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Vintage Meme Edition

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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed) (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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http://tf2r.com/knwp1hy.html
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Friendly reminder that unique > normal > unusual > collector's > genuine > strange > vintage > haunted.
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tea eff tawooo
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literally LITERALLY why does tf2r log me out every day
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Alright let's try this again, 7 chooses.
I have nothing against le ebin cropped porn, but you crop it first you lazy pornposters
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>>162770701
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>>162770652
rafflehou.se never ever

>>162770867
mfw gottis
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haha gottis
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>>162770867
ok that was quick
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>>162770701
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>>162770867
There we go, tried my best to keep the transparent background.
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>>162772447
thank you
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tf2
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isnt
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cute
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dead
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overwatch
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who /waiting for old nick/ here?
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>>162774859
Is that the smissmass guy or the australian christmas guy?
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>>162774859
I hope they will bring him back in the comic.
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>>162775180
so we'll never see him again
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>>162775180
What comic?
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>>162776332
http://www.teamfortress.com/asmissmasstory/
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>>162776551
Its been too long since i read that comic.
Not going to reread right now and remind myself of what tf2 used to be like.
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r8 n h8
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>>162779271
>unusuals on sniper
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>>162779271
>Painting your loadout to match your unusual
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>>162779271
>razorback
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>>162780060
razorback looks cool with some loadouts man

i like how the danger shield looks but i had to stop wearing it with the bullet resistance beacuse i find it deplorable
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>>162779727
i dont know it looks like a golden god you know what i mean
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reminder to turn off cosmetics
http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
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>>162781412
It looks like a loser who thinks cowboy hats are cool wearing a mismatched shirt with ugly and clunky boots.
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>>162781513
What cosmetics go with the hat, then?
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I missed the /tf2g/ drawing because i've been gone for a couple of months.
can someone post it?
thanks
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>>162781734
The engineer ones
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>>162781770
And then there's this guy.

>>162781851
Looks good on soldier too.
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>>162781513
stop projecting you liberal
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>>162781891
Yes, but there are no soldier cosmetics that go well with it
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>>162781891
What? is the drawing still not done?
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>>162782718
>This guy
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>Win a game
>Finally go from green to silver in comp
>Next game
>Do really well in the fist round
>Someone quits in the second round
>Lose next game
>Next game
>3 game throwing griefers on my team
>Rank back down to green
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>>162783162
what are the colours mean
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>>162783162
>ranks other than fresh meat
it must feel great
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>>162783376
I don't know, but the reef in you comp rank symbol changes color when you rank up high enough.
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>>162783162
literally how? i lose once every 6 games if my board is any indicator. if you don't complain griefers will start playing eventually out of boredom and ironically bots are more useful than most players, who will pocket without leaving as medics, or track scouts with a heavy so well
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>>162784654
>Trying to kill heavy bots as scout
True suffering.
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>>162779271
>ham
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>>162784750
you havent played against sniper and spy bots on hard have you
literal aimbot
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>Big final exam tomorrow
>Need to unwind, but too much caffeine in body.
>Join a student friend in casual tf2
>Frag some charlies while going over the syllabus with him over the mic
We've been on powerhouse for like an hour, but for the first time I don't mind.
Also I think I convinced a kid to study engineering.
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>>162785332
Sniper bots are ez, because there's only so many designated porches for them. Just avoid their sightlines and you're good. Spybots are retarded.
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>>162785975
they might be easy to avoid or retarded but if their AI decides that its a good idea to shoot at you, they dont miss
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>>162784654
>if you don't complain griefers will start playing eventually out of boredom
That doesn't sound like a greifer
>ironically bots are more useful than most players
No, bots might as well be AFK. One match I had was me and another player vs 6 bots and we won easily as an engie and sniper. Bots are shit.
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>>162786183
They do miss. All the time.
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>>162783472
Get gud
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>>162786365
I'm gud. I can't find a match since forever.
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>>162786256
6 bots? yes, absolutely fucking shit, this is true.

5 humans and 1 bot? i would suggest you be wary. bots biggest issue is a lack of awareness, which the humans would support the bot (so you couldn't use those braindead strats). if the bot becomes demoman, heavy, or medic he can be a very good asset to the team and maybe get even 30+ points which you cant even rely on most players to hit
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>>162786263
not on expert they dont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6wwpTgq-hk

just try it yourself
youll know what i mean
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>>162786841
I've played against plenty of bots before. They do miss, but they rarely miss on other bots because bots don't understand how to ADADADAD like madmen.
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This one actually has a solid answer
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put your trip back on
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>>162787506
Y = Average player age
X = Amount people who think it's OP
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>>162787506
y-axis: how much you wish you had one on your team
x-axis: how many there actually are on your team
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>>162786665
I never seen a bot not at the bottom of a leader board, no matter what the class.
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>>162787869
>wishing for spies more than pyros, engies and soldiers
what

>>162787842
>spies
>that old
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>>162788228
then you are shit at defending them or don't even try
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I hope they re-roll my secret santa. He just told me "lmao".
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>>162788434
Mine was just "LOL"
At least I made the effort to ask my recipient what he wanted, even though I didn't exactly get him what he was hoping for.
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>>162788569
Mine was a real poorfag. Like not-even-have-all-weapons-but-somehow-a-shit-hat poorfag.
He told me any gift would be fine, but that was clearly a cry for help. I'm sorry about his giftee tho.
I bought him a hat for each class, the weapons he was missing, and he told me he really liked pyro, so I got him a skinned flamethrower.
I think he'll be happy.
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Is there not a tf2g secret santa this year?
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>>162788936
Geel wouldn't let me give more than like 5 things, so I gave him a key and some craft hats. His BP is about the same value as mine, like $150, so it's not that bad. He said he'd be happy with any item signed by me.

>>162788974
No one to organize it, plus no one to really participate since this thread's so dead. Last year was just sad, desu. Mostly 1.33 ref craft hats.
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>>162788974
salmon turned grinch mode
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>>162789086
Yeah, the storage limit of 5 should have been increased for this, but I guess storage is not cheap with a million users.
I agreed to send him the items I couldn't fit after the event is done. Sort of like a retarded advent calendar. The "secret" santa stops being secret I guess, but whatever.
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>no blog update this week

lol

it's over tf2 is done for
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>>162789086
>>162789118
Fuck it I'll organize it
there should be a secret santa even if people only give craft hats
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>>162789329
The game updates tomorrow, dingus.
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>>162789350
i'd rather just raffle a bunch of things on christmas day
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>>162789350
Who u? I'm not giving my keys to some who.

