Katawa Shoujo General #2366
Heterosexual love edition
Last thread: >>74369637
Official Site (Katawa Shoujo is not a game!): http://www.katawa-shoujo.com/
Writebin: http://pastebin.com/8NpPmBHp (ded)
Katawa Crash: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3071
KSG Risk: http://pastebin.com/97aPKfHg
Desktop Katawas: http://www.mediafire.com/?ogvo1fh7d5x36j9
Artbook: http://www.mediafire.com/?ar123xtdzd0w0g2 or http://imgur.com/a/F2AOZ#0
KSG Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=776666
KS Alpha: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/KSAlpha
October /ksg/ Meet info: comfytheatre co uk/ksgmeet2014
Delicious milk chocolate
Thanks for making that
My only observation is that her chest is a little bigger
But other than that, great work!
Im not a fat neckbeard tho
D-Dont say that!
It makes me sad
When you use the card to put her in game, you can still edit stuff. So you can make her boobs as big as you like!~
Put a lightbulb on your head today. Think of a nice, new idea for something you're interested in.
How's KSG doing today?
Being a neckbeard transcends physical appearances. When you spill your spaghetti at fucking gamestop, or you tell someone the're objectively wrong, or maybe you just really hate human beings, that's your inner neckbeard. We all have a little neckbeard.
You see nigga, it ain't the length of the beard on your neck, but the length of your beard on your heart.
We're all gonna make it KSG. Everyone of you beautiful niggas.
Feeling very relaxed and genuinely happy for once in my life. thank you for asking.
We're posting delicious brown
You're a deep one
just like Rin
>tfw you were oblivious to her advances
>tfw you thought so low of yourself that you though it would be ridiculous for anyone to be attracted to you
>tfw you haven't talked to her in years
>tfw she probably has a boyfriend now
>tfw you will take these feels to the grave
If you had to choose between running with Emi or Miki, which girl would you choose?
>implying I'm a Mikifag
You don't see me shitposting every time somebody posts a character besides Rin, do you?
Let people enjoy what they like, especially when it's actually on topic this time. Cool your jets.
>tfw you were oblivious to her advances
DON'T MAKE ME FEEL THOSE FEELS AGAIN
I THOUGHT SHE WAS A LESBIAN, MAN
Don't let unfinished business eat away at you man. It will drive you into the ground and far beyond it until you wonder if the hole even had a beginning.
I ain't saying track her down, but you will be left wondering for the rest of your days if ya just keep it in.
One way or another you gotta make peace with it. You gotta let it go.
Oh, sweet! Hope that keeps up for you.
Hmm, looks like it. You guys already posted all the Miki I got.
Miki, if I had to pick. As much as I enjoyed Emi's route I was never really all too endeared to her character, and I feel like Miki would just be a fun person to hang out with in general.
Pic very related.
Not played in months
Tough choice. Can't I pick both?
I'd choose Miki, she's a lot more fun and doesn't seem to be the type to nag you constantly at what you do, she's like a bro, but also a pretty girl
Dunno about shizune, she's weird
She seems more fun and and I think hanging out with her afterwards would be cooler. She'd also be more laid back about running so it wouldn't become a chore to do every day. And I wouldn't want to get shown up by a girl with no legs.
I've actually confessed to three girls and have been turned down all the time
2 of them were lesbians tho
Awkwardness for the rest of the school year
Because she doesn't get enough love
Fluff please, you shouldn't be running or else it'll kill your gains. You should be hitting the weights and getting buffed up
because you might impress 2013.
S-sorry anon, I was busy at a convention all weekend...
Because delicious brown
>tfw Hanako is the only one without a definite kiss in her route
I never implied that she would bee interested in me.
The Miki curse. Closest attempt we've had of late was Req's route, but it tapered out near the end of its act 2.
It's a tough call, but I'll just be devil's advocate here.
Emi may have been a little forceful, but that's why people like her. She never really balked when Hisao seemed aloof, and managed to get him on the track.
In the end, Hisao appreciated her for it and it's one of the reasons why he fell in love with her.
Miki has seemed to be built up as more of a 'lax' character, and might not get Hisao, or me as the question asks, to all of those runs needed.
