Ditch Jerry Simulator 2015
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
-/utg/ Steam Group
>#/utg/ on Rizon
Reminder not to kill yourself because of this shitty game
Actually go ahead and do it, just stream it
What would ever posses you to fuck bugs, like really....
Hey if the guy who wanted
OF and Gook Friskis still around OF is really fucking hard to draw I can whip up a frisk in a minute but holy shit this is even harder than Asriel If you want a progress image I guess I can post but expect 0% quality
If this mod isn't expanded upon, I'm definitely gonna have a bad time.
Undertale Doom mod when? I wish I was good at mapping so I could make snowdin and all those other places.
He looks so dangerous and
yet I still wanna put my hands on his waist
>yfw the same artist did this
Is this a goat?
No, it's Asriel.
Is your image Muffet?
No, it's a fucking bedbug.
Understand yet, autism?
I WANT TO
gently and lovingly deflowerPAPYRUS.
Wew lad, calm down, sperging out like a fag there.
if i was in the mood id tug on your autism for 50 more replies, and id surely get them
Also that not a goat, thats musclefag.
Threadly reminder that we have a Google Doc infested with the most depraved goatfuckery ever written.
Let's see some of what our satisfied readers have to say:
"Find solace in knowing im one of the faggots, sitting there with a tab open, polishing my pole in the bathroom stall between classes. You bring joy not only to peoples hearts, but also their dicks."
— Faggot, 2015.
Were you expecting sane people when you wrote a fanfic about fucking a small goat?
Dug your own grave.
Like I said it's not even remotely done
because I've been shitposting on /utg/ instead of doing the fucking request and I'm trying to get the details in as good as I can
It's missing quite a bit like the back pipes and the rest of the other arm but I definitely got SOMETHING here
He said oral, not your shitty fetish.
Post yfw you will never again play through Undertale for the first time
Just bang your head against a table long enough and you'll soon forget.
>tfw watched an entire playthrough before playing the game and instantly regret it
>you will never share a tender relationship with Asriel and be his first intimacy
Reads like these make me wanna try for a tulpa,
and then blow my brains out with a shotgun when i fail.
>forgot the game open on Steam while doing other shit
>close it after some hours when I get back
>friend immediately starts a barrage of spoilers, having presumed I'd beaten it
I was just so stunned after each message I couldn't tell him to stop in time
>then blow my brains out with a shotgun when i fail
Don't do that, anon.
There's speculation that "heaven" is the brain going into full overdrive at the moment of death, and if you blow your brain out you won't get that. Try helium instead.
You can control my kraut anytime anon.
Didn't think about it at the time because Joel was entertaining and I didn't think I would really get into the game until the late end which by then I was beyond saving.
I know it's my fault for being a retard, but hey I learned my lesson
Shit, that really sucks, anon. Sorry that happened to you.
I'm the anon who read some geno spoilers because I thought I'd never play it. Sadly other spoilers I found out because my brain was too good at connecting the dots from what fanart I saw.
I only knew that you'd flirt with Papyrus and that was about it for them. I never thought I'd love two skeletons so much.
>played the demo blind and loved it
>game comes out
>watch fockboxx's video where he kills everything he encounters for no mercy, but doesn't go full genocide
>fockboxx thought what he was doing was full genocide, so he titled it that
>figured i'd never do more than one run, so i watched it
>spoiled the entireity of neutral for myself
I got into Joel's playthrough too but he skiped enough details too keep my playthrough fresh, and he arrived in Hotland before Alphys before I started playing so I was able to get through Undyne at least with relative ease, the rest of the game was a blast. I'm glad I wasn't spoiled on OF and the rest of Pacifist.
I was expecting exactly the kind of people I received (but there are many more than I expected,) and I'm overjoyed with this degeneracy.
Don't do that anon that's autistic.
I get this shit too if I am awake for far too long.
But at least it's my thoughts yelling at my thoughts or some shit.