>>162789412
I was planning on participating in both the secret santa and making a raffle, but it looks like only the raffle is happening now.
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can classic mixup make a return next season?
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>>162789412
it's not mandatory obviously

>>162789506
a color who knows a lot about the resident shitposter named viva
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>>162789607
Oh. Sup Red. You're cool in my book.
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>>162788423
No, they're just retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYN7RxpumU8
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how do i practice sniper
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>>162791519
By playing sniper.
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>>162791519
turn your sensitivity all the way down
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name and description
name at least 2 words

go go go
make it spicy
no aaaaa, qweryu, or anything related to viva pls
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>>162792656
csgo horseshit
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What is it about tf2 that makes people still use that stupid meme face
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>>162792656
polish turd
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>>162792868
>>162792910
name AND description you dummies
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>>162792656
boypussi pounder
add me for pony erp
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>>162792872
le lenny?
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>>162792656
"Cunny Crusher"
"Generous Donation from Dan Schneider"
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>>162792656
cake boy crusher :3
horny boys add me ;)
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>>162792656
>>162793056
re roll
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>>162792656
"Country Crusher (Factory New)"
"Halloween Spell: Exorcism"
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>>162792656
Autumb Killer Destroyer

Autumb Falls, night falls again.. But by Celestia, I will kill you!
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>>162792656
"at least two words"
"no aaaaa, qweryu, or anything related to viva pls"
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>>162792656
viva named this
shout out to my homies!
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>>162792656
scratter gun
killsteaks active
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>>162792656
Kurt Cobain's Toothbrush
Forever in debt to your priceless advice.
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>>162793204
>>162792656
rerolling for /tv/ memes
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>>162792656
viva makes me go aaaaaqweryu
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>>162792656
Need For Speed
Most Wanted
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>>162792656
Austin Powers
in "Austin Powers in Australiummember"
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>>162792656
Dream Crusher
I wasted 30 keys trying to uncrate this
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>>162792656
LOADS A MONEY

OI YOU, SHUT YOUR MOUF AND LOOK AT MY WAD
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>>162792656
Stickybomb Launcher
Alt-fire: Detonate all Stickybombs
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>>162794140
rerole
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>lol just practice dude111!!
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>>162794241
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN NIGGER

>>162794409
Practice in tr_walkway first if you're this bad. Then switch to easy bots, then medium and so on.
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>>162787506
I'd say
x: hard to master
y: easy to pickup
???
I'd say x is burst damage capability since I see instakilling Spy-Demo-Sniper trio there, but why Soldier is there too??

>>162791519
In practice map ofc. Buy a good optic mice. Low sensitivity, no acceleration, raw input.
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>>162794409
>lol just don't use sniper!
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>>162794241
ah yes
now i have a stickybomb launcher to go along with my sniper rifle
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>>162794830
Literally pay to win
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>>162791519
man runs this way --->
<--- crosshair moves this way
When head and crosshair meet, click
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>>162795013
i understand what the end result is
im asking how do i make myself better at doing it
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>>162795756
Move the mouse in a smooth motion, do not flick around the screen
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i need a name, description and picture to use for my objector

8 is winner
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>>162794970
>could easily use the default stock scattergun
>prefers to use a less than desirable skin for customization purposes
>no real difference between the two besides cosmetic purposes
I don't see what you mean, anon
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>>162796836
>no real difference between a scattergun and a stickybomb launcher
valvedrones literally trying to defend this
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why can't people name items themselves

why bother using an objector if you have nothing to put on it

you make me sick
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>>162779271
Everytime you post your loadout it's god awful. Go do unboxing or something, your taste is so shit to you be able to have expensive stuff.
>>162794830
Why do you need too shitty scattergun skins? You not even got ebin's own on the first one.
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because i already own 9 and i dont feel like doing work on a 10th
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>>162796942
you got me
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>>162797078
because i have turbo autism why else
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After a million years playing this game, I just noticed the pyro's flamethrower "trigger" is a part of a gas dispenser.
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>>162797586
I just noticed that he uses to fingers to pull the trigger.
God works in mysterious ways.
Puffy vulva don't respond to my post.
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why do people invest so much into stranges just to FARM on them

i donnot understand
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>only post from my giftee was asking how i got my cool shit
>recipient is a russian that tried to hide his but he has a unique name that has literally one result
I feel like this crimbus is gonna be dumb for me more than normal.
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>>162797586
I just noticed that he likely put it together with parts from a gas pump, propane cannister, and a muffler. Secret meaning behind the pyro?????he used to work at a gas station???????????but what does it mean?????????????????
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>>162798006
>36% headshots

literally disgusting
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>>162798373
>>162798006
Hey goys.
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post snips
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>>162798006
I farm my flamethrower when i was 15yo. Now i just MEH at everyone who have ebin strange digits but don't have any strange parts. Because it's probably just farmed.

Hale's Own Dildo
KIlls: 239203203
(Soldiers KIlled: 49)
(Medics KIlled: 19)
(Airborn Enemies Killed: 4)
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how do you not farm?
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>>162799284
You not kill instarespawning idle player for 15 hours.
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NEW COMIC WHEN
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so update is today right
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>>162800021
"""""""""soon""""""""" -some guy on twitter probably

>>162800078
it's on the 22nd/23rd
assuming valve remembers at all
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>>162800147
well i hope they at least make a blogpost if its going to happen next week
but still, it happened on the 15th before
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>still no comic
>still no update
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Hi everyone, Teamtony Fortano here, the internet busiest Soldier main, and it's time for a review of Valve's latest album: Smissmass 2016
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tf2 arena when

200 hp
scout speed
double jumps

scattergun
rocket launcher
grenade launcher
minigun
sniper rifle
knife
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>>162802537
NOT GOOD
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okay nevermind i got it
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>>162805384
Did you try grey?
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i SAID
I GOT IT
OKAY ?????
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>>162805384
You can't deleto that easy buster brown. Use a extra Grey color, that way we'll know for sure if color shows up.
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STPO THIS

STOP REPLYING TO MY DELETED POST
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>>162805384
G R E Y
R
E
Y
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>>162805510
>>162805565
>>162805623
DELET
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>>162805384
YOU CAN'T STOP THESE GREY WAVES OF COLOR FLOWING THROUGH YOUR SOUL.
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>>162805384
YOU WERE LOUD AND UGLY AND NOW YOUR GREY
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i hate idiots
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>>162805384
I'VE ALTERED THE FABRIC OF REALITY TO ALLOW ME TO SHIT POST AT 3 IN THE MORNING ON A MALAYSIAN UNDER WATER BASKET WEAVING OUTPOST TO MAKE FUN OF SOME FAGS DELETEDO POST
I'M UNSTOPABLE
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>>162805384
IN YOUR LANGUAGE EAT GREY LADDEH
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>>162805384
༺༒༻ YOU SEE THIS SHIT? IT'S WHAT KEEPS THE WARP OPEN TO LET ME SHITPOSTING THROUGH TIME. YOU CAN GET ONE NOW, JUST PM ME FOR OFFERS.
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Fuck I was screaming to loud and broke it, guess that's the end of my shitposting.
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Ded
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I wonder what is down there.
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>>162807417
It's almost 5 AM. What'd you expect?

