>What the fuck is this shit?
Dirty Bomb's a free to play FPS and successor to games like Enemy Territory or Brink
>Is it p2w?
No. Merc unlocking system is very similar to LoL's champion unlocks.
There are also loadout cards with different rarity, but those aren't going to make you less shit at the game, and everything above bronze is purely cosmetic
You can easily craft them by trading up the dozens of crap lead cards you get
>How the loadout system works:
>Loadout/weapon/augment charts (NOT UP TO DATE)
>Recommended loadouts (NOT UP TO DATE)
>How do I get this game?
>Join our steam group and play with us:
>Wanna play competitive?
>Tweaks and HUD customization
>Singleplayer map practice and testing commands
[YouTube] Dirty Bomb Tips & Tricks: Basic Guide To Movement! (embed)
[YouTube] 7 New-Player Dirty Bomb Tips & Tricks! (embed)
[YouTube] Dirty Bomb: useful trick jumps on every map (embed)
Alright I'm just confused right now
So the complaints about the BR are justified, yes or no?
Also is Phantom worth getting? I like the katana he uses and the cloak he has but I don't want to be completely useless
>So the complaints about the BR are justified, yes or no?
Yes. The changes were done to placate whining shitters.
>Also is Phantom worth getting?
Wait 'til he's free and then make a decision.
The complaints are somewhat justified balance wise since they still need a small amount of rebalancing, they're not in any way justified in acting like they're unusable and autistically repeating them over and over again and doing /b/ tier raid call-ins for people to go post on the forums to tell people they're wrong though
SD already said they'll retweak the BRs, just fucking wait instead of shitposting like retards. It gets really tiring after 2 weeks of the same shit
>play 2v2 for 7 minutes
>server fills up in the last three minutes
>guy who was in the server for like 1 minute and lost says "gg"
>they all leave and it's just me and some lvl 2 guy
When will SD implement extra creds for consecutive games and case opening during lobby?
>call-ins for people to go post on the forums to tell people they're wrong though
I would post myself, but the forums are so fucked I can't even create an account to post.
We have shills that defend the burst rifle change even though math Proves them wrong.
We still have lots of shitters who think BR had 165 DPS and it was so OP with the Exploits.
And you are wondering why SD can nerf shit left and right as they please.
>currently two autistic kira mains
>I only play kira with 170 hours
S-should I join them?
Aura: extremely curly black pubic and armpit hair, a very wide happy trail that disperses into finer hair all over her belly at the sides, and goes almost up to between her boobs. Moderately prominent hair on foreaarms and legs, including the thighs. All of it is trimmed with an electric trimmer to about half an inch. Light mustache.
Kira: very long jet black pubic hair, the sides, inner thighs and what little she has of a happy trail are shaved. However, The hair continues to the back, where she doesn't trim or shave, so there's an abundance of thick hair all around and above her anus, spilling over on her butt cheeks and upwards towards the small of her back. The asscrack can't be seen. Armpits are not naturally very hairy, but she still shaves them. Very light forearm hair.
Nader: completely unshaved, moderately hairy legs with hairy instep, thighs and toes. Moderately hairy pubic area, dirty blond in color, like the ass hair and the happy trail which isn't very wide. The pubic hair spills down the inner thighs and connects to the leg hair. Very hairy nipples (15-25 hairs around each, 1-3 inches in length). Armpit hair trimmed to very short length, although the area of coverage goes almost from half down her upper arm to her sideboob area and almost connects to the nipple hair. Moderately hairy forearms.
Proxy: Very hairy forearms, with hairy hands and knuckles, and the hair continuing up her shoulders where it turns into light fuzz. Armpit hair is shaved and so is leg hair, both of which would otherwise be moderately hairy. Average amount of pubic hair, with a very slight fuzzy happy trail. Only a few barely visible nipple hairs.
Sparks: Waxed legs, smoothly shaved armpits, shaved pubic hair. There is some hair around the asshole which she neglects to shave. Very light, almost invisible forearm hair. Slight facial fuzz on the sideburns area.
>stoker being different
He likes small maps with limited routes he can control. While his shit doesn't explode it thrives in pretty much the same environment.
As I said, explosives fags hate space because they can't just lob their shit into a hallway or small room.
You have your fucking underground and terminal, let us have something of ours.
Except its really not that big when you realize most of the paths lead to the same places or the same places but at higher ground. 5v5 on the second objective is the only time where it really falters.
