I want to drink Soraka's banana juice!
>get fed in 80% of my games
>lose them a l l
>dont get fed in my offroles (botlane)
>win them all
senpai.......... just take my
pbeaccount, i cant do this anymore. release me from this shit ass game
do you know how much non futa art there is of her?
do you really stop jerking off to a girl because some autist stuck a dick on her in some other pictures?
if so I hope they do it with every girl in the world so you can't fap anymore
why? everyone in league of legends knows our esports are shit
half of the LCS teams pay a minimum salary or deliberately screw their players out of pay like NIP, SK
or straight up threaten to leave them homeless like MYM. we don't have majors and we only have a handful of international LANs per year, teams can't play in other regions, and in dota western teams actually can compete with asia (probably because they can actually play in asia for longer than 1 week bootcamps before worlds)
fuck futas, they'll never ruin my girl
>yfw dotards are such keks they pay the salaries of pro players themselves
Xth for Katarina
>The 2-3 champs I mainly play have around 50% winrate on because I always get shitty teams I have to carry
>I have a 73% winrate for around 20 games on yasuo even though I'm a complete shitter and usually end up feeding but I always end up getting carried when I play him
I should just main yasuo desu
>tfw jaedong earned more than flash
There is justice in this world.
only seems good because fervor of battle is 80 free onhit damage, 160 in a phantom hit/double strike or 220 in a phanton doublestrike
ad yi does the same shit except in less auto attacks, kek critting someone to death in the break of a second, and also takes towers faster
the real monster with this build is jax.
How do you trade in lane?
Are there videos or some shit to learn how to lane well? I can cs """"decently"""" but I play too passive for fear of ganks or all-ins.
Had horrible experiences against Katarina and Fizz which left a bad taste in my mouth.
Play the game and get a feel for each matchup. Try going aggressive every time you see the enemy jungler on another part of the map. At least in normals. That will help you getting a feel how much damage you do at what point of the game and what other champions are capable of.
Post old pictures lolg, I wanna reminisce
Lolg has really gone to shit this past few days, thanks Europe.
I already told you, not at all. Every PBE player at the time got it because it was FREE.
Also I can't post with 4chanx, the captcha is half off the screen, anyone else got this?
saw a guy bragging about a silver 1 smurf
I can post all oce pics i have if you want, dont have me in cancun sadly
Sorry anon, can't find it at the moment so have this one instead
I'll still try to find it
I've been craving that fucking picture for months now but I just can't find it.
holy shit those names bring me back
> support main
> squadmate gets anew GF
> GF plays league, neat
> GF only plays support, in the "has never played any other position, ever," sense.
> whatever, it's one-off, I can mid
> second bro gets GF
> she is also only-support, in the same sense
> any time I play with either of them they bring their GFs now because, "lol, we both have GFs, we should always play with them now!"
> I end up inviting everyone else first, and maybe one of the others so that I can play my fave position every once in a while
> they have been playing more and more; I'm the one getting invited now
> if both GFs are present they'll rotate out who's playing and who's just chilling rather than play a position other than support
> say, "hey, could one of you top or something for a bit?"
> Their BFs are like, "no dude, they're supps, you can just top."
> "You know I'm a supp-main, let me sup for a while."
> "Fine, one more match and they'll have to leave anyway."
> we one-more-match our way to 3am
> it's time to sleep
> same shit every day
They're not even good supports, they just like having their GFs play with them, and that's great, but they suck (more than just dicks); sometimes they strait up feed, and it's like, "That's how you learn," and I'm thinking: 40 matches ago maybe, but perhaps she's just bad.
[/spoiler] Still better than solo-queue.
