<Damage Control> - Alliance
<Salty Dogs> - Horde
>Who do I whisper to join <Guild>?
• /who <guild>
>Why isn't [guild] in the OP?
• It's not a /nosg/ guild
• It's a dead guild
• It's a joke guild
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Previous Thread: >>121308990
Nah, im better than pretty much all of you i just need to get decent gear first so i dont get 1 shotted
>N-no I won't f-fight you guise. You're so much s-stronger than me.
>I'll just laugh at you, pretending like I'm better than you guise when I clearly aren't.
This is you right now.
>warsong queue pops
>window disappears, nothing happens
>click enter game on the minimap icon a few times
>log back in
>wsg loading screen
>in org with deserter
>god damn fuck shit
>trumpets go DADADA
>The Alliance flag was picked up by xxxxx!
>rep for flag cap
>see tucker pick up flag and get rekt
this is amazing
I'm not really surprised about guilds dying. I do think because of the lower pop that the pve server will end up with only 2 or 3 legit guilds and some pugging related to that. I'm ok with that because I suck at pvp and am a care bear.
oh hey johnny whats up
its just casual lvling guild
Lord of Pepperoni, Saviour of Sauce, Champion of Cheese, Noble of Dough,
Pizza King Glaston can not and will not be defeated
Shut the fuck up retard
>you guys take vanilla pvp seriously
Yea, if you dont then why are you playing here?
The only people who hate on vanilla pvp are the people who don't understand it and the people who are bad at it.
Here to play casually since I don't know what else to play. I just watched that lvl 57 rogue take 80% of that lvl 60s hp in one attack and now everyone's shitting on him for it. I think theres still fun to be had in pvp but pretending like vanilla is even remotely balanced is a lafn a haf.
lmao this is a MMO catered to 2004 casuals, they made extremely impactful design decisions based on lore and your damage can vary from 2000-3000 in 3 seconds to literally zero based on RNG.
It takes skill to put yourself in a situation where he can't do that. It's what the rogue class does, he should be able to properly avoid him. It's not like he didn't know what class he was facing. Use tactics.
And if the rogue is still alive by the time returns come up you've done something wrong.
There is literally no reason to use RoF on a rogue. Let him CS you and just succy stun him, Jesus Christ.
YOU HAVE DEATH COIL FOR A REASON
IT'S SO YOU CAN CHAIN FEAR HIM AND GET YOUR LIFE BACK
I had just hit 60 and had like, 2.6k hp or some shit. Glaston also had a high end damage dagger and was cold blood spec, so he can easily chunk anybody's HP when he blows all his big cooldowns like that.
Glaston is pretty good at not getting caught by AOE/ I'm shit at catching his xd and even if I did unstealth him he'd probably just gouge me straight up and the end result would be the same.
Since this argument is based off of that meme webm you'd notice that it's an undead rogue, which has a seduce/fear break that also makes them immune for 5 seconds, along with a trinket that breaks fear/seduce so even thinking of using a succubus or fearing is absolutely fucking r e t a r d e d.
Also, I just re-matched Glaston and we ended 2/1 in my favor, so take that as you will, I guess.
I dare you to find me a sexiest motherfucker out there
Anyone from Salty Dogs remember this Snozirp guy?
>tfw I got kicked from DS (the best guild on the server) because I disagreed with leadership
Daily reminder that Notadorf is a whiny little bitch who can't handle getting ganked
DPS warriors are beasts. In raids, our top DPS is always between a VisKag/BB rogue and BRE 2H fury. Unless if there is a fight that favours ranged.
The issue with "DPS Warriors" is that a lot of them refuse to tank while leveling, when you just need a shield and you're good to go.
When we gave Head of Ony to one warrior in our guild, telling him to grab the tanking trinket just in case he needs to tank Harbinger or Majorhomo, or Garr fights and he took the neck, saying he doesn't tank, we gkicked him cause he disobeyed the raid lead, tank leader, melee dps leader.
Bottom line, DPS warrios can do top dps. But if they are not willing to tank in 5mans or off tank an add in raid for 2 minutes, they are memes and shitters.
Some people just are like that. They lack something essential within themselves and try to fill that void with the attention of others.
I wouldn't care so much if they'd use tripcodes so they could be hidden, but the there are always people who will respond to them regardless, dragging the whole threads down to their level.
I personally don't give two flying fucks about any of these personalities, but sometimes it gets overwhelming not to get irritated with them, but know that if I do respond to them then I'll be the part of the problem.
are you stupid or just retarded?
Not a warrior, just can tell decent leadership from the retards who are capable of making shitty guild.
