Soraka OPs until we have Soraka's contest pic
eyosongive.us (watsu pay the bill already please)
More Mesoamerican inspired champs and skins when?
I usually build it third of fourth item if I'm ahead. Gives you a lot of damage as well as tank. I feel shen without a damage item relies way too much on your teammates, which is solo q is not optimal. I mean i'll go full tank if I'm behind and I'm the only real tank on the team. But otherwise it'll be either titanic, bork, or maybe triforce, though I'll typically only build that as a second damage item when I'm hyper fed.
riven is the best LoL of legends and there is nothing wrong with playing her
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How? I mean they shifted his numbers and tweaked his mechanics a bit but his general playstyle of dick dive into someone and blow them up while face tanking everything is still intact.
Just import Ogre from Tekken.
No seriously, I fucking loved Ogre.
Riven is very attractive but very unfun to play as. I'd rather stick to playing Teemo or suffer trying to learn Rumble.
>losing a lot
>getting mad because im giving 110% and playing well but getting screwed over by trolls and feeders
>really short on patience and get frustrated in matches
>being real annoying in chat
>not using slurs or insults but whining a lot
>get reported a whole bunch
>expecting a ban any minute now
by every legal system in valoran there is nothing wrong with
The Americas in general are sorely lacking in the skins/champs department from Riot, but it's to be expected when the game is run by chinks and the general player population is pathetic weeaboos who won't even play a champion who's not cow-eye.
A native American Olaf skin where he throws tomahawks would be fucking based though. God damn Riot, take my fucking money.
yeah but that immoral
She looks fun
Yeah, he is really fun, actually. A bit undertuned (partly due to memes) but still enjoyable.
40 bucks on first world countries
r i p me
Same time as a persian belly dancer inspired mage.
>If it's popular that means its bad and boring
You just described half of this general. I don't even dislike Riven either, her kit just doesn't really work for me.
finally reached level 30!
now to grind double as many games until i have runepages and champions
I thought I deleted everything league related.
Just found my fucking old Lulu folder with 752 rare Lulus.
Does anyone want it?
what happened imthem you were supposed to be grinding to challenger this year.
Just bought Slutty Slut Slutarina. How did this skin even get passed? Was that before Riot's SJW conversion?
>its not free
No fucking way I'm paying 250 for this shit. I didnt pay full price for MGSV nor Witcher 3 and they were a lot cheaper
1 banana = 0.25 dollars so $60 releases are like 250 bananas most of the time
that's if you are buying PC of course
console games are like 300 bananas at launch
I kinda wanted to play it cause it looks really fun but I dunno if it's worth that much
Sometimes we get less lewd, fanservice skins. Rarely..
Last entry was March 2014.
an account that plays draven and kalista a lot is duoing with remilia on KR, use's freeze's item placements too
if the microtransactions are visuals only I couldn't give a fuck
gimme the heroes and i'm ok with that
I like doing damage whike being as lewd as possible.
I main slutty fox.
Because I main ice waifu
I'm now even more hyped for Overwatch
TFW NO BETA
Legion looks pretty cool I guess but my faith in wow is dead
League of legends live from Blizzcon ladies and gentlemen
>tell a retard to kill themselves on reddit
>i dont get banned
>gimme the heroes and i'm ok with that
Seeing how they highlighted the fact that you get 21 basic heroes with the base pack, I fear that people will have to buy future ones (either with game money or petrodollars).
You really had to make that game harder than it was
plat3, diamond maybe never this season
>talk shit all year, every year, 4 years straight
>This is the first year that I've been getting a warning like "Everyone has a bad day anon, no reason to get angry!"
>In that same game we had absolutely retarded shitters going full blown retard and wearing my patience out.
Fuck you Lyte. It has nothing to do with the game.
In fact, fuck your game.
It has everything to do with the fact that I can't stand people going full fucking retard, no matter what they're doing, where, or when.
Why isn't one of the report options "Being a fucking retard"?
Post ur super top sekret laner that no one can handle
dont tell anyone tho
I'll put them in a gallery so you can pick what you don't have.
>The only native american skins in Doter are for pink troll healer of negative armor and Beastmaster, Lord of the Unpicked. At least the latter throws around Tomahawks all the time.
I always forget how good I am with him top, so I usually pick something stupid when forced top. But I have 9 games with 100% winrate on him. No idea how I forgot about him.
