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people who are still legitimately angry about vox being on the station must be fucking retarded given there's like, one of them per round.
literally seeing more grays these days than vox
Well, it's true about most of the vox players being good.
Ironically enough it's almost always been this way, usually the vox players are the most competent and have their shit together.
And the people who whine about vox and yell "GAS DA BOX :-DDDD" every round (adam ulysses) are usually fucking awful players
Wasn't exactly a fuckup, but I latejoined as roboticist one round and went to the chemist to ask for sulphuric acid and just as I got his attention, someone saniced in out of nowhere, stunned me, dragged me away and converted me to the cult, and then DRAGGED ME RIGHT BACK WHERE I WAS and woke me up, and I couldn't say anything about what just happened. The chemist was just like, "WTF?" and I couldn't even acknowledge it or else I'd be breaking the rules.
Most awkward moment ever.
wasnt really my embarressment
>cult round in medbay
>newbie cult eventually chloral-converts me after staring at me all round
>eventually catch the HoS during a radstorm and start to take out that implant to give him the business
>secborg opens the door and stares at me for like what feels like years judging me silently as i slowly try to remove the implant
>guy who culted me is also in the room
>keep trying to subtly tell him to law2 the borg to leave
>finally yoink the implant out
>idiot other cultist drops the rune RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BORG
>secborg goes apeshit
>we both fumble around a tiny room with a secborg trying not to get shot
>inevitability get caught
>borg smashes my head into the ground while my coworker leaves a trail of spaghetti out of surgery
About three weeks ago I said we had the borgs subverted but security is aware of our presence over the fucking radio.
The cult was doing perfectly with no mistakes and everyone was doing a great job. Up until that point.
I will never live that down in my head. I wrote ; instinctively without being consciously aware.
I'm the one who put down the rune
>usually the vox players are the most competent and have their shit together.
>and it's usually this one guy I hate who yells about GAS DA BOX
You see, I keep my opinions about the game here in the thread and not in the game.
One person doesn't represent the rest of us.
Is making the captain have long green hair as a reference to Sarah Johnson too far?
Not my #1 most embarrassing moment, but way up there for sure:
>The most amazingly fortunate Tator Shaft Miner shift ever: got all minerals delivered to science and my D-Drill 8 minutes into the shift, quickly stole HOS jumpsuit
>Found Firebird and cruised through space, grabbed EMP grenades from derelict and gave all the phazon to the roid to some buzzing derelict MoMMI
>Rob the armory, hear the AI say it wasn't able to see who did it
>Head to tcomsat
>Prepare to dump 3 master trainer belts (I got the bonus TC for that shift) into the teleporter set for the bridge
>Buy second and third belts
>Glitch happens which causes the other belts to instantly drop, all mobs to appear, and go hostile
>12 hivebots spawn on all sides of me
>Hands broken before I can get over the moment of shock
>Killed by own mobs, perfect shift wasted
Sorry if you played that shift and it was boring. I was trying to make something fun for you guys and things went JUST fast.
that isn't what I meant to post, but what ever
is SS13 /vg/ community the closest thing you guys have to friends?
Be honest. THis is Bully free zone. Nerds.
This was a while ago but I remember someone once set the AI and borgs laws to read something along the lines of:
"Only cultists are human. Cultists are [names of every cultist]"
I forgot how but eventually it got stated over radio and cult got fucked, because it didn't have a 'do not state this law'
I tried to put C4 in my labcoat pocket once.
It ended up sticking to me and nearly killing me, if I hadn't thrown off the coat in time.
N-no bully, okay?
Fuck no, you fucking losers LaughMyFuckingAssOff
That was originally made during a "draw OC of ur carocter" when the server crashed for like an hour or two.
I wish they were
>My birthday was 2 days ago
>Friends harassing me to go barhopping again and go to a strip club
SHIT IS EXPENSIVE AND JUST GIVES YOU BLUE BALLS
WHY IS THIS POPULAR?
This is why every time the server lags when I say something in game I get EXTREMELY paranoid that I somehow accidentally said it in OOC or over the wrong channel and it lasts up until what I actually said goes through.
Don't feel bad.
As soon as you don the Imperial Japan headband thing, you can be rest assured in knowing you aren't an actual weeaboo.
It would be over in 5 seconds.
>I got telebombed!
>mfw the entire time
>mfw watching you desperately trying to get the jumpsuit
At least you taught me to remove my exosuit slot item if I ever get C4'd.
As for my most embarrasing moment, I got caught going for my objective (cap laser) 5 minutes into the round and got a tracking implant for my trouble
if I wasn't I wouldn't be wearing this trip.
sorry, I don't work with unity. If I do a ss13 remake it's going to be in a real engine, not some shitty reddit meme.
