New Hero D.Va announced
New Hero Mei-Ling Zhou teased
Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.
>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
>list of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it
xth for Mercy a wonderful Christmas Cake
>Your waifu's a shit. A SHIT
You take that back RIGHT NOW
find a shitty reaction image to use when it turns out the beta purchase bundle only grants you access for the beta weekends
Zenyatta is probably the most fun support character if you have a proper team comp. He literally decimates any hero that he has is orb of discord on.
Wish his charge shot ability was a little less wonky to use though.
Will you buy the beta if its $40 for no skin bullshit just beta access and the game.
>tfw Mercy will never willingly take your seed as you produce beautiful pure offspring together keeping your race pure
;_; It hurts to live in this world
why does Overwatch's overall character design just look so... shallow? That's not to say there aren't some i don't like but I mean it feels and it probably is the case they just designed characters on what would be cool with little thought on any over all theme of the game
like its just a mess of misfits as characters
You mean post-Giant Size-era X-Men
a common thing in X-Men is they all wear uniforms to create a sense of.. unity,
but even Giant Size X-Men there is more of a sense of unity than in Overwatch, since the same colors are used
Having a ton of fun, hope there are some balance changes soon though, really tired of quickscope widowmakers.
Nigga it takes 1 sec to charge and you're playing soldier 76.
My favorite char is pharah, my life gets miserable when they get a good widowmaker, but if you're really pissed of against her just switch to reaper, tracer or winston.
Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.
Anybody else think like this?
Taking the trip off to be serious for a moment. The game is really fun and it is addicting. The maps need some work and hopefully they add another game type, but for a beta it is great.
If this was F2P then there's nothing to lose and you can try it yourself to see if it's subjectively good or not, even if it's going to be ded.
I won't waste money on a "gonna be ded soon anyway" game, though.
Symm is a futa
Mercy is a ladyboy
Widow doesn't matter because she's a zombie
Tracer hasn't bathed in weeks
Zarya is Zarya
D.va is a slut
Winston has a small penis Reaper is a gayboy Hanzo is a gayboy Lucio is a gayboy
Ur now caught up on the freshest memes senpai
>Is half human, half omnic.
augs don't make you any less of a human
She's deffanately got da most dakka.
I'm not okay with this. OrangeBox was amazing value, and everyone praised Valve for that.
But if we wanna see a competitive scene in this game it needs to be less than $30.
Friendly reminder that Blizzard is a bunch of fucking liberal scumbags.
>pushing tumblr: the class into the game
>pushing "legalize marijuana": the class into the game
Boycott this piece of shit hugbox game you spergs
>Must like weed
I bet you think he's a spy for Talon too?
THE DEFINITIVE TIER LIST
Symmetra (on King's Row and that map with the plane in it)
they probably have a bunch of talentless left wing college females doing some of their designs while the men program. it looks like a generic pixar movie or something, the way they design the characters. i like a handful of them though.
Why can nobody in the beta play this game?
>Defense on Volskaya
>Guess I'll pick mercy since people rarely want to support
>Two people pick Soldier
>Two people pick Bastion
>"Guys, need to change up the team comp, this won't win anything."
>Last guy picks Soldier
i dont get ppl in here who actually got in the beta. like 7 million people signed up and only 1% got in. why are u so fucking lucky u scum fucking undeserving faggot
We just like Blizzard games more than you, anon
H1Z1 is having a tournament, so that's kinda scewed. Twitch viewer counts are largely irrelevant anyway since half the top people just use bots to boos their numbers to get a bandwagon.
>tfw its comes out in June 2016
what the fuck man, getting hyped 6 months early? That's just cruel.
F2P but with hero rotation and the only way to unlock a hero is by earning gold or some shit and otherwise you'd buy the game for 40 bucks and have all heroes right off the bat?
Either way if it is another 6 months of waiting for the game I honestly dont care anymore..
Pretty pointless in this game due to the hero design. It could be fun to have a "Pharah Arena" mode though.
