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It's been about half a month since the 2.2.0 nerf - how does the game feel now after that nerf, /ink/?
Patch notes for anyone that needs a reminder:
Also, what does /ink/ think of pic related a week after its release?
Way more people are using my gunfu now. That is all.
The only thing the patch has done IMO is increase the number of Duel Squelchers and NZaps but other the games feels exactly the same.
I've gotten to used to burst bombs playing Slosher and ignoring ink mines on the regular Luna. Splat Bombs will take some getting used to
Cute squidboys dispute over their shared meal of burgs.
Watching the credits is remarkably therapeutic. I'd recommend giving it another look some time.
>no option to have already filled out credits watchable
>have to go out of my way to ink all the cute pictures just to see them
music is very soothing though, always listen to it before matches to keep calm if i ever get mad
If you track left and right along the bottom of the screen it should cover just about everything.
Some of the images are better than they have any right to be.
Spaghetti > Woomy
Marie > Callie
Dogs > Cats
Slides > Coasters
Hot dogs > Marshmallows
Planes > Cars
Decepticons > Autobots
Pirates > Ninjas
Love this one. Only official picture of the sisters in their element.
Told'ja Callie has the bigger butt.
I think it's too early to tell. People are going to stick with what they know and like, and any metagame shifts are going to be gradual.
People are probably having to play smarter, and there's a lower amount of cheap play, as per the patch's intent.
The patch changes were all relatively minor. There was no sudden rise to stardom, or fall of one of the greats. I keep seeing people that were expecting big changes, or for the game to be turned on its head, but it's just not happening. There's a bit more weapon diversity now, I think, but that's it.
desu nothing really feels all that different. Even Splash Walls seem just as potent. The duration doesn't really matter unless you're trying to control contested space for longer than 5 seconds. The wall goes up, and you get splatted half a second later if you're anywhere near it.
One of the wall's greatest strengths was its ability to let you just win 1v1s. You can't take on entire teams anymore, but you still have a very strong presence. Splash Wall's still one of the best subs.
>GAME FOR CHILDREN
The t.b.h filter is really pointless.
Lemme rectify that
Name something purer than this
>more range than Dynamo and tentatek/.52
>has disruptor to chase and escape from foes
>killer wail support
>extremely fast TTK, on par with tentatek
>spreads ink fast
my new gunfu
Possibly the purest image I've got. Spoilered for mass purity.
But there should be more art of the sisters with their grandpappy.
Forget all this chubby and intercrural nonsense, slender girls a best.
And a nice quick one for you.
Good game, m8. Hope to see you repping team Ghost this Sunday.
GGs dude thanks for giving me someone to squad with
>Hope to see you repping team Ghost this Sunday.
Sure am, prefer the color, the choice and I like the theme overall.
I don't have a sister preference really but I think I like Marie's personality a bit more
2 bursts required to hit can be fired and landed in the same time that the tentatek can land 3 shots, if i remember correctly
however this relies on getting the timing on the second burst correct cause of the mashing thing
look man, if that's all you got, there's nothing left here to say
but i tell you i think you
have the perfectly valid decision to like whatever girls you want
So the women belong to you, and you think fitness has an influence over an individual has respect for themselves or not? You're narcissistic enough to believe everyone should be like you huh?
Of course not, I just wouldn't devote myself to somebody who couldn't treat themselves with decency. There's nothing wrong with large girls or liking such girls, but allowing yourself to become fat is a very clear sign of somebody not caring about preserving or exalting themselves, so I will judge accordingly.
>i like chubby girls
>obviously that means you're fat
>there's nothing wrong with being fat
>yes there is
>no there isn't
same song every damn time
> Post this an hour ago
> No replies
> No discussion
> Arguing about fat people instead
fat people aren't clinically depressed, anon
I'm plenty enjoying my life without you shoving your idea of what an enjoyable life is down my throat, which is kind of funny coming from the person who's restricting lots of their lifetime and opportunities to maintain a personal image since what others think of them is more important than their experiences.
>arguing over each other and not the girls
clearly we need more examples posted of chubby girls to work with
ok shit that was funny
No, but they're still missing out.
