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>Balak the BT
>Salarians in stockings fetish
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is there a problem?
oh you're playing for real, then it doesn't matter, choose whoever you want to romance,
>me2 romances affect me1/me3? or does ash find out?
If you want to find out :
if you romance ash in 1 then romance someone else on 2, she finds out in 3 but you can still romance her if you stop your relationship with your me2 romance
>Flmeshep x Miranda really makes for the best couple.
The Reapers where the least of the trilogy's problems. Shorter development cycles and decreased production values were. Also, no group vision and planning. If anything, ME was a franchise deserving to be milked before the Reapers reached the milky way. Remember how AssCreed got the treatment with 2, then brotherhood, then revelations before moving on to 3? Filler, granted, but ME needed a whole lot more to it before reaching its culmination with the reaper war. Everything was rushed. I still don't know why, from a narrative point of view, we just HAD to fight the Reapers in 3. It was too soon. I think even Bioware knew that but went ahead with it anyway.
tl.dr I don't think the Reapers are necessarily bad, but they were definitely handled incorrectly.
If you're actually expecting anything other than DA:I In Space, I think you are deluding yourself. It all sounds nice, but the execution will be mediocre at best, if not a let down.
As for old characters, I'm afraid to say that Bioware dismissed them way too fast. Well, not all of them. Garrus, Tali and Liara I'm sure have overstayed their welcome, but Wrex, Thane, Mordin, Legion, Grunt, Samara, Jack and Miranda could all use some more development and, for once, happening on screen, not in the time span between games.
I would love to see a game, 2 player co-op with just Jack and Miranda. Chance for tons of banter, explosive, dominant personalities colliding every so often and through all that, developing a bond of camaraderie. Especially since Bioware seems to be pushing the whole feminist agenda so hard and they have two very strong female characters, underused, that go so well with each other and that the fanbase likes. That's what I'd like.
>If you're actually expecting anything other than DA:I In Space, I think you are deluding yourself. It all sounds nice, but the execution will be mediocre at best, if not a let down.
Of course that is what I'm realistically expecting. But if done good, Andromeda would be pretty much what want.
Why do the fucking inflation fetishists always use Tali..
Ash gets pissed at you if you romanced Jack or Miranda in ME2, but she accepts it if you romanced Tali (she gets pretty salty if you bring her on the Geth Ship mission though)
very funny. Listen fucker, I've been partying since 12 pm yesterday
mistakes are bound to happen. Fat fingering the keyboard is common when all your relatives are doing shots of rye and you're included multiple times.
I would like to choose both please, thank you very much,
Courtenay Taylor has consistently given great performances in all her roles since I can remember
I always fall for her voice. Especially when she's playing the bitch.
>But if done good, Andromeda would be pretty much what want.
>if done good
So you already know it's not.
Was definitely not ready for that.
>I always fall for her voice
even this one?
Just listened to her conversation again, when she says "I did" in the word "did" she makes it sound when your tip of the tongue is touching the teeth(right in the middle between upper and lower row, that's russian sound for "d") instead of touching upper gum right behind the upper row of teeth, as it should be.
>Does she have to be fat
Speaking of that, it'd be cool if Bioware added more than one body shape. Not 400lb jungle beasts, mind you, just different builds.
Children, teenagers, slim women, built female soldiers, women with PHAT asses like that one bodytype in SWTOR.
I hate to use 'diverse', but more diverse.
It's not a matter of like her, she just doesn't cater to straight men. Just like STEEEEEEEEEEVE doesn't cater to straight women.
Get it through your thick, tumblritis infected skull.
I still don't understand why she replaced Kelly. Joker, Chakwas, and the two retarded engineers were A-OK in the eye of the Alliance, why not her?
>women with PHAT asses
I'm aboard, where do I sign the petition?