What is the most broken support? Something that can survive lane in any case and be cancerous even when his team is behind
I've been trying Thresh and Tahm Kench but haven't had much success yet
well people like yourself got their friends to boost them to gold 5 and are literally bronze garbage
however, they aren't always on your team and turn into free gold a lot of the time so keep trying fuccboi
Man.. That takes me waaay back
>ruler of the largest and most advanced part of the Freljord
>great fighter but not oblivious to the subtleties of diplomacy
>stupid barbarian that just wants to pillage shit "HURR DURR DA STRONG SHUD RULE FUK PROGRESS LETS KEEP LIVING IN TRIBES XD"
>stronger than Ashe
Ashe is the true queen of the freljord
>Guys I'm really good a diplomacy
Gonna work real good against a queen barbarian and an immortal ice goddess
tfw no Elise wife to cuddle in spider silk hammock with
true ruler of the freljord coming through
good thing she's also the smartest one about warfare and has the literal immortal incarnation of winter by her side among her astounding amount of allies
league lore is warhammer-tier static but anybody with a brain can see the freljord war can only end with Ashe winning, she is the smartest of the bunch and her faction is fucking stacked
So is there any info about the new champ already?
xth for Bard eyes
It's being designed by Daniel, I think. The one who was in charge of Azir, but, no idea about Illaoi. I bet she's going to be released the next PBE cycle. I'm not really sure if he's in charge of Illaoi or another new champion.
>mfw people try to counterpick my Diana with Akali
I don't think he has a face. His mask can spin around and shit
Yo I can sympathize with this. Silver 1 is truly hell right now. Boosters and smurfs galore. I went on a 6 game win streak through silver 2 and then immediately got demoted out again. It was like a different game. Maybe I got unlucky though
Someone posted the last image i had, its above somewhere
Hope you enjoyed it, cya around mates!
could you not
could you NOT?
I bet this one of you fuckers
Is scripting actually that big of an issue?
I dont even script you IDIOTS
Even if I end up feeding? What I'm afraid of is when I'm playing toplane or similar stuff and I'm against a ranged champion like Quinn, Ryze, Vayne and such. I really don't know how to deal with them and get harassed till I die or are forced to retreat.
you can lead a horse to water
but you cant make it drink
holy FUCK I forgot how fun Hellarims was. This game made me get Headless Hecarim, that skin based as fuck
Do you guys think he's gonna get wrecked by preseason changes? Homeguard being gated to 20min kinda sucks and the tele nerfs are rough.
Is he better jungle? Never tried him there
oh man i thought i had it. sorry to disappoint
the gold dream is alive. promos were fucking stressful as hell and required hard carrying. Can a shitter like me break free?
Why does this always fucking happen
>I'm first pick, Riven is last pick
>Laevus Levus: riven against mundo?
>Laevus Levus: lol
>torrin: i'm bad
>torrin: and you took adc
>Laevus Levus: so you're going to feed?
>Flibbertigibbet: oh nooooow you talk
>torrin: i'm going to try my best
>Strange Clouds: i am
>Strange Clouds: going to feed
>torrin: and hope it goes good
>Flibbertigibbet: but at leats he took ignote
>Laevus Levus: trying your best isn't picking riven into mundo
>torrin: well i main adc
>Laevus Levus: don't you dare try to feel
>Laevus Levus: feed*
>Flibbertigibbet: you worry bout yourself
>torrin: not top
>torrin: so idk
>Strange Clouds: choo choo
>Strange Clouds: alll aboard the feed train
>they pulled a 180
FOR REAL? source? so the homeguard rush hellarims is still alive?
you sound like a fucking dickhead anon
you should probably stop blaming others for your own toxicity
aren't you like silver? who gives a fuck about matchups. you're probably going to get carried
they put the boots back, but said the auto-homegaurds at 20 would be coming back later. That just means they're not sure about the change, and will do more testing later on. So your boots are safe for this patch, but next patch who knows.
unless you mean something other than the 20 min free homeguardies, yes, it's a boot enchant again
What do you think of me based on my top 5 played ranked champions?