I'd choose either Doom 1.3 or Cryengine.
Probably Doom because it's easier to work with and is completely open source.
cult rounds make the best stories to tell
thats fucking weird.
Also rev always causes HEADS and SEC to be super butt hurt in OOC.
You can just smell it.
>quickly check door cables
>shock myself near dead 1 minute into round
>limp towards bridge
>hack into captains office 3 minute into round
>AI bolts me in and flushes disposals
>take spare and use hand tele
>ashed in space 5 min into round
Wish all AIs were as competent.
>join as miner
>RD asks if I want a ripley
>a few minutes later go back to bring in my materials
>some other fuckhead stole the ripley despite having just joined and not having done any work yet
>decide I'll just get a diamond drill then
>research isn't done
>no one in science anyway
>can't even finish the research because "unauthorized access"
>end of round
what a shitfest this was
I do nothing but observe for months and chat it up in the thread and OOC.
No matter what, rev is going to make someone butthurt, it's either the heads and sec or the crew and revs.
If you find out it's rev and you're not a rev, yet, and you don't like sec knocking down your door and giving pricking you with a little needle in your neck, then commit suicide because that's what the round will be.
Make that seven
>muscle fetish bird gungans who all do really bad Roman Belic impressions are something worth keeping
>"set the particle accelerator up on your ship and then go mining for half an hour" is a mode worth keeping
actually American, pidorashka.
That's an interesting take on vox.
I've always seen them as this unnecessary JarJar Binks character we're stuck with to sate a few people's obsession with bird mans.
They're twice as big as any other player character and have muscle definition.
Don't tell me it's a "funny coincidence" Zuhayr I know you're the freak of the week around there
When people added greys I fucking warned of how pointless new races were while they would only fuel drama.
Now here we are, where half of the population seriously wants skeletons and are upset because they got used to an overstaying meme option.
Remove all non-human races.
No and I'm glad that's not the case.
If anything the community detracts from the game negatively in a big big way.
>tfw you will never
gangbang Angelite with your spacebros
If you can half decently RP why you have the spear I can safely say that only the most try hard dickhead security would bust you for it. As long as your reasoning isn't unga bunga or spearing some fresh valids.
It's the equivalent of open carrying one of these so yeah.
Just keep the parts in your bag and assemble it on the fly. That's what I do and I've never been given shit about it. Or just use a prod it's a lot more effective and fits in your backpack.
>Assigning vandalism without even knowing what is vandalized
This must be a parody, that's like arresting an assistant for theft because you see he has yellow gloves.
It's literally easier to make a non-reinforced window and smash that for a shard than it is to smash an existing reinforced window.
How about changing
>You are the Assistant.
>As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
>You are the Assistant.
>As the Assistant you answer absolutely to no one. Special circumstances may change this.
I won't arrest you over it.
>picking on some random anon overreacting to me being American and posting cats makes me a buttblasted retard
No one reads that text, but even if they did, that wording is dumb. Assistants are civilians, which put them under the Head of Personnel.
And incidentally, even the captain doesn't get "answer to no one", he gets "answer to Nanotrasen".
It's a shame that double agents are so boring for the crew.
Because I have so much fun during the hunt for my target.
Finally managed to get him out of security after the entire station went to shit and I had to grab him in the lobby, after getting shot at by the hos and changing my identity a dozen times to accomplish certain goals.
>Jakob Jakobson Traitor
scary shit i'm glad that artifact wasn't worse and I rudely walked into chemistry and made myself a 14u hyperzine pill when I did so I could move with magboots on.
We would have been flawless if we had camped out in engineering and caught the guy fucking with the singlo after engineers reported it had been tampered with the first time.
But yeah we had our shit on lock.
yeah. I noticed they were really communicating (And gathering around eachother for meetings often) via the Crew Monitor.
I wanted to comment on it, but I figured bring attention to securities competency might make any trators doin' badnesses more aware.
I dug for 50 minutes to find an artifact and it was just N2O on touch. Pretty boring.
I usually find 3-4 at that point. Bad RNG, man, but I went through with it to cause a bit of chaos.
Found a Happiest Mask, too.
Making people fall down, sleep, and crushing niggas in escape, then making them into shades.