I just hope that the $40 buy in and skin microtransactions means well be getting free new heroes beyond the 21 that are funded by the cosmetics.
buying the whole content for 40$ is pretty fucking good and I'd love it if they did that, but it doesn't seem feasible
are you aware of how fucking expensive getting the characters in HotS? hots founder pack had 3 heroes for this price, so overwatch heroes are either dirty cheap or just free to everyone from the start
>No release until SPRING 2016
Blizzard just killed their game before it even came out
By Spring 2016, now that some people have actually been playing the game, hype will be all but fucking dead. And then it's going to be a $40 price tag.
exactly, this is the important point. this would make the payment method to be like smite's, and that'd be great. typical F2P rotation shit, can buy heroes individually and so on
idk maybe thats the official release date, but there are fags already buying the packs from stupid gamestop shops and they have a code with beta access which isnt redeemable yet
>Yeah but did you see how much Blizzard' other failed jew game costed?
Yeah but did you see how much it costs to sub for WoW??? This is a GREAT DEAL! I recommend you pre-order Overwatch™ at your local Game Stop™ RIGHT NOW!
Some of them would be really, really, dumb. I would not want to play barrel of monkeys.
I don't get what you're suggesting. Blizz wants hero switching to matter. They're promising more heroes than are in the game already in the box as a feature detail. You'll get any added characters after that and pay for whatever skins you want. How is that bad?
Maybe to time the release better? Christmas would have been a good opportunity but maybe it's not finished. The lack of variety in game types is very apparent once you start playing.
>So closed beta looked pretty fucking finished
Core gameplay is pretty polished. Everything around it in the client like progression, spectator modes, etc. is supposedly very unfinished and jury rigged at the moment. I'd expect a wide beta early next year with the official release of course before June.
next beta invite wave after blizzcon ;_______________________________;
Yeah as someone who can drop $40 no problem this model is ideal. I'm worried it might hurt growth, but it's WAY better than HotS' model. I wonder if they'll do full f2p for Asia.
So if this Origins Edition thing doesn't give beta access, what the fuck are they releasing it so early for? No god damn way they're riding on "hype" when only like 100 people can play the damn game right now.
Ahmm.. so anons, who is your waifu?
>6 month early pre-order
fuck off and die Blizzvision.
>preload pc download (PCD) $40
>origins ed & preload pcd $60
>console and pc origins standard download (SD) $60 @ christmas
So the question is why the dates are fucking messed up and to what extent, if the release date got cut, and how much the standard edition around Christmas is going to be?
>yo sign for our beta
>wait for a year
>yo its 60$
>looks like console game
>yo its PC-first dunno if console even come out
>console release on same day as PC
>60$ paywall console port trying to be "esports" on PC
>still has microtransactions
Only thing left to fuck up is to make new heroes cost 10euro each like with HotS and fuck it up with fucking retarded candyman skins like in HotS
Literally 1st person HotS for 60$ just to get in. wow
Blizzard is so full of shit i dont even. Didn't even give beta to Soda because he would criticize it instead of sucking blizzard dick like all the rest gg.
>rarely play blizz games anymore
>get beta invite 2 days ago
>its not releasing in 6 months
who cares by then? they've clucked their whole fanbase with the beta already and now they let us bathe in salt for another 6 months before getting to play? honestly I'm just moving on, fuck this game
im just staying here for the r34's
>Buy beta access for $60 next week
>Current beta circlejerkers and lucky people get it all for free
Would you be upset?
I would be fucking furious and most likely not buy anything at all and probably not even play it. It would be the ultimate cukcing
i dont get how all these fags are still taking it, blizzard tries to fuck them in the ass and cum on their face, and they still pay them 60$ for it
>they don't just give beta access right away to people with battle.net accounts with all games and bnet account since they created bnet
fucking soulless... they have no feelings or anything at all over blizz
>beta circlejerkers and lucky people get the shiny platinum medal for true fans and get a free blowjob
>people who bought the beta access get the goyim medal for retards
JUST LIKE HOTS
assuming they dont get bored with this shit in 6 FUCKING MONTHS
>tfw mei ling is going to look like shit compared to d.va
>d.va is actually a snob, slut and asshole character
>mei ling looks ugly, but has a nice personality
I fucking bet Blizzard will do this
any of you fags lucky yet with blizz live chat yesterday or today? I just want to fucking play this shit game before they put beta to halt and you wait 6 months for a 60 bucks FPS which will probably be dead by then.