>>162807613
Pain
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http://pastebin.com/MPbW5JPL

Just met this legend on a pub.
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>>162808168

*DEAD* Erathia : 10/10 lag niggers
( 32 ping )

*DEAD* Erathia : how broken can this game be
*DEAD* Erathia : must be american shit software

QuB-N3rd killed Erathia with tf_projectile_rocket.
*DEAD* Erathia : so lucky

*DEAD* Erathia : 10/10 laggy russian
*DEAD* Erathia : cant play
????????? killed alidave with sniperrifle. (crit)
QuB-N3rd : quit

*DEAD* Erathia : so has to rely on lag*DEAD* Erathia : because you lack the skill to play normally

Erathia : but then again you're russian, you lack brains

Erathia : they are shit players
Erathia : with even shittier internet
Vitaliy : not all

Erathia : backstabbing me from the front 3km away
Erathia : topnoob

*DEAD* Erathia : kek kid

*DEAD* Erathia : I AM AUTISTIC

*DEAD* Erathia : 10/10 lag niggers
*DEAD* Erathia : completely broken game
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>>162808269
Forgot to add one more in bin

*DEAD* Erathia : ur so bad ur life must be so sad irl
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>>162808269
I have seen a similar person who cried about lag on hightower Luxembourg and kept calling Britain a third world country with third world internet
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I got matched to an american server the other day, and i decided to play sniper
With 250 ping
Good god i don't deserve any of the kills i got
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>>162808168
>*DEAD* Erathia : I AM AUTISTIC
>steamcommunity.com/id/Erathia/stats/TF2
>1245.5 hrs on soldier

yup.
turbo autist.
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>>162807613
the Underbog, the Steamvaults, and Serpentshrine Cavern
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Ded
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>>162813149
Quick, post your favourite hat!
>tfw unusual never ever
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Post Soldiers
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>>162813492
first hat I ever bought from another user, sunbeams lid never.

>>162813632
First hat I ever bought from the store was the polycount soldier hat
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Ya know, it's never too late /tf2g/.
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To play games with even less balance than tf2? You're right, I bet I can find chinese tf2 still.
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>>162813632
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>>162815475
Are shoulder animals artstyle?
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>>162816059
I dunno lol
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>>162816059
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>someone thought this was good enough to upload
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>>162817034
Wow, that's a new level of bad
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>>162813632
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>>162813762
They fuckedup optimization so hard that i can't get more than 15 fps anymore. Lmao, it's was completely fine on beta test.
Nah, it's always was too late. This game was made for kids who havent touched tf2 in her golden age.
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>>162813492
I want Nebula Earbuds. Cause why the fuck no, i can use them with any loadout i will want in future.
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If I use a paint during its trade hold, will my items become untradable?
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>>162818694
If the paint is untradeable no, if the item is untradeable yes
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>playing completely stock Heavy on Dustbowl
>some medic starts pocketing me for some reason
>he gets set on fire
>kill the pyro
>"Heavy, throw me your sandwich!"
>stare at him, clearly holding a shotgun
>"HEAVY FOR FUCK SAKE THROW THE SANDWICH!"
>taunt with the shotgun
>he dies from afterburn
>"USELESS FUCKING HEAVY DIDN'T GIVE ME A SANDWICH!"
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>buy 10 invasion crates
>all not blue even strange
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>>162820710
>Gambling
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>>162792656
The Anal Evacuater

"Sometimes, you just need an extra oomph to get the shit out!"
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>>162821221
I bought 10 more.
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>>162820710
>Opening shit crates
I'm tempted to open a #83 just to spite you, but i'm not at my pc at the moment
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>>162821382
>Not even strange
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>>162820541
Who the fuck plays heavy without sandwich I swear.

>tfw had steam guard on my phone for just 10 days
>tfw can't participate in secret Santa

At least I'm going to gift myself some things for Christmas

Will the pryomancers mask + sight for sore eyes look good with my strange towering pillar of hats? What color should I paint the mask? I don't play much pyro but I think the pryomancers mask looks cute
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>>162821538
hand me secret santa link
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>>162821538
loadout.tf
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>>162821406
I got a few stranges this go round
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>>162821382
>Not strange
Grats you wasted 8 keys
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>>162821571
?
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>>162821538
>Who the fuck plays heavy without sandwich I swear.
>I hate fun and always run meta without fail because I am afraid of being kicked off my iron team
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>>162821610
Yeah.
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>>162822074
...well
Yeah that was retarded of me. Still, I prefer the family business, not because it's better but because it doesn't look like a little baby gun in heavy's hands
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>>162822260
>it doesn't look like a little baby gun in heavy's hands
but that's the best part of the shotty
I use the steak so I'm legally forbidden from judging loadouts
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>>162822260
The family business is kind of nice as long as you have the down time to reload all of those boolets
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>>162822632
I have auto-reload enabled so it's not a problem really
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Now that DOTA got their shit update and comic, do you think we'll get ours together too?
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>>162823610
lmao
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>>162823610
The dota team is probably going to need MORE people to deal with all of the bugs that come out of the woodwork in a major valve update like this.
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post em
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>>162823610
>dota got TWO fukken comics
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UPDATE FUCKING WHEN
COMIC FUCKING WHEN
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Post Heavy Weapons
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>>162828154
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>>162828154
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Sure am glad I saved those tickets from the last couple Christmas events.
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>>162826562
>green lex luthor
oh fuck
blast from the past
>>
today's the day
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IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE
DUSTBOWL
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Sentries everywhere
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>>162832331
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>>162832674
why do you people still have such disgusting viewmodel_fov. Use min viewmodels like a normal person if it obstructs your view.
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>>162813632
Trying something new r8 and h8
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>>162832867
Look at the screenshot date
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>>162813762
>they replaced rocket jumping with a single button
>you can't even surf
fuck off with your mechanically inferior shitstain. also Blizzard can't balance for shit
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>>162832884
>Noir PI
No seeing it breh.
Federal casemaker maybe?
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>>162823610
lolnope. 7.00 broke fucking everything, INCLUDING the blog
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>>162833154
I used the cottonhead because it's what I had. The casemaker would look better desu fami