Someone mentioned at round end that everyone was ignoring the deathgasping people at escape and I just wanted to give some insight and perspective as to why. The artifact was creating so much NO2 at escape that it was overpressurizing to the point where anyone not in a hardsuit had gaping wounds on their head and groin. The windows broken open to space and vents were set on emergency, though I think someone kept unsetting the vents because they thought that was what was causing the atmo problem, but it still wasn't enough to release all the pressure from the artifact. The scientist was arrested and the artifact spaced. But the clown thought it would be funny to bring it back into the room. Now everyone was dying and gasping at escape not because of a lack of oxygen but because the open wounds from overpressurization were draining all their blood which causes oxygen loss. No one had bandages and medbay was eaten by the singularity so all anyone could do was watch everyone without a hardsuit die.
Poor Al Liam tried to stop me from breaking the window and depressurizing escape because he didn't realize it.
Yeah, and I found where you stashed the ID in maint near medical. I called over the radio for the detective hoping we could get prints off it and find you but he was gone and it was too late.
That shit all came down to me taking a hyperzine pill. The narrowest of margins and it still killed most of us.
There would have been no point in looking for prints. I changed my identity to the DNA level so I wasn't on the crew manifest.
I was the round start QM, Cole wegbenwhatever, Ticks Shane, a random garble of words when abducting or breaking into high security places.
Had to change identity after ordering a spec ops crate because my Double Agent target was already almost banging on the windows of cargo and my minions were getting suspicious.
Then I had to change it again because I EMP'd multiple places and people got wise to the greyshit with a gas mask.
Then again when the HoS saw through my atmos tech disguise and began shooting lethal shots at me.
Artifacts are scary shit.
I wish I found a better one, and earlier, though.
It's literally slavery anon.
It's the equivalent of stapling someone's nervous system and shocking them when they don't obey.
But instead you do it directly to the brain stem and put them in a mobile metal coffin.
Oh neat, we were looking for you in multiple ways.
We were looking for the guy that emagged into the brig.
We were looking for the QM personally for ordering weapon crates that we confiscated.
And we were looking for the person using the mechanics ID.
>>most die because I can't control the pressure in the room or the amount of light
You can. The amount of light should be obvious.
The pressure, that's trickier: you can connect the tray to an atmos system, like you would a canister, and the plant will take the environment from there. You've got to understand that our current flawed botany system was ported from Bay, where they have a "Research Botanist" scientist title an AN ACTUAL RESEARCH BOTANIST OFFICE that has atmos connectors and access to an incinerator and whatnot.
Or, alternatively, you could just learn xenobotany and never have to deal with that problem again.
Or fuck, just grow the plant anyways, the penalties for wrong light level and pressure are negligible
>You are the double tator
>Fuck yes, start planning an ultimate quizshow.
>A few minutes into my shift, help make some deliveries. Gibbed by suicide tators
>Sit in a brain in the middle of Med for at least a half hour
>Everyone stepping on and over
>Realize that I'm a dead brain, friends tell me there's no hope
>Ghost and become a mouse
>Spawn and immediately die
>Find out I have a couple heads spread around the station
>Someone took my dead brain to Science
Do you even get those rounds where you think fate just doesn't want you to play?
>finally get tator for the first time in about a month
>literally two minutes later, get a phone call from my sister who needs me to drive her to a clinic
>ahelp saying i gotta go and to give my tator status to someone else
>admin gets pissy and passively-aggressively asks why did I even enable antag
>spawn on station as Assistant so I can get up my job to Chef's Assistant
>been playing for quite a while but still not robust in the least
>told by people on station to watch out for the Wizard
>allow Wizard to horse/clown hybrid me when he walks by because at least it's not a fireball
>AI eventually calls upon me and someone else to restore his power
>break into the kitchen and rescue him in his IntelliCard
>break into upload only to see the core locked down
>decide to head to the armory to get weapons
>take too long because 0 Security experience
>the Wizard arrives
>try to shoot him with an empty shotgun because I didn't know where the bullets were
>he knocks me out and drags me to the holodeck
>challenges me to a duel
>win by accidental cheezing because I left my hardsuit on
>spend the next 3 minutes whacking him in the face with a fake sword because I didn't know better
>the ghosties saw
>eventually drag him into a door like the AI asked
>run back through to grab a baton through the door the AI is using to crush the wizard
>AI ends up killing the wizard anyway without much of my help
>left to die in a crit state because I ran through a crushing door
>all the ghosties laugh at me now that I can hear them
J-Just gotta be robust guys!
tried to murderbone everyone in escape by throwing my 12 pokeballs in the room
someone had built a rage cage coming out of escape, right where the shuttle docks
shuttle gibbed me and all my pokemons
>medbay and the bar gets bombed early on but engineering and mommis fix everything
>suddenly FIRE IN THE MAIN HALLWAY
>2 random civs try rushing into medbay but the firelocks stop them while the fire rises
>"HELP ME LET ME IN"
>having to say no and watching them burn
I only came in after the fact, but I managed to make the best of a bad situation
Thank you random assistant for the idea
New foot, yes. At one point a borg a borg can in and went
>You aren't causing harm are y- oh not a human carry on.