Seriously though, it's shameful display that Bethesda has much more NPC/PC variation than Bioware. How hard can it be to model one or two kids and reskin them a few times? Why are there only buff men and flat women? Where's the fatties and skeletingtons? It's seriously bothering me that they put so little effort into differentiating the characters which Bioware is supposedly all about. Just for once give me a fat nerd I can bully in the distant future, it's no fun being a jock if everyone else in the galaxy is one too.
Shut your mouth and go back to tumblr
She is cool, and frankly I prefered her over Kelly. But, hey, to each its own, I guess. I can see how people might choose one over the other.
She's the worst. Worse than Tali. Worse than a batarian in drag.
Steve was awfully written, he's also very similar to her. Another darkie whose only personality trait is that he's a deviant homo. I'm surprised they weren't both cripples but I suppose Joker already filled out the quota.
>Tumblrinas get mad that their special snowflake sexuality isn't specifically appealed to
>Normal people are put off by everyone hitting on them
>Gays are treated exactly like women
>Everyone is playersexual for maximum egostroking
Anon, pls. They've tried that already, nobody is happy with that.
DA:I, though it was a terrible fucking game, was ok in that part. You had the gay and bi characters, and that didn't influence too much on their life-stile.
So is Kelly. She is as deep as a small spoon. One for the other, I prefer Traynor. Maybe because of her VA, but who knows.
>Mars: War Logs, a game developed on a budget consisting of shoestring and pubic hair managed to have teens, fatties and all sorts of body types
>Mass Effect, an AAA game series with a gigantic budget have one body type for each gender and managed to squeeze in one kid in the last game that looked really weird and deformed
>cripple main pilot
>gay shuttle pilot
>monogendered parasite specie
>a squad member who cant live outside it's suit and if receives more serious dmg to the suit equals death sentence
Wrex was right by saying : Sometimes I wonder if the Normandy is a warship or a travelling freak show.
What weird theory? Bioware's been pretty openly pandering to tumblr lately. The only reason they introduced them was to tick "full on homo RPG" off the checklist. Not including exclusive faggotry was actually criticizes pretty widely when ME2 was released.
Just ask yourself why anyone would introduce completely new characters in the final chapter of a trilogy. It doesn't make sense writing wise.
>gay characters only added in the third game
>every other romance (not counting Kelly which is barely a romance either way) is or have been squadmates at some point
>the pilot of the Kodiak who was either a just faceless pilot or a VI, is suddenly a really important deep character with who so just happens to be gay
>the bisexual assistant who forwards your mail is for some reason replaced by a communication technician who does the exact same thing, plus doing some intelligence work (who knows why she's a mail lady), who also just happens to be gay
>later Bioware and EA point to those exact characters, and claim to be really progressive
Huh, I thought Dorian was bisexual. Damn it, if I hadn't already been with the Ambassador, whose name I forget, I would totaly have gone with him.
Though I hated that you couldn't bang the spy-master, since that was all i my mind the moment I saw her
>straight male, all races = two love interests
>bisexual female elf = six love interests
It's the work of Bioware's absolutely fantastic artists.
They are not ugly. They are real people. What are you implying shitlord? That moustaches grown on the faces of men don't look like shit smears, like Dorian's? That bald men don't look like bread loaves like Solas? That long hair doesn't look like a straw broom, like Cole's? That the entire world doesn't consist entirely of 2-3/10 people? You sicken me.
>female level designer
What should I expect?
letting the fans down, expecting the drones to suck it up and somehow spinning it into something positive
I'd like you ending, yes.
this is the image:
"updated" because she originally had ears and earrings.
oh never mind, found the original after all:
also it progresses to this:
>Courtenay Taylor has consistently given great performances
with all her holes
>moving an anime
why would anyone want that?
it'd be cool if they decided and openly announced that there were no fat people in the mass effect future and how fat-positive faggots on tumblr would self-destruct in a fit of rage-induced coma-consumerist ingestion orgy.
that actually reminds me, there isn't really any variation in Skyrim either, there's no fat models.
and that's actually a very good thing
oh boy, thanks.