>>162828154
trying something new here as well r8 n h8
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>>162833154
yup, definitely looks better
need to get
Dressed to kill (FN)
Musclemannbrawn
Casemaker
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>>162833740
If you're gonna go with a brown casemaker, paint the shirt brown too
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>>162833372
should I keep the bear or try the viking braider? Or is this just total shit to begin with?
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>>162834865
That beard is too taken care of for a mad max-ish biker
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>>162835042
so what you're telling me is that I should try the leftover trap? Am I reading this correctly?
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>>162835129
Nah, that one looks like shit.
Scrap your biker, or give him no facial hair
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HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
>HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
>HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT
>HOLY SHIT IT'S OUT

http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/
>http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/
http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/
>http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/
http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/
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>>162835042
mistaken movember all class when
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>>162835427
>pyro update
>sniper video
will we ever not be fucked by valve?
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>>162835427
>it grants the Pyro an extra fifty health.
I forgot exactly how broken the old backburner was. God I miss 2008
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>servers down
HAPPENING
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>every game my team is full of retards and i have to carry or we will be rolled we will be rollled anyway and i left the server but same thing will happen again
50 levels left. Just 50. And it's over.
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>>162836139
play competitive mm
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>>162836139
Have you stopped to consider the fact that the fact that you're concentrating so much on your level and grinding it up is the reason that you're not having fun?
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>>162836210
Nice joke. It's already dead btw.
>>162836252
I was never had fun on this game.
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>>162836312
Then why even bother playing? There are thousands, possibly even millions of other games you could be playing right now.
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>>162836312
it's fine
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>>162836379
Because i like this game. I just that kind of hysteric bitch that need to win every game.
But i will definitely drop this game for few months after reaching 150.
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is there any way to run this game well without making it look terrible?
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>>162837821
upgrading your pc
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>>162837821
Yes, get a better computer.
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>>162837821
nohats mod, remove unusual effects. Made my frames go up at least 20 fps
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what
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>>162838307
CHRISTMAS CANCELLED
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>>162838307
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>>162838307
fake
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>>162838307
you're on THIN ICE valve
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>>162838307
where were you when pyro ruined christmas
>>
FYI Tough Break was announced at Thursday 19.45 UTC 17 December. So an hour from now because 17th is Saturday.
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what do people even expect from christmas update? New comics maybe?
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>>162841339
New hats, new effects, no festives.
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>>162841339
An actual MvM ticket this year.
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>>162836650
play tf2center or faceit if your goal is to win
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>>162841756
>wanting tens of thousands of shitters fucking up mvm through March
no thank you.
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>>162841756
they won't give mvm tickets away unless they add a new mvm tour
WHICH I HIGHLY DOUBT
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Anyone has some orange painted soldier misc they want to sell for a reasonable price? I'm trying to build something for my secret santa receiver
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UPDATE WHEN?!
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>>162842836
next week
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>>162841782
i'm not good enough
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>>162842836
At some point.
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>>162842836
after Dota patch 7.01
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r8 sign
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>>162844157
pol/10
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Are there enough people here to do a raffle?
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what went wrong?
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>>162844735
yes raffu pls
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>>162844735
63 posters
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k
http://tf2rcom/kjdlq5o.html
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>>162844815
Refined are free to get, but you have to spend sheckles to get keys.
Of course they are going to go up in price. And being that keys have been around for damn near 7 years its a shock they are still that low.
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>>162844815
shit hats + kikery
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>>162838491
>>162838613
>>162839217
>>162839442
it's fake you retards
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>>162815475
v.nice
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>>162846964
fake
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>>162813632
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>>162848290
the dead of night looks so good on soldier, it's incredible
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how come the cleaver is ranked lowest in owned and equipped for scout secondaries on all the stat sites? every server has 1 throwing a cleaver whether he has a sandman or not
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>>162849019
DELET
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>>162849019
most of the weapons added in the triad pack were added improperly and are in the game twice, so usage statistics for them appear lower than they truly are
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>>162849019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94
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Just sold my unusual on the market, do I go for an aussie rocket launcher or a warhawk rocket launcher and save some money?
>>
neither
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>>162850809
If you don't know what to spend it on, just save it.
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>>162850907
I know I want to go for a rocket launcher, I just don't know which to get. Both have their pros and cons
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>>162851586
buy an aussie and bind the reddit autism about the golden pan and have fun
>>
Today I saw a guy with 1600 mvm tours.
Do these kind of oeople realize that with that they could've already bought a golden pan and still have some keys left?
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>>162852234
He probably just really likes MvM.
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>>162850809
I've had both, I prefer my warhawk over the aussi just because rarity.

>>162852386
Mvm is pretty enjoyable with competent people.
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>>162844815
there's literally 0 reason to use refined in any crafting recipe so there's so much metal being created each day
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>>162852693
also you cant inspect aussies
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>>162852772
Valve should add like a 0.2 chance of getting an unusual when crafting
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>>162853145
t. retard
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>>162853145
>0.2
american education system, everyone
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>>162853145
>20% chance of an unusual
>market goes into full banic meltdown

Crashing this economy
with no survivors
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>>162853213
>>162853314
>>162853572
Wtf guys I meant 0,2% chance why are you rageposting?
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>>162852772
>noisemakers that can be recharged by adding metal into them
>collector's weapons continue to work as chemistry sets after being created and track how many of that weapon you've added to it
>craftable name tags/description tags/mvm tickets
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>>162853728
Doesn't matter what scale you want to put on it, it's still a terrible idea.

>>162853738
The bread box seemed to be successful. Shit reskins that nobody wanted, but everybody wanted in strange before the event ended.
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>>162853738
This could single handedly save the economy and put keys beck where they belong
>>
wow look at all of these "economists" and their bright ideas that will magically fix inflation
>>
Soon™
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>>162854331
Nice contribution to the topic sir
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Can they just rollback the meet your match update? Or just add Valve servers that you can join with the server browser

That would be better than any update
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Here's my final solution to the problem of inflation.
Remember the golden wrench event? Something like that.

