Katawa Shoujo General #2347
Hanako's Birthday Edition!
Last thread: >>73092013 (Cross-thread)
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Desktop Katawas: http://www.mediafire.com/?ogvo1fh7d5x36j9
Artbook: http://www.mediafire.com/?ar123xtdzd0w0g2 or http://imgur.com/a/F2AOZ#0
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KS Alpha: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/KSAlpha
Much better, you son of a bitch. 90% of the time, we could give less a fuck what the edition is.
Today is special.
Happy birthday Hanako!
I wish we were friends for real.
What does everyone have planed for her birthday?
fluff and kenji and everyone else are in the other thread so just go back
WE WILL BURY THEM IN THEIR HOLES OR CHOKE THEIR RIVERS WITH OUR DEAD.
All because of one retarded OPer.
>tfw Katawa doesn't translate to "lesbian"
I want to die.
A guy being gay is a sin. A chick being gay is fuckin' hot. Der.
counter sage, butthurt emifag
how are you so mad about something from 3 months ago that you had to try and sabotage another girl's birthday, anyway?
besides the first 5 posts all called for a new thread, if you couldn't read that like a sign then that's just sad
They might if people would actually be constructive with their feedback instead of, "lol it's shit kill yourself attention whore lol lets start planning a joke vn about fucking you"
Maybe, MAYBE (here's a thought) people give constructive criticism. Saying "It's shit." and doing fuck all about it means they don't know what to improve on, means they have no reason to improve on problems that HE CANNOT SEE. The issue here is not the writefags, it's the people who don't want to help them along. Stop being fucking retarded.
>Writefags ignore any criticism
But that's not true. Were it not for people pointing it out I'd still have an issue with switching tense.
I still do, but nowhere near as bad as I used to be
Im proud of you brother
Anything you want to say?
/ksg/ has such a welcoming and loving community nowadays.
im sure that 4LS all the anons who used to post here in the early threads about how this VN brings people together would be proud.
On the left: Shizune
On the right: Hanako
You know half the point of bad ends is to go back and rectify your previous mistakes, right?
That's why multiple endings exist. You aren't bound by your first choices, you can always learn and improve.
Also, don't leave Shizune's route for last. It's probably the worst overall by far just because of how monotonous, boring, long, and emotionless it feels.
You don't need to do that.
She was my first. I love her dearly so if you get her bad end I will find you and bend your arms in directions they're not supposed to go
Dont expect feels
Her bad ending was the best
Those big fat glorious tits.
God Bless Misha.
i really think we can say KS has a "cult following" now
>there's literally only one choice in whole route
>he somehow managed to fuck up with Emi
I wouldn't be so optimistic.
We could already say that about 2 years ago.
But yes, thank you for catching up.
Whatcha listening to, KSG?
nice one. I like it.
It's relaxing enough for me.
I've found out about this band here. Thanks, KSG.
Does anyone else here found something he likes?
Who is level 30?
get on my level
New alpha release is out now. Get it while it's hot!
Happy birthday to Hanako!
RESURRECTED LIKE THE CORPSE OF MICHAEL JACKSON
>Lots of new and (mostly lewd) very high quality art for Hanako's route.
Nope, and it probably new will be unless we get some artists and some other people step up and actually give Lilly's and Emi's routes the direction they deserve.
I'm still working on it though,
Also, I'm getting reports of people having trouble unziping the download with Window's unzipping program. Use 7zip or WinRAR to get around it for now, currently uploading a version that should work with Window's (shitty) unzipper.
It just struck me. It's Hanako's birthday and I haven't seen FCD today!
well now that everyone abandoned thread for the alpha, somebodys going to have to keep this thread alive
I'm in no position to play it anyway, since it's later at night and my feelings are dulled
I wouldn't want to waste such an experience with me being half-asleep!
was wagglan rin or shizzy i cant remember your drink-slang
Truth be told, a lot of that extra space used in the alpha versus the final comes down to 3 things
>Lots of extra sprites and backgrounds that are exclusive to the alpha
>Duplicates of some music tracks that would be a PITA to properly fix
>Executable for Windows, Mac, and Linux all together
I see, I was just guessing with that, I don't have it installed to test.
Regardless, new version is almost ready to download.
i also noticed that if you are using chrome, you have to go into your downloads list IN CHROME to allow the file to be used in zip format
if anyone else's alpha folder shows up as a CRDownload file, this is what you need to do.
I called Rin stumpy before she stole my heart.
I called Lilly Magoo.
I called Shitzoo tsundertaker and wagglan.