People underestimate him constantly and it's fucking hilarious. He's also a bigger 1v1mefaggot champion than Jax and a turret rapist. He's my pocket "I wanna win top lane" champion.
What Unskilled Player was SUPPOSED to do from its description before was ensure that you NEVER play with that person again.
That being said, I don't think it does shit at all.
Oh yeah, and like the other anons said, it's gone.
>tfw mystery gifted a friend Arcade Riven after he was talking about whether he should buy it or not
>tfw mystery gifted his brother Riot kayle
Is this what being generous feels like?
its pretty nice
Oh fuck, really? I don't bother reporting people most of the time unless they're intentionally feeding or some shit. They really should've kept it in - it's a nice option for people to hit and vent their anger that doesn't actually do anything.
And replace him with who? It's not like NA has any actual talent.
They can try to import some good players from some other regions, but NA is just such a bad region that there isn't really much to do. I don't even know why we're so bad.
i sympathsize with you senpai
i used to get banned a lot. like, all the time i'd get 1-2wk bans, but never a perma ban in the 5 years i've been playing.
riot seems more lenient these days believe it or not. they don't ban for just getting frustrated anymore, they just ban for blatant shit talking, slurs, racism, threats, etc
i think the biggest reason for this is riot realized that people weren't buying skins out of fear of losing their account for no good reason
>on a huge tilt
>every game seems to be worse than the previous
Why is Nautilus support so based?
I never truly knew his power until recently. Holy damn.
>securing kills left and right
>Tank everything with a 400 hp shield while having built a giant's belt and frozen heart.
>Literally making people 3v1 on me just to try to kill me (the tank) just because I'm running around 11/2/20 completely unstoppable.
>boosting friend's account to gold for $50
>in mid gold mmr
>we have a massive gold lead
>no one groups
>game is prolonged by about 25 minutes
>every game I play is about 45 minutes
If you're in this mmr range and you're ahead by a lot, please just group and take towers together.
Because most of them are huge bad weebs. When they win lane they mistake themselves for being good, when the actuality is, they just got the lucky crit dice to roll their way.
They get toxic really easily, they are AD, they have minimal CC or team fight utility, most have no clue where to put the wind wall, or they just hit it as a panic button rather than as part of calculated play.
down to do a few requests like this one, if anyone is interested
You can't blame them. It leaves both their import slots opens and they still get a elite ADC. Granted I still think they're gonna end up with Hauntzer top and someone like Shrimp/Moon jungle.
draw kalista peeking out of tahm kench's mouth like pic retaliated
how important is it to get 10cs per minute
this is my match history, is my cs OK or is it bad? I only ever get close to 10s/min if I'm playing yasuo and I just farm all game like that yasuo game in the pic, but then I'm not there for team fights so my team loses..
i don't really get how to keep farm up and still participate
This is the following:
>It is the evening I have waited for centuries to fulfill. Kindred, that delicious rack of lamb and her wolf companion have settled in to my home and Kindred has asked her wolf to guard the outside of the house while we slumber. As Kindred clearly is not clothed at all, I decide it is best to sleep "au natural"
>during the night as her wolf howls the late hour moon's rise, Diana is turned away from the house, and the wolf can only witness in great horror what Kindred is doing.
>My hands slide over her waist, while her delicious body rocks up and down, left and right over my body. The lovely conception of love and compassion is all he sees upon her soft supple face, and the sheer pleasure she feels from enjoying what she has longed to achieve. In a gasping moan, we bot hit our limit, and clutch each other lovingly in a tender embrace of procreation. When finished, we settle in nestled in the embrace, legs entwined and hands holding as I know for certain this night she will be my woman, and a mother to my children
After buying my thrid Jinx skin I have reached the conclusion that she's in fact the best waifu.
>you should only be focusing on fundamentals like farming
i can farm
during laning i usually get at least 70/80 at 10 minutes if not a bit more
its just after laning phase i have trouble because its either farm side lanes and watch my team fight and die or fight with my team and get no farm other than the occasional jungle camp
Can someone do me a favor?
I need that put into a comic in a single picture, and I'm not at home to do this myself (impossible to do on a chromebook).
Yes you can. In fact, you are probably better off. I played literally nothing but soraka and anivia in ranked this season or dodged and I made it from bronze to gold. Become a master of one instead of a "counter picker" or jack of all trades.