Let's say it's the pyro update, and for whatever reason the writers come up to, engi can't use his crafting table anymore, so all crafting is done in pyro's furnace. (it'll probably be some sort of toy pink oven fused with some industrial looking shit, something that fits lolsowacky pyro)
Every time you try to craft a hat during the event, there's a small chance (i.e. something like the golden wrench thingie that wasn't actually random) that the crafting will fail and instead you'll get a "scrap weapon" which is basically a reskin of the stock melee weapons that looks like a partially melted clump of scrap, vaguely shaped like the weapons they resemble.
There's only 900 of them. 100 scrap bats, 100 scrap shovels, and so on. They get some flying nuts and bolts kinda effect when you kill someone with them, or maybe the giblets look like MvM gibs, I don't know.

No devaluation of unusuals, and more rare items for you to circlejerk over
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>>162855363
>more weapon skins
No.
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>>162855521
>reskin = skin
ok anon
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>>162853738
the problem is that no one is going to actually do the first two without any sort of profit incentive
craftable name/description tags would be a godsend and is actually a good idea
craftable mvm tickets is a mixed bag, because it would have to be low enough to actually be viable but would also fuck up the cost of killstreak weapons pretty hard, and valve would also have to increase the rarity of the golden weapons otherwise those would be low cost too
>>
Why do all of these stupid tophats and shakos keep on being added to the game?
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>>162857074
STOUT STOUT SHA KO
FOR FOR
TWO TWO REFINED
>>
>5 mins of searching
>for 60 seconds of steam rolling
Love this new system
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>>162856862
>without any sort of profit incentive
people bought $100 rings just so they could announce to the game that they did
it's another way to show off your wealth, which no autist can pass up even if they can't profit off of it in the future
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>>162857449
same

It's horrible, I miss being able to stay in a server for 1 hour

who the fuck thought casual matchmaking was a good idea? needs to be fired immediately, the current system favors team stacking and waiting in queues
>>
why did portal 2 ruin valve
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>>162857717
it just did
>>
Playing soldier when an idiot Pyro main tries to 1v1 me, I JUST JUMP OUT AND SHOOT DOWN ON HIM. Like I would 1v1 the most aids class in the game. I do the same thing when I see a heavy waddling around with 500 health. NICE CLASS EVERYONE CAN JUST AVOID YOU. daily reminder that Pyro engie and heavy mains are everything wrong with this game.
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>>162858210
>forgetting about spy mains and their enormous ego and furfaggotry
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>>162843550
Play mge and jump maps. You will learn. It's so much more fun than casual, all the aids strats get shut down right away and it's just fast paced dm
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>>162858210
>takes out reserve shooter
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>>162857449
>2-3 mins of searching
>for an entire game of steam rolling
>even if the enemy team isn't steam rolling, my team is way too retarded to play and we lose anyway

every single damn time
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>on fire
>see pyro teammate
>use help and medic voice commands multiple times
>he just spychecks and fucks off

I think pyro needs a fucking huge "CLICK M2 ON THIS GUY FOR FREE HP" text on burning allies
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>>162859876
just let him see the "medic!" thingies when they are on fire
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>>162859876
>try to extinguish someone
>m2, he is not close enough for airblast range
>try to m2 again
>24 ammo left
>dude dies
FUCK
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>>162860341
>am pyro main
>medic starts burning
>runs directly away from me out of airblast range
>press e
>still runs away
>medic reaches health
"Hey Pyro if I'm healing you put me out when I get on fire"
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>>162860815
>see scout on fire
>lets extinguish him
>nope, dodges every single airblast by doing his adhd jump dance and runs off to some health kit
>dies mid way
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>>162861024
>Am scout
>On fire
>Pressing E and Help!
>Friendly pyro comes up
>Spychecks me even though I'm already on fire
>Burn to death
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>>162860341
>>162860815
>>162861024
>>162861150
two kinds of people in this game
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>>162860815
>>162861150
>>162861024
>see someone burning to death
>just stare at him
>right when he dies, I start frantically airblasting his corpse

Am I the only one that does this? The fact I don't wear hats on pyro probably makes it all the better.
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>>162861519
Those who attempt teamwork and those who flout it.
>>
>team is 1/4 pyros on upward
>going to second to last point they cannot seem to understand they keep getting headshot
>just keep dying like idiots
>doing more as demo than all of them combined
It's like, stupid meets retarded, meets average American.

>Your strategy isn't working, how about a change?
>Oh, ok, keep being retarded.

Why do I keep shoving money into this?
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>>162861686
>Why do I keep shoving money into this?

And you call the Americans retards
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>>162858353
this
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>>162861686
>team based shooter is free so it brings in anyone that is capable of downloading it
>no one even bothers with the tutorials
>there's always at least a total of 5 snipers or spies but hardly ever a medic
>no one EVER votes to kick someone
>community servers are dying
>competitive is 6s only despite the beta having 9s as a 'coming soon' option
>dev team is 3 people who only work on it part time
>dev team communicates less than an alzheimer patient
>>
you said the update would be out today /owg/
why did you lie
>>
I know why they won't change the current pub situation

>old system
>Valve pubs are on 24/7

>current system
>Valve pubs are only using servers when there are matches being made

They're so cheap they want to spend this little on TF2
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>>162862363
>old system
>new system
>not nearly identical, except now you can't pick and choose your teams so there's a chance it will actually be fair

Why wouldn't they save money on a bunch of empty servers.
>>
Friendly reminder that the community has been calling tf2 dead game for 2 years AND IT HAS NOT DIED YET.
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>>162862720
>2 years
Make that 4
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>>162862512
>>not nearly identical, except now you can't pick and choose your teams so there's a chance it will actually be fair

>except now you can't pick and choose your teams so there's a chance it will actually be fair
are you retarded

not to mention that you can't join a friend during a match

mym killed any sort of casual vibe valve servers had and that was the only thing going for them
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>>162862885
I don't remember anything like that happening in 2012, could you explain?
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>>162862720
>>162862885
It's literally a free game you idiot. Not to mention its past popularity. It'd be hard for it to die even if Valve actively made the game worse, oh wait they did and it's still been "alive" for like 5 months
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>>162863205
>20 fucking 12
>What is doomsday
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>>162863292
>implying that you can't just not play it
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>>162863292
>What is doomsday
a map featuring an interesting gameplay mode
and poopy joe
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>>162807613
All the good ideas that got dumped for being good.

