-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
The reason Cosmo feels the way he does is because the only food he consumes soylent. Soylent contains not-insignificant quantities of phytoestrogens.
This, combined with literally no exercise and a grotesque sedentary lifestyle means a severe testosterone deficiency and estrogen abundance.
So this made him feel like he was a woman, to which he reacted by taking steps to feel even more like one.
Speedrunners and gamers in general have no idea how to take care of themselves. Eating fucking McDonalds and candy all day while sitting in a chair or laying on a bed playing video games for 18 hours is extremely hard on your body.
Go to a site specially for handicapped people, most of them allow healthy people to register too. They and extremely fat girls are pretty much the only ones that would settle for you, when you are still a permavirgin at this point.
Some games are more fun on NG+ for various reasons.
The only games where NG+ is objectively shit in my opinion are RPGs because what's fun about going through the game with 99999 in all stats?
>in most cases
And in some cases the NG+ is better because you can do more strats earlier because you have the means to do said strategies earlier due to having everything unlocked already.
Hi friends, I haven't come here since I stopped speedrunning like a year ago except for the occasional marathon hype. I was reading EnNopp's chat and apparently Cosmo's a tranny now? What the fuck happened?
So Cosmo just popped up on my Twitch alerts again - I forgot I had followed him.
Why did he change his account name to Narcissa and why is it in sub mode 24/7 now? I remember back then one of the reasons why I watched his stream was because I could chat and be chill with him and the other viewers, but now it's always on sub mode?
why the fuck are people promoting that shit pile of a marathon called JRTA2? it is literally a marathon to raise money for their japanese boyfriends to go to agdq so they can suck their dicks. i'd even say donating to JRTA is worse than donating to PCF.
Started watchin Narcissa's stream.
It's just a 100% normal boring Cosmo Smash stream.
I don't know why I expected something different.
>Marathon with high quality runs trying to raise money for skilled runners from a morally superior nation.
>Shitshow to raise money for degenerate memerunners that want to smoke week in a hotel all week.
this is exactly what is wrong with the community. you don't need to fucking raise money for a cause to do a marathon.
why the fuck didn't JRTA just do a normal marathon with no donations like the bestofNES did? #rks and the collective are just as cancerous as GDQs are now.
wonder how much shit a group of people would get to run a marathon to raise money to send narcissa and other trannies to AGDQ so they could suck their dicks? JRTA is pretty much that and that's acceptable.
Cosmos chat and tumblr in general boil down to two people.
- fucked up people who want other people to suffer in their pain and thus celebrate.
- SJW otherwise normal people who have taken the idea of "cat lady" to societal levels. People like Cosmo give them social brownie points for signaling in a positive way no matter how fucked up.
Either way, it's cultish behavior. It's the feminine version of the "nice guy." Sweet to get their way. They're only nice because they get brownie points socially.
Women's lib was a massive mistake. We now live in a matriarchy that runs on emotion and not reason (female vs male thinking) and celebrates mental illness like a cat lady "cares for" 200 starving cats.
What pronoun do I use for Cosm-... I mean Narcissa?
>look @ my twitch follows
>Cosmo is now a woman
God. Damn it.
You know how like sometimes a person will have a feminine trait (like nail painting, long, feminine hair) and you'll be like "Okay, that's kinda weird but I guess I'll run with it."
Those guys always turn out to be either gay or trans. Siglemic is next.
do you think cosmo does the tranny voice at chipolte and starbucks?
L-Look what I found in our apartment guys! It's honestly not mine!
Reminder that she tweeted that she preferred guys who look like girls and thus it can be inferred that she's forced Cosmo to begin transitioning.
Honestly, anal isn't for everyone. I've heard guys and girls all talk about how they hate it, it feels awful, and uncomfortable. Then others, including myself, love the feel and instantly go nuts from it. It might just be something that isn't for you. Or maybe you're starting out too strong and aren't doing things that would be considered for "beginners". I recommend an anal training kit maybe.