>10 units sold
>2 of them accidentally
I am definitely hairy, but not a terrorist. Not a Muslim. I am Christian, for what that's worth.
I don't dislike her, it's just that I don't know what to do with her. We've had her for so long and she is so many things by now. A Prothean expert, a scientist, a skilled information broker, powerful biotic, seasoned veteran and I'm sure a few more things that I forget. There aren't any more places for her character to go in order to grow. And all these things happened, for the most part, without us participating in her growth. She is better off without us, at this point. There are other characters that could use the screen time and develop, over her . At this point, hers is a pointless narrative.
Plur can't be a planetkin because Pluto isn't a planet.
I doubt all that many Bioware devs are card carrying SJWs, it's just a directive from above to produce good PR for the games. "Progressive" librulism is all the rage these days, especially with gayming jurnos.
>How do they force anything?
Do we have to bring up Iron Bull's lecture about transgendered people with the reference of Krem and how the Qunari are a tolerant people. Which goes in direct contradiction with Sten's portrayal of the Qunari in DA:O where, should you have a female warden, tells you that he doesn't understand why you take up a male role when you are a female and that there is nothing like that in Qunari culture.
Retconning one of the few interesting pieces of lore in order to make room for more agenda driven writing was just awful. Turning the borg muslims into tumblrinas must have been one of the biggest potentials wasted in the DA series.
The whole game suffers from really terrible writing overall. You don't even have a real reason to oppose the bad guy.
>But no, of course we should cut off the cocks of low status men because they have "always" "felt" like they should play with girly dolls
They could always go find a woman that makes them dress like sissies, keks them and has them suck on BBC. I'm sure they'd be happy that way.
>In mass effect though?
No fucking reason other than to cross the gay guy on the checklist. Don't even fucking care, to be frank, but he is a filler character that served no purpose and what budget, time and thought was poured into him, could have gone to other characters that deserved the time far more than he did.
>They could always go find a woman that makes them dress like sissies, keks them and has them suck on BBC. I'm sure they'd be happy that way.
It's actually very different from fetishism, in most cases anyway. They're almost always the same low test losers who can't get laid and got bullied in school. So they want to become a girl because girls have it easy. Kind of like prison bitches who rather get fucked and pampered than shivved because they can't keep up with the real men. Well, that's just what I've observed and from a sociological point of view, who knows what goes through their brains when they sign up to become eunuchs.
I really think ME had too many gay charachters, after all the amount of gays in the population is like, 6%? But Borderlands was way worse, really way too preachy that game.
What kind of spaceship would you like to have in ME? For just civilian use.
>the mods removed the gender politics stuff
Hah! Oh, wow.
>To me, N7 represents
Why? It doesn't mean anything, man. Absolutely jack shit. It's just something they added to sell more merch, because they know nerds eat that shit up.
Baller beard, though.
1-2%, about the same as the percentage of scat fetishists.
>What kind of spaceship would you like to have in ME? For just civilian use.
I'd like the Destiny Ascension, there must be rooms designated only for orgies in that gigantic starfish anus symbol.
>tfw we'll never have this great a janitor.
Which species make the best janitor?
I don't know. And even asking Alex, she isn't in that branch of psychology, so I have no insight for you.
>Cortez isnt half bad
But clearly pointless. You never had to interact with any shuttle pilot in the past 2 games and even so, your relationship with him doesn't effect the shuttle rides. Actually, there is nothing of interest going on in the shuttles rides in the entire franchise. So what is the point of Steve, actually? Because he affects neither the narrative, nor the gameplay. Unless we're playing the VN version of ME3. In which case, I can kinda understand having more characters for the sake of more interactions.
Resonance of fate.jpg
Why is the only compliment I ever got for my bead "terrorist" and he gets baller?
I wish they would take up some other cause than muh identity politics. How about they'd remove all discussions relating to piracy or how about the worst shitposts that only contain meme spam? Why do they have to be tumblr activists specifically?