I called Hanako Toasty, Roast Beef, Roasty my Toasty, Burnt Toast, and deep fried I think.
I called what's her face drills.
I called she who shall not be named hobbles.
Best girl, bitch. Emi Ibarazaki. Best. Girl.
fuck i love you newfag
>hisao is potter
>lilly is hermione
>rin is luna lovegood
>kenji is mad eye moody
>mutou is dumbledore
>yuuko is rule 63'd neville longbottom
oh god i could keep going with this shit
>clearing hard drive space
>about to uninstall KS
>this cutie gives me this pathetic look
>last played 10/5/2013
>come here to post about it
>it's Hanako's birthday
well, I guess I know what I'm doing tonight
oh, I meant "uninstalling KS and doing something else." Hanako was the worst girl anyways.
I laughed during her crayon scene.
Love ya too Kenji
Ive been pretty chill, thinking what the words of my new poem to Hanako will be
I have nothing in particular, but one image maybe.
Just tell her how you feel.
KSG reveals: even slower than Naxx reveals.
There were a lot of girls in my life, but no matter what, above the rest, I always though about jenneh.
thats what im talking about
she is the bitch who harry marries at the end, ron's sister.
if you only watched the movies, none of the directors knew harry and her were going to "get it in" since the last book wasn't released until like the 7th movie or so.
meaning until the last two she is just a background character.
the funny thing is that in the last two they give her all this dialogue OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
Hearthstone is getting a Naxxramas expansion this month and everyone is hype about it.
Oh, sorry. I did not realize it was already Hanako day.
Here you go.
Great birthday thread we're having. Used to be you could expect /ksg/ to be tolerable during them, but now?
We're still working towards it. Please, be patient.
I can't stand the wonder twins.
I do not like shafoozel. I do not want to give shaniqua the D. Shanghai is not an interesting character.
Speaking of which I haven't really wanted to give much of anything the D lately.
I mean I just kinda want a hug.
Shizune's got her own day; this is Hanako's day.
Katawa Shoujo should really come with a disclaimer.
>WARNING: MAY CAUSE INTROSPECTIVE THOUGHTS AND WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON, MAY CAUSE OBSESSION WITH A WOMAN WHO CAN NEVER ACTUALLY LOVE YOU BACK AND MAY CAUSE YOUR DICK TO BREAK
i think its got enough of a reputation to warrant that already
these anons found out the hard way
I want to feel her chest pressing against mine while we make passionate love in the missionary position
How do you sleep at night ksg? I am tired all the time because I just can´t get to sleep at night and have no time for it during the day because work.
I am starting to lose my mind over this, being sleep deprived all the time is fucking pain.
Well you know what nigga
I can respect that. I don't have a waifu and think the whole concept is silly but I've never felt such an attraction to these fictional women. I feel obligated to go back and rectify my mistakes.
I hope I can muster the courage.
>That feel when was one of the first batch of anons to play without knowing anything other than "cripple hentai"
>That feel as I slowly realized I didn't even want to see porn anymore
>That feel when all I wanted was her to be happy
It really does turn you into a soppy faggot.
You know despite the rampant homolust and shit-throwing between ks/b/, the newfag has got us to talk more about the VN than I can actually remember in recent memory these past few threads.
Fellow nocturnalbro here. Never could sleep at night. I just wound up working night jobs after high school and I feel much better for it.
go outside at night and jog around (unless you live in a shithole)
attempt to daydream, just sit and imagine things that you could possibly never accomplish but speculate on just how great it would be to do so.
i do this in tangents every day.
its like my dreams are more real than reality at this point
You see, all this here, it belongs to me now. Your men, your land, your money, your drugs, it's mine. Now, if you would, please fuck off before the sight of you makes me any more ill."
Hanako fumed at the girl's insolence. The fuck was this bitch, strolling onto her turf, right up to her face, and saying this kind of shit to her? She got up as close as possible to the blind cunt's face, making sure that she'd be able to smell her hot breath, putrid with days of caked on food and the scent of gingivitis and cigarette smoke.
"How about this deal: you get the FUCK out of here before I pull your cunt inside out, tie a rope around your uterus, and drag you down the street behind my Maserati?" She smiled and extinguished her cig on where she figured one of the bitch's nipples would be through her shitty blouse.
Lilly sighed deeply and brushed the ash from her tit.
"Guess what? I'm going to do something for you that I don't normally do. I'm going to tell you something about me, give you a little character exposition. Let's start with a pet peeve. You can tell a lot about a person by the sort of thing that really pisses them off. Would you like to know what gets me?"