>Cosmo is a girl now
I guess my hopes of ever getting the "old" streams back have gone out the window.
How long is it going to take for this shit to blow over? Admittedly I was loving the shitposting the first hour or two after the tweet was made but now who gives a fuck? The person has been dead to me since they stopped running Wind Waker so why should I care?
No one sane would ever play the same singleplayer game over and over. Runners for "random" games like binding of isaac would be actually the normal people if they stopped running on only 1 cherrypicked seed.
Cosmo is gonna be even more irrelevant after a few weeks. All the normies are unfollowing him, he loses followers every time I refresh his page and the tranny sympathizers will leave within a few weeks.
He just talked about it yesterday or so. Before mario maker he was coming by, not making money but also not losing money with streaming.
Now he is swimming in dosh and of course is blwoing it on buying manga and technical stuff.
12k? From fucking WHAT?
Looking at the other tweets, I imagine this person is from Europe, and college/health care are almost non-issues financially there.
No idea if payday loan sharks and those sorts of parasites exists there like they do in America, though..
Watching this with narcis facecam, seeing the mimic; it feels way strabnger and unsettling to me than the depri smash streams with black&white cam.
I can sense a suicide coming in the next few months.
good luck, all the hobbies are full of them. you can't escape what society has become. at least with speedrunning you can just stay at home in your room and just play video games and not care.
well ok, but at least the twitter drama was related to speedrunners or speedrunners doing something stupid.
>COSMO HAS LITERALLY BECOME A TRANNY
you just can't come back from that. 90% of every thread will be about him now. always and forever. i think our only hope is if he kills himself
Nah sorry, I never followed the guy on twitch. Just did some occassional refreshing now like an anon earlier said and the numbers always go down. At least the speed got a little slower now.
Is she secretly a bitch?
In one of the earlier threads someone said she got rid of her Twitter because she didn't want to be nice to everyone anymore.
Kid of funny to believe a wannabee social worker could be a shady bitch.
would winning the nintendo world championships have prevented this?
I really doubt he can overcome the impact of that rejection in his curent state of mind.
mate, let's be real. If he turned sub mode off he'd have to ban hundreds of y_ stream monsters every hour, and to do that he'd need mods, which he has none anymore, who would likely ban anyone who said anything that wasn't hugbox as fuck. There's nothing surprising about him using sub mode. few people are going to pay $5 just to shitpost.
we almost broke 183k boys
>cosmo looks, sounds, acts feminine
>he announces he's transitioning
>he's manly now
You can't speedrun jrpgs...nope, the magic is gone.
>these kiddies acting like srg was any good pre cosmo drama
the peak of srg was back during the constant adrian posting, whenever cosmo is being posted about here is when this place is actually good tbqh
Why don't most guys who transition try to become spunky short haired tomboys
Those would be easier to pass off as instead of busty long haired hour glass figures, plus they make my dick harder
>the peak of srg was back during the constant adrian posting, whenever cosmo is being posted about here is when this place is actually good tbqh
this 100%. best /srg/ has been since horror
>cosmo acts bravely
tppshuffled out and buried
>mfw the lizard meme is true
fuck the parents. where the fuck are cosmo's friends? he needs his REAL friends to step up and talk to him about this shit. Why the fuck would you go out and go through this shit while youre depressed? His friends should know that this shit isnt right and he isnt thinking right to be going out and doing something thats going to end up making him more depressed in the long run. its more disgusting that people are congratulating this shit knowing that he's STILL depressed and has been since the beginning of the year. this some bullshit.
Popular speedrunners don't actually have genuine friends. They're only friends with other speedrunners and it's not to be friends it's to try and further their own gain and reputation. There's no real communciation, there's no real exchange of thoughts or camaraderie, it's all just nuthugging and instant gratification feel good replies that could be sold on Hallmark cards for speedrunners.
When you think about it, speedrunners are the loneliest people in gaming.