Glad I can't fucking stand this show, those terrible VA incoherently yelling in my head would be hell. Also not being retarded helps immensely.
watched the whole first season just to see what the fuck the show was about and I had a whole day to burn
I regret it because it fucked my mind up MASSIVELY with thoughts of those things for at least a year.
>mfw don't need lucid dreaming or tulpas, I have the infinite power of IMAGINATION like I'm a fucking ToQGer and can imagine vivid fantasies and daydreams to keep myself entertained for hours on end
It's a gift and a curse.
I guess but I still enjoy Joel's voice, I just haven't heard better than skeletor speedwagon.
Just listen to >>121464098, having only your thoughts in your head is the best you can have.
Meanwhile I am stuck with an ever changing playlist of music constantly looping in my head, can't concentrate for shit sometimes.
I wonder what muscleanon thinks, if he ever read your smut.
Hope he didnt an hero.
What if the hot new thing in the Underground during Alphys' childhood was Alf after a landfill of box sets fell into Waterfall, and so everyone started teasing her and calling her Alf except for Bratty and Catty who she stayed friends with, until one day when Catty started telling her about "eating pussy" and she ran off crying thinking she was betrayed when really Catty was just coming onto her
Maybe I can help.
I thought his Papyrus voice was too flamboyant as well. His actual Mettaton voice wasn't too fitting either.
suck my cock you dumb skeltal
You know, people act like Papyrus is this innocent little butterfly, yet they don't take into account that he literally fucking immediately recognizes that the player is flirting with him. Not to mention he trolls the fuck out of Undyne on top of other things. He's not as stupid as people make him out to be. He's just really, really nice and doesn't actually want to harm anyone.
Once I went crashboombanger I could never go back.
Nothing against Joel aside from that though. I think he's hilarious.
what in the mother of fuck did I just read
this is /x/ quality content
I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE
The mental image of Asgore hacking up SOULs like a cat with hairballs amuses me.
Comedic vore a best.
Whats the fastest way to becoming gigantic and muscular?
Are steroids a good start? How expensive are we talking here? And how fast can i get to bearmode levels?
i just wanna be big and attractive...
Goatdad is too nice for that, anon.
Do not slander goatdad.
To be fair, we don't know how much of what he does is genuine and how much is him going along with stuff to try and keep others happy, or is just delusion.
He definitely didn't seem to be under the impression Frisk was a kidnapper or anything, he knew or at the very least suspected it wasn't just a vacation.
Considering how popular Sans is with fanartists, it's surprising to see how rarely you see him drawn with anyone except Toriel, Papyrus or Sans except for group pictures. Especially Sans and Undyne, even Sans with Alphys is more common.
Every fucking day I think I've seen you guys get lower and lower, and somehow you guys keep surprising me.
Dont rush it anon, depending on where you live (and its Europe time so who are we kidding here?) the sterioids quality you could get might fuck you up more then could ever help.
Eat, work hard and sleep
and drop a pic of that ass
You can stop.
I probably have whatever you're going to post saved already. When the fuck is joah going to draw more sans
severe lack of best fishwifehero in this here thread
Trust me, it'll get worse from here.
First it started with the catfucker, then the tulpas. Soon we'll be making OC's that'll fuck shota goat. Screencap this image and post it when the time comes.
Impreg Tori is my biggest fetish
this is 3 years old, how the fuck have I not seen this yet ?
Anyway, if someone's gonna make a tulpa Asriel and lose his sanity just like this mlp guy, then i'm out of this general for eternity
Exactly. He's actually pretty intelligent if you actually pay attention to his dialog in the game. People just try to push the super innocent trope and don't actually pay attention to the rest of his character. It's kind of annoying that that became the standard in the fandom.
I'm really just waiting for you to get started so we can do the usual routine.
>Soon we'll be making OC's that'll fuck shota goat.
Oh god, That Feels me with Anti Determination.