Finding the balance of grouping and farming is difficult but I think it just comes with game sense and playing a lot. Focusing are farming is probably the best in solo queue anyway
>I have more to share of stories of procreating with Kindred, shall I?
Kindred is both Wolf and Lamb, so, when you say you're procreating with them you mean you're taking Wolf's dick too
What's your comfort pick for each role?
I want stupid easy 1v1 me fagit toplaners who don't lose to nobody. Who should I get?
I need to find a way for me to play League of Legends in my sleep, I truly cannot get enough of it
I would if Jinxanon streamed.
I don't think she likes video games that much though.
theres no need for cdr boots on any ad champ ill admit vik and some mages can but definitely not a support or a group with brut and cleaver
just run cdr in runes and masteries and cap while getting mercs
Why are Jax mains so based? They have this weird attitude, like they know what's happening at every instant of the game and understand what road the team must take to eventually win. The kind of fuckers who pick Jax into Darius and win lane and game.
This community is unreal.
How the fuck was I supposed to know the TP Liss was going to mid? What the fuck. Then I'm the only one who doesn't feed and I get mass reported. As if Liss going support was the reason Kog built AP and Vi fed in the jungle.
More Kindred Follow-ups:
>It is the early Morning, I woke up early in the idea to cook a meal for Kindred, and her Wolf. Knowing what transgressed that evening. For the Wolf, I chose a steak, a tender T-bone thick cut and simmered it in a delicious bouquet of rosemary and thime, while taking a moment to think of what Kindred might eat, I helped myself to dome Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, burying my breakfast while I helped build a delicious fruit and nut salad drizzles with a small helping of maple syrup.
>Taking a moment to surprise the Wolf as he looked evilly upon my eyes, I laid a that steal before him to devour, and the bone thick enough for him to be occupied for hours, as my deed to inseminate this creature in my bed. Fueled by the lust of last night's hours of intense pleasure, my hands held the bowl of fruit and nuts before her as those beautiful blue eyes and soft supple lips grew in to a smile. I gave her time to eat, and talk, while I slowly closed the bedroom door.
>It was only moments later when passion struck both of us for our tender caring hands meeting together in passion and firey love, where our bodies performed contortions beyond the lengths of human kind. burying our passions deep within our souls, that even the wolf could sense that our coupling was not to be disturbed. As our breath and lips were close, hands held tightly we both raised our souls to new heights, the sweat from our brows and skin, the feel of her fur, the magnificence of life we shared together wuld bloom inside her and create new life... It was dusk before we finished, and with a hot steamy shower, we cleansed our bodies from the fire, and cooled our souls down, so that the wolf may slumber with us tonight. My hope was that the labors we provided us both, would bear fruit, and grow inside her, and inside us
Gangplank. Fuck the other top laner, just rice and ult the botlane.
>Game 1: Dodge because retards are fighting in the lobby
>Game 2: Dodge because an idiot picked mid and proposed to feed since "I called it first"
>Game 3: Dodge because a duo bot and a main adc where first and second pick, so they both picked adc.
Fucking Fridays, you're not gonna take my MMR.
Imagine a waifu so pure she loves you even after death.
Mid: Lulu because I'm a terrible human being
Support: Alistar (main)
Jax mains are up there with the other mains:
Bard (REAL MAINS NOT PEOPLE WHO PLAYED 10 GAMES)
They're all usually pretty based people that seem to want to do shit that matters.
How do I properly play Vi and balance between farming and ganking
why do all top laners pick Renekton
five games in a row that mid has Fizz or Veigar and top Renekton or Gangplank
I'm new to the jungle and this is a really miserable role
Wave management is super important when it comes to top lane bro.
What you can do after laning phase is over and split pushing isn't really an option is push your wave past river (works on either side of course).
Do that and group, this will start a slow push towards the enemy's second tower, and now 2 things can happen:
1) One of the enemy's team will come clean it up, in which case you do something out of that.
2) They lose a LOT of minions, like 400+g worth of them, and a similarly big as shit wave will come back to your side of the map and get all that gold.
i'm pretty sure you could replace Jake "xmithie" "Sej ult" Puchero with hotshotgg and it would probably be an upgrade
I have more stories to tell of my animal lust for Kindred and will continue to write them down and deliver fresh pasta whenever
I'd add Renekton mains. A Renekton main basically gave me my first penta by stunning the last target and not executing it.