Hanako turned to the men behind her with a look of disbelief. "The fuck is this bitch talk-"
"-I can't stand it when small fry act like they're big fish. You're nothing but talk and a cheap suit. So please leave before you regret it."
"Are you shittin' me? For fuckin' real? Alright, I was gonna be nice. I was only gonna let one of my guys rape you before turning you loose. But now? Now, I'm gonna let anyone that wants to fuck you so hard they cum out your mouth. But...not before I've had a turn teaching you what it means to talk shit in front of me."
I see some variation of this post to literally anything that happens.
>It's a girls' birthday!
Oh great shitposting
>Someone wrote something!
Oh great shitposting
>Someone drew something!
Oh great shitposting
>Hey guys I'm playing the game for the first time!
Oh great shitposting
You get the point.
>"anon, i haven't seen you post anything positive or worthwhile in the general the whole two weeks i have known you"
>this annoys me so i call him a shitposter and give him a big frown
Hanako cocked her fist back and aimed for Lilly's face, but the taller girl pulled away just as the tip of Hanako's knuckles were about to connect with her nose.
"Really? How do any of these men respect someone so incompetent?" she burbled.
"Hold the fuck still and I'll fucking show you, bitch."
Hanako released another shot at Lilly's face, this one with enough power to shatter it completely. However, it never reached its final destination, coming to rest in Lilly's outstretched palm instead. Lilly clamped her long fingers down around her fist, preventing Hanako from withdrawing it.
"What the hell? This is some bullshit, let go a me!"
Lilly smiled. "Say please."
The bones in Hanako's hand gave way under Lilly's suddenly titanic grip as if they were no more than toothpicks wrapped in dough. Sticky, warm juice trickled down Lilly's thighs as she heard each individual bone shattering with a pop like a firecracker. When she relinquished her grip, Hanako's hand dangled uselessly from her wrist, its structure less true to life than the drawing of one produced by a small child.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK! YOU FUCKIN' BITCH, MY HAND! FUCK! I'LL FUCKIN' KILL YOU!"
With her one good hand, Hanako reached into her pants and leveled a small pistol at Lilly's forehead.
"See how fuckin'...smug you are now, cunt. I'll-AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Hanako never managed to pull the trigger before Lilly, her movements agile and nearly imperceptible, grabbed her by the wrist and brought her other arm down upon her elbow in a swift chop. The force severed her arm at the joint, and an arc of blood splattered on the ground.
Lilly raised the arm above her head and brought down across Hanako's face, sending her reeling to the hard asphalt. The men behind her stood stock still, now acutely aware of the danger posed by this woman. The smell of hot urine wafted toward Lilly's nostril from the seat of Hanako's pants.
"Now see, imbeciles like you make me sick. You sitting there on the ground in a puddle of your own blood and piss is unforgivable. Unforgivable that a stupid bitch like you could ever have been privy to this much power, this much privilege. You could do so much with resources like this, but instead you chose to perpetuate petty turf and drug wars. I'm destined for something greater. I'd say I deserve what you have more than you do, right?"
"Guuhhhh," Hanako moaned, panting in pain like a bitch in heat.
Lilly's face scrunched up with disgust. "Never mind. Don't talk." She lifted her skirt, yanked down her panties, crouched over the debilitated girl, and urinated into her open mouth. Hanako choked and spluttered on the tepid liquid.
"Much better. Now, I was going to be nice and let you go. But now, I think I'm going to rape you, turn your cunt inside out, tie a rope around it, and drag you down the street behind your - sorry, my - Maserati."
Lilly reached into her purse, extracted a foot-long strap-on, and affixed it to her hips. She then grabbed Hanako by the pants of her piss-soaked suit and dragged her along the ground towards her. Her hands found purchase in Hanako's asscrack, and she ripped a hole through the seat of her pants and panties. Spreading her cheeks apart, Lilly brought the rod down into Hanako's anus with excessive force, pounding away brutally until every last drop of humanity was squeezed from her wretched frame.
Obviously. These threads should have died years ago, and the only discussion that there should be would be when new players come in like newfag here and begin to read about and discuss the novel.
There's so little Katawa Shoujo in Katawa Shoujo General that it's basically just a constant cycle of content-less or off topic posts and relentless shitposting.
>We're passing notes to communicate
Okay. That's fucking adorable.
But I ain't getting attached again.
I spent the last two hours bawling because Rin buttfucked my emotional response so hard it's still sore.