He wasn't created off of any character and he finds creating pony tulpas ridiculous
It actually seems like it's implying that he does know and that he's just trying to stay positive for everyone else, because that's just the kind of guy that he is. He's always super positive and nothing can bring him down, not even the player insulting him or fucking killing him.
what happens during fight with sans while he is asleep u move ure box to act and then
I guess sans and Undyne didn't really interact enough. Most of the focus of the skelebros and her are on Papyrus.
need cute napstablook pics to lighten my mood
drew this little precious soul earlier
>Asgore 'King Kindergarten Killer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Spike The Tyke' Dreemur
>Asgore 'Ankle-Biter Beater' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Crying Child Crusher' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Non-Senior Citizen Slayer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Toddler Terminator' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Munchkin Murderer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Innocent Infanticider' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Punt The Runt' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Mourning Mother-Maker' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Child Coffin Collector' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Youngster Euthanizer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Splat The Brat' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Be Mean To Teens' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Maybe Killed A Baby' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Gerber Grow-Up Plan Gleaner' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Preschool Purifier' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'When They Hit The Flowers, They're Dead In Hours' Dreemurr
Papyrus is more naive than stupid, but he's not a genius either. He:
Fills in the crossword with all 'Z' and thinks he's solved it
Doesn't know how to solve any puzzle in the game other than one with a cheat button
Doesn't know what a laboratory is
Thinks everybody loves spaghetti for some reason?
Thinks "I'm going to the bathroom" and then jumping through a window is a good excuse
Thinks Undyne was talking about him when she said she wouldn't hang out with a murderer.
Doesn't understand that Undyne's not coming back once you've killed her. Pap please go home. She's not coming back DON'T TELL ME YOU'LL CALL ONCE SHE RETURNS. SHE'S DEAD. PAP PLEASE.
DT-kun is tame compared to the shit that the catfucker posted, but that's probably because i tried to follow his footsteps.
b0rfanon was an alright dude though
It has to do with the need to insert themselves, i guess. The same thing applies to games like TF2 where you can "technically" create your own character with the items you find.
Papyrus' vocabulary alone should make it obvious that he's intelligent. Sans and Pap are both really
fleshed outcharacters in canon.
I can't get rid of the fans who water them down, so I just do what I can when I make my own content.
He's also on the phone to a kid. He might not want to spell it out.
Or worse, he could be pretending he doesn't know to make Sans worry less.
She's too nice.
Forgiving the lewd thoughts of Frisk
>fills in the crossword with Z and thinks he solved it
Uh...what? Are you dumb nigga. He was making a joke about crosswords being fucking boring and putting you to sleep. Wow. I'm actually amazed that obvious shit went over someone's head.
Come on big guy, Asgore the kid-killer jokes never get old!
Just like the kids Asgore killed!
500 mgs test e eod
300 mgs deca 3 x a week
300 mgs eq eod
200 mgs masteron e 3 x a week (first 8 weeks only)
2.5 mg letrozole everyday
6 iu gh....3 iu am before breakfast...another 3 iu mid day 5-6 hrs later
igf 1 lr3 100 mcgs post workout shot into a muscle trained
ghrp 6 250 mcg post workout and pre bed
cjc no dac 100 mcg pre bed w/ ghrp 6
Insulin(no insulin for first 8 weeks) (need to lose fat and harden up)
That will get you big and strong ;)
THEN TELL YOUR MIND TO STOP
BECAUSE GOATDAD IS TOO NICE FOR VORE
Thats why we need to make a Church of Snootle.
Priests, worshipers and followers, and even pick a patron saint (through a strawpoll ofc).
Then we can truly judge the worthiness of everyone. Only those pure of heart will be allowed to boop the snoot [/spoiler]or caress the hips[/spoiler]
Is it because they get under your skin?
He calls you weird for thinking it's hard because it's always the same answer. It doesn't seem like him to say that as a joke.
If you think he was joking, there's still the fact that he apparently tried to solve the horoscope. He's weird when it comes to puzzles.
>bought the game after watching some videos about the Sans fight
>expecting some touhou-like game
>initially decided to kill everyone, but goat mom was sweet and convinced me to go full pacifist
>mfw pacifist ending
well dude, you missed something special there.
have you seen my wip
Also I just used the one teabag of my favourite tea and it turned out the mug was still full of dishwashing liquid. I only realised this after taking a sip, of course. Kill me
Both of you dress up as Sans and make out
I know you're the sans drawfag but I'm one of the few actual guy skelefuckers here. I talked to papfic anon quite a few times and am referred to as sansbro. Nevermind. It doesn't even matter. Just draw more lewd sans, fgt.