imagine all the people from /mlp/ or /hm/ or /y/ added eachother on skype & shitpost together in the thread
just ignore them & don't give them attention
there's some filters you can use to reduce the amount of shitposting but hey
putting on also hide quotes & filtering smochi will stop like half of the posts
I'm going to make a new inner circle with Jakub and none of you noobs are invited go to hell
when you're trading offensively, you're telling your opponent "1v1 me faget", if he doesn't return fire he's not confident he can win a proper fight, if he does, he thinks he'll win
whether you win or lose a fight with your lane opponent depends on many things, obviously champion matchups, to specific levels, to cooldowns, to items, to minion aggro, to summoners, to actual execution of the fight, and that's just the basic ones
since there's a fuckton of factors involved even without adding junglers or globals into the mix, the easiest way to get a handle on trading in lane is to JUST DO IT
go ham in every matchup, all the time, you'll discover when the time isn't right (you dying like a scrub) and when it is (your opponent dying like a bitch), every time you die you need to figure out WHY, most of the time it's as simple as "well vladmir can't actually win a level 2 fight against riven without his tower", and voila! you've learned yet another fact about trading in lane
repeat forever, you'll never figure out every matchup and situation, eventually you'll have a rough idea of what MIGHT work and you'll use your logical thinking instead of your past experiences to trade in unfamiliar situations
tldr just play the game and
When you see hear inner circle just think about pic related.
>Teleport no longer has a reduced cooldown when used on a turret
Teleport no longer has a reduced cooldown when used on a turret
>Teleport no longer has a reduced cooldown when used on a turret
It's gonna be on the next PBE cycle, don't get your hopes up.
>POPPY REWORK IS UP!
>It's everything I ever wanted
I wake up
>getting back into the game
>time to buy a new champion
>2 new supports
>buy kindred because she looks cute
I am a massive faggot and I don't regret it.
>play a ranked game
>jungler shits up my lane
>he thinks it wasn't his fault
>he says I'm shit and he's better than me so I should shut up
>na.op.gg him a week later
>he dropped two divisions
Is there any sweeter feeling than knowing the shitters fall and the climbers climb?
>YORICK REWORK IS UP!
>It's everything I ever wanted
>I wake up
is there any worse feeling than your duo queue partner for most the season dropping out of diamond a week before the season ends, while you secure your d5 border with a massive win streak?
Agha in LoL would be interesting if it only gave like HP and mana, any damage stat on it would be OP
>Thresh walls don't break after someone walks through them
>Corki rockets have no ammo
Caitlin and vayne can ditch him. Both of their abilities are pretty instant. But his indicator on his leap is pretty broken. It's bigger than what it says. It seems like when he gets out the brush, he has a fading effect which enables him to leap out even though he's not in the brush
>mfw 9/3/17 as support
>mfw this peel and kill pressure
holy fuck why is the kench so unbenchable
every game since i started playing this fat fuck i've been a hidden carry
Blitz is so fucking cancer, can't even stand him when he's feeding me the kills
>I'm Jinx with Blitz vs Cait + Janna bot lane
>Lose my trades coz I'm shit and Janna was super fast with her shields
>Sit at my tower with low hp at all times and Cait shitting on me the moment I come out to CS
>Way behind in CS
>Even I'm thinking I deserve to lose for playing shit
>Blitz throws 1 hook out and hooks cait into tower range, I get a kill out of it
>Snowball from there and suddenly I'm 5/0
just dodge the hook its extremely predictable
let me tell you what is cancer though
>play any adc besides cait
>every time you go in to cs you get smacked with the q
>if youre lucky it will come with a stun which means free trade or even kill for enemy adc
last time i posted it it was a joke and then took a nap
but it actually happened then
>be listening to the 3/6/4 vayne try shittalking the 9/2/3 mid and 2/0/6 top
>be having a chuckle when I go bot and bloodboil his janna support
Just make your own meaning mang.
>he doesn't propagate other people's dank memes
I want to hold hands with Lux.
come on riot COME ON GET THIS FUCKING RIVEN MAIN
both are garbage
you know he can walk out of the bush, flash jump. pretty bs
>support carries shit player
>WOW X SUPPORT IS BROKEN
literally just a good support player
He does APC amounts of damage and pretty much has some sort of infinite scaling. He
Is really broken. I love him though
All they need to do is fix his shitty jump. Playing against him in top lane is cancer too
>Let me hide in the brush
>Let me leap half the area
>Let me heal for free
I feel as if unless it's a gank, there's no point in trading unless. And I don't even usually lose to him, he's just annoying overall
Best toilet paper.