Gave me a laugh, hope my fuck up was more funny than annoying.
>go space exploring
>get the retro laser
>get a space pod
>this is fucking great
>run into a large shuttle, not the pirate one, too stupid to realize its the syndie ship.
>some guy is in the cockpit, I wave at him, he is not braindead but doesn't respond
>confidence gained I hack in to realize its filled with syndie shit
>guy that was not braindead wakes up and sees me breaking a window
>try to talk only to get blasted immediately
>he was the last syndie and just fucked around doing nothing for an hour after.
good god I could have ended it if I just secured my valids rather than try to talk.
Other than catching three traitors, saving your butts from the bombers, arresting the gray gang for weapons repeatedly, nearly dying several times, chasing wizards, killing carp and saving assholes from the fire.
>Legitimate threat (Outside of Qii being a lunatic).
We were legit just a few guys that stumbled upon a dead traitor and shared the loot. And Qii went all "righteous against injustice" mode out of rage.
>mfw trying to keep a poker face and not escalate the situation anymore than it already has.
>mfw when he went and started attacking Sec, knowing that they'll use the attack as a justification that ALL of us are Hostile.
>just trying to play it cool.
It didn't get that bad. I mean mostly because I had real shit to do. I would have played along and been the foil to your righteousness but there were traitors eswording each other and blowing up the station. Shit had to get done.
I checked the logs after a conversation and Al Liam was the one who grabbed dat esword and got everyone busted in the first place. If he had just put it in his bag quietly then who knows, none of it would have happened. But I had to hear it, and he wouldn't speak up and say he had it.
So there was a chase, a search (which revealed tons of traitor gear and guns), and later a revenge kidnapping when I left to capture the doctor who had just murdered the Warden..
The worst part of all that was Yahir getting dragged into it because of the company he kept . I told others to give him a free pass earlier in the shift because of how much he helped us stabilize the fucked station.
It was that more than anything else that kept any of the gaygraygang from being brigged at any point for their repeated weapon charges, kidnappings, etc. Little bit of goodwill goes a long way.
I still took the guns off the streets whenever I saw them but that's just what I gotta do unless things are fucked up.
Yeah I figured.
>shitter captain wastes more chumps than the clown
>no borgs to deal with him
>nobody bats an eye at him
FUCK YOU GARY CHIP.
> with out any fucking resistance?
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RESISTING SOMETHING IC, AND REFUSING TO SHIFT+CLICK SOMETHING.
I hope somebody notices this post and lets you know. This is why you are still a wildling
regardless by the time I got to Finn he was in crit, the standard operating procedure at that point was to stick him in cryo, that wasn't possible because the freezer wasn't on, by the time it got cold enough the dude was dead
that aint on me
I started playing back when /v/ first discovered the game, and then took a long, long break. When I came back everything had changed. As Miner, I got a message from the robutticist to come and get a mech, which I did because I hadn't realized how shit mechs are at the time. While standing in the mechbay area with my shiny new mech, and with the roboticist standing right across from me, I discover the new [for me] GUI for mech diagnosis, or wahtever you wan t to call it. I started clicking things like an idiot. Next thing I know, I've dropped my diamond drill right there in front of the guy. Could re-attach it manually, and I was so embarrassed I just sort of... rotated and walked away instead of asking him to re-attach it for me.
>everyone's mad at me
>disarming that goddamn bomb in the test change and another after the ling stung me
also I didn't know paralysis was fucking ranged
Its not. Its the ranged sting lings can get. They activate it, and it makes their next sting ranged at 2 tiles long.
The only reason I lost that fight was I was a dumbass and was using the DNA of a monkeyman with shitty genes, so I had the clumsy gene. I blew up your taser and also stunned myself with the baton due to that.
Otherwise I'd have stunned you, cuffed you, then drug you off.
>join as assistant
>some guy keeps trying to talk to me at the bar
>says he wants to be my friend or some shit
>gives me a burger as a sign of friendship
>it has mutagen in it
>already know where we are going from here
>he takes me to medbay and sleeptoxes me
>kills ginger right in front of Patrick Bateman and drags us right past him into maint
>have to gather a team of maintdwellers to fight the guy who tried to kill me
>decapitate him and clone ginger
>Patrick comes out and acts snippity because i called him a useless cunt for not doing anything
>we argue and a chemist decides to keep trying to turn me into a monkey or something stupid
>eventually the chemist harm syringes me with mutagen and tries to kill me
>attacks ginger in surgery while Patrick does fuckall because "m-m-muh keyboards broke guise, its not like i knew it was already broken and decided to play anyways!"