Sure, sounds like a peaceful way to settle things.
I'm a guy too actually. I also draw sans, but yeah "the" sans drawfag is someone else.
It's already happening.
though it's a cool looking joke OC but still
WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS WITH THE FAGGOT TRYING TO MAKE AN "IMPACT" OC
>implying he wouldn't just go with it and tell the person who witnessed it to never speak of it
>there another very vocal male sansfag
I think I'm in love. Let's run away together.
Fuck, I immediately recognized that was you, even though you're both sans-anons. Haven't talked to you in awhile, buddy. How is life?
No really stop. It always starts out "ironic" and a "joke" then it explodes into something far outta control.
Been pretty busy and kinda stressed out, so I haven't been around as much unfortunately. I've missed you guys a fucking shit ton though.
How've you been doing, man?
Just don't be surprised when I run away with your skeleton.
I'm basically in the same boat, I let all my real life shit pile up while I was writing and now I'm trying to recover from it. I thought I hadn't seen you in awhile, I haven't talked to Anti in a day or two either.
I ended up staying up until 2 am drawing some Jester shit for the thread, so I still can't escape.
Still both are pretty fucking great.
Metal crusher has that tetris vibe, Glamour is just over the top and I love it.
Even the first few seconds before the fight are orgasmic.
DUDE...holy shit. YOU'RE the one who drew the jester stuff? I was the fucking one who requested that. My mind is blown. We somehow keep crossing paths.
10 outta fucking 10 taste, my pal.
I think we'll all come back around at some point. Real life just has a shitty way of sneaking up on you. Shit sucks, but what can you do.
This talk of OCs reminds me.
There's two reasons people would make OCs for Undertale:
They want to make a character using a "form", like the Skeleton Font OCs. You play with the structure for making a character like that to make your own.
Or, you make your own character so you can put that character in the world.
I want some Glamweed
Everything is pain
silliness aside though I have been feeling pretty shitty, hence why I've been here too ofen when I should be at uni
Just draw more lewdsans and everything will be fine, bb. Skelebros will always be there for one another. <3
I'm surprised there hasn't been more OC stuff. Mostly just a few errant fanmade skeletons, which you'd think would be crazy popular since you could just take a font and make up your own boneman, and then some self-insert humans replacing Frisk. I guess since they're more difficult to do than Sonic recolors or fan trolls, the kiddies are taking it a bit easier.
I guess there's this, though.
>mfw someone saves the filename for my saitama image
>mfw every day I make a slightly bigger impact in this general
There should be NO reasons for doing that. That is the ideal.
Because we're all lonely and crave one another's attention. Also Undertale ruined our lives.
Should we post more than just Toriel, Jimmie and SkeleBros and post some of the Other Characters?
Except Jimmy. Fuck Jimmy
one i really like is an OC based on the font "curlz", she's essentially a "mother" i guess in the gaster the dadster AU. her background is pretty cool.
more info on her + artist here
I. What? How is that even possible? Holy shit. I don't even know what to say, bro.
Now I'm r-really embarrassed for drawing the, uh, other thing. Oh god.
I kind of do too now, holy shit. I don't know how this kind of thing even happens.
Maybe it was meant to be. (AUDIBLE WINK)
(Minus the part of Asgore hacking up souls like hairballs and/or shitting out digested humans.)
So where do people like Muscleanon, Determination-kun and Dead goat anon fall into?
I mean, they technically arent OCs, they didnt insert, others inserted them in shit.
Im asking cause i dunno how to feel about their existence. I like the keks that surrounded the situations when they showed up (and everything kekworthy/lewdworthy that followed suit) but at the same time they are quasi-OCs are they not?