Emi's certainly capable of fun, she liked hanging out in occasions other than running, it's not as if that's what she's all about. Heck, if someone were more enthusiastic, there might even be more possible activities than a picnic every now and then.
It's a tough call for me. Emi's overall cuteness might win me over. Those pouts, man.
It's called the Miki curse
There is no finished pseudo-route of her
The struggle is real
That shit sucks. I was gonna read a miki route after I got done with Suzu's.
What's next then? Any other background character fics I got to read?
Misha, Akira, and Suzu are down. I need more shit to read.
Someone mentioned last thread that contest entries go in the group chat, just posting to say that's not necessarily true.
You can post them there if you want, but it's a better idea to post them in the thread. The group is just there to discuss things and have the rules posted.
Calm down buddy, you might pop a blood vessel there.
How do you guys imagine Hisao and Miki getting togehtere?
Mayhe he offers to helpnher study and they slowly get closer
Im checking ksg after a shower
Do old gym shorts count as boxers?
If so, boxers.
I can even wear them in public and not care much.
on a scale of 9 to 10 how mad does this image make you
I think i see what you mean
Miki helping him get fit and Hisao being her tutor
You're the one who started it.
Doesn't make me mad at all, I like Tile's older style more, though.
It'll be finished. Just have faith.
You have a really bad flu and you have to stay in bed for a whole day
Which Katawa do you think would take the best care of you?
I'd say Misha or Hanako
Misha seems like she would keep your spirits up and Hanako would do her best to help you
Tile switches up her style pretty much constantly from what I've seen.
I just want to see more variety in requests.
And it would be nice if there was a Hanako request where she was fully clothed for once.
Nice trip you've got there.
Lilly, absolutely. She's always trying to take care of people, she's a natural at it.
trying to keep a low profile so I dont get banned againSo how about those cripples huh pretty great amirite?
I am more than a scar
I am more than a girl
Feels will rise, from my guise
I am HANA
I am queen of the girls
Not a sue like Lilly-chan
Feels will rise, hear my cry
I am HANA
Tempted to post the whole thing. I already have it about half done.
I don't like WoW but I've always drooled for Warcraft lore and flavor.
I'll work on the song more, if you'd like it.
Also, this. Just because beta glitches are funny sometimes. Unless they put your character in purgatory and you have to relevel them for the fifth time. Fuck that shit.
Guys, is it too late to submit? Here is my submission.
All I'm doing is Hearthstone these days anyway, I'm not too concerned.
And we've got a new single-player mode out tomorrow, I couldn't be more happy.
I casually shut the door behind me, watching the beams of sunlight shrink down to a mere sliver before vanishing entirely. I consider bidding them a formal farewell -for a second- but I decide against it. I’ll see them soon again when Hanako and I are out on the town.
I definitely am looking forward to our date today. Since she’s started spending nights out with the newspaper club, I haven’t been able to spend as much time with her as I’d like. When I found out that she had no plans for today, I gladly took advantage of the fact, and now here I am, standing just inside the girls’ dormitories, going to pick her up so we can head out.
Darn those newspaper club girls, stealing my girlfriend away from me! And to think I haven’t even been properly introduced to any of them. But that’s what Hanako insisted, for better or worse. While I had my reservations at first, I’m okay with the thought of her becoming more independent.
Anyway, what role shall I take once I meet up with her? I’m leaning towards playing the refined gentleman, forever grateful for finally having been given the opportunity to spend time with such a wonderful lady. Like something straight out of some cheesy romantic drama.
And following our date, a rigorous session of lovemaking. I sometimes feel like our sex life has been slipping… for a number of reasons, but I think I’ve got a couple tricks up my sleeve that might help rekindle that fire. We have been going strong for over a third of a year, and I’m not ready to give up just yet.
Brushing off my clothes, as if to prepare myself for the role, I parade myself towards Hanako’s room. As I approach her door, a note stuck to it catches my eye. After seeing that it’s addressed to me, I pull it from its resting place, and then prepare to read it more thoroughly. It is possible that she doesn’t want anyone else to see it, and that she put it up since she knew I was coming soon.
I’d like to talk. Meet me on the school roof.