>those lit candles
Think she'd have a problem with that?
Actually, it probably would be fine just to have a thread in /v/ every time someone new to the game wanted to discuss it.
In fact, some people have already know about ksg's awful reputation and actually do make threads on /v/ about KS when they finish it, they get a couple hundred posts that surprisingly aren't
and people have a good time. That's how things should go. There aren't enough people on ksg at any one time to argue that it's still a containment general and not enough constant new players to warrant a general for the one or two times a month they crop up only to leave after a few days because everyone is so bent on being shits to them.
Lilly? I LOVE Lilly! You waifu a nigger repeatedly to you in becoming your enemy for the night with multiples cums. reaction? was it rape? crapawa shitjo is not a game. Fuck off homura/Wolf/Patient/Caps/Dubs/Stone/Tank/Laytnor/2013/Hearts/Shitty/Kenji/Panda/Thanatos/Req this general should have ended Janurary 31st 2012 >thighs it's only an elephant if you come to breed anon >you will never taste the french vanilla flavor of Lilly's lips life is so cruel even if you couldn't bring yourself to say those three words >yfw Shizune/Akira wins da waifub owl which /ksg/ shoujo is your favorite hello darkness my old friend salty tears and love despite what do you faggots even talk about anymore ks/b/ cripple neckbeard autism
I don't think so. We kissed, and she was happy. Not just happy with me, but happy with herself. It was genuinely touching.
That's a good ending if I ever heard of one.
I don't have a waifu.
If you ever decide to get 100%, you'd better lube up good, kid.
It's not worth the heartache
Just your daily reminder,
that it's only an elephant
if you make it that way.
And after the fire and the snow came down
two lost ones found their way together.
Because even though the trauma is there,
even though everyone is damaged,
she still loved you.
And she still showed you
the other side of the mountain,
away from the stigmas and sorrows,
where no one has to run away anymore.
That was in KSG.
And that also wasn't the original source. The joke was that some anon had been posting that particular question every day on KSG for a few weeks, and that that particular anon used it as the punchline.
Please don't act like you know what you're talking about when you don't.
i cant remember much of what went on that long ago anyways, i have shit memory
AWW FUCK YEA ANOTHER COMPETITION I STILL GOT THE PASTE FROM THE LAST ONE
>Rape is Love
This is what Hanabros actually believe.
EVERY CRIPPLES DESERVE TO BE HAPPY IN THIS GLORIOUS HANADAY!
>tfw Salad Guy will return for thread 3000
I WANT TO HABEEB
Even the KS devs don't want anything to do with the community anymore. Is it really surprising? Those first few hundred threads though....
>tfw you can never go home again
>tfw crippling loneliness
You guys know this feel, right?
Haven't visited KSG in almost 6 months now. Dropped in to say happy birthday to Hanako even though Emi and Akira are best girls. I would stay since this thread is almost not abysmally bad, but it's still pretty bad either way. I'll probably be back in a few months anyway.
Have fun bickering over thread personalities and rape accusations or whatever it is you do these days.
Here is the right one
I drop in every couple months myself, usually when something hits me with an attack of the feels. It never really goes away. Good luck out there, bro.
its sad really.
dying little by little every minute.
i think what we did was good though, no good thing ever dies.
I've been here from the beginning. I leave the thread whenever the homolust gets bad or whenever brogurt spams the thread to shit on Hanako's route.
I used to try and argue with all of it, but it's pointless. KSG is worth a lot to me, but it's not worth so much that I'm going to waste hours of my time every day to argue with a bunch of homosexuals and a psychopath.
Really? Not to defend the she-creature but she's pretty harmless and low-key compared to some of our problem children.
Were you around for patient? That guy was subhuman piece of dogshit.
>deaf people moans
Those are a thing, and they're fucking horrifying. I fingered a deaf chick once, and it was porobably the most horrible sexual experience I've ever had.
>those fucking noises, man
Patient was the last bastion against all of the garbage we have today. I'd rather have a noisy guard dog that shits the bed over piles of gay people having sex on my front door while another pile masturbates over pictures of Hanako in the bushes.
Like fucking a wookie, I'd imagine.
I gave up arguing a while ago.
That's mean, but if it's cathartic whatever.
Patient was a pain in the ass for certain, and I did leave for a while because the threads were unbearable. But she ERPs in the threads with a bunch of lonely anons and it's just painful to watch.
i think ill save that one for later generations
We could go kill her. Do the world a favor. You, me, a case of beer and a couple of Louisville Sluggers.
They'd give us fucking medals.