>random Asrielfag creates Asriel tulpa
>but creates the original Flowey
>without the power to SAVE and LOAD
>a tumor in your mind
>always crying and screaming to be killed
I can definitely see this happen soon in /utg/
That's what happens when I misspell Timmie.
Maybe it's Alphys and Undyne's kid.
Lil' Jimmy-kun Junior.
I'm honestly pretty speechless right now. What are the fucking chances.
You shouldn't feel embarrassed. It was perfect.
I'll see what I can do.
My interpretation is that, in pretty much every practical way, these people are OCs... But not all OCs are necessarily shit. Since we are the ones developing them as characters we have no qualms with torturing and shaming them, so our collective depravity turns them into good OCs.
When we write and rewrite these OCs based on these poor souls, we are effectively condemning them to an unending life of shame and suffering. This makes it all a-ok.
Did someone say skeleton OCs?
I'd fug this one.
(As a bystander) This whole exchange has been the nicest thing to watch/see in the thread for a while, what nice feelings.
This is real nice, I haven't seen this before.
I-I, u-uh. I-I'm going to g-go shower now.
You stop that! You're making me blush. You know how I am with praise, oh god.
You s-stop too!! I can't handle this.
I don't know what's going on and I don't like it.
Although I believe he's disgusted at us, I hope he's proud, smiling from a distance as he gives us a thumbs-up, and that he has fapped to the fic. I also hope he, one day, accepts his place as our prophet, savior and bringer of gains.
Deat goatanon/Determination-kun/Muscleanon threesome when?
Think of me while you shower, bb. ;^)
It's always nice to catch up with anonymous friends. It's honestly a huge shame we're all too pussy to talk outside of /utg/. But maybe it would lose its magic if we did.
Oh god ... it's one of those Precious Moments ceramic figurines, but Sans instead.
What the fuck, Gigi.
Unfortunately she blocked me because I disagreed with sjw stuff almost ayear ago so I miss all her stuff
If you or anyone else achieve sexual arousal from this post I will be extremely disappointed yet impressed
It's not a game you play for gameplay. It's a game you play for the characters and the story. You'll understand later on. I felt the exact same way you did when I first started playing.
You really, REALLY need to leave before you get spoiled because this game heavily relies on not being. Fucking LEAVE.
No, my family is gone, for a long time. I'm not going to give a sob story, I just hold it all in and hope others live better then me. Games like this that have good family relations is what I hope to see. Even though its a game, like movies, you can feel for the people you just watch and look at.
I love the keks they brought, each was unique and interesting in their own way, definitely made the general better (or at least different) then the constant repetitive shit.
I saw that some of them were in the thread and i knew i had to read through it.
Shame we drove them off tho.
I'm at a
lossfor words Fuck it this isn't even a LOL thread
Why is morning /utg/ the best? I just wanted to let you fags know how much I appreciate you before the later crew rolls in.
Huh, I kind of play games for the gameplay? I realize I might sound like a shitposter but it's true... After about an hour and a half I guess? I haven't seen much to keep me going. I'll play it still, I was just wondering really. Guess I'll leave then.
It is. We still have an hour or two of comfyzone too.
Probably because it's the slowest and chillest.
>Have to write a story for Creative Writing
>My friend jokingly suggests it should be "Undertale inspired"
>I went through with it
>Its basically Genocide Frisk getting rekt by Sans
>Without names of course
>It's 6 fucking pages long
I think I've become autism
You're not missing out on much.
I'm sorry, I'm not ready for the responsibility
yet.Also, I'll be extremely busy next week and I doubt I'll have time for smut writing. Gonna focus on finishing Muscleanon's fic and then I'll see what I'll do.
Fucking KEK. You don't even KNOW how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Okay, so, what happens to Undyne's house in the ending where Alphys kills herself?
Was it a cooking mishap, or did she just fail to pay her mortgage after the royal guard disbanded, or what?
I don't know why /utg/ gets so chaotic in the afternoon.
You should totally get each others' skype and hang out. I had someone approach me about mine (shy and flustered as all heck), and we chat about Yoshi's Woolly World and stuff now!