Popular trans don't actually have genuine friends. They're only friends with other trans and it's not to be friends it's to try and further their own gain and reputation. There's no real communciation, there's no real exchange of thoughts or camaraderie, it's all just nuthugging and instant gratification feel good replies that could be sold on Hallmark cards for trans
When you think about it, trans are the loneliest people in gaming.
Grind monkeys don't actually have genuine friends. They're only friends with other speedrunners and it's not to be friends it's to try and further their own gain and reputation. There's no real communciation, there's no real exchange of thoughts or camaraderie, it's all just nuthugging and instant gratification feel good replies that could be sold on Hallmark cards for speedrunners.
When you think about it, grind monkeys are the loneliest people in gaming.
Stream monsters don't actually have genuine friends. They're only friends with other stream monsters and it's not to be friends it's to try and further their own gain and reputation. There's no real communciation, there's no real exchange of thoughts or camaraderie, it's all just nuthugging and instant gratification feel good replies that could be sold on Hallmark cards for stream monsters.
When you think about it, stream monsters are the loneliest people in gaming.
those trannies are some of the fakest people I've ever seen in my life. theres nothing worse than fake friends. all these fake ass trannies are gonna dip soon after time passes and hes gonna realize soon that this decision is going to alienate so many from watching him and hes gonna be worse off than he was before the decision. I wont be surprised if he gets suicidal if he really goes through with this.
Not only is "only bitches and neets visit 4chan" a meme, it is also projection.
In other words a feminine form of thought process (projection) of a feminine state of mind (neet, bitch)
will cosmanne's number one nuthugger join the cult next?
No, I'm not angry with her for doing this, nobody would choose to be a trans, but I guess the idea was 'get it out of the way'. I don't think it was a GOOD idea to do it all at once, but meh.
I can't decide between WH 40k Space Marines or Magica to try to run. Anyone tried these before?
it's more than that
I took this screencap yesterday. Right now he's at 182,971
>act like a weirdo
>surprised when people are weirded out
Why does this have to be any phobia? If somebody was a crazy murderer you'd probably avoid contact with them even with having a previous relationship.
This is a speedmessage about the speedrunning community. Speedrunning in 2015 is terrible. This isn't caused by it being bigger or people taking donations. It's caused by streaming personalities.
In 2010 when I joined this community it was filled with nerds who enjoyed gaming for the games. What happened to this is not like a small town growing, but instead a city being uprooted by business offices. Trihex is a business. Narcissa is a business. Iateyourpie is a business. GDQ LLC is a business.
Corporate sheeple have been flowing in for years since this trend started. Now, those people who have put their heart and soul into this hobby are faced with depression. The speedblues is getting them down in a major way. The thirst for times and the thirst for timesavers is neverending, and that one guy is going to beat your time. Guaranteed. Accomplishments become meaningless. Past times spent grinding out runs with an outdated route becomes a sad memory. The community is hollow -- but it's also a bottomless pit of wonderful numbers and great organization for an arbitrary mess of categories!
How can we change this? Stop competing. Stop racing. Stop being focused on world records. Stop subscribing. Stop creating subcommunities within subcommunities. Love the game.
Are you watching sports or are you enjoying a game?
There are exactly 30 melons on each stage, they are like the red coins for the "100%" route of YS.
The design flaw lies within the fact that one cannot find the "coins" by fully exploring the level, many melons need to be detected by sniffing completely arbitrary areas. Without a guide, it would probably take 30-40 minutes to fully sniff a single stage. This is discounting time spent screaming in rage from the terrible sound effects and awful gameplay.
Any% doesn't really work in this game due to the fruit mechanic. All melons works as a speedrun category, but is not possible in casual play due to horrible game design.
Some people are going to point that Joden no longer has the WR and that Guinness is behind the times, silly to use in 2015 etc. Something I find interesting, though, is an error that is brought about by the arrogance of the speedrunning community, including /r/speedrun, that many here didn't even notice.
If you take a look about 25 seconds into the video, you'll see Joden's "WR" certificate. Notice anything blatantly wrong? The time? The runner? How about: the actual game?