Why cant \the mongols that play this game take the time to learn a map that isn't a straight forward corridor like the 5 others we have?
SPeaking of Stoker, has anyone encountered some buggy incidents with the napalm?
I noticed that if you throw it at a spot where a wall meets the floor, the fire either never comes out or has a tiny area lit on fire.
It's also a bit buggy in Trainyard on the first spot you have to the plant C4. The area seems to swallow up the flames
Yeah, shit sucks, it goes through the floor in a lot of underground hallways, then in the train carriage, and other spots. And it doesn't spread at all if you throw it on or even near a wall, it should have a bit of bounce to it.
God it's so awkward when that shit happens
I see 3 dudes in a hallway, I'm gonna drop that tricky stuff on em and...a puddle of fire
I'm sure this will get fixed in the next patch but damn I hope that's soon.
>perfect map size
Your entitled to your own opinions but I just want you to know that you seriously made me cringe.
In honor of Nader thread here we go
Vielen Dank für die schönen Stunden
For TF2 speed of movement, yeah, this is a good map size to encourage team play and synergy of abilities/weapons instead of just 1on1 camping which CS players probably like better.
Holy god sparks is so fucking unbalanced
you dont even know how broken she is until you play you literally make your team unstoppable while outsniping enemy vasillis my god I cant even imagine what it was like before the nerfs
Nah I just have mixed luck. Some are hits and some are misses. I wish I did have money to burn though because I'd buy some other fun games. This is my collection and the only money I've spent was buying Fragger from Kinguin for like 2 bucks.
Oddly, the K51, Cobalt and the B52 were all from regular drop cases...the B52 was what made me decide to drop the 2 beans on Fragger since I had no other mercs. The M62 was from that free elite case giveaway.
>Stomp a pub as sparks
>the next game literally their entire team goes proxy and just suicide rushes me while zig zagging
holy fuck I wish I could record and upload, I haven't laughed that hard in ages
Cheer up anon, want some free cards? I don't need them
Very good, you kill my minions.
Now do it again and try not to let me snipe you with laser rails while you're at it.
I'm troubleshooting right now and restarting a few times, because for some reason the War Thunder launcher keeps automatically minimizing the game if I choose fullscreen instead of windowed, and I don't have auto sign-in enabled
Some maps require moving around a lot even for defense so the station doesn't help as much. For instance she is really good defending the first and last objectives in Bridge, but sucks at the second one.
>win 13 rounds
>join server, go spec and see who the shitters are
>join other team
>having great random games
>join a minimum level 10 server
>no one working as a team
>guy bitches about my aim
>ragequits before anyone can see his shit kd
i just dont understand
>defending last point on bridge clanfags and his 2 mongol buddies are always together
>he keeps screaming on chat to Push PUSH
>only me and a proxy inside
>teams follow them
>they get wiped
>attackers hold the inside
>we fucking lost
I want new class that deploys objects in the field.
Now we have turret, mine, healing/ammo station.
Maybe some kind of surveillance device.
I also want a new waifu.
Maybe they could combine these two and give her like a long-range weapon and some sort of camera device. And they should make her french with a thick accent.
Actually you are right, that's what she says, my bad.
>10 giveaway winners
>still dont win shit
fuck this shit im so tired of never being lucky
>mfw my first page of loadouts consist entirely of shitty logitech, alienware and CW cards.
>filter doesn't do shit because it gets reverted after you leave the page
why god why
>get back from gym
>6 pm friday night
>no one playing
fuck you life having non autists
>Always hated sparks mainers and thought the merc was pure cancer
>Start playing her this week and have fun
>It feels dirty but I keep picking her
>mfw constantly top scoring as default sparks
>mfw the forum actually think this class takes any skill aside from head tracking
Its like braindead easy to hit 10k even when non of my team is dying and were quickly steamrolling.
didn't know if you kill him it goes away
I know you don't look a gift horse in the mouth but this card is so bad it made me laugh
Game mode mission?
Skyhammer airstrike on EV!
Skyhammer infinite ammo!
Skyhammer directly ammo pack!
Arty because I like how he looks, how he sounds, infinite ammo packs, he has a good loadout for each gun, all his guns look cool and his ability is lots of fun and easy to use frequently.
I use him a lot, but I'm not very good with him still. His weapons are hard to use for me, harder to use in close combat, and even harder to use on good players unless you get the drop on them. His abilities are also difficult to kill good players with.