I check the back side of the letter. Is this some kind of prank, or trick? I look the note over several times more, each time hoping to see something saying “Just kidding. See you at the Shanghai.”
A sinking feeling arises in my stomach as I realize what this means. Something isn’t right. Something between us. God damn it. These problems should have been gone months ago. But now something has come up, and she wants me alone on the rooftop to tell me about it. The rooftop…
I shove the thoughts out of my mind as quickly as they entered. No. She’s not going to jump, or do anything stupid like that. She wants to talk. She wrote it right here. Right here. It says right here that she wants to talk about… whatever it is. That means that she’s willing to let it out instead of bottling it up. That’s good.
If she’s willing to talk, then I guess I am.
I pass by some familiar faces as I travel to the school’s rooftop. And I’m sure that not one of them goes without noticing the look of sadness on my own face. What would I say if they asked what was up? “Oh, I’m just going to be told some bad news by my girlfriend on a day that was supposed to be spent in town with her.” And then they would ask “What kind of news?” And I would say “I have no idea.”
I shove open the door to the rooftop, loudly enough to make my presence known. I scan my surroundings to find her sitting on the very edge of the roof, on the other side of the fence. She looks in my direction, and then averts her gaze when we make eye contact.
Were those… tears I saw in her eye? How did things go sour this quickly? We were just fine yesterday. Even this morning, I was bordering on being the most exuberant man in the world. And right now, in spite of all that, one kick off the wall could be the end for her.
The gravel crunches under my foot as I step toward her.
>her brain was flooded with oxytocin to the point that the hormone lightly seeped out of her ears. Emi sensually bended down and licked the oxytocin, taking in her hormones.
MAKE IT STOP!
Someone post juicy canoe to fight it off!
that was totally a bad reaction image, I should have looked more closely
here's sonichu instead
we're posting fanfiction?
I dont own HP. JKR does butt it should be owed by the stat cuz privacy property is evil lol. Workers of the world urinite! If you flam you have false consciousness.
"Harry, you look different," said Hermione as I joined her and Ron in a compartment on the Hogwarts Express.
I suppose I did. I was wearing an ushanka with a Red Star, a Che Guevara T-shirt, and browline glasses. I had grown a scruffy beard and had had my scar changed from a lightning bolt to a hammer and sickle.
"Why are you wearing a shirt with that murderer on it?" asked Hermione as I sat down.
"He's not a murderer, he's a soldier," I explained. "I'd be offended, but I know you've been brainwashed by the bourgeoisie capitalist establishment. You're suffering from false consciousness."
"What's false consciousness?" asked Ron curiously. I knew he would be more open to communist ideas because he was part of the proletariat, whereas Hermione was part of the bourgeois intelligentsia.
"False consciousness is when people think communism is bad," I explained. "Since communism is good, it means they're obviously insane."
"Harry, are you a communist?" asked Hermione in a quiet voice. I could tell she was scared, probably of losing her private property.
"As a matter of fact, I am!" I said, knowing I had nothing to be ashamed of. "Uncle Vernon was complaining about communists one day and I decided that anyone hated by Uncle Vernon couldn't be that bad. So I read The Communist Manifesto and discovered how the world really worked."
"But — but," said Hermione, at a loss for words, "President Reagan said the Soviet Union was the evil empire. He wouldn't have said that if it weren't true!"
I signed, wondering if Hermione was too deep in false consciousness to ever come around to the correct way of thinking.
I'm glad you like it, anon!
Nope. "Harry Potter Becomes A Communist"
Everyone stared at me as I entered the Entrance Hall, which was the entrance to Hogwarts. I guessed most people in the wizarding world didn't know about communism, because they just seemed to think I looked weird. That was good. I'd be able to talk to them about communism without having to break through the revulsion conditioned into so many people by western media.
Suddenly, Professor McGonagall approached me. Now that I knew about communism, I could see that her face had the smug, satisfied look of bourgeois elitism.
"You are not permitted to wear that shirt," she said oppressively. "Che Guevara was an evil murderer or something."
"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!" I yelled outrageously. "I FUCKING HAVE FUCKING FREEDOM OF FUCKING SPEECH!"