>eventually organ damage sweeps me from the mutagen
>Patrick tells me "okay you just have some liver damage" and takes me to surgery
>instead of repairing my organs he takes the time to replace every single one of my organs with mechanical ones and fucks up fixing them still
>dying of toxins he tells me "Im glad youre dying" and refuses to heal me
>shuts the surgery door behind him as i collapse from toxins and die
real great admin, 10/10
Now for my point of view
>Medical is a horrid mess due to antag shenanigans
>Two non-antag doctors fucking around with mutagen
I swear this is the same two guys who ban evade just to get off by screwing around with mutagen
>CMO sticks with work without being medical tyrant incarnate despite of all the shittery
>Only other semi functional doctor is too busy doing body transplants with ling victims
>CMO with the full intent to help others preforms surgery on you, something goes wrong
>Too busy spazzing out once the surgery was over instead of calming the fuck down
>CMO tells you to fuck off instead
>Kicks the bucket
This is why I disagree with the recent jobban for a certain someone who enjoys to iron fist medical. Medbay is literally a magnet for ahelp tears when the ride isn't tame enough because that was too messy.
I'm also very tempted to hand out perma jobbans for mutagen shit but it isn't my call. It is getting out of hand, though.
Reminds me of a recent round
>have severe brain damage
why was that ever added
>head on down to medbay
>ring the bell
>oh good he
>walks out and closes the door behind him
>walks back in same thing
>didn't even look at me despite ringing in sight of him
>ask the AI to let me into chem
>make myself some rye
>guy gets all "HUH WHAT WHADDYA DOIN HERE PAL I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHOA WOW HUH"
>give him some shit and walk off
>half an hour in and all he did was make a peel pile in front of medbay, put a bunch of toxic pills on the floor, and tore the bar up like you would not fucking imagine
Not even hyperbole. He literally put straight mutagen labelled "ass" on the floor and never bothered to treat anyone. Even fresh clones who couldn't walk. This was either wednesday or thursday night.
>starting up the singularity manually because AI couldn't do that as fast
>other engineer comes by to help
>set up field&emitters, first wrench all of them, then weld all of them, then turn them on, going in circle
>all is ready, start it up
>other engineer forgot to turn on one of the emitters because of lag
>get back to the engine room, turn it on again
>try to get behind the emitter and get back to control room
>touch the field and get shocked instead
>other engineer tries to drag me out
>dude gets shocked too
>scream in chat for someone to finish setting up SMES since I can't do that on account of being almost dead
>first time hacking as a fugitive clown, no gloves
>cut one door wire, nothing happens
>cut all the remaining wires
>sound cuts off and on, characteristic of lag attack
>get shocked so hard I flew three tiles back and hit reinforced window so hard I instantly got into crit
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this.
I'll talk to the other admins about being way harsher on chemists because I'm so sure we have one or two guys ban evading just to chem griff annually and the rest are being shit in general.
Meanwhile someone gets a jobban for treating bad chemists like literal trash Chemistry goes back to being griff town USA
YOU CAN NEVER WIN HERE
>spreading lube everywhere
He probably thought he was helping people move from place to place faster, as well as allowing wheeled borgs to slide, while proving fun for the clown.
As for the mutagen in the food, this can be explained by artificially quickening evolution, while questionably unethical, his heart was likely in the right place.
>mutagen at roundstart and fucks off
>chloral at roundstart and fucks off
>lube at roundstart and fucks off
>pacid the mechanics analyser when they come for scans
>refusal to help mds or fill fridge
>[02:20:34]ADMIN: PM: ShiggyPiggy/(Patrick Bateman)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): You had something else wrong with you
>[02:20:35]ADMIN: PM: Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger)->ShiggyPiggy/(Patrick Bateman): you killed me and refused to treat me
>[02:20:48]ADMIN: PM: ShiggyPiggy/(Patrick Bateman)->Xevonix/(Yahir Kepplinger): Speaking of which, I even applied bandages to your organs originally
What was this all about?
It was about Yahir's earlier story above - he had significant organ damage, and insisted that 22 lung, 48 liver could be healed with 1 band-aid (which it couldn't considering he also still had mutagen in his system), combined with his autism towards prosthetic organs. I honestly tried to fix him, but at some point I just decided that if he wants to be rude, he might as well find someone else to put up with his shit.
Plus I think he's still frustrated that I call him and Nevill gay.