>season ends in 5 days?
fuck the meta by this point to be honest family. I'm buying northern front and picking Swain into every lane except jungle
SMITE EXHAUST MUNDO WON IN DIAMOND
IM CRYING LOL OMG
>games over by now, just decide to push top because fuck it
>enemy team too focused on just racking up kills
>push to inhib
>shaco the fucking man takes it out when theyre not looking
>proceeds to buttfuck the nexus while we're throwing ourselves at them so they wont recall
I just wanted to try out cancer and expected to lose but that was amazing
>report every vayne, lee, riven, yasuo, zed, rengar and jinx player
>get messages saying thx for your help
Easy as fuck
It's just the fact that every yasuo player I see is the worst kind of human being and every enemy yas is a complete pubstomper so he leaves a bad taste in my mouth which sucks since the chill samurai trope is based, will try that next game though
idc what i finish the season in. I just want to climb so there's some sense of progression in this stale ass game
It's probably just bidet noises desu.
who is you're waifu and does she like having sex in the butt
>Play teambuilder to practice roles I'm shit at because I'll probably start ranked next season
>After game someone from enemy team says "Hey if anyone wants to see I am streaming this to my youtube channel"
>In normal teambuilder wtf
>Put his username into youtube
>It's a guy heavy breathing into his microphone, talking about all the epic plays he's making (against mostly unranked people in teambuilder)
>Look up his account, he's silver V 0 lp
Smh senpai. DESU I am wondering if it is worth it to just start ranked already so I can just play against other bronzies because whenever I'm playing normals I always have that one game against a duoing silver's and everyone on my team is just unranked or bronze 5 and we get our asses handed to us while they're all "GG EZ." I just want to play against people my skill level is that too hard to ask for.
nah they really need to make his ult more notceiable, the fact that he can 100-0 a squishy from stealth with no warning (ult flash) in under 0.1 seconds is bs, same reason eve was nerfed to shit
hes implying he is actually the janna and was pissed of that even though he did well with shields his adc couldnt avoid blitzs hooks so fed. Damn you suck at comprehension
who does this fat neckbeard retard hink he is disrespecting fallout 4 like this? fucking faggot
ranked season ends in a few days and the game will be changed quite heavily during the preseason, as always
might as well wait, but definitely start ranked, soon you'll
git gudand laugh at silver surfers like the subhumans they are
>jungler pings they're on their way
what's the most based Swain skin? I want people to shit themselves on the loading screen long enough to make them leave me alone until 6 and then I can start shitting on them
sona dumpsters blitzcrank if she's not entirely retarded, one missed hook and blitzcrank and his carry lose half their hp bars
hell even getting grabbed isn't the end of the world ever since they made sona's W give her a shield, if sona isn't getting grabbed by a level 6 blitz+graves combo, chances are she'll live
Only when the other is tied up
>hes implying he is actually the janna and was pissed of that even though he did well with shields his adc couldnt avoid blitzs hooks so fed. Damn you suck at comprehension
>i was just pretending
In a matter of years, Mankind will look back and say: "Truly, Riven players were unique heroes of their time, misunderstood for their genius, but now we see that they have made History and shaped our world"
Q-Sentry Gun: Immobile sentry that shoots at any enemy in a radius, prioritizes the first one it sees, has a smaller truesight radius, has a bounty
W-Dispenser: Immobile station that restores health and mana in an aoe, lasts a number of seconds, has a bounty
E-Teleporter: Place an entrance unit on the map and then an exit unit to make it work, friendly heroes can use them to port back and forth, lasts until destroyed. Destroyed in a number of hits, has a bounty
R-Frantic Repair: For a number of seconds allows his right clicks to add health to buildings and structures
10 base strength, 2 strength gain
15 base agility, 2 agi gain
30 base int, 3 int gain
Base HP is 200
Base Mana is 0
Base Damage is 30
Base Armor is -2
Base Attack Speed is 1 per second
Sentry Gun Does 20/40/60/80 damage per second
HP is 100/120/160/180
Attack range is 600 units
Grants 800 vision during the day, 650 vision during the night
Truesight is 300 units
Stays for 5 minutes
Cooldown is 20/15/10/5 seconds
Mana Cost is 100/180/260/320
Not Immune to magic
Limit 8 sentries at a time
~70 gold bounty
1%/2%/3%/4% max health per second
0.8/1.0/1.2/1.4 mana per second
for 20 seconds
in a 500 unit radius
takes 1 hit to kill
60 second cooldown
mana cost is 150/200/250/300
~50 gold bounty
Limit 1 input, 1 output
~50 gold bounty for each
120/100/80/60 cooldown for each
200/180/160/140 mana cost for each
Grants 50 vision
~100 gold bounty
50%/75%/100%/125% attack damage as healing per hit to allied structures
20/40/50/60 bonus attack speed
200/350/500/650 mana cost
120 second cooldown
Ags Fnatic Repair
125%/150%/175%/200% attack damage as healing per hit to allied structures and heros
20/40/50/60 bonus attack speed
400/700/1000/1300 mana cost
60 second cooldown
qss for the brand stun and general mr?