So Arty is my favorite, but I'm better with Fletcher, Nader, and Vasilly.
That fucking area denial
Ammo station to help secure points
Good guns, though I guess I'm a moron for being comfortable with the TIMIK
Spooky look and great voice
Honestly I keep thinking they stole this man from Killing Floor
Hey I just got this from a random case, is this one of his better cards?
Your hatred for blueberries is noted. It looks fine.
Kira becaue the laser is probably the best firesuport and gives extremely strong area denial which is easily controlled and allso not directly restricted by having vision of your target.
Allso Driss is good and fun when I streak with it, not as much when I occationaly suck 10 rounds in a row though.
>nerf KEK and crotch
people barely notice and no one cares
>change the burst rifle
niggers go apeshit
>9000 damage headshot laser
just fuck my shit up SD ill be here with my full auto from now on
It wouldn't be such a big deal if two mercs didn't rely on them so heavily. Kira & Arty are now even more situational. I love playing as Kira but Stoker & Skyhammer outclass her not only as fire support but as combatants after the changes.
>Sparks carrying a team of absolute shitters the entire way on Chapel pub
>drop a 17k bomb
HEDP wouldn't, provided they've traveled far enough. If they bounce around then their anti-armor shaped charge is worthless, because it could very well be pointing in the wrong direction. That portion of the grenade is like a very small version of a tank's HEAT rounds, from what I can tell.
Now a HE or fragmentation grenade, no shaped charge stuff? I dunno. There's so many different types of 40mm grenades produced by various countries someone probably has one that bounces around, with a short fuse that activates when it first hits an object and detonates a second or two after.
Why the fuck does my game drop in fps and start stuttering after 1 or 2 games? It's irritating as hell and the only way to fix it is to restart the game. Are there any ways to permanently fix this?
Call me crazy but I've been stomping all day with the Stark and I didn't have any previous experience with it. I'm trying Kira for the first time and headshots seem pretty well rewarded. Close range you're turbofucked though.
Ara ara~ Do you want to worship my pillar of fire?
I honestly can't remember. I made it ages ago, since changing to Windows 10 I lost my webm settings and the best I've managed since is this
Why is this even a thing. It's just arbitrarily making the character bad at close range. If you're going for directs hits when close to them you are already putting yourself at risk by using the launcher and missing means dealing no damage at all.
>not playing retard combat shotgun aura
>not playing mounted MG only aura
>not playing kushwhacker who drops his turret right in the middle of the open at the first sight of danger kushwhacker
do you even rank 5
Yeah some say "Get some" while others say "In your balls!"
Two things before I pass out for the night:
1.) Sparks makes "Get x support XP" missions a fucking cakewalk
2.) When Proxy says "Let's go!" in execution it's fucking adorable
I don't have just one, so I'll post squad.
>kill class, grenade spam is good for finishing off enemies who go behind corners to heal
>turret acts as crossfire buddy and flank prevention when you cant trust teammates
>Channeling teammates to correct positions
game's ok but I dont see how it has enough popularity here for its own general
>not votekicking every shitter from the bottom of the scoreboard whenever you have the chance
As Fletcher, should I finish enemies off with the Ahnuld or the Empire-9? My aim is good
Threadly reminder about the fact that Phantom is objectively the best merc.
new to the game
le epic friendly reddit pootis sandvich heavy players :-)
autistic waifufag who write about merc body hair amount
true heroes of Dirty Bomb, helpful and good at the game
underage, usually pocketing his underage Fragger classmate >Skyhammer mains
braindead down syndrome mouthbreathers
forum shitters who whine about weapons being OP while they are just shit at the game
no real Stoker mains yet, everyone who claims to be one now "mains" a new merc every time one is released
Masochists, objectively the best players in the game
Is this a good card for Kira?
desu I just started using her and I love her
Also I don't get why people are saying the burst rifles are bad now, I've been doing pretty good with the br-16 so far.
>tfw no fun Team Arena Class Based Shooters in sight
>who still think Arty sucks
lmao, they butchered him for good, at least Kira still has the laser and she doesn't have to sacrifice the 10% explosion radius perk for the Dreiss.
The baguette girl got the contest.
>tfw being an obedient submissive healslut
>tfw the random pubbie you picked to pocket says "good job"
>attacking on chapel
>ask for ammo to a skyhammer
>he throws an air strike near us
>skyhammer starts running and jumping towards the enemies to escape from the air strike
>air strike marker explosion hits skyhammer
>air strike attack kill skyhammer
>i can't play anymore because i'm crying with laughter
Remember to kick everyone under level 10! There are servers for people undel level 5, and for people under level 10, these retards should not be allowed shit up my pubs.