After a mutagen harm-syringe, I'd recommend water/potass cleaning his system and having lots of anti-tox nearby because you're gonna need to get both toxins down and liver damage down. I don't remember how much damage that liver would do, but tricord and arith (+bicar at the ready) would be good for stacking anti-tox healing.
>TWO POWERSINKS IN MAINT
>can't find a fucking flashlight or firefighter helmet to save my life
>captains gone mad, calling the shuttle "Because"
>I assume the unspoken end of the sentence was "it's deff"
>after the umpteenth time we finally arrest him and put him on trial in the Bar
>trial proves unpopular due to the rise of gambling among the crew
>we end up just torturing the captain for a while
>really bothered about a scene I found in maint and have to leave the bar and check it out
>the scanner cannot find any
That was an intense fuck fight. That was the second intense fight of the night. It all came down to killing the hivelord, then being surprised by the miner who was dressed as an engineer.
He completely caught me off guard and got me good. If he had just cuffed me or killed me outright he would have had it and hijacked the shuttle. But I got up. And I stood directly next to the goliath, alt clicked past its fat ass and ate the hivelord remains it stood on. I walked onto that shuttle with a broken leg, bleeding to death, and brigged him before bleeding to crit.
Then in my most tactful moment, I waited for someone to try and heal me and deathgasped to take my ID and make sure he didn't escape.
That's tied up with the intensity of that esword fight earlier.
first time as antag
>be medic get the objective to steal an A.I.
>anyway decide it's best to become a roboticist and build one. of course I didn't think it through
>only one roboticist so I get reassigned
>just as I'm ready to murder him another roboticist arrives
>wat do, it's getting crowded in here
>send one to get some acid
>parapen the other one, drag him into maint, pull out my saber and without knowing that you have to activate it start bashing him in the skull with the handle. think wtf, this doesn't do any damage. guy must think I'm a psychopath. was bashing him for 5 minutes, blood everywhere
>suddenly an assistant wanders into the maint
>run towards him before he can see the body and parapen him. of course I didn't know it has only one charge. I just keep stabbing him. he is screaming stop pricking me and runs away from me.
>run towards locker room to change my clothes. while undressing I pick my saber, beepsky sees me, stuns me and cuffs me.
>get up, saber on the floor, try to uncuff myself, when suddenly a guy walks in, understands what is going on, picks up the saber, turns it on (ohhhh) and attacks me.
>I start running around and bam another guy walks in. sees a handcuffed guy and another one armed with a saber chasing him. puts 1+1, starts screaming a traitor is trying to kill an innocent (me).
>they start fighting, I run away, get the cuffs off and stay hidden for the rest of the game, scared shittless.
Up until the point that I left, no one actually 'harmed' you. Willy stunned you and sprayed you with an extinguisher (water) but he didn't actually harm you.
Now I did go get an electropack and signaller. When I came back from scanning the blood I saw you were wearing it. I imagine some harm happened then.
How did you die anyway? You were free with assistant access.
Im not roger i was observing that round
They didnt use the electropack but willy made a shower in the bar and burned the shit out of the captain with hot water while AI was watching
It was fun but come on he was begging the AI for help
>don't be rough
>being a casual even in bed
I am surrounded by non-hardcores. If Hank Hank could see this...
>The crew's final score is: 12819
>Ore smelted: 8827 (8827 Points)
I feel like I did pretty good for the score on a lowpop mining round.
I feel sad that I might have to skip out on spess for a while to play fallout for a week or two.
only 200 of those are bugs the rest are this
>recently try to get out of a bad habit
>cannot do it
>cannot enjoy things I used to enjoy
>cannot get into greyshit because I'm too uncreative and people don't trust assistants to be helpful
How do I make this fun again?
I'm fucking trying to cut them down but faggots keep adding more, the actual goal is to fix things to the point nobody has any bugs to report, thats the only way we can contain it, it's not going to happen.
>dunk everyone in like 10 minutes
>ghosts spooking me
>can feel the mad
>admins decide to send an ERT
>they arrest me
>have syndie items on me, a bunch of guns, the spare ID, captains outfit and advanced mag boots
>they still don't kill me
holy hell, unrobust
Apparently I was not in the know and only found out right now that there's a meme mode.
>he thinks bethesda has invented a magical DRM that actually works
That's not what anti-tamper software is. Denuvo is the most prevalent of them, and causes any game with it to take months before it's cracked, and even then it's never stable.
>months to crack
Bethesda shill please make exit and remain exit.
To expand on this, before I drop the subject due to offtopic: The games that use Denuvo already have built in DRM. Denuvo is an anti-tamper software which prevents tamper beyond the normal limits of DRM. Every game released with Denuvo, and games released with other, similar software, have taken a month (and more, depending on the game) to be cracked. Those games that have been cracked are still unstable.