Also Nami, never met a Nami main who wasn't chill (and super optimistic even when there was no chance)
why do people always try to make asses look like giant shiny boils?
STOP WITH THIS SHIT ALREADY
THATS NOT HOW YOU SHADE A ASS(unless its been spanked)
>Failed Gragas Ult
>Failed Sejuani Ult
>mfw I bet he will mess a Rek'Sai Ult somehow
then get better at writing cos yours is tripe right now.
Vi is a noobtrap jungler. becaue no matter what you do, your role isn't to kill shit, it's to enable assassins to kill high priority targets. I suggest you try a more straight up carry jungler, like Xin.
Another good carry from the jungler is Tiger Udyr. Start at Krugs, og wheverer you want after, as long as you move between attacks to lessen the dmg taken and attack downtime, you are golden. get Tiamat to accelerate clears and give you another nuke (Tiger 1st attack>AA>activate Tiger again>AA>Tiamat>AA deals 8 times your AD before resistances, it WILL fuck up just about anyone who isn't Renekton/Malph/Taric before lvl 6 if you can pull it off), Finish Warr, then make Tiitty Hydra if behind/even, Ravenous if out of control, other items are whatever you like basically, usually tanky.
You max Tiger, then Trutle, then Bear. Spam turtle whenver off CD, it's more important than Tiger later on, the HP it provides will make you way tankier than expected.
Jinx is better than Sona or Ahri. You fags just refuse to accept it.
>every botlane is passive as fuck
>eventually we get 5 manned and fall behind hard
>i die everytime i try to put a ward somewhere
>toplaner asks everyone to report me
this has happened 7 times today
should i stop playing at all
also are mobos good for anything i don't feel much faster than anyone and when an enemy is close he catches up to me anyway and then i get caught
>Have fur on my ass
>Get a picture taken
>It looks like shiny porcelain
That being said I think the effect they are going for is spanked ass, but it shouldn't really shine like that.
if you going to do that please get a trip so I can block you
nobody gives a shit about your OC donut steel stories
take that shit to deviant art
Lulu and gnar are playmates
LuLu is the only person Veigar opens up to .
Lulu is not lovers with anybody shes too childish for that .
Reminder that Soraka and Sona are the cutest couple and their daughter is equally cute and fertile!
I've started taking swiftness lately as a support.
I move slightly faster than normal in fights and slighter slower outside of them. Decent trade-off in my own opinion.
As Braum I take merc or tabi too.
I was chilling out with Lamb in my living room while Wolf had gone to grab a bite for all of us because he was in a good mood and I said 'aight thanks dude. Anyway we were chilling and I talked about her fur being neat and she said do you want to touch it and I said what and then she came near me and I felt her fur and she was like clearly hitting on me man so she was like hey dude let's do it and I was like alright let's do this shit and so I whipped out my dick and then I put it in her and I died.
>people draw me with a horsecock for some reason despite lamb genitals looking vastly different
>people never draw me with my tail or they simply forget
>people always draw my ass to super shiny as if I was shaved
>people think me and wolf are the same size when in my official Art Wolf's face alone is 2/3rds my size (that nigga is huge yo seriously go back and look at the art)
Shit that I want to leave my lewds
3.random tinges of red everywhere and sweat (that is not how you show heat)
I blame anime for these atrocities
I know the feeling man. I play Kench and Zil a lot when forced to supp, as I expect the ADC to be a drooling retard. Last game had a super agressive Cait who actually wrecked shit and I felt so out of depth, actually not having to worry about her all the time. We just barely won because we had Riven top rush Frozen mallet and Jayce trying to all-in a Morgana.
instead of being a complete fag and insisting on sharing your mediocre stories why dont you actually go work on your writing?
>Ironically writing bad to try to cover up your other bad stories
please get a trip so I can block you
Mid: Foxy Lady
does he know how much a jackass he is
How the fuck do I shitsmack the fucking retards who constantly memespout LOL HE MAD XD and 12 YEAR OLD TARD XD in League?
Also why the fuck isn't everyone muted by default? Fuck these braindead Fiddledicks Junglers in 2015 thinking they're hot shit because the killed a caughtout fed Vayne 3 times and then tries to 1v5 the enemy team at Dragon pit.
sorry man. no offese
just real talk
Should we push our advantage by grouping to take dragon and then afterward towers?