>Cortez isnt half bad once you make it clear you don't want to fuck
You mean when he just takes up space and doesn't say anything? Yeah, I liked him the best that way too but I do think I'd rather have an old squad member with me instead of him.
>OR SOME MEANING IN HIS PATHETIC LIFE
I get that you're getting off a little when you remove posts but if you don't want people speaking ill of you how about you just let people go on about their business?
Jack. Which grill would enjoy being abused physically and emotionally?
Something akin to the smuggler freighter in SWTOR. Sizable, but not too big.
Large enough to be comfy, but it doesn't waste as much valuable space like the Normandy.
What would I do with it? I don't know. Ship freight from one end of the galaxy to the other, spend some time in the spaceport bars, admire the view of the massive gas giant's turbulent bands of wind. Doing all of that with my crew, and I would need a crew. I'd be in charge and the first pilot, then there'd be the second pilot who also handles radar and FLIR, communications specialist, nuclear phycisists for the fusion reactor and mass effect drive, etc.
Jeez, he/she's on a roll.
I haven't even seen your beard, friend.
You hit the nail on the head about Cortez. He's just a pointless addition.
Here's the inside.
>Jack would be very open to getting Miranda gangbanged and then bukkaked. It'd do her good.
This is my biggest fetish. Might have to write erotica about this later if I'm not sucked up a vacuum cleaner by an obese shemale.
okay guys, i have decided to sack up and not let my emotions get the best of me, I'm gonna finish my second only ME playthrough after I hadnt touched it for a week after coming to 3's last mission. Wish me and my soon to be shattered emotional temperment good luck
First it was the chef, but on the SR2 a9.0.1 it's just EDI.
Thought, I'm a bigger fan of the Longsword fighter from Halo.
Something about the manta ray design gives me a boner.
So, a mix between the two.
>I haven't even seen your beard, friend.
"Terrorist" beard, please.
>You hit the nail on the head about Cortez. He's just a pointless addition.
>if I'm not sucked up a vacuum cleaner by an obese shemale.
How and why would this happen, exactly?
GoT general is over here >>>/tv/
I seriously missed chef in ME3, he was the best. I'd rather have romanced him than either of the new characters, he just had so much charm and he was funny. That's all a woman needs really, a guy who has humour, is handy and can cook. Don't need any more than that.
Step 1) Delete all posts that you think are mean to you
Step 2) Gain some meaning in your pathetic life from posters all praising and loving you
There's a breakdown between steps one and two though
>Ugh do i have to do some damn multiplayer if i want shep to live
No, there's a fix. I dunno what it's called but it got included in the Galaxy Edition. You could probably just google it, sets your galaxy readiness rating at 100%.
Thank you, anon.
I don't know what halal means.
Do you live on the Normandy, anon?
>I'm always up for that. Are turs and bats involved?
Turs? No. Bats and Kros, well, if Jack organized the gangbang, you can be sure there will be.
>It doesn't have the same... fullness as the Bioware dude.
Well, mine is much curlier and unkempt in that picture. I need to put some product on my beard to make it look that good.
>I don't know what halal means.
I don't really feel like going to Wikipedia, but from what I've heard, it's a slaughtering method. Instead of killing the cow immediately, they hang it upside down and slice the throat while it's still kicking.
Could be wrong, though.
>Jack organized the gangbang
Yeah, tentacles are completely out of fashion these days and I don't fancy them much myself. Would be fun for Jack to see how many she could fit in Miranda's ads though.
I would like to see a horse involved somehow...
Anyway I'm banned by the faggot janitor just as I predicted so I won't be able to post my erotica here. Shame. Fuck you, mod.
>I would like to see a horse involved somehow...
A thing that has always bugged me about the Mass Effect fandom, is that everytime it's something with beastiality, they always got for shitty varren. Why is it never good, ol' horse dick?