Zenyatta is A tier
>Longest range basic heal in the game
>Heal sticks to allies, you don't need to hug them like Lucio or pocket bitch them like Mercy
>Discord, the only real "debuff" skill in the game shits on everybody
>AOE invincible me super heal everybody else ultimate
And the coolest attack animation in the game
so how is everyone going to feel IF it turns out that the $40 price is the base price for overwatch, $60 is for base game + cosmetics, and that not only is the game buy to play but there's no way to get into the beta besides streamer fame or RNG?
well, 13 hours left till their panel for confirmation. if all this shit is true i am never going to pay for anything remotely related to blizzard in the future
I'll probably be a kek and buy the 40 bucks game anyway since I hyped for this long
then regret it as 2 months later the game dies and lies forgotten on the bottom barrel of the gaming industries next to Evolve's stinking corpse.
if you have to pay a 40-60 dollar price tag for the base game then any future heroes better be free with only cosmetics being payed for
and if they aren't adding new heroes and more non-cosmetic content then they can fuck right off
The hearthstone situation right now is hilarious. The top players and reddit are telling blizzard to fuck off because they haven't done anything to improve the game. The damage control flying around is sad
It's okay, we don't want any ADD-fags in it anyway.
Seriously there is like 10 million things to do other than playing overwatch, and the only reason you want it so bad is because you can't do it right here and right now.
this kills overwatch
opening ceremony is free, which is where they'll likely put the bulk of the important shit
otherwise, wait till the ticket-locked content starts tomorrow and check here as blizzard takes down streams and new streams start up
fuck gamestop for being retarded and leaking this, now there's a shitpost flamestorm without knowing the real announcement
I hope its like smite, F2P but having the option to buy all the fucking characters
have you never heard of sc2 anon
also hearthstone community is fucking killing myself because developer decisions are retarded
i have no idea about hots but the prices there are also retarded and they treat you like a baby disabling all chat
i was hopeful of this because they even added voice chat but blizzard has talent in making retarded decisions
>I hope its like smite, F2P but having the option to buy all the fucking characters
No, that's an awful fucking system. If you have to pay for ANY of the characters I'm out. Dota 2 is the only game to get this right.
Overwatch should be
>Regular game = $15/£10 to keep the BRs and Russians out
>Origins Edition AKA Please give us more shekels for these launch cosmetics = $40/£50
>All characters free
>All purchases for in-game items are 100% cosmetic
man I hope so but you have to be realistic, I really hope that's the case but Blizzard are fucking jews. I'd prefer a 1-time buy of $40 than having to wait for sales and progressively wait to get all characters while wasting more than $100.
if they make all characters free it'd be blizzard's only business system so far desu (idk about diablo but even sc2 with all the expansion shit was pretty overpriced)
>tfw got into Battleborn alpha, but I want to play Overwatch
>Still haven't gotten invited
>Feverishly checking my email every day and watching streams
I'm reliving the time I waited for my HotS invite. fuck.
>check email for beta access regularly
>even after they say no invites for a while
Inb4 they do the same as FoV
>People bitch about FoV
>They add a FoV slider but the max it goes is the same as pre-slider
>They know people will bitch about buying heros
>They say that you'll have access to all heros and when they develop the next one, after everyone bought the game, that what they mean by that is all the pre-release heros, not the new ones
To be honest i'll probably buy this game anyway. At the very least i'll have my money worth of playtime and fun like it did with Diablo 3 (about 60 hours before i dropped), but i'd love if Blizz actually supported the game with reasonable standards instead of jew-"supporting"
I'm a good little whore relieving the pressure of my team
Huge viewmodels, emotes go third person, winning team is shown in third person after each match, play of the game shows the player to everyone in third person as well., plus poeple just like to show off. It's like wearing nice clothes. Destiny is first person as well but people go crazy for cosmetic shit in that game.