"Mr. Potter, that kind of language is not allowed in school," McGonagall said capitalistly. "Neither is the image of Che Guevara, the hammer and sickle, or other symbols of hate."
"THE FUCKING HAMMER AND THE FUCKING SICKLE ARE NOT FUCKING SYMBOLS OF FUCKING HATE!" I explained. "THEY FUCKING ARE FUCKING SYMBOLS OF FUCKING PEACE! FUCKING ANTI-COMMUNISM FUCKING LED TO FUCKING IMPERIALIST AND FUCKING RACIST WARS IN FUCKING KOREA AND FUCKING VIETNAM! YOU'RE A FUCKING RACIST!"
Then I put up my middle finger at her and ran into the Great Hall before she could stop me. I couldn't believe racist Professor McGonagall had tried to repress me! It was like Kent State all over again!
>it was like Kent State all over again
it sucks you're grounded and can't shitpost tonight, anon.
maybe I can be your shitty tonight?
Do you have something against butt?
“…Want to kick it up a notch?”
She nods in response, but the look in her eye doesn’t reveal if that’s what she really desires. I guess it would make sense if she wanted to, so she could get her release as well. That’s something I’m more than willing to comply with.
Our pace speeds up. I try to shut out all of the thoughts infecting my conscience. Just focus on the physical sensations. Nothing else matters except that, right now, me and Hanako are having sex.
Her breasts bounce with every plunge, back and forth. Our skins rub together, coated with a layer of perspiration, drawn out by the heat. She wraps her arms around me, pulling me closer. Tighter.
She’s attractive. Really, really attractive. It’s terrible that she’d throw that beauty of hers around like that to sleep with another guy. Especially since she’s now an adult, and her scars don’t matter in the slightest.
My teeth clench. I go faster still, as if to discipline her. As if to rectify her. As if to rectify us. As if to prove that I can be good enough for her. An act of defiance against my heart, who wants me to stay down. But I won’t give it that satisfaction.
Hanako’s nails begin digging into my back. Her legs wrap around my abdomen, pushing me deeper into her. Her inner walls tighten around me. This… is it.
A cry escapes her mouth, accompanied by a sudden break in her pace. She begins moving up and down me more quickly, on her own accord, shuddering with each pulse. The sensation is incredible, making her react like this, and combined with how it feels to me… I can’t hold on much longer either.
One final groan escapes from me, as climax overtakes my body as well. That familiar and oh-so-sweet surge of heat explodes through my body. My senses begin shutting down, I begin to buck my hips indiscriminately, my eyes bolt shut, and any sound she makes is drowned out by the ringing in my ears.
>She’s attractive. Really, really attractive. It’s terrible that she’d throw that beauty of hers around like that to sleep with another guy. Especially since she’s now an adult, and her scars don’t matter in the slightest.
What the fuck am I reading
This isn't a story, this is a fantasy out of some psychotic sperg's diary.
you could have stopped it
no you actually couldn't have, if it makes you feel better
Topdecks don't happen in real life. You got no chance.
So are any of the routes fully done in the alpha version yet?
It's time to play "Who's That Writefag!?"
I will post an excerpt of a work by a KSG writefag. Your job is to identify the writefag who wrote it! Simple enough, right? Let's GOOOO!
"The lit sign at the front of the bus reads '6:34 P.M.'
These trips really do start to speed by when you've got your mind on other things. The city I had departed not more than an hour ago rolls back into view, thanks to a hurried trip to the dorm allowing me to make it back to the stop for the next ride.
My attire has changed from that of bland work clothing to something more presentable in public. I have no right to try and impress Akira if she's working things out with someone she already has, but at the same time I can't afford to look like a slob. It's nothing more than a one-sided feeling, but there isn't a man alive who doesn't try to look good for the girl he likes.
A blue plaid sweater-vest was my solution. It's a present I got for Christmas one year, and it's the nicest thing I have aside from the suit, which is on the verge of needing a trip to the cleaners anyway. It's not exactly a fashion statement, especially when one takes the pair of khakis I decided to wear into account, but it should be enough."
Based GY. Someone should commission this fool to do lewd ks.
Quick /ksg/ - Take a picture of your favorite animeem and then draw a picture of it in <5 minutes. Others guess which animeem it is and the picture you drew.