No, instead let's push sidelanes and continue getting ganked by the roam of Diana/Zed.
WOO I LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
Graves takes care of Ahri though.
He makes sure no one touches her.
And before you say anything, they aren't fucking either. Despite her charm ability, Graves is too thick headed to think of her lewdly as opposed to just taking care of her.
I don't belong where I am, division wise. Mind you, I'm not fucking diamond material--I'm high silver at best--but that's not good enough to carry my way out of the low bronze hell. What to do, /lolg/? Should I just git gudder?
>try to play jungle aatrox
>All 3 lanes give up solo kills before 5 minutes
>They all then push their lanes so I can't gank
>and the fews I can they don't help they just expect me to be able to solo kill the enemies when they're ahead.
This is truly a horrible experience.
irelia and jarvan tried to do their brainless "me attack adc" thing
bet they were confused when it didnt work
What a dumbass
>cylol showing babby cup
>not blizzard convention
I got one of these bad boys today
Do you guys use any binds on the extra binds?
I'm currently using the two buttons near Left Click for Sightstone and Trinket
Tell me the SPICY secrets, lolg
>tfw 16-17 pts per win
I will never get to diamond ;_;
I'm pretty basic.
I just hate wireless mice and was low on cash.
Plus it's a big mouse so my titan-sized hands can actually use it.
Kindred should take 2 stacks if she kills ahri
>there are people itt that unironically think Diana is cancer
>this drama is literally gold for clg
no, it's literally gold for tsm. doublelift gets kicked and then pulls 100k viewers on twitch getting donations literally every 5 seconds, meanwhile all this drama hotshit is causing is pissing off more and more clg fans and making them switch to tsm. he fucking killed his org lmao.
reminder that these men make a fortune from creating fake drama.
>regi let me win lcs
>ok hotshot but give me doublelift for free
wow just so you know this is not me
You can do it, my friend! I believe in you. Just keep at it, you'll get there before you know it.
Excellent champion choice as well.
>hotshot digging his hole even deeper
what the FUCK
STOP IT PLEASE
Nothing like crushing your enemies under that based blue booty. Well done, my friend. Keep it up!
I may be a plat5 shitter but fuck me if he isnt the most fun, annoying, yet also fun-ruining cheese toplaner I own
I also play him mid but top is much more Azir-esque in terms of anti-fun
he's literally arguing on reddit and calling doublelift a liar
he's cemented himself as the badguy
Personally, I love this tp meta, if I see the person I am laning against tp bot with the jungler in sight, I will have no problem taking 2 of your turrets.
Yeah, good job getting two kills, there goes half your lane control and about 4 minion waves.
qtpie laying down the truth, calling reddit fucking cargabe as usual and if you support autism dlift over hotshotgg you are fucking reddit
>queue for a competitive ranked game of league of legends
>first pick bans riven and instalocks quinn
>"ok this doesnt seem like a solid game to go into, an actual quinn player wouldnt see riven as banworthy"
>pick malphite along with graves leona "ok we can cover for that we have split and aoe engage, can nuke veigar heimer before they can respond"
>load into game
>leona suicides mid constantly through blind roams and pushes at raptors
>graves strictly playing to cs
>never follows on anything literally ults waves to clear perfectly
>lb uses w r on every wave, never has it up to poke or 1-shot people, always misses chain unless target is properly cced
>game hits 20:00 mark
>graves spams ff
>a fucking neckbearded long-haired shitter
league is dead
are same sex relationships between cousins okay?
>not playing objectively better game
what is your excuse league of peasants?
whenever I pick shen the enemy top picks like vlad or nasus and I cant do anything but watch as they become huge
looking for an ad carry to play a few normals with
i just hit 30 tho so i don't have a whole lot of supports
Its this time again, you know the drill
Why are assassins the nigger class of League?
>planned to push for diamond in the last two weeks
>just wanna chill out in skyrim instead
Maybe next season.
Headmistress fiora trying to teach lulu about sex with with the Ponos goes in Vagoo illustration
pick one of the obvious
also qtpie is a washed up /v/ LCS player who will never get to Worlds unless he changes his genetics to korean and changes his hair style. Like cutting his hair shorter