its the way shes played. she out trades vayne early of course falls of mid-late but by that time you want to be grouping anyway where you just provide auras and a stun
im trying to come up with a roster to pick for season 6 to start climbing, and i will only play these champions, autistically
jungle: ? (most played champ is yi, but i cant deal with these uncarriable assfaggots)
who else should i pick up? i just want to win
>two (2) sightstones
your an idiot, thats literally the best build for lee to have and means that your vision control becomes somewhat amazing, especially useful at d1 or whatever senator is
vayne's laning is just her, desperately tumbling to dodge all the poke thrown her way so she can get some farm and eventually turn the tides
except sona's poke can't be dodged so vayne just eats shit until her tower explodes, only soraka can save vayne from sona
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS
>>double halloween skin chance mystery gifts convinces everyone to try their luck
>>decide i'll buy enough for 3 790 gifts and 1 490 gift
>>praying for zombie brand
gift is nunu bot, hype in room is unreal
>>first 790 is snow day ziggs, hype escalating to dangerous levels
>>second 790 is MOTHERFUCKING SPIRIT GUARD UDYR
>>third 790 was glaive warrior pantheon but who gives a shit
fuaaark, 20$ for 7375 RP worth of skins. I haven't signed into my main yet because I wanna record this shit before it disappears forever. What program do I use?
m8 he's not saying the sightstones are wrong, he's saying that the enemy team desperately needed some sweepers to stop the double sightstone team from lighting up the map like a fucking xmas tree
yeah exactly what im talking about, you explained it well.
Truely soraka is sonas counter. I love it when people counter pick you with janna but they dont realise that you penetrate the shield even without using a powerchord
ah right right. well support brand who rushes frost queen is a lost game anyway
Did george fuck up too hard this time?
Can clg recover?
why is xmithe still on clg?
>tfw you suck at all the champions you enjoy playing
>Homeguard being gated to 20min
YOUR JOKING RIGHT
Dont tell me they gutted my main how am i supposed to back and double kill bot after i kill top
I was on a win streak between these two champs I really loved playing, and now all of a sudden I seem to have reached the peak of my skill level and I'm experiencing major burn out on both of them and it sucks because now I'm the reason our teamsare losing
>tfw you are amazing at the champions you enjoy playing but magically lose almost every time you pick them because the rest of your team becomes an all you can rape buffet.
i had so much faith man even when they shat the bed in worlds
"Ok xmithe is going to get benched and afro will retire and CLG will pick up some fresh challenger players or veteran players that don't choke and become a top team"
but i'm actually probably done with CLG, if they had booted everyone I would have stayed a fan but keeping your worst player after booting your best is just fucking retarded
>teleporters at all
>not being able to detonate your dispensers to do a massive amount of damage depending on how long it's been up
>no EMP grenade
>no railgun that you can charge up to make bounce off walls, doing extra damage if it bounces multiple times
TF2 babbies please fucking go
idk how anyone is surprised by this
regi is a proper business man and always has been
that's the reason the TSM brand has name recognition and CLG has a bunch of alumni who moved on to greener pastures
Reginald is many times more powerful than Hotshot. Why should he have to make accommodations for him when he doesn't have to?