Trust me if your guild kicked a potentially good dos just because he refused to tank, your guild is shit. Especially how you said 'for disobeying'.
>b-but I'm a leader, everyone do as I say
>Wanting to play Druid or Paladin
While both are very much needed in many raids, why would you let yourself become a bitch who can't do anything else than heal at current content? At least ferals has a small chance of tanking in ZG if decently geared (Which no guild in their right mind will do anyway as it only came about it Vanilla guilds where the Druid class leader was tired of healing), but Paladins will forever be healers until Hyjal rolls about.
They're both shit in 1v1 PvP as well, unless you use every meme item there is and exploit damage like FF.
It wasn't his first offense against the guild. Ragequits from guild 5man runs for not getting loot almost got him kicked. Pushing for his selfish needs just tipped the scale. Same like when we benched people for lying about their spec and going in with PvP spec into raids.
please no rollbackplease no rollbackplease no rollbackplease no rollbackplease no rollbackplease no rollbackplease no rollbackplease no rollbackplease no rollbackplease no rollbackplease no rollback
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!
>he doesn't parry/block with his bow while stabbing people with arrows
Not him but our guild has a similiar caster group.
Moonkin can do some good damage on short fights but they really start to get problems on 3+ minutes even with all mana consumables.
>Replying to an obvious /wowg/ troll
Please stop posting.
>Do simple escort mission
>Find another dwarf master race
>Get another priest
>Hordes start attacking to conquest the escort
>We grow in numbers and we win
>Hordes attacks again
>We grow in numbers and we win
>Suddenly we a Alliance platoon demoshiling everything that comes on sight
This is why i love vanilla
The quest doesn't work you duffus.
>Wreck faces with group even high level hordes who come to rescue horde babys
>Theres actually two escorts so the gorup splits
>Typical horde pussy druid lvl60 starts killing my mates
>Spot Rexxar, that faggot chages mea nd kills me
Let that be a lesson..
Individually we are weak, like a single twig, but as a bundle we form a mighty faggot
Id like you to accept the bet, then we can settle on how much money we are talking about, horde or ally side doesn't matter and then you will be able to see my stats, gear, DPS on bosses [cause fuck trash DPS]. I am still here and waiting. Providing any pictures for someone who didn't manage to level to 60 or get any gear isn't worth while, but if there is gold on the line, I'll gladly oblige.
>ferals has a small chance of tanking in ZG if decently geared (Which no guild in their right mind will do anyway)
>every guild is getting a feral tank for ZG
You're a fucking idiot, having a feral tank for ZG can make some bosses extremely easy
hi gamers i think im done posting here for a few reasons
Most of you have no idea how the game works and reading your idiotic post just give me a headache
This general is full of sub 60s and dragonslayers, not really any pvp oriented players here.
i have better things to do than read this shit and try to explain things to some of the "lesser" skilled players here who think they know what they are talking about
sorry but im to good for this general, cya FAGS
Message me when in r10 if you want to set up a duel
Your pretty much the only other good pvper here
Only time you will see me post from now on is if I want to share my montages
Any other people saying there me after this post are imposters
>unless you use every meme item there is and exploit damage like FF
>not using meme items
>not using undetectable feral dmg exploits
>hi gamers i think im done posting here
>Lndi gets back
>Keker leaves thread
Is he so afraid he will get keked again. First tank keks him in DPS in Convulsion, then another tank keks him for a slut.
old screenshots, the frenchies literally thought i was using a dmg exploit
what i did was
>use Dartol's Rod of Transformation
>enter cat form
>remove dartol buff by right clicking on icon
you're still in cat form, but you appear to be in normal form (like noggenfogger is supposed to work like).
>frenchies think my cat dmg is now scaling off my 2h wep cuz i'm running around in "normal form" swinging it
>instantly gives me a 7 day ban and last warning with no investigation at all
>tfw got nostalrused
there is no bug
it's a meme
>only captain no dad did because he was using it to hide his exploit
there is no dmg exploit, there never was
i probably just ganked that GMs alt and he wanted revenge
reminder that i was already famous 2-3 weeks after release
>never been in a good guild
>never had a good rank
>died to some of the biggest shitters on the realm
>has to pay for raid boosts and premade boosts
>has no dad and lives in sweden
its so funny how even tucker is better than you
you sound upset anon ;P
sounds like you're jelly that i get to raid with <NOPE> and you don't
C U C K !
Funny thing is I'm actually in NOPE and we laugh at you in guild chat, especially after your performance last raid. Ever wondered why nobody in NOPE wants to do shit with you outside of pugs?
Because you're fucking terrible!