Overwatch-themed content for several Blizzard Entertainment games:
Heroes of the Storm™ - Tracer Hero
World of Warcraft® - Baby Winston Pet
StarCraft® II Portraits
Diablo® III - Mercy Wings
>Diablo® III - Mercy Wings
>Diablo® III - Mercy Wings
>Diablo® III - Mercy Wings
>actually believing it was 7 million people who signed up for the beta
>Wanting to watch le whacky streamers
Fuck off. B4nny is pretty based and chill, it's just that he is a TF2fag that doesn't want to let go of his old game and fully commit to OW, otherwise he'd be pre-Reddit Seagull tier.
is Roadhog a Maori Kiwi making friends with Junkrat or is he just a fat Aussie?
His name and stature make him seem like a Maori character but he's only stated as being Australian in origin
theyre really gonna push it now arent they? Abandon hope this shit isnt F2P and as esport it'll fail miserably. Other than that the base game is still gonna be 40 bucks, FUCK this shit.
>I can have my huge manly german tank AND my cute asian grill tank
Also there's a peak of the ice hero there in the bottom left
shit, I didn't know her name was actually Mei-Ling
I thought it was Mei-something else
I'd just been calling her Mei-Ling because of Metal Gear and the cyborg ninja hero that's probably coming
>not something closer to the Suckerpunch mech
S M H
Does that preclude him from being a Kiwi? His name is Mako Rutledge which feels significantly more Kiwi than Jamison Fawkes (which is stereotypically Irish Australian)
And frankly he has the Maori/Islander body type. I'm pretty sure he's a fucking new zealander bru.
I was excited for this game until all this pricing info starting getting leaked. With so much quality, free content out there, there's no excuse for a game in 2015 to cost $60+ dollars.
>thinking blizz will put a micro hero into this game
>thinking they'll have a hero that actually requires skill to play when they're only interested in grabbing casuals now
I know this is fresh bait/meme but the $60 shit is a lootbox/beta invite bait shit. The game proper is likely to be ~$20 CSGO style box bait or free. Chill and whatnot nigger, Blizzard want you buying skins, they aint gonna stop you.
>there's no excuse for a game in 2015 to cost $60+ dollars.
Not only are you wrong in your claims, but also cheap
$40 for game
$60 for game+useless junk
$130 for collector's edition
If you're not willing to drop a measly 40 dollarydoos, then you either never really cared about the game or don't have a job. Sorry pal
The excuse is that some people are willing to pay $60 for a game that they think that they will enjoy. As long as someone buys at that price, products will be made at that price.
Simply put, other people are more willing to splash out money on games than you are.
>With so much quality, free content out there
Like fucking what? Specifically shooters. I wanna see this
Did you miss this by chance?
>Can't buy beta access untill 20th
I hope they don't add access with origins edition, if i have to suffer, so do all of you.
He's on the shirt. He's one of the 21. Expect details later today.
They've said ages ago that balancing melee characters is a pain in the ass, That's why Rulesofnatre wasn't released from the start despite being hinter at so much. Expect Rulesofnature to be widowmaker or Torbjorn tier.
oh you wanna play that way huh?
*teleports behind you*
*slices you in half then slices your skill in half midair*
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…
Torbjorn. The bottom tier hero both figuratively and literally.
Honestly that one doesn't bother me, the origin story was pretty good. I'm hoping for more Origin stories this blizcon.
I was talking about retarded designs, not stereotypes, i love the stereotypes.
>And then it's going to be a $40 price tag.
Nigga that's fucking substatially less than your mother used to pay for your console games when you were a kid. Go fuck off and get a job already.
i want those wings so bad although i play diablo only for 2-3 days every season
fuck blizzard, how do you make me buy things every time
I have 15k DISPOSABLE INCOME in my account that i've saved up over the past year or so after landing my new job.