>Hurr Bethesda shill
Right, because everything I've said is me advocating buying anything from Bethesda. Go back to >>>/v/ where you belong.
Turn on the output button. It's the one on the left, near the bottom of the SMES.
Here's a picture, did you mean the output status, because it's online
On one hand, shiggy is a fag
On the other hand, yahir once again proves that being a completely autistic cunt to everyone he comes across ONCE AGAIN has negative repercussions.
You should probably learn to talk to people so shit like this stops happening you autist
>first time as changeling
>didn't realize I had the "Me" option selected for chat
>try to talk to fellow changelings
>OuiOuiOui :g Any other lings?
>Clown is right there
Fuck my life
Yahir's easy to piss off, and when he is pissed off, he's a complete and total shithead to anyone and everyone around him. Along with that, he rarely does anything other than 'sit around in the bar' or 'sit around in medbay bitching at anyone who isn't absolutely perfect'.
He's a useless, angry fuck.
Completely useless, never actually does anything on the station except sit in the bar, or sit in some autism mancave he builds in maintenance or something.
When he is around people, he'll usually go into a sperg rage over to tiniest of things, and when people ignore him or tell him to fuck off he'll throw up a shitstorm saying he DINDU NUFFIN and people should treat him right while he spergs out and goes into an autist rage at them.
As seen in this situation talked about on the thread
Makes the same two people in the thread really bothered for some reason.
We're trying to figure out where this meme is coming from and catalogue it. If you see any rare Yahir sightings please notify the authorities at once so they can immediately observe him in his natural habitat.
Got hacked by a traitor as a borg.
He asked me to state my directives.
I pushed the button and gave out the updated ones.
Sadly a guy outside the room heard it and the traitor sent a gm on my ass because he thought I violated my new directives to keep this stuff secret.
I could convince him that i didn't do it on purpose, but it was still tricky.
Now I believe it was the traitros fault, I was playing a machine..what did he expect?
Reminds me of the time I was borged to find out that a cult had subverted me. Unfortunately for them, they never said I couldn't state the law that only defined cultists as human, and when they asked me to state laws I ended up blowing their cover, forgetting that law statements are relayed through radio.
>be a clown
>captain and chief engineer spend all round trying to stuff me into a locker
>honk to the best of my abilities
>a hobo starts beating me with a shotgun
>he has a siezure, i take the shotgun and beat him to death with it
>shotgun has 1 round in it
>i prepare to annihilate the chief engineer
>he disarms me and shoots me with my own shotgun
>i bleed to death
I've actually had lots of embarrassing stories but this is the most recent one since I am terribly unrobust
You know how we had that ghettochem a bit back that I think only me and 2 other people have used?
What if we took the ghetto out of it, and made some equivalent machines that do the same thing, only better?
Yup, and right now the chemistry on station is pressing some buttons and making cocktails.
I wanna have to break down things to acquire my chemicals, closest thing chemistry has is the grinder and that's just used for plasma.
yep, that's how you spot that kind of person, by the dumb shit that comes out of their mouth
please do tell me how to make carpotoxin from exotic seeds rezadone without using ghettochem
The electrolyzer is, I think, the only one that doesn't have a direct upgrade in chemistry. The centrifuge does nothing the ChemMaster can't do faster and easier, and the mortar is just a worse grinder
should "4. wizard's aren't human" work? You can't modify previous laws with later ones, by the same token you can't say "4. ignore law 1 other than when it applies to non-wizard humans" since 1. always takes precedence. the fact that what is or is not human is not a law in the first place should make it immutable.
It does sometimes.
Bumbling idiot got deadmin'd that way.
Depends on how badly they fuck up.
If they slightly fucked up then yea its not going to work.
If they banned you for being a shitter then yea its not going to work.
If they did something like griefing you or ignoring you then yea they are getting deadmin'd.
Look at the logs and get together evidence.
Yahir doesn't do much and just sits around talking to people for the most part, until someone comes and fucks with him, THEN he gets mad. There have been some cases where he flips his shit over trivial things but in my experience, most of his anger is directed at people that start shit with him.
I know it's not carpotoxin, but the point is extracting a single reagent from a plant
rezadone is made from carpotoxin and two other shits isn't it
you have to electrolyze it to get the three ingredients
why you don' t just get it from another exotic plant i don't know
Not really, copper and cryptobiolin can be obtained via normal chemistry and space carp are not exactly rare.