If that's your confining solace, so be it. But don't go saying that I'm 'restricting my lifetime and opportunities' by bettering myself.
You know that nagging unconfidence you can't shake when you know you aren't your best? Be it by looks, or charisma, or fitness, or any factor. People that don't try to overcome those limits will always have that uncertainty, and thus not get the most out life, or themselves.
Squid sisters are perfect in any form, they're the defining exception.
What's this better in bettering yourself? Being more fit? Do you work a career that requires this level of fitness? Do you need this fitness to pick up the kind of lovers you seek? I really hope you're not trying to live longer. Life is cruel, and you really don't have control over that kind of thing. Think I'm kidding? Look up the Boston Marathon. Exercise sure worked out for those people, huh? Extreme example yes, but plenty people get stabbed or mugged and shot jogging every day. Others catch a bad virus like the flu from being outside and exposed to everything. Yes, you could also develop a whole slew of other problems from not exercising, but it's completely random what happens to any of us. None of us can predict what will get us and when, so fitness is not an ideal solution for trying to extend your life. Even if you succeeded, the years you get out of it will probably be miserable ones in some home when your brain has broken down before your body. If that's what you want, by all means enjoy. That's not my idea of a jolly life though. There's nothing better about that self.
Go back to fucking your dolls thighs
Really dude? Really? Bad things happen in the world, therefore you won't try in any walk of it? You act as though there's no reason to be motivated in a world that constantly drags you down at every turn, but in fact that's the only reason to ever do anything, to overcome those adversities. That's what it means to better yourself, to not let yourself be hindered by the random and often cruel things the world throws at us. In other words, to get gud.
The only thing that's wrong with the world is cynics like yourself who find that giving up is the only appropriate response to any kind of trepidation. And that's fucking pathetic.
Jesus christ would you both take it to /sci/ if you want to fling shitty sophomoric philosophy at each other as a proxy argument with your own insecurities. Chubby girls are good, skinny girls are good, they're all good, you're both idiots, fuck off.
>to overcome those adversities
What the fuck are you talking about? I live a happy life. I don't have these adversities to overcome. I don't seem to possess the same shortcomings as you. I don't need some fitness boost to make me feel good about myself, and no other aspect of my life requires it either. I'm only cynical of people like you who think what works for them works for everyone and that they know better just cause they got laid after doing some time at the gym. And that's fucking pathetic.
I tried using it, but the problem is that unlike a charger, it does not lock your rotation while you aim. I mean, normally when you strafe, the camera turns with the move 3D platformer style. This is suppressed whenever the right trigger (or the Y button) is held down. So with the charger, you press the trigger, take aim, and then shoot. But with L-3 you have to aim with the trigger unpressed, so you either have to stand still and be an easy target or you dodge and have the camera mess up your aim.
Blasters suffer from this too, but you can get away with indirect hits.
Anyone got advice how to cope?
Bitch you were just weeping over uncontrollable problems such as bad viruses and Boston Marathons. If these are the things that get you down, then do tell how happy a life you lead.
All I can say is you'll never be the best you can be if you maintain that attitude. I don't exercise or go out to get laid or anything asinine, I do it so I get the most out of being who I can be, not just by putting my feet up and being satisfied with the bottom rung that anyone can call their own. I'll never be rich, I'll never be famous, but I can get appreciation out of making the most with what I've got, and the most of what I can do.
So that's my cards on the table, you bore me, stay sad, and forever unfresh.
Accepting the world is random and cruel isn't weeping over uncontrollable problems. Also, for the last time I'm not sad. Your view that anyone who doesn't maintain a level of peak physical fitness is sad is what's really sad. The muscles have turned your brain to mush. There's many things in this world to be the best at. Only some of these are even linked to physical fitness. Good luck beating everyone else struggling to be the best. Maybe it'll work out for you. Maybe that's what you need to be happy. You're ignorant to think that's what everyone needs, and that anyone who isn't working towards keeping themselves fit is just living some miserable little depressed life where they don't respect themselves. Fuck right off with that attitude of belittling others to raise your own worth in the world.