Thats why the laser is so powerful because its powered by good ideas.
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>>162863292
A boring gameplay mode that no one willingly plays.

What about it.
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https://youtu.be/sH6r_rddM58
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>>162862512
If there are few people playing at a certain moment in the new system, less strain is put on their servers, wouldn't that save money?

I mean why else would they keep this broken mess of a "system"
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>>162863391
>>162863472
>>162863524
I meant the fucking pyro update, not the map
Also meet the pyro, the backslash was ridicolous
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>>162863791
>I meant the fucking pyro update, not the map
>Also meet the pyro, the backslash was ridicolous
The backlash was ridiculous because in the PYROmania update the PYRO got a single useless weapon while scout got a good weapon and another pistol, sniper got okay weapons, and the soldier got the baddy's bazooka.

Pyro got jack fucking shit in an update that was supposed to be entirely about them
>>
God I miss when valve gave a single shit about tf2.

Overwatch is a very poor substitute and it's made by blizzard so the balancing is balls to the wall retarded
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>>162864072
remember when you could use the cleaner's carbine with other weapons that weren't the huntsman and bushwhacka
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>>162863587
What's really so broken about it? It's a working system for staring a new game, in which you cannot stack on the winning team after you find out your team sucks.

1. But anon, I'm getting rolled and my team is leaving!
This was already a problem before the current system came out.

2. But anon I can't join games in progress and hide in spec until I can join the winning side!
That's great Dennis the Menace, kindly fuck off.

3. But anon I can't join games in progress and help the losing team rout a formerly superior force!
Of course you can, Johnny, and Valvepubs need your help. Just queue up and you'll be sent to a server in need of relief!

>>162864072
I don't really remember any meet the pyro backlash, I don't go on reddit though. Pyrovision was pretty cool, great fun to fuck about with. Scorch shot's one of my favorite pyro secondaries :/
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>>162864291
>I don't really remember any meet the pyro backlash
There was some meet the pyro backlash but the video itself wasn't that bad. They were never going to give any in-depth detail of their backstory and it was just a let down after the really great Meet Thes.

>:/
(You)
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>>162864291
>1. But anon, I'm getting rolled and my team is leaving!
>This was already a problem before the current system came out.
Except in the old system if the difference got 2 or worse it'd autobalance the game so that, even if it might make the game slightly worse for those two people, the entire game isn't invalidated for all potential 24 people. Autobalance wasn't a great solution but it was miles better than "Well just wait for more people to show up (and lose until they do)"

>3. But anon I can't join games in progress and help the losing team rout a formerly superior force!
>Of course you can, Johnny, and Valvepubs need your help. Just queue up and you'll be sent to a server in need of relief!
This doesn't happen
>>
Is the pistol a reliable secondary?

Trying to go more or less stock loadouts on some classes and not really that good at aiming a lot.
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Dudes, you all know most Pyro players either trolls, furries or complete tards/kids. So, love your Engineer and locate his deployed Dispenser before going out there and get scorched to death. Recovery is a thing, prevention is another. If you wanna catch Pyros off guard you have to check upper floors more often.
When Pyros don't have height advantage they'll be Sentry or Sniper bait. If you are positively tired of them team up as an Engineer with nest Sniper.
The threat alone will make them switch instead of clutching the fight.

>>162860815
Try to type "over here" at the Teamsay line next time.

>>162860341
>24 ammo left
>running degreaser
I shiggy diggy
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>>162864291
Old system had autobalance, the current system favors teamstacking, people get pissed and 6vs12 is a reality now. I guess it's better for people who want to team up in pubs, but matches are far more one sided now.

I didn't have to wait a second to play in the old system, waiting 2-5mins for a fucking casual pub session is awful. there was always a valve pub with a map I played before, now it's this mess. Can anyone name one benefit of this casual matchmaking compared to how it was before?

It's clear to me it only introduced waiting minutes and worse matches overall.
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>>162864691
has any weapon fallen from grace more than the degreaser
i mean it used to be that i would never see a pyro using anything else but now it's just so fucking bad
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>>162864883
But anon! Anecdote about how you're wrong about getting 2+ minute wait time!
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>>162794548
>Soldier Countered by nothing
>Who is Pyro
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>>162864615
Autobalance is the bonerkiler that comes before absolute disconnect.
RiPieces.

Worst when you're the only good player on your team and now you're unintentionally rolling with a stack of 4 good players vs nobodies.

>>162864691
I was using voice to get his attention as well, and nobody has time to type while still chasing the guy down trying to save his life. Doing that is the same as giving up.

>>162864883
Starting up matches. Before you had to rely on there being a match already, especially painful on unpopular maps or modes.
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>>162865227
>Before you had to rely on there being a match already
You say "rely" as if there wasn't several going on at all times.

Now you have an (at the minimum) minute wait time to get into a match
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>>162865327
>Now you have an (at the minimum) minute wait time to get into a match
are you guys playing a different game than i am because i never have to wait that long even when i play at like 3 in the morning
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>>162864631
once you get good with the pistol you'll wonder why you ever stopped using it in the first place

even better if you get one of these
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>>162865414
I live in louisiana and I'm lucky to have under 2 minutes if it's at prime playing hours, and I have almost all maps on.
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>>162865327
This one time under the old system I was playing virgina valvepub landfall and I pissed off a hacker. I got votebanned from 5 servers as he followed me around. I didn't get to continue playing landfall on virgina that night.
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>>162865501
maybe the game is just more popular on the west coast or something
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>>162865597
That sounds incredibly stupid and niche, but sorry that that happened to you, I suppose.
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>>162832884
>Something new
Oh you mean the cosmetics that 99% of Soldiers use?
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>>162865651
People on the better coast just play on your shit servers when the normies go to sleep.
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>>162844815
The update that made the mannco store sell craftable cosmetics, rendering one of the foundational currencies (metal) useless. I swear that update killed it all slowly
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>he managed to milk 6 minutes out of this
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>>162866017
>markup of over 1000% on the mann co store
>impacting anything at all
Tell your story walkin', that shit was only ever for whales.
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>>162865473
I'm using the capper. But I know it's not a main weapon. More deterrent or something to finish low people off.
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>>162866134
People liked hats more in the omd days, can confirm cuz played regurarly since 07, having clean hats before that update was seen upon as luxury, status and wealth, people with uncraftable hats were looked down upon. Now, all those Mahslows needs are gone, except from just trying to look good, but nothing else.
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>>162866826
I pair my pistol with the gunslinger. It's fun.
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>>162867010
I run wrangler most of the time.
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>>162866881
I hope you're not the guy I replied to, because if you are you've done a 180 on your initial point.