Learn to read and understand foreign names, ya neet.
When you think about it, Patient really was the only one holding all of that back.
I miss all of the old trips like Vic, RFM, and Aster. People who actually contributed to the community in some way, even if it wasn't strictly with writing or art. Now all we have is cunts like Satori and HD who only show up to homolust and stir shit.
I don't mean the Hanako love on her birthday. I'm talking about the hours that go by with nothing but image dumps of Hanako with filler garbage like "hana hana." It may as well be spam at this point. It's one of the downsides of the community existing for years, because there's nothing to talk about. New people come in and want to talk, but they get shouted down by the people who have been here the entire time and shitpost to pass the time.
Brogurt isn't the one that shuts that down, though. Brogurt is the one that spams any comment about her route with garbage about rape or edginess or whatever.
im sure a few thousand threads from now we will look back and be nostalgic for these thread too.
but i do miss the mountain bullshit posts, those were funny
I, for one, am eager to see if the newfriend agrees that
Misha is objectively the worst girl.
Not who you replied to but I can sort of understand where you're coming from.
It's annoying, but it's kind of interesting watching new players experience shit and eventually realize
that Hanako was best girl all along.
i always leaned towards akira on best grill votes because i'm a scrawny little cunt and i'm sure she could defend herself if dudes started hitting on her.
i could get her a MAC 10 for christmas
>heroine with vagina
dude what the fuck am i reading
Req had that drama where everyone found out he was ERPing with a trap, and the Miki route garnered a lot of controversy because of how a chapter turned out without his editors.
I have no idea what happened with Thanatos and why people go after him. There was one day where someone started going after him and claiming that he hated Hanako out of nowhere, and for some reason it stuck.
Strong taste, bruv
Guise. I'm waiting to lend a manga for one last time to a friend. I'm observing from height in campus building where wifi can still touch me. Asumming she exit from route she usually use, I could give her this manga. What do?
>[ ] keep waiting
>[ ] check if she is actually still there
Because Thanatos and Req aren't cunts and therefore it makes more people angry to shitpost at them and make up stuff about them
Who cares if someone harasses Patient or HD or whoever? No one. Hell, those guys probably crave it because it's attention. But driving off people that don't do anything but say "Hey, I made this because I still love the VN" drives the general closer to death
i wanted to post that but couldn't find it in my mountains of folders
He did his hundred doodles that he came to do, and left. We'll never see his like again.
>pic related, the one he did for me
>There was one day where someone started going after him and claiming that he hated Hanako out of nowhere, and for some reason it stuck.
I don't get that either. The only major incident I remember with Thanatos is a few years ago when someone went apeshit over a story her wrote about Hanako for Halloween. The only other time he came into the limelight, at least to my memory, was when all that KSGS stuff started with the writing contest.
In regards to Req, I still think that's his business and it shouldn't matter a damn. As for the chapter thing, I haven't actually read that but I can't imagine it'd warrant the shtiposting he gets.
Totally confused about Thanatos too. Did he deny a request? What happened?
And Panda got totally driven away with the ksgs stuff.
what the fuck did i just read
why would you do this
that is beyond stupid and retarded. why worship trips this way?
and this actually drove people away too?
Seeing Lilly with a gun always reminds me of this story from BFG
>Did he deny a request? What happened?
I wish I knew. There's always been an anon in these threads who had it out for me because I wasn't writing a Hanako story. I remember when I used to post updates for Akira and I'd always be met with someone asking me to write Hanako. I think he finally got frustrated and just started dumping that in the thread. Worst part is, it's probably someone on my friends list on Steam because it would only happen when I wasn't around.
I wish I knew how to contact him, man. I was in some really shitty times when he drew those few pictures based on descriptions out of the Akira pseudoroute, and that just brought me right back. I never even got to thank him for it because he was gone the second you could spot him.
A creepy obsession that took the writers' stories and their posts and tried to create a tiny cute persona for them.
There was an actual VN attempt for it a while back with its own general and everything.
It drove away most of the people mentioned.
>drove away a bunch of autists
Sounds like a resounding success to me!
Shit, we should make it a yearly tradition.
The Great KSG Purge
i cant remember what happened to him, im sure he got the good end though.
I THINK this is the right screencap
I'm one of the bros that only pops in every few months, but I'm glad to see you're still around, brah. Loved the Akira route. I hope you're doing better. I know the fandom is dying, but I hope you keep writing for it every now and again anyway. Cheers.
thats beyond fucking creepy?
was it just one autist? or multiple autists?