>I don't know what halal means.
You're not fooling us, Abdallah
Everything that is done according to the Sharia is halal, from the way they sacrifice animals to suicide bombing.
I suppose they feel the need to utilise the setting. You could make any character from any game or movie the unwilling mare of a gigantic stallion but you could only have a varren in a ME fic.
be a good poster and don't ask questions, and certainly don't discuss the superiority of human femininity over dirty xeno beastiality
>from what I've heard ...
Oh, well, in that case, thank you very much, anon.
>Jack organized the gangbang
Why? I imagine her to be the most creative and kinky gangbang organizer.
You. I like the way you think.
You would know, Mustapha.
Comes in one size fits all
I don't think it has anything to do with the left.
Yes. Hopefully again in the future.
the alliance unis arent too bad but you honestly cant beat the classic "evil" empire aesthetic
Me too. N7 isn't something inspiring or profound, it's the name of a spec ops group in a series of progressively shittier games.
Why couldn't it be Mass effect day? Seems more reasonable to say 'mass effect to me is the idea of...' instead of what they're saying now.
Ghost era Demi Moore would make the best Jack in a live action ME movie. Fits the voice, too.
>vega x cortez
Vega strikes me just as the kind of closet homosexual in denial that would eventually hook up with Steve. Kinda like Ben Affleck and Jason Leigh in that Kevin Smith movie.
>1. Loudest farts
Does loose or tight asses produce the loudest farts? I'd say Miranda due to her buttcheek'so amplifying effect.
>2. Smelliest farts
Jack pretty much shits herself when she farts. So Jack.
>3. Quietest farts
Ashley. Military women know how to make it sneaky.
>4. Would be willing to sit on your face and fart
Jack would get off on it, Miranda would tease you about it, Liara would think it a human thing and Ashley would refuse. Kelly would accidentally fart out cum and give you a facial.
>5. Would want you to fart on her
You could have hotter pairings than that, by that definition.
>Vega is straight
If he's sleeping with Frecklebeast, I strongly doubt that. What happened to that Asari waifu he had in that ME cartoon, I wonder?
I want to replay ME series.
I have never done these romances are any of them worth it?
ME2: Miranda, Jack, Jacob, stay faithful
ME3: Ashley, gay Kaidan, Steve, Traynor
never been triggered harder
>tfw she was literally carrying a whole bush between her legs
>was preceded by a very disappointing space battle cinematic that gets hyped for no reason
Come to think of it, there was another one I wrote with Ashley in lingerie. Do I even have that? No, apparently.
>tfw she was literally carrying a whole bush between her legs
Was she? Like, did we actually get to see that bush, in the movie?
Downloading it in 1080p
no but there're leaked photos around, not those shaved fakes, but a real one or two
I started making them just for stupid fun. That and hoping to spark a writer out of meg and have them spin from little scenarios to full blown stories. I only sparked eddrf with a very somber list, however. So thank you for the kind words. They're much appreciated.
Have you guys seen the new Warcraft trailer?
It... looks like Warcraft. Speaking as someone who played some Warcraft 3 many years ago, and who tried out the trial version of WoW. Can't say I know the lore, exactly.
>not in theaters for a Y E A R
I'll probably still be hyped
Yup. Her tits are about the same, if not bigger.
lore got fucked during The Burning Crusade so ignore everything that came after WC3.
No actually, it got fucked during WOW already.
Not going to watch it by the way, can't imagine it being better than your average based-on-a-video-game movie, which are usually shit across the board.
Ashley probably has a bit wider hips.
>you will NEVER be shrunk in Miranda's apartment
>you will never climb her bed in an attempt to get her attention
>she will never lie down and crush you under her tits without ever knowing you were there
This. I have no problem with "offtopic" as long as the faintest effort is made to relate it to Mass Effect.