It was kind of funny to me as a person who bought a couple of those hats in the mann co store when they were dirty dirty NoCrafts that the community thought of them as worth less. After all, all you had to do to get hats the "rich" way was to have 20 idling accounts, to buy a hat from the store you had to have money.
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>>162864883
The only reason I was kind of excited for casual matchmaking was because I thought there'd be a system to balance teams with equal amounts of decent players and retards instead of it being completely random.
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>>162867482
Man I remember when I thought about buying a bunch of idling accounts, but then like a week before I was going to they fucked it up.

Thanks I guess, valve
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>>162867610
I had a single idling account for like 6 months before you had to confirm the drop before you'd get another, ran it on my laptop.
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>>162865117
>pyro
>countering anything

stop playing pubs
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>>162866826
Pistol is far as fuck away from
>not a main weapon
if you can aim that fucker hurts.
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>>162869567
Is there a cool down for the weapon spread? My main issue is I just fire off a whole clip and once and not really aim well because I'm mainly using it to apply some damage and make someone rethink attacking me.
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/TuddlesMcDoodle

holy heavy main
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>>162870507
I feel bad for his parents.
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The scorch shot is broken asf
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>>162864631
Scout is a pure dm class. Scatter is precision pistol is accuracy. They both are best with tracking. Watch clock works video on scout and soldier 1v1s and you will be 5x better.
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>>162871935
>scorch shot
>broken

>anything pyro
>broken
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>>162871935
t. sniper main
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>Demoknight with booties, screen and skullcutter
This should not be as effective as it is
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>not being a Scout and Demo main
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>>162872738
>not being a medic/spy main
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>Having a main
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>>162870269
there is a cooldown, but its not really important unless youre shooting really far.

at mid to short range just hold the trigger and work that aim
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Do people just not queue for 5cp anymore?
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>>162874519
casual or competitive?
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>>162874569
Casual.
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Horse shit.

So I had the unboxing bug today.
20 invasion crates
>lots of shit
>strange starduster
>strange giger counter

Get the bug again
>3 grayliens
>unbox two strange shooting stars in a row

I feel like I'm close to a nebula hat.
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>>162874917
unboxing bug?
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>>162874975
The urge to waste money and get nothing.
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>>162874519
>>162874795
>Can't even play game modes on valve anymore
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>person is at low health
>start to heal him
>he dashes towards the frontlines as if being healed turns his invincible
>dies
if you're at critical health you should fucking retreat
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>>162875202
>missing arrows

pleb
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>>162874795
>>162875160
It's a shitty situation, those queues, and then you get a quick stomp, back to queues. There was absolutely nothing wrong with how it was before this messmaker update. There was always a Valve server with a map I liked, now I spend more time alt tabbed doing something else waiting for a fucking game rather than playing.

They took a working car and switched its tires with triangular rocks.
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>>162875457
Yeah, and not only that, competitive servers just don't fucking work, ever. Like, casual servers are next to perfect as far as performance, but you're lucky if you're able to get eight fucking people to connect to a comp server for some reason. Coulda just kept the regular servers and added competitive matchmaking (with working servers), would have been perfect.
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Two in a row. Then trade up for the shit items gave me a normal one.
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waddup SUCKAZ
just got back from my daily 6s mix, shit was maaaaaad fun
y0, u still trade homeboooy? man that shit is so boring, why u even do it? id be pretty embarassed if das all i did after so long in this shiznit
anyway, me n tyrone gonna play some faceit, hit me up in discord if u want to mann up and play sum sixes
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make it into a webm instead
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>>162875202
you forgot the part where they complain about the medic "not healing them"
i like making pubbies get used to receiving short crit heals and not having a med up their ass 24/7
but i dont play med in pubs anymore since its not very rewarding
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why does the pocket purrer make such a gross sound when you equip it? why can't it make a miau sound instead
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>>162877723
>purrer
>purr
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>>162877723
That's just the way it was made but you could probably mod in a miau sound to replace it.
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lets dothis
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>>162879860
also no queer shit, like aaa 123456 or based vivas loves u!
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>>162879860
Senator
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>>162879860
big guy on campus
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>>162879860
Sam Hyde's Own Revolver
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>>162879860
yiffparty.org
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how come the stickybomb launcher says "Alt-Fire: Detonate all Stickybombs" and knife says "Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill." but the sniper rifle doesn't say "On Headshot: Deal critical damage." or minigun doesn't say "Alt-Fire: Spin up the barrel."

i mean i know this is redundant for new players but if youre going to add clarifying text to the stickybomb launcher or flamethrower or knife you might as well add clarifying info to every thing that doesnt appear simple at first glance
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>>162879860
THE BIG ASS GUN!!!!!!!!!
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>>162879860
aa
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>>162879860
bazinga
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>>162879860
Kurt Cobain's Headphone
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>>162879860
Hte Bigg Kill!
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>>162880421
winner, and lets see what the desc will be.
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>>162880624
botswana
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>>162880624
apply the name first you double nigger
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>>162880624
When the Liberal Party split over support for the National Government in 1931, Murray initially remained with the main section of the party in opposition, but joined the National Liberals in 1936.
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>>162879860
Underwear Gun

Post Snipers
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retard
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>>162880767
fine queer, also winner
thanks for playing
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can anyone tell me how many gbs this game takes up nowadays

only have 40gb on my ssd unless i move shit off ;..;
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>>162881408
10 or so
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>>162881464
>10 or so
>check out my folder
>23 gb

w
what
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>>162881408
>>162881464
>>162881680
It's 19.1 for me
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i just had a really cool thought
multiple people (like at least 4) take an image, divide it inbetween themselves, create a spray for each piece, than respray it in game on a wall for one mega-spray
how cool would that be
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>>162881680
>>162881464
>>162881998
hmm i moved a bunch of stuff off my drive, guess we'll find out what it ends up as
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>>162882968
>76 messages
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>>162882968
what's your steam id?
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scout butt
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whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhats up gamers!
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Can someone explain to me how the hell I get 60fps max settings on a 7950.

2 years ago on my 6850 I could push like 100fps wtf.