>i get to raid with NOPE
The only NOPE you got is the reply to your application you fatherless autist
>all those autistic memes in the application
>Funny thing is I'm actually in NOPE and we laugh at you in guild chat
M A D
C U C K
samefag more glacies
I can barely stand playing another class, nothing can compete with the utility and fun of a Druid. Especially while leveling, like holy shit. Fun as fuck.
Stealth, Innervate, Free Hearthstone, Roots, Versatility. I've fucking tanked dungeons as a healer, you can swap with absolute ease from a healer to a warrior to a rogue. How can't you love it?
Druids make fine healers in PvP. Insect Swarm is good vs any Physical DPS class, casters are easy to kill as 24/0/27 with decent gear. I don't understand why you think Druids are bad.
Please check out my alliance paladin PvP video please
whoever the fuck you are gaybar you deserve to get aids, that fucking song has been stuck in my head all week.
you can say kek again without word filter?
The NE starting zone is SO FUCKING DEPRESSING! I can't level in this place, I just can't. But I'm a druid and I need to stay here until at least level 10 to do my bear quest. FUCK ME UP!
>tfw all you want is a girlfriend but you havnt ever even held hands or kissed a girl so you play wow and watch anime all day
I feel so empty inside, like a pit of depression.
God i hate my life
>activision blizzard will no longer report World of Warcraft subscriber numbers
THAT FUCKING DAMAGE CONTROL.
I couldn't wait to see the subs fall below 2 mil in Legion
Oh wait, shit you were talking about the charm. If you see the action bars I pressed it the second I was immobilized. Pretty sure that's just ping that made it so late.
Yep. My friends always ask when I'm getting a girlfriend. Apparently because I like to play sports that means I should have one when in reality I lose my spaghetti at the sight of one.
>Take care of hygiene
>Ordinary clothes: Jeans, White shirt, black jacket-shirt
>Approach some good looking girl in a bar/club
>"Hi. The name's [Insert your name here]."
>Give her the kind of smile you make when you think "I'm going to fuck her tonight"
>Make her carry the conversation by constantly being the one asking questions, but be smooth about it. Don't get too personal.
>Body contact and lightly joke with her. If she enjoys your hand on her hand/arm or she laughs at most of your jokes, you're in the home stretch.
It really isn't that hard if you try it, and if you get rejected, so what? Every guy in history has been rejected at some point. Move on to the next girl.
I think the problem is senpai I'm just ugly
Where else are you going to find a girl? The Library? The Supermarket?
If you're ugly, work on your charm and personality. As long as you can talk her into it, it's easy pickings.
Then you deserve to be alone.
literally anyone on 4chan could get a disgusting Dee looking whore at a club
>Go to the club
why would anyone do this when they can log onto nostalrius like a normal fucking nerd is beyond me jesus christ what are they doing to themselves.
this was announced today?
they actually said that?
so since I got the onyxia buff for the who knows time while leveling I've
rolled up weed
made a pizza
delivered letters ingame
and now it's gone rate blog thx
>haven't played in months
I thought they fixed this shit a while ago?
The ship was invisible, and my leap of faith proved poor results in trying to board the ship.
I was stuck running between the ship and dock the next time the ship came around, but had time to relog and get on board properly.
>theres a big tower with some stairs
it's like, what, 10 to 15 minutes out of your life to improve the quality of your life indefinitely or as long as you're going to play.
seems like a logical train of thought.
for a shitter.
>better than the blue tunic
just get a health enchant on it.
Survival in PvE and farming DM for it gives good xp. Blackened defias is always going to be better than Tunic for leveling purposes, but if you can't get it or refuse to farm for it, by all means, go for Tunic.
I've heard the exact opposite, that Tunic is always going to be massively better than Defias for the sole reason it gives so much agility which gives so much crit it's ridiculus. I've even seen a warrior use it at some level ~30 because it's apparently so good at what it does.
He had Triprunner Dungarees for that agility too, which I also thought was fucking crazy
Best PvP and best honor/rank system(casuals and shitters will disagree)
Very good raids coming out in the future(aq/naxx)
Actually feels like an mmorpg instead of lobby simulator
A warrior in his 30's using the tunic? That's one big noob you're making an example out of, t b h f a m.
Stick with healing and let people who know about stats be tanks and dps, 'kay?
Paladins can PvP pretty damn well with reckoning+ret spec. You have probably the best soloability in the game provided you know what you're and pack your engineering trinkets/swiftness potions. Don't even need great gear because reckoning can fuck shit up so well. Unless you're going up against like a geared UD spriest or something you should be relatively fine.
You will never lose to a melee.