I'm still not paying $40 for this shit game, blizznigger. HURR OTHER THINGS ARE MORE EXPENSIVE! JUST MOW SOMEONE'S LAWN is such a shit, overused, and completely moot argument that I almost wish you had a trip so I could filter your reddit-tier opinions.
>I almost wish you had a trip so I could filter your reddit-tier opinions.
But I don't, nigga. You live in a fucking fantasy world, you know you don't have 15K saved up. You know that 40 dollars is below the average price for a new game. You know that console drones pay 60 bux a year for the new CoD.
You know about inflation. You remember that games were still about 60 bux back when you were a kid. You fucking KNOW 40 dollars is not a lot of money.
Literally don't bullshit me, nigga. Tell that shit to your mommy, to your blog, to your fucking brother. But don't lie to yourself, asshole.
>Not him, but inflation needs to be taken into account
Exactly dude. Inflation makes the situation better. Your mother paid 60 bux for fucking Banjo Kazooey back in the 1990's when she was grinding for a 3.35 dollar minimum wage.
40$? In 2015? If you can't afford that - then you have much bigger problems than being entertained.
looks like we are going into maxium overshill/blizzdrone mode
you understand this game will end up like hots/evolve and titanfall right?
>You know you don't have 15k saved up
Not him, but I get 20k a month if I meet my quota/goal (I almost always do) in automotive advertisement. And that's not even big time, I just drive around to small dealerships selling things. The fact that you think 15k is a lot in a year, for a single person is hilarious. If anything it proves how young/naive/out of touch you are. And no one gives a flying fuck about how expensive shit used to be. I'm not shelling out 40 bucks, even with my disposable income that I could make back in a days work, for shit multiplayer game that has no features aside from the fact that....yeah, it's a multiplayer game.
Stop being such an asshurt blizzard shill. Just because one has money, doesn't mean they should blow it "just because you can". That's how people go broke. That's how rich people, for that matter, go broke. Because they lose all sense of value and start spending more than 20 bucks for a shit computer game that will be dead in a few months.
>lying on the internet
Uh huh. I'm sure you make 20k a month and are terrified of spending 40 bux. This is completely believable and I believe you.
>Your mom spent more money on cartridges for an NES!
This was also at a time when your only other option was to constantly spend quarters at an arcade. At the time, it was a good investment.
Times also change. Comparing prices of video games a decade ago to now means you have no idea what video games even were back then. Before they were a luxury, now they are a hobby.
Sound familiar? Like cars? How they went from expensive luxuries, to affordable necessities? The price of cars then does not justify the price of cars now. The price of video games then does not justify the price of video games now.
Your time is really valuable man. If you make 20k a year and work 40 hours, your time is worth over a hundred bux an hour! That means literally in time time you spent posting, you could have earned the money for the game.
If you're the type of person who gets that much value out of just venting and bitching the way 15 year old girls do, then why does your opinion matter at all? Spoiler: It doesn't. You're lying and your opinion doesn't mean anything.
>paying 60 bucks for a casual polished piece of shit
>which has micro transactions anyway
I'd rather play a unpolished F2P piece of shit to be honest.Im not going to pay 60 bucks for
>GUYS LOOK WAIFUBAIT
>GUYS GUYS LOOK GUYS LOOK ITS LOTS OF "ORIGINAL" CHARACTERS
>HEY GUYS FANCY PARTICLE EFFECTS PLS PAY MONEY
>Before they were a luxury, now they are a hobby.
Nigga a hobby IS a luxury. You're not entitled to TV or video games or model trains or fucking anything, asshole. You have to purchase these things, for money.
Yeah, but we're used to paying that much for games.
If you make 20k a year, you're living in poverty. It's not the point. The point is the value of things, and it's not worth the price they are asking.
You don't have to do anything but pay your rent and eat food, dude. You literally can just not spend money on anything.
Feel free, brother. You don't need anyone's permission - just go for it.