""And then there's Lilly! Wahahaha really Shicchan? Lilly is an evil favored soul. Shicchan says Lilly's character is shackled, with no equipment except for her clothes."
"Wait… Lilly's a prisoner? I thought we were all supposed to be heroes!" Emi's protests are waved away by Shizune, as she hands Misha a piece of paper to read out to the group.
"Lilly is a criminal. She was arrested by Hanako, who now has to take her back to the capitol to face justice. Right now you're in the woods, where Hanako doesn't know the way, so she hired Emi and Miki to be her guides. Your mission is to take Lilly to the city, alive! Good luck!"
Disturbed, Lilly turns to Misha. "I'm evil?"
Misha nods enthusiastically. "Yep!"
"But what did I do?"
The question is translated and in response Shizune rubs her temples.
"She says it was something evil. You're evil, so you have to act like it!"
"It matters to me, though," Lilly responds reproachfully.
Misha and Shizune discuss this briefly. Finally, Misha is able to offer an answer.
"Shicchan says you sacrificed an entire orphanage to perform a ritual."
Lilly gasps, covering her mouth with a genuine look of shock.
"That's terrible! I would never do such a thing!"
With one hand Shizune lifts her glasses, so that she can pinch the bridge of her nose with the other. She doesn't need to tell Misha what she wants her to say."
You guys are on point!
"As she was prone to do when she traveled on these bouts of fancy, here eyes were soon drawn to her window and the world beyond.
'The stars are so pretty tonight... I wonder how they do it. Being awake all the time. They're just like me. Kinda. They sleep all day and come out at night,' she mused with a snort. 'I wonder if they ever get tired. They must, shining so bright like that all the time,' a yawn punctuated her thoughts. 'Maybe I should join the Astronomy Club. I could uncover their secrets. They're probably easier to understand than some idiot boy.' Another yawn. She grabbed her body pillow and yanked it close. 'I can do that tomorrow, though. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Tomorrow...'"
Not quite! Let's see if you can get this one.
"I never thought that there was another three word phrase more powerful than "I love you".
It happens to be "I am engaged".
Two years later, Hanako and I are engaged and the wedding date is less than a week away. Poor Hanako spends all day on the phone making sure catering services will be there on time, that the food won't be too cheap, that the florists have our arrangements ready, that everyone has RSVP'd...
The list of tasks go on and on. Half of them I’ve helped her with, but the recent few months I'd been participating in less and less of them."
Round 1 (Thanatos)
Round 2 (Req)
Round 3 (Panda)
Round 4 (Mehkanik)
"Anyway, she's cute. I'm gonna make a move man. Can't waste this."
Kenji suddenly scoots away from me, and turns to Miki.
"So... in the mood for love tonight?"
Miki nearly mirrors my reaction.
"Oh, come on. Don't play dumb..."
Kenji wobbles in his sitting position, lets out a sigh, and apparently passes out, collapsing right onto Miki's lap."
Going to guess Thanatos. I feel as if I've read it before.
I'm sorry, but that is incorrect.
Kenjitrip is the correct answer!
By popular demand, this will be the final round. Thank you all for playing tonight!
"She seems pleased by my surprise and leers at me with a mysterious glint in her crimson eyes, and a neutral, Mona Lisa smile. She’s mentioned to me before that her red eyes and white hair are the result of a pigment deficiency, and that she’s “nothing to be afraid of.” The phrase has since had the opposite of the intended effect. Then again, maybe it was intended. She certainly fancies herself something of an enigma.
She sighs impatiently at my lack of response, exhaling a long stream of smoke. “I was just wondering. Can you feel your own heartbeat?”
I’m a bit taken aback. “I don’t know what you mean.”"
Just got back from watching the Walking Dead. I got to season 2 episode 3 before coming back here. Whoever i was talking to yesterday was right, it relies too much on cliffhangers, but it's okay. I rate the shambling spooks 7/10.
It's really the same flow many 'premium channels' have taken up.
Exciting seasons but it could well devolve into crap for a while season or more.
>mfw my starting strength takes me to the very end of this
You're not seriously going to tell me you don't do the same thing. I've seen you replying to 5-hour-old posts.