>fully charge rainmaker
>makes the hit confirm sound when fired
>enemy is still alive
It is what I need to be happy, so there. Furthermore I haven't been belittling anybody, you've just taken me saying I want to be better as you consequently being worse. More apparent insecurities. And maybe it's not what everyone needs, but rest assured it would do you a world of good if you had a go.
In any case, suppose one such random act of cruelty unfolds and somebody threatens to fight you or a loved one in the street, and you're the only denominator in their way. I'm sure your self awareness and personal satisfaction will help you a lot then.
Also I'd like to point out I've never been to /fit/.
>you've just taken me saying I want to be better as you consequently being worse
>More apparent insecurities
No, you're literally calling anyone who's priority isn't fitness sad over and over. Look back through your posts.
>rest assured it would do you a world of good if you had a go
Again, you're making judgments like you know what's best for others. How did your self-importance become this inflated?
>In any case, suppose one such random act of cruelty unfolds and somebody threatens to fight you or a loved one in the street, and you're the only denominator in their way. I'm sure your self awareness and personal satisfaction will help you a lot then.
First off, guns exist. We don't live in medieval days. Second, I probably wouldn't be there to begin with. Third, I'm not a musclehead. I know how to talk my way out of these sorts of things.
>Also I'd like to point out I've never been to /fit/.
I don't believe you, but you should go if you're not lieing. There's plenty others there just like you who have drowned themselves in the pleasure of looking down on others and thinking they know what's best for them to boost their views of themselves. You'd /fit/ right in.
You're sad because you lament over these accursed random events that make the world bad, not your apparent disregard for self preservation.
Well if you think fitness is a BAD idea, and isn't good for you, then you're the one that needs to check your own deflation.
>I wouldn't be there to begin with
Because you don't interact with people or because you don't leave your house?
Also good luck talking your way out of these scary random events you've made upfront as being beyond anybodies control. Remember, we could all drop dead any moment!
I wasn't looking down on you, but I sure as heck am now. You've cleanly scratched each and every shred of respect I might have had for you my lad.
Two words into your post and there you go assuming again. I'm done. I'm convinced you're a troll at this point, because nobody can be this dense, not even a musclehead.
I sure am, I'm the biggest troll in the whole wide world. I had you going there. Ha ha!
Good thing you made clear how much you believed in your feeble and sub-par reality, and stuck up for your nonchalant self. Like a champion.
It's a good thing you saw through my facade after a while, or you might've actually come to your senses and learned something! And we certainly can't be having that!
I'm not muscly, I'm fit.
Admittedly I am equally sick of this discussion. Go back to posting fat chicks.
The only canon dat character is Judd and he's been alive for hundreds if not thousands of years. This game promotes no body type at best it might vaguely promote children playing team sports
stuffing is like extreme fetishism of making girls fat for one reason or another
chubby is just appreciating a girl who doesn't starve herself and retains a healthy-fat appearance, and it can be enjoyed alongside skinny girls as well as a different flavor
Where do large titties come into the equation?
they're entirely their own separate thing, depending on the degree of size it might reach fetish tier, but more likely it's just a preference in appearance
slapping big jugs on a character that doesn't possess them so you can get off to them is pretty >>121464093 though
Proud to be normal then.
We really should have more dog wheels in our daily lives. People used to use them to turn spitroasts, but imagine what we could do with modern technology. Dog powered charging stations at the park! Green, dog powered recycling plants! An app connected dog wheel in your home so you can see how your friend is exercising!
Man, dog wheels.
>hold on to your tentacles
hmg it's too early for to be aroused
If you don't kill with less hits, half charged shots, indirect hits and then all you're doing is wasting slots. Haven't they fixed several guns meaning shots 2 kill aren't increased by Defence Up stacking
Like I give a fuck. I'm more a hips man anyway.
Embrace the Bubbler
Need to roll a Special Charge Main 3 Sub Saver hat. I'm overkill on saving.
I will kill you anon.
I will make you dead.
I'm moving up and I'm covering you the best I can. I keep getting splats off so you can push forward. Why whine about the one time I missed?
a decent splatterscoper
Saw that and busted a gut.
One of those things isn't real.