If you jump on an enemy airstrike marker outdoors it will cancel the airstrike
So who should I get lads?
Nader, Kira, or Stoker?
Let me get butthurt for a minute about that. The people who come in at first aren't police, they're just people who hang around rough areas in the hope it'll stop people being crims, and so they can report shit happening. They're cheaper, so you can put them all over. When things do go down, real police come along, the bloke with the taser.
>tfw you kek a developer this hard only using a caulden
The Stark makes an okay secondary, though I almost never have to use it because a fucking Caulden is better.
Caulden nerfs incoming, watch shitters defend it and saying it's "better".
Why can't you ban some people from your games so that it doesn't join servers with them in them? There are obvious aimbotters who haven't been banned in weeks, and every time I join a game with one of them I have to fucking remember who is who and leave or not.
> Amazing reflexes
Don't want to defend him on anything, but in this case it may be lags. Sometimes you see even good players move in a similar strange manner when watching them as spectator, in reality they are pretty fast and it shows in their kills.
>tfw start dicking around on the internet and forget about my missions
>not enough time to complete them
Does anyone play with ESDF instead of WASD? My fucking pinky is getting deformed from having it on shift/ctrl and I just realized that if I put all games on ESDF the hand would be in a perfectly natural spread position.
Seriously. No seriously where do you think you are?
Nah chicks can't piss easily in bottles because their spray isn't a neat little trickle. Ever hear a girl piss? It would put a horse to shame.
Nigga what the fuck, use the goddamn toilet
go play with a toaster in a bathtub
fucking hate this game already.
>team decides to go full retard on the final delivery
>notice phoenix at bottom of scoreboard
>start spectating him when I die
>Literally all he's doing is grabbing objective and charging in
>constant stream of "bad phoenix has picked up objective" "bad phoenix as dropped objective" "objective returned"
>check his k/d at the end of game
ffs haven't gotten a sentient team in over an hour.
Im done playing this game until aura gets more shotguns and SMGs, currently only one gun is even worth using.
>Finally get four clanfags on my team
>They're utter shit
So is DB safe since overwatch is going for consoles/you gotta pay for it?
It's safe in the sense that Overwatch is going to play nothing like it so if you're looking at OW to "replace" the crazy fast paced gameplay of DB you're gonna have a huge existential void.
Because I love speeding past whole teams to set up bombs and shit within the first minute. No game has motivated to pursue objectives as singlemindedly as I do in DB. Even her mines that everybody says sucks are great for this, I can just dump them near the bomb, and half the time, they don't see them because they're too focused on the bomb, so they allow me to defend the bomb without actually being near enough to it that they can see me. Also, I'm addicted to going fast now, other engies are too slow.
I didn't say I only use it. I use it on him too. SMG-9 and Kek are both good. Mixing up your weapons and playstyles for a merc is fun.
>shitty little turret
It's far from shitty if you know where to put it and where to place yourself to get use out of it.
Here is what a burst rifles would look like if SD wasn't retarded and had the ability to do basic math.
Mind you it's the same idea that SD did, just the math adjusted for the gun to not be shit.
>looks like a shit game
>likely has tons of people working on it
>does things right i.e character skins
>has nobody working on it
>retarded loadout/skin system
Neo Blizzard and money
I still have a feeling overwatch will be big even with the price tag
DB has so much potential but not only does it have a shit publisher it also has shit devs
Faggot can't even do 18*3 correctly, yet wants people to listen to his pub shitter opinion on gun balance.
>says some stupid shit about something that needs to be stretched in order to be offensive
>gets called out for doing the stretching himself
>"you shouldn't have been offensive"
I hope he comes here and reads up on how much dick he sucks.
He keeps editing his retarded post every 2 minutes.
This is the kind of retard that gives his feedback and thinks it's worth Anything.
Does the third shot need a number for delay? Or is it at least properly accounted for?
Like 3 delays would mean
So is that delay properly accounted for when calculating DPS? Sorry if this is old news, I've never looked into the math, it just seems odd using 3 delays over 2.