Joden never had, and probably never will have, WR in OoT (1998). The trick used in the current "any%" run is an emulator bug that does not work in OoT (1998), and was performed on an emulated release put out in 2007.
Why does this matter? Well, when the Wii 23 VC's OoT (2050) has a bug that allows you to wrong warp from Link's room at the start to the credits, under the current community standard that is the OFFICIAL OoT (1998) world record. Do you see any problem with that? Most people on /r/speedrun do not for whatever reason. Just think about it. No one is going to count the OoT 3D WR as the OoT (1998) WR, so why is OoT (2007)'s WR acknowledged as such? It is obviously a different game given the tricks used.
Such inconsistencies have torn apart other gaming communities, and I sincerely hope the OoT community comes to some sort of agreed upon standard before it is to late, and the record is seen as a meaningless joke contingent on glitches in future, separate releases.
so what's the story with this guy?
yaru are you a fag (not a pretty cool guy) or a pretty cool guy
Official list of boys that don't belong here
Feel free to add to the list.
he's the literal definition of a grind monkey, worse than anyone that's been shitposted about here.
never looks for strats, never times new routes or strategies for himself, never knows much about the game besides the tricks he's learned, literally just copies what everyone else does and grinds runs for a good time.
not on /srg/'s Official TrueSRG list already
has he done anything retarded recently? last time i watched he was doing some nice sonic heroes
pic related + tripfaggotry. removed from /srg/'s ONLY official TrueSRG list
he's in a mother fucking band you RETARD he's /srg/
Like me? Give me a tip. Don't like me? ...Give me a tip. Help me get to AGDQ, I could use the dosh
NO DONATIONS ON /SRG/ TEAM REEEEE sorry caveman, have fun with /v/
not on the list already
it's ion fuck you
mad sketchy but he came through for us. studio if you're reading this i hope you help out with srg6 and keep being a pretty cool guy
he accepts donations, so TrueSRG does not accept him. sorry AA don't take it personally
ALL criticisms welcome. ALL of them. (except ones hating based zachsk)
nah bruh ppl like this never write this shit in any public venue because they're scared. mostly projecting insecurity lmao. you need see ppl like you writing this shit on twitter because you're scared your stream monsters will dislike you if they see the post
>yeah but you gotta put in the effort to actually make a list
you act like it's hard. it takes maybe five minutes to make a list and the butt hurt is worth it in the end. it's so easy to sway people with these things because literal whos take them seriously
if you're implying i have insecurity then fine: I'm Cronikeys. I run speedrun.tv. I edit the /srg/ speedrun.tv list for all of you. I let you all decide who is on there.
I don't like people who take donations.
http://api.speedrun.tv/speedteam/list.txt here you go bud and enjoy now calling me a namefag and whatever else. Fuck witwix, fuck everything, and fuck you I hate you. GDQ is retarded. Mikuyama isn't ill. Speedrunning is fucked
any other streammonsters wanna room together for NASA? :3
remove pyatters until xhe removes the donate button
It's beyond pathetic how his whole identiy is being /srg/
He would probably kill himself if anything happened to this general
OFFICIAL SPEED GIRL TIER ATTRACTIVENESS TIER LIST
2. Kariohki (for having huge, well shapen natural boobage)
3. Mayushii (same reasons as above)
9002. goobi (not speed related but a massive annoyance)
9003. Narcissistic (cosmowright)
honorable mention: essentia for being a cute momma
Feel free to post more girls/feedback!
I can agree with this. I think kazooiegirl should be higher for being really cute, but knocked points for taking seizures on stream and dating a literal tattoo'd prison escapee
I cant get over Kazooiegirl's nose
its like too round or something I dont know exactly what it is
UPDATED SPEED BABE LIST:
3. Kariohki (for having huge, well shapen natural boobage)
4. Mayushii (same reasons as above)
9002. goobi (not speed related but a massive annoyance)
9003. Narcissistic (cosmowright)