The only good thing about overwatch will be all the SFM porn
prove me wrong
>Terrified of spending $40
When did I say that? You seem to have no sense of the value of money, and seem to be edging me on to spend it without contemplation. Almost like a spoiled teenager.
And by the way, "It isn't a lot of money, just do it" is also a common advertising tactic. Encouraging one to be frivolous with his money is a great way to get him to spend it without even considering the consequences.
I spent $60 pre-ordering Brink a few years back. I'll be fucking damned if i'm going to fall for it again because Blizzard has more experienced advertisement in the form of blind twitch streamers who praise the game nonstop because they don't want to go back to streaming TF2 to the tune of 40 viewers.
And I wasn't bragging about the money I have. It isn't much. It COULD be even less, if I was a financial fucking retard like you.
>The point is the value of things, and it's not worth the price they are asking.
Worth and value are relative concepts. Obviously it's not worth it for you - but you obviously know that you are not everyone else, right?
But it's obvious to everyone else that your time isn't worth very much if you're spending it angry about a game you don't plan on playing. Isn't that a fucking weirdo thing to do with your time?
Model extraction is currently fucked up. shaders and the whole animation rig don't transfer.
Cool man. So it sounds like we figured out the situation. You'll save your money and have 15040 dollars in your bank. I'll buy the game with my entertainment budget and have some fun with a video game till I get bored of it then I won't play it no more.
Looks like we're all going to have a happy ending, senpai. We're all going to make it.
Here's the D.Va fapfic with the description of her mech amended to be compatible its appearance in this boxart.
On the topic of D.Va, I like that her face doesn't look as generically Korean as she does in the announcement art.
>popular streamers shilling and playing overwatch so they keep their viewers
>MM will be released earlier because valve is scared of overwatch
>tfw blizzard just killed their game before release and MM will be developed faster
Good time to be alive
I literally can't
Theres a lot of talented modelers and shit.They'll fix it.The community already fixed lots of other models that didn't extract well
>First it was "just buy it, it isn't much"
>Now it's "fine, i'll be having so much fun without you nerds in my game"
Blizzard you guys really need to step up your game
>that glorious feel
I would have dropped tf2 for overwatch, but now MM will be a thing soon because of overwatch and blizzard killed their hype 6 months before release
Its the difference between "people" should/will buy it and "you" should/will buy it. $40 does not equal "Game is doomed, blunder of the century". But fuck, you're just shitposting. Why am I responding to you?
If this game costs anything more than $0 I will not be buying it until it can demonstrate that it remains not-dead for a period greater than one year.
Obviously yes. The fact that there's even such a thing as a 'generically' Korean appearance tells you the nation is addicted to plastic surgery.
will anyone STREAM blizzcon for us?
you can use castamp, iGuide, livestream, streamlive.to
someone pls do it, for the waifus
Matchmaking for TF2
It not being implemented yet was the reason why this game was on the decline
But now it looks like it'll be released soon
All while blizzard killed all the hype in one single day
So blizzard dun goofed
>being this fucking mad
It isn't much. But it became clear that you just don't want the game, it's not about the price for you. That's fine then, I wouldn't want you to buy something you don't want - I Don't get anything out of that.
Now I'm just confused why you're still here. You've virtually spent at least 125 dollars already here just arguing, based on how much you had to tell us that you were worth so that we could understand your position. That doesn't seem intelligent.
>It not being implemented yet was the reason why this game was on the decline
Game was on the decline cause it's like 10 fucking years old. That game was hype as fuck about 3 rigs ago. I'd be wasting my hardware playing that thing in 2016. May as well play hearthstone on my PC.
That pink ball mecha
Its quite impressive that Overwatch beta will be only 7 months long (assuming it will be launched in June next year). DIdn't Hearthstone and Heroes of the Storm have a longer beta phase?
Give it time. Gay anime trannies just naturally gravitate towards Generals. Hell, look at ff/xivg/. It's an MMO with tons of content being added every few months with plenty to talk about, yet the generals remain devoted to the tranny ERP Balmung circlejerk.