>tfw one number off
I should be glad for getting a cobalt after a sudden impulse purchase but I still feel mad that it isn't her best card. Why does it feel like cosmetics matter?
way to not even look at the numbers, shitter
>class with 2 hours has almost same win+loss as class with 12 hours
>class with 9 minutes has almost 1/3 win+loss as class with 2 hours
probably just a bitch who leaves when they get wrecked by a good player and calls them hacker
Holy shit, I guess this is how SD employs think.
People who think 21+26=40
Then goes to build a formula for DPS all the while not having even the basics down.
He literally thinks that the burst rifles do more DPS than before, TOP KEK
>People who think 21+26=40
He does a shit job of explaining, but he might be right about the 40.
So it's a 0.07 delay between shots, and a 0.26 delay between bursts. One burst then looks like: Shot 0.7, Shot 0.7, Shot 0.7, Cooldown 0.26. But the shot delay and the cooldown happen simultaneously, so it becomes: Shot 0.7, Shot 0.7, Shot+Cooldown 0.26. That adds up to 0.40.
Assuming, of course, that nobody at SD fucked up and has the shot delay and cooldown happen in sequence instead of in parallel. It wouldn't surprise me if they did.
>Assuming, of course, that nobody at SD fucked up and has the shot delay and cooldown happen in sequence instead of in parallel. It wouldn't surprise me if they did.
>One burst then looks like: Shot 0.7, Shot 0.7, Shot 0.7, Cooldown 0.26. But the shot delay and the cooldown happen simultaneously,
And you get this form where?
Next you will tell me the reload delay and firing a new bullet also work in parallel instead of in sequence.
Why anybody would be retarded enough to think it works in sequence is beyond me.
Now that I think about it, it might have been overtime on an earlier objective, since the game doesn't subtract overtime from the extra clock time when completing an objective.
>And you get this form where?
It's an assumption, dumbass. It's said as much in the last sentence of that post.
Where's your reasoning to have the bullet delay and burst cooldown happen in sequence?
>minigun has a hack
>no one goes 44/1 he is hacker
>fight 1vs1 melee rhino noob
>he is a faggot, always with his teammates
>stop hacking retarded
>teamate 1 leave the room
>teamate 2 leave the room
>teamate 3 leave the room
>teamate 4 leave the room
We had a gun on our team that would just jump around as Rhino and shotgun everyone, never touching his minigun. He'd go like 30 something and 4 every game just bouncing around.
I'm starting to really appreciate this damn gun
At first I was iffy about it but hot damn it's good
Well after recording and looking at it frame by frame, turns out it does happen in parallel.
Damn, I was so sure that SD fucked this up considering how incompetent they are.
Looks like I made a mistake
It feels like a cash grab now
You know what fucking hurts the most about this game
I thought it was gonna be shit but it is actually quite fun
Yeah, it's great fun, and if only they weren't massive jews and actually developed it fully before release, it would be a really nice game. I stopped playing TF2 completely because of it, and I played TF2 for fucking years.
That guy who gets his face smacked during the e3 trailer
I saw what he looked like from a private video by splash damage. It was supposed to be his elite skin or something. He wore a leather jacket, sunglasses, and had spiked up hair.
He's a goofball man he tried to blame his VAC on a "gaming mouse error" lmfao
Fun to have on your team because he either speeds around with Rhino aimbotting, or walls with Redeye knifing people
I know you play Arty too and he's my main squeeze, so I was wondering if you had any tips for him. I end up in close/mid range fire fights a lot and with his weapons I tend to lose the battles a lot against KEK's and M4's and speedy characters in general.
dawn was with another stack today
I can only give you the obvious tip of going for headshots only, with the new slow BR you gotta play long/mid range gun fights with him.
Oh god my sides
Nice to see that Frabonez meta was changed for Skybonez
So I guess this is the TF2 Scout bunnyhop mode Proxy loadout uh?
At least the camo is cool
I mean, how do you advance without being in that range? Do you just hang back behind teammates and wait for them to push first? How do you deal with the faster mercs bum rushing you?
>Phantom with a sniper rifle
Jesus Christ how
>Guys face looks like Skyhammer
>Is that the fucking Timick?
>Armor is exactly like Bushwhackers
>Looks almost like London in Dirty Bomb
>Wow kek 10 aswell
>Hood guys look like Vasili with a mask
>Chick aside from the face looks like has the body and armor of Nader
>LITERALLY FUCKING PHANTOM IS IN THE GAME
I also found this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7KAv10wrro
>Literally Bushwahckers turrets
I knew SD were incompetent but this is beyond what I thought they were.