Like, "which ME character is your boyfriend/girlfriend most like" or something
That's a pretty racist thing to say. I'm sure there have been plenty of intelligent krogan, Shepard only met a couple of them. Somewhere in the rubble of their homeworld a sophisticated philosopher is lying and pondering the mysteries of the universe.
I've been in love with comfy space station hubs since telos in KOTOR II
Hello Shepard Its good to see you I missed this place
I got pretty tired of routinely going all over the ship just to see if anyone had anything new to say, wished you could just call them all up to your cabin between missions. Maybe for a game of cards or just to hang out, but it feelt like the captain's cabin was underused.
Yeah the layout could be better. Maybe if you could fast travel to the elevator on different floors or something
The captain's cabin could be more than just the designated fuck zone, I agree
N7 day is even more pathetic than that, since it's entirely a fan-made thing I assume was inspired by May 4th day. Last year was a big nothing, I feel like tomorrow will be no different.
I always thought this too.
Also desu I would have liked to see actual friction between the crew early in the game that eventually eases as you go through more shit together. Would have been cool to call some cunt up to your cabin so you can chew him out for being a dickhead, or break up arguments in the crew quarters.
Yeah. 1 was lowkey the best at portraying the dynamics between all the species tЬh, on both the Normandy and the Citadel.
Plus missions like Noveria were more fascinating than anything you saw in 2 or 3. Corporate fuckery, leasing labs for controversial research? Makes me think Illium really had a lot of unrealised potential.
You could call your LI up to your quarters for a booty call. I don't see why you couldn't do the same for someone you hate.
>call someone up to your quarters
>dialogue options: praise, berate, seduce, punch
>elevator rides let crew members talk with each other
>you get to feel your crew come together and bond
>taken out in sequels because HURR ELEVATORS ARE SO SLOW AND BORING
I know mate I'm remembering all the things I loved about 1 now and considering it too.
>on one leg
>ELEVATORS ARE SO SLOW AND BORING
Are they? I never felt they were slow, but maybe they work as a loading screen and depending on your machine they load faster making elevator rides shorter. Or maybe I just liked those conversations
I always thought the elevator rides were cool, even if they were long. You get a bit of characterization and it's not a jarring loading screen that breaks up the flow of the game.
FUCK I'm replaying it
If your waifu doesn't have a nude model in me3 you should probably top yourself
>that OG Citadel atmosphere
>dem trees in the Citadel Tower
>dem plot missions
>dat feeling of Bioware actually being invested in their world-building and respecting the fundamental nature of the game as an RPG
>dat Wrex and Garrus bro-team
>dat spooky Sovereign monologue
>dat final fight up the side of the Citadel Tower in vacuum
>tfw never got to see Miranda give you a cheeky glimpse of dat ass while wearing nothing but Shep's N7 hoodie
>tfw never got to see Jack's DFC punctuated by perfect, pink and unbearably sensitive nipples
well...i mean, don't take this the wrong way but maybe because your average liarafag responds to posts like that with something along the lines of "why is he being so mean"
yes but bullying isn't nice
mfw I account for a good 90% of the autistic liaraposts
I agree the elevators were great. They took a limitation of the original console and made it work for them. But a ton of people complained about load times.
Ironically on PC the load times are almost nothing, while ME2 and ME3 take forever to load, for me at least. And there are just generic loading screens.
This is true. I have something rather similar to Joker's condition and I don't even register my pain, I just get irritable if I forget to take my pills. It's nice that they made Joker kind of bitchy for no real reason, that's what constant pain does. It's like you're PMSing.
Chronic joint pain. Not bad as long as I don't spend too much time walking around and take collagen supplements regularly. When it's bad I don't get outwardly bitchy, just more introverted than usual and kind of snappish.
>implying Mark Meer can hold a candle to Jennifer Hale
Meer absorbed Hale's power and was clearly the better VA in 3.
Not to mention all the side characters he voiced, including the entire vorcha race. I think the only additional voice Hale did was the "Decontamination in process" voice in ME1.