The point of ZG is to provide gear that stitches the gap between preraid and some of the earlier 40mans. If we aren't already doing half pugs or something by the time ZG comes out, we'll definitely get our ticket to start raiding then because most of our current regulars will be 60 and geared and ready to start the whole raid process. From there we'll obviously move on to doing more of the later raids, though we'll probably have to host some pugs to complement our core group.
How does it feel to act so retarded you're easily confused with Tucker by the way?
If it ever gets to that point we'll probably just stop raiding, but in the meantime we can solve any problems with a shortage of raiders by pugging. It will have been worth it to raid with 4chan I feel.
You can stop trying now.
I'm Yukiku, Trust me, 12 hour shifts just fuck you up to the point where you just don't give a shit what you're doing, just as long as it isn't packing coleslaw or running lines
>join WSG premade on a whim
>entire enemy horde team is loaded on the most expensive flasks, juju, and potion buffs in the entire game
>every single one of them also has a lockrock and a max lvl health potion
>they also spam gouge becuase lolnodiminishing returns
well, never doing that again. talk about no fun allowed.
Kekled confirmed for assblasted /pol/tard.
Daily reminder that horde is full of retards and edgy kids and that even the guild leader of Salty Dogs wants people to reroll Alliance
which is more populated with /nosg/ playersin order to consolidate /nosg/'s playerbase.
Anyone telling you otherwise is a Salty Dog or otherwise horde member trying to keep their guild from dying yet again
Relan is killing Salty Dogs
WE WERE LITERALLY BACK
Somebody stop this mad man!
Lndi 2.0 confirmed
>Daily reminder that horde is full of retards and edgy kids
you have notadorf, you have finalflash, you have ogfucker, you have lindi, you have asscobra, you have gamer. Need i name more? all the cancers are literally all in Damage control pretending to be nice funni gui's.
Oh, and let's not forget
Yarrick, Ayylmoa, Pawkins, AUTISMLORD
Jesus, it's almost like both factions have their fair share of retards because it's unavoidable in a WoW private server
I wasn't fond of Assad the Cobra at first but he seems fine other than his spewing about Glaston being a guild killer
Gamer aka Glaston is fine he flipflops alot on what he wants to do in games though.
Lndi is a nice guy and killed BnB for the greater good.
shut the heck up glacier
Relan is killing Salty Dogs because he rerolled Druid on Alliance.
Yarrick is just always mad
Aylmoa is a very kind person
Pawkins is a cool dude and willing to help out alot
Autismlord I don't know how I feel about him
>be casual member of Axiom
>gets called a meme guild full of normies
>make a horde alt
>Barrens chat is 100% ironic shit posting
>no matter what zone I go into there's nothing but utter faggots talking
>go back to alli
he calls glaston a guildkiller because he is a guildkiller. he's killed every guild the salty core has been in so far.
you're trying too hard to not sound like glacies.
Ok those posts weren't even me I tried to be friends with you guys in the TS and all you did was troll me and make fun of me for being mexican calling me a fat bean
it's not cool I just wanted to have a good time and you ruined it I'll keep coming back to give Glaston a chance at free pizza when you pay him to ban me again faggots
Lndi kicked everyone from Banter because the guild leader disappeared and he 'wanted to give everyone a fresh start'
Reasonable I guess since nobody could just promote a new GM, though a ticket might've solved the problem.
Autism kicked the bucket because Pureblood died, and then Glaston/Chickenlord started the new guild and invited everyone. Then Chickenlord left and now we're waiting to implode because Glaston is the GM. If and when that happens, we'll probably reform a new guild over a day or so.
He demoted me because I fiddled with his GMOTD changing it from "Salty Dogs is literally dead" to Salty Dogs is literally back
I just level characters atm I'm playing Undead Warrior after this It's Fem nelf Hunter for RP Ashenvale ganking
I came back after realizing I didn't want to raid on a Paladin and will be leveling a nelf hunter soon
Their is literally two guilds
Damage Control for Alliance
Salty Dogs for Horde
both have active players although DC has more people so more memers
Also Pureblood didn't die he just quit and was a shitlord who made it so officers couldn't kick so when FF invited a million randoms we couldn't remove
I had a feeling he didn't die, and that you guys schemed it all up to make a new guild. I was and am still worried though why do you have to play with my emotions like this
throw out a shout in the guild chat when you come back, I'll promote you back up bb
It's a testament to our resilience
Dungeons won't carry themselves
desu Glaston had no part in the Pureblood Overdosed shit I saw he hadn't been on in like 3-5 days and was like this will be funny
and then FF invited a million randoms so new guild was the best choice plus Boku no Autism was a stupid name and having any form of non subtle meme in the guild name is a bad idea
What the hell is up with all of this shit-flinging and name-calling?