If he refuses to use a tripcode then I am forced to assume everyone who posts as him is him.
I don't like all the attention it draws to me, but otherwise I don't really care.
>I don't like all the attention it draws to me
Yeah I realized after I wrote that how stupid it was.
What I mean is - I don't like all the attention it draws to my writing. I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy, and I realize there are flaws in my story (but not generally the stuff people dislike about it), so hearing people today talk about a story I wrote 2 years ago, well, it's sort of embarrassing.
I'll just have to work hard on my next writing thing in order to show that I've grown.
I've been writing, believe it or not, just not in a serial format. It's something I will be able to show once it's completed.
I've also been reading, which is as important as writing (a lot of people seem not to realize that).
Well, I've never read it, but I've seen the things people dislike about my story and I've seen examples of the kind of writing you guys seem to think is good. If that one post in the last thread is any indication of your standard of good writing, then I'm not really worried about what you guys think.
I think it's unfair to judge the tastes of all of KSG based on the tastes of other individuals here. I'm not either of the people that responded to you, but I will say that I particularly liked Flopsy's choice of characterization for Rika more than the one you decided to go with.
I think it'd be interesting to see what you think of their work, in any case.
I didn't do the game but here.
The first one is from Thanatos's Akira route. I think it's in act 2 since Hisao and Akira aren't together yet. http://pastebin.com/u/thanatos02
This is the Req one http://pastebin.com/5FjWfxvZ
This is the Panda one http://pastebin.com/datRpeqw
This is the Mehk one http://pastebin.com/T0Y9W4sF
The fifth one is from Kenjitrip's Kenji route. I don't know which part. http://pastebin.com/u/tripkenji
This is Hearts http://pastebin.com/8RyjniYH
I just don't read or write KS fanfiction anymore, so for all intensive purposes I'm no longer a part of the KSG writing community.
I really used Rika as a vehicle for a very unusual story that didn't really have much to do with her character profile. The fact that I added all that extra junk to her means to me that it'd be easy to write a completely different character based on the limited "canonical" details about her. So really a comparison isn't as fair as it might seem. My character of her was highly original and just involved some research into her condition and some connecting-the-dots between herself and the main character.
Someone else's story about her doesn't really interest me for the same reason most KS fanfiction doesn't interest me. I'm just no longer into it. Actually I never really was much of a fanfiction reader even back in the day, I just did it to support my friends who were writers, really. Never got much enjoyment out of it myself.
I'm in a skype call and my friend is singing a song about /ksg/. Someone please help
>mfw all of my friends and family members are all involved
Why do you hang your self worth on an outside force like a girlfriend?
Because I'm 26 and can't fold my own laundry.
It's a trap!
Don't be stupid or unnecessarily presumptuous. That's what killed me.
no, but it went something like this.
>Something's wrong with /ksg/ today
>I don't know what it is
>Somethings wrong with Lily's eyeees
>She's seeing things in a different way, and god knows it ain't clear
>It sure ain't no surpriiiise
*chorus i forget*
>There's something wrong with /ksg/ today
>Hanako's getting crispy
>There's a meltdown in her skiiiin
>If you can judge a cripple
>By the color of her skin
>Then mister you're a better man than I
>You can't stop yourself from staaaaring
"okay now i'm bored"
obviously to the tone of "livin on the edge"
my friends are fucking stupid.
Having a girlfriend who is organized is really helpful. She can get your shit together and help you get everything sorted. A lot of people do badly single because they lack the basic life skills that a life partner often brings to the table.
So a lot of guys fantasize about finding a girl who will solve all of their problems. And it's not that bizarre a fantasy, really, because that's what a lot of women do for a lot of men. That's where the saying "behind every great man is a great woman" comes from. And all those famous guys who said "I couldn't have done it without her" aren't exaggerating, they really can't get their own shit together without a woman's help.
Not really. Women look for similar things in men. Have you ever seen the self-insert fanfics written by teenage girls about them being swept off their feet by knights in shining armor? Same concept.
Evening /ksg/! How are y'all holding up?
Why didn't you record that mate? Sound's hilarious
Alright I think I get it. Sorry, I won't complain when I see you.