Sent. We'd probably want one more anon, tri squads aren't the best.
If we don't find someone I'm fine with you and >>121469629 just doing a twin squad, I have some stuff I want to roll in the meantime.
Welp, Spyke finally got 2 slots on the shirt I want.
Getting the last slot is going to be a pain. Dammit I want this shirt so much.
Squids are immune to bullets you mong
I want to poke Callie!
With a branding iron!
We either succeed as a squad, or fail as a squad. No I in team, squigga.
Seriously, though, we need to take a page from the squad we just faced and start doing some flanks, ambushes, and pincher maneuvers. I feel as if we are all trying to lone wolf it.
Kinda. Here's what I'm doing:
I order an item. If Spyke gets 2 slots right, I can backup my save, THEN purchase the item, then purchase and unlock the third slot.
Any unrevealed slots are randomized and set when you purchase the item from Spyke. This means that you can use the backup save file to retry until you get what you want in the last slot.
>Watching episode 6 of hacka doll
>When suddenly Splatoon
>decide to try the splashomatic
>that TTK and suction bomb rush
damn this is nice
now what skills do i use with the thing and how the hell do i use suction bomb rush effectively
>Got matched up against someone today
>They completely destroyed my team
>As in, spawncamp-tier destroyed
>Look up their NNID
>They're literally a sponsored competitive player
FUCKING EPIC GAME NINTENDO. GREAT MATCHMAKING SYSTEM.
Sounds like you couldn't dude it
Great choice. Swim Speed, Bomb Distance, and your choice of Special booster. Basically just throw bombs where there are people or ground you want to be your color, there is no method to the madness.
I'm honestly not sure if this is some competitive shitposting going on here, or somebody is looping a modem like a sadist, or if we're being raided
>tfw i found a jap clan with this ヤクザ and all of them were using dynamo and e-liters
It's got pretty low range, so you need to get right up in peoples faces to take them on. That's why Swim Speed is so important. It's also entirely possible to trap people in a net of your bombs; it's very satisfying to see a Dynamo just give up and stop moving while surrounded by your armament.
Hank from THE Nintendome is the savior we need, but do not deserve. Look at how humble he is.
I want Marie to fist Callie
Would it be efficient if I would stack ink saver sub and ink recovery? Im thinking it would be too fast to even notice the difference. I think swim speed would be better. Im going for the sub machine type ink machines because I suck at everything else.
You can shoot your main weapon during Bomb Rush. That's important to remember for when people rush at you.
When using Bomb Rush, try to throw the last 3 or 4 bombs onto inkable turf. When the special ends, those last bombs will fill up your gauge by a pretty big amount.
I never liked using blasters before, but I'm really liking the neo luna blaster at the moment.
I have 3 swim speed up mains and 2 subs and I'm loving the instakill on it, and the bomb rush is wicked for splat zones as well
>throw splat wall in front of enemy squid
>enemy squid shoots
>splatted by enemy squid
I meant it takes more skill and is more fun to play as/against in general.
Man I don't even play the heavy splatling but the deco variant looks kind of hideous with those bedazzle jewels.
you mean the guys with the good internet connections right?
Splash wall has a vastly increased skill ceiling with the new 2.67s regen delay. I would say the Deco is harder to use, but is better in specific situations. The vanilla is well rounded enough to be strong in most situations, so it's 'safer'.
So I must master this technique in order to reach S+. Truly, this is an arduous road.
【Analysis】Why is Tim so good?
So a lot of people have been wondering why is Tim so good at Splatoon...
I imagine you have one of these for Tim, and masturbate to screenshots of his woomy.
>We'll never get a doujin of Tim
I love Callie
I love her so much
I want to hug her
>I love you, Marie!
>Ha, I like you too!
>I love you, Marie!
>Thanks. I like you too.
>I love you, Marie!
>practicing bamboozler in tw
>two rollers and a jr on my team
>top the leaderboard
the main difference between shit players and good ones is awareness. Be aware of what weapons players are using and where they are on the map at all times, and react accordingly.
>right hand hurts like hell
>gamepad is drifting more than a nascar car
>>121506313 was close.