Is there a setting I'm missing here?
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>>162883794
Valve
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>>162883969
I have to turn on super resolution just to get reasonable frames...
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>>162883794
your gpu doesnt matter in tf2
all the materials and effects in the game are from pre-2010

you have to have a good cpu
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how do I make a bind that switches between normal and minimal view models?
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>just played Sniper for 3 hours and didnt get called a hacker once

i must be losing my touch
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>>162858371
I don't want to. Mge and jump maps not fun at all. Studying sucks.
>>162852693
>Mvm is pretty enjoyable with competent people.
And boring. With competent people it's not challenging at all. Even the hardes waves like 666.
>>162862071
>no one EVER votes to kick someone
I do it everytime. But it's hard to kick someone just for being useless piece of shit when 75% of the team are the same kind of shitters.
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>>162885285
I played sniper for 30 seconds and got called out in pregame

my touch is gettting nutty
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Should TF2 focus on being casual or competitive?
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>>162886648
Valve won't focus on either one anyway
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>>162886648
the opposite of what ever this guy wants.
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>>162886882
does valve even do anything anymore
i miss the days they were a game company that made games
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>>162886937
I guess that's what happens when you let everyone do whatever they want to do as long as they do it.
I hope the VR bandwagon crashes and burns soon enough.
I keep telling myself that if I did land a gig at valve I would work on making tf2 great again but I don't think I'd be able to focus on refactoring 20 years' worth of code while the community cries about me not doing something more flashy like adding new weapons, and the rest of the company is busy watching total immersion porn
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>>162886648
focus on competitive
if the game is balanced around the top level of play, there won't be a need for as many bans and restrictions in comp and it will be easier for new players to get into competitive play

plus, casual players don't know shit about balance and hardly know what they want
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>>162887346
And i think they let the praise go to thier heads.
And of course making team fortress 3 would be a task unto itself. Let alone half life 3. Regardless of what they make, people would be disappointed and they would have a duke nukem on their hands.
So ibstead they do essentially nothing. Not even doing big community updates.
Though letting everyone know about a jungle theme is promising.
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>>162887714
I mean, would you really want to work on a game that's almost a decade old now?
Even Robin Walker doesn't care about tf2 anymore.
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>>162887931
I would at least try to keep the cash cow mooing.
Instead of beating it with a pipe then taking it to the worst vet in the state tbat just gives it a band-aid.
Especially as they have a game that is still pretty successful nearly ten years later. Imagine how much better it would be if they actually forced someone on the team to work on tf2 or accepted the slew of fixes that community people have made.
But thats not how valve works which is bad for us that actually like the game.
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>>162887931
>would you work on a game that's almost a decade old?
And why not? If it has survived for that long I'd think that it has to be a really fucking good game.
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>>162887931
>tfw tf2 is going to fade just like arena shooters did

bad feels tb᠎h
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>>162888173
Okay desu I wasn't there when arena shooters died because back I didn't have broadband internet until like 2006, but weren't they still in good shape around 2004? Didn't modern warfare and other console shooters take the spotlight by simply being Xbox focused?
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>guy on my team in casual got killed with a sticky then, constantly during both rounds, complained about sticky spam and talked shit to the demo that killed him
>someone points out that he's playing demo
>"i only use stickies in mvm"
>he only scored 8 points by the end of the match
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>>162888120
Well the way valve works did make tf2 what it was in it's peak and it did make tf2 what it is today so...
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>>162888601
By far my favorite way to play demo is stock pipes/loose cannon with the sticky jumper. It's like a direct hit soldier on steroids
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>>162886648
Well the game was good for 7 years when they completely ignored competitive, and then it got comically bad when they started trying to focus on competitive.

So, the former.
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>>162887931
>I mean, would you really want to work on a game that's almost a decade old now?
Blizzard seems to love milking wow for all its worth.
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>>162888764
And?
The point is people work on what they want and no one is forced to work on something they don't want to work on.
Which means that tf2 will get little attention.
I never said anything negative about their methods or the people that actually made tf2.
I only lamented that, as its the least popular of the three games valve is working on, it gets no attention. Or at least not the attention fans want.
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>>162888953
Valve doesn't work on counter strike...
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>>162888953
>I only lamented that, as its the least popular of the three games valve is working on, it gets no attention. Or at least not the attention fans want.
Valve doesn't even work on counter strike, that's completely outsourced to a third party developer.

It's arguable they even care about dota. Do they still get shit?
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>>162889158
>>162889229
True, valve doesn't even actually do anything with counter strike. Forgot that.
So I guess it takes thier team of however many people, which is moving into new offices soon, to come up with and make what few updates doter gets.
R.i.p. good valve.
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>>162889405
I don't know about gameplay wise but I keep on hearing about new cosmetics added to csgo.

Apparently the only cosmetics there though are paint on a knife, which seems a bit silly even for tf2 standards.
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>>162889405
That is actually a really good question. If valve really is hiring the best so that they can work on any project they want... Then what the fuck kind of projects are valve working on that we don't have a clue about? I mean it can't be 400 people just sitting on their arses all day can it
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>>162889515
Does that valve news guy have anything off the rumor mill, I know he usually talks about shit
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>>162889725
Idfk last thing I saw is him playing dota after their update, seems like he sucks all the valve dick he can find or pretend exists
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Is jewing still a thing? I want some items and haven't played in years
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>>162889881
Last tf2 video he had was pretty much just saying "The team is only 5 people guys! Them fixing a bunch of random and obscure bugs totally means they still care about this game!"
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He made a new video.

I never really paid attention to this shit but apparently robotic boogaloo, end of the line, and invasion were all "headed" by some guy from the community member and just had his circlejerk of friends make everything.

For the jungle thing and onward valve's gonna choose the cosmetics again, which is good I guess?
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I finally have all the Gold Diggers.
Yet I still feel empty inside.
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Though he laments "update pages" but who the fuck cared about those if there wasn't anything to the actual update
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>>162890284
For
What
Purpouse
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>>162890563
maybe he wants to be a very good sentry man
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How do I practice spy if 2 other people are playing the class
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>>162890659
You don't. I have this one community server where everyone is a tryhard and plays very seriously and they're very coordinated for a pub and because of that nobody ever plays spy so I can do it when I want. One of my comp-playing victims even unironically said "well played" when I somehow managed to get him while he was distracted
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>>162890284
hi ankle ten
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Ankle Dan
For Christmas I demand a vintage kratskrag
A vintage cowstreak kratskrag
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