Please have a nice day!
Recording it never crossed my mind. plus wer're both too drunk to even care at this point
got done setting up a new ftp server for my house. About to play through Hana's route for the first time. It's the last route I have to complete.
Just had a sub myself mates. Hadn't eaten all day so it was delicious
ah, that explains a bit. You'll have to sing an encore then bro
I could do a better job impersonating 2013.
Remember when I pretended to be Stone and convinced everyone he met a girl in Niagara Falls?
>About to play through Hana's route for the first time. It's the last route I have to complete.
that's like saying that you feel obligated to step on a nail and have it go in your heel up to the head just because you previously hammered a nail into wood at some point
like, it's a really bad idea and a really unpleasant experience
Yes, I know that well.
I've been familiar with the term 'Hana' in the past.
Hey, fuck you man. Stop shitposting and ruining the general for everyone. Did you seriously come out of the woodworks looking to whine at someone? I'm a victim I'm a victim I'm a victim!!!!
If you could impersonate him better, do it.
Thanks bros! Hana doesn't seem like too bad of a katawa, here's hoping I like the story
Can't be all that bad right? And besides I gave my word to the thread many editions ago that I would, and I am nothing if not a man of my word mate
Now you're just being silly. Don't be troublesome, anon. Getting people all worked up over silly things. I was merely stating my point of view.
I've got funposting cred to spare. You're just an upstart.
Oh, don't try and cause trouble over something so silly as that, you're ruining the thread. All that anon was doing was stating a perfectly valid opinion and you come in and start shitposting.
I painted a new painting today, although I need to make it a lil brighter and fill in a few small blank spots. I'll probably finish tomorrow and start my next one, which will be black and white
Unreasonable troublesome anons troubling reasonable anons with the trouble-starting troublesome unreasonable methods that lack any reason and seem to only cause trouble?
Oh I knew. I knew full well. I was gonna ask her out but I pussied out and instead started stammering about how I liked her shirt That was the last time I ever talked to her
"No. Get off of me!
"Fine. Have it your way."
The taller girl reached down to the girl she was sitting on and began to relentlessly tickle her sides. The smaller girl squirmed and bucked her hips, but laughter made her weak.
"Hahahaaa Stop! Ahhhhh! Ahahaha!" she screamed.
"Say~ it!" the taller girl sang.
"No ahahaha NO!"
Nimble fingers continued to slip through the smaller girl's defenses and slowly the girl on bottom's thrashing weakened. The taller girl grabbed her quarry's hands and pinned them to the floor above her head.
"I'll give you one more chance, sis. Say it."
The smaller girl struggled to catch her breath, slowly blinking tears of laughter from her eyes. Then, she quietly mumbled under her breath, a pink blush gracing her cheeks in the process.
The taller girl was unimpressed. With a flash, she reached down and pinched her sister's side, causing another scream of laughter.
"I can't hear~ you~."
Another mumble came up from the ground, followed by another pinch and another squeal.
The taller girl smirked. "Still can't hear~ you~!"
"Fine! Fine! Your butt is nicer than mine!" the smaller girl yelled.
"One more time."
"Do I really need to?"
The taller girl wiggled her fingers in reply, and slowly began to move her hand downwards.
"No! Your butt is nicer than mine! Your butt is nicer than mine!"
"There, was that so hard?" she asked before climbing off of her sister. The taller girl stood up and twisted to look at her own butt. "Damn. It even looks great in pajamas. Don't you think?"
The shorter sister yanked herself up and rubbed her aching sides. "Yeah. Sure. Whatever. Help me do my makeup."
The shorter sister plopped down in front of the vanity and felt her way around the makeup containers, choosing her favorites. The taller sister took those containers and began to apply them. Silence gripped the two before the taller sister broke it.
"I love you, Leaf."
"I love you too, Pandora."
One of my best friends swooped in and they've been in a relationship for a while now.
Laughed harder than I should have at that mates
Try again bro, and if that door is shut then go find someone new. Not like there's a buttload of women on this planet
STOP WRITING HERE AND DO YOUR THING
One hour left for writing. So far we've only got... two actual stories? That and two or three joke submissions.