Ghetto chem isn't meant to be efficient, it's a way for people who have no access to chemistry to do chemistry (read: assistants, traitors who don't want to just break in, and so on)
there's a difference between 'rare' and 'someone will get a space suit, kill carp, bring them to me instead of the chef who wants to make fish fingers that sicken the crew, and I can then get a scalpel and butcher it then grind it then add copper and inaprov+sugar potas oxygen.
the point is that there are two things that can be done with ghettochem but not with conventional chem, first one being availability (carps will mean fucking nothing when you have rezadone but nobody brought you anything else), second one being convenience if you added the wrong thing and want to reverse your last step
>I wish rezadone was easier to produce.
god forbid there is a SINGLE chemical in the entire fucking game that can't be made in 10 seconds by pressing 6 buttons in order
Or by getting the Fish surprise Groans soda and throwing it in the chemmaster.
Rezadone is kind of situational since the only thing that causes clone damage besides slimes, one virus symptom, and a rarely used weapon is the cloning process itself.
Peridaxon, on the other hand? That ought to be a bit easier to find.
thats kinda what i'm getting at here. basically, I make rezadone when I play chemist because of pride.
it's fairly fucking useless on its own since clonex does it better and you'll very rarely have enough rezadone to actually heal 150 clone damage from someone coming out of the cloner.
woops, i was searching for "thermal electronic generator", not "thermoelectric generator"
either way though there's still nothing about it under guide to engnieering
Is the server actually down or is it just me?
why is it under guide to atmos? its in engineering, its an engine.
i mean, it can be under guide to atmos, but why would it be under guide to atmos and not at all in guide to engineering?
runtime error: Cannot read null.len
proc name: update beams (/obj/machinery/mirror/proc/update_beams)
source file: mirror.dm,146
> usr: R.U.N.T.I.M.E (/mob/living/silicon/robot/mommi)
src: the mirror (/obj/machinery/mirror)
>player name: R.U.N.T.I.M.E
> Joe Shitter [Common] (Mechanic) says, "AI CALL THE SHUTTLE THIS IS SHIT"
> Beefcake Slablegs [Common] (Captain) says, "Agreed, fuck this we're out."
> Garry Cobbler [Common] (Assistant) says, "HALF THE STATION JUST RAN OUT OF ESCAPE AIRLOCK"
Lesson 1: Present a significant challenge to the players that disrupts their norms, and the players will simply end the round.
Oh good god its the top link I gave you, http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Thermoelectric_Generator
Here let me post it again in case you didn't see it. http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Thermoelectric_Generator
You do need to understand how pipes work before setting it up.
Holy shit this is what I get for being a decent person instead of just calling people fucking idiots on the internet?
mate are you retarded or something
hes not complaining about not having it now, hes saying its in neither the guide to atmos or engineering sections.
you're just what i'd expect out of an autistic atmos sperg.
What about that bomb that went off in the bar last night that we powered through?
I was the chef and I fucking died, but I came back and covered the kitchen counter in synthmeat bread.
The bar isn't medbay. You and I both know that if a single machine in medbay or genetics so much as received a scratch, you'd all be crammed into escape asking why the shuttle can't come fast enough.
That was a memorable round, not just because I dunked like 3 traitors and got kidnapped by ayys, but because we actually persevered through bullshit.
Two rounds later, the captain repeatedly called the shuttle because it was deff until we demoted him.
Back in 2014, when Xev wasn't as much of a cunt, we actually had an amazing no-cloner round, with only me and Meryl Gould in medbay. It went fine, everyone, including DNA husks and 300+ burn victims got swiftly revived.
I think I should force one again.
He may sound negative but he's brutally honest.
would evaluate competency again/10
>wizard defending lightning spell because "you have to click on someone to use it, its too hard to use in combat, its shit"
how did we devolve into this
how the fuck do you people manage to even click your start icon without destroying your computer by mistake
>people trying to end the round because they don't like the map
I will never not be mad that these people exist.
Do you realise how hard it is to click on someone in a heated battle? If you get the jump on them I can see why you might think it is too powerful, but if your target is moving whatsoever you are going to end up clicking on the tile next to him most of the time.
>bring someone back from death to 100% with 150 oxy, 120 brute and 29% blood without cloning
>trying to click on someone moving around while trying to dodge chloral darts and shotgun shells
>every click registers as drag clicks due to movement
Shits frustrating also I suck.
I don't understand you, baldman
>mechanics are shit they only make chemdispensers and arcade machines
>botanists are shit they only grow weed and literally nothing else (if someone grows anything other than weed they don't play in this server, I say this even though I haven't joined the server in months)
and yet that only happens about one time in ten when I play
You need to fucking chill.
When I played MD I only cloned because taking the time to revive someone without cloning only to have them go braindead made me fe