Maybe if he wasn't so bad at his job he could have gotten a better deal.
>lmao dude just pink her xDDD
hotshot needs a PR guy he's fucking terrible at this
he acts like he's a 15 year girl on facebook who just got "betrayed" and i'm pretty sure he's lying/exaggerating literally everything just like a teen girl would do
It's more that regi agreed to the amicable split and now we have our current shitstorm. Don't make deals with the ape if you aren't holding the banana in the relationship is the moral of this story
Just CC her you absolute shitlord.
Katarina literally crumbles under any stun, snare, silence, knockup, or any hard cc like that.
If you can't defeat Katarina then you must either be bottom tier bronze or literally braindead.
>being this uniformed
Hotshot kicked Polbelter because he wanted huhi to play instead and kicked DL because aphro told him to
with 0 plans to replace DL fucking 000000000000000000000000000000000000
don't worry they still have the best jungler NA though
This shit here is exactly why Dyrus was never kicked and he was playing fucking AWFUL while DL has been looking better than ever
You can't just boot your most popular player, you will lose all fan support. CLG is fucking dead
because tsm doublelift pulls 100k viewers on twitch
tsm will never win worlds anyway, why bother even trying, just win NA and stream instead
this is how you make money, take notes
For the PR?
The stream numbers?
Regi probably never thought he would get DL, the most popular ADC in the world. Funny that hotshot basically gave him to him too by booting DL while TSM was holding ADC try outs
does anyone else have to hold spacebar in teamfights so they dont lose their character? i main adc so its really fucking hard for me to move the camera and still right click accurately, most times it'll just fuck me up and i'll walk into whoever im kiting and waste several seconds not attacking. i think i should learn to a move but doublelift said that its better to just master playing without it.
>the most popular ADC in the world
I've never even heard of doublelift before he moved to TSM, let alone his role or his team. In EU Rekkles is by far the most popular and I assume that Chinese and Korean viewers don't watch US streams either. Most popular in the world is a slight overstatement, buddy.
>DL has been looking better than ever
But he hasn't, he's been making the same mistakes he always has
The rest of the team has gotten better around him, and set him up for ebin pentas and other plays you plebs think qualifies as "skill"
Most NA adcs are garbage but Sneaky shits on him, and if CLG bothers to go through some serious challenger adc tryouts instead of just picking up wildturtle for the drama, they could easily get an adc that shits on him too
>play game for 40 minutes
>10k gold advantage
>can't close out because lel splitpushing with lee sin and zed, everyone has tp and homeguard
>one guy gets caught
>we lose the game
No kidding here, I knew who Bjerg and Dyrus were, I knew who LemonNation and Sneaky were, but before his 100k stream happened I have never heard of Dlift.
I don't know, maybe in your country he is popular, but certainly not where I live.
>i hope this is bait
You said he is the most popular adc in the -world-, lmao
that's from 3 years ago m8, korea was just starting to get into league and didn't have its own household names yet
the hype kinda died down after CLG went to korea and got stomped hard
CLG's fanbase as a whole is smaller than doublelifts, doublelift is known in every scene even if they don't give a shit about CLG or NA
you could have every CLG member streaming and doublelift would have more than them all combined
>really liked skarner before the rework
>rework comes around hes boring as shit but broken
>now hes worse than before
i hate this game so fucking much
Rokie's tired, r-right?, he's not dead, r-right?
Who's the best melee assassin right now? dont say none
Damn, I meant Incarnation. Sorry. Keep getting them mixed up. (I also knew who Meteos was btw and I even registered that he got kicked from c9)
I somtimes watch NA LCS too, but usually it's so late at night here that I can only watch 1-2 games and then have to go to bed, and I never really pay attention.
>responding to the anon trying to bait me