Goddess of Tits and Ass Edition
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The key differences between the Wii U version and the 3DS version are that there will be certain stages exclusive to the Wii U/3DS.
The Wii U is being designed for a more multiplayer experience, while the 3DS version for a more personal experience.
The art styles will also be different. Both systems will share the same characters.
The 3DS version will be releasing on October 3rd, the Wii U version Winter, both of this year.
Collection of Sakurai's Updates:
- Villager from Animal Crossing
- Mega Man from Mega Man
- Wii Fit Trainer from Wii Fit
- Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy
- Little Mac from Punch-Out!!
- Greninja from Pokémon X/Y
- Mii Fighters
- Palutena from Kid Icarus
- Pac-Man from Pac-Man
- Lucina from Fire Emblem: Awakening
- Robin from Fire Emblem: Awakening
Official Trailer, Character Intros, and other videos:
Smash 64/Melee/Project M Emulation Netplay Guide
/ssbg/ site (extras:Roster Maker, mods, links, etc.):
/ssbg/ Steam Group:
>Goddess of Tits and Ass Edition
That's not Hylia.
SS Tier: Palutena, Robin, Greninja
S tier: Lucina, Little Mac, Megaman
A tier: Wii fit trainer, Villager
B tier: Pacman (he seems pretty shitty)
Ganon will suck so as sonic, in fact why sonic have 3 abilities that do the exact same thing?
>S Tier: Megaman
Holy shit, son, you've not been paying attention, have you? I'd be very surprised if there's someone more shit than Megaman.
Also, Lucina is a worse version of Marth. don't hold high hopes for her.
New here? One tip:
Megaman has no killing moves, they all do shit knockback, is really slow/clumsy, and has laughable damage output. So far he's got nothing going for him. I really hope Sakurai noticed and buffs the living fuck out of him.
Unpopular opinions: There are no 'bad' characters in Smash, anon. Any character can beat any character 1 on 1. The ability of the character is based on the ability of the player.
That's true to an extent.
Different attacks have different attributes, such as landing lag, damage, etc.
In high-leveled play, a character like Meta Knight has superiority over a character like ganondorf because of MeatNight's speed and ability to rack up damage extremely well, as opposed to Ganondorf's incredibly crippling end lag which leaves him vulnerable for most of his attacks.
Fuck man don't say that shit.
We both know this shit wont happen and we will both be dissapointed. If sonic does get a boss it will probably be one of the sinister 6 and not even one of the good ones.
likelyhood of Sonic bosses on Windy Hill
2. any other deadly six
3. Doctor Ivo Robotnik in his final boss mech from Lost World
4. any other Eggman mech
likelyhood for Green Hill Boss on 3DS
2. wrecking ball Eggman
It's like Mega Man fans
You have a loud majority that can't count their blessings and a sensible minority that realizes "holy shit Star Fox hasn't had a good game in ten years while we had one back in ~07"
I think he was counting Prime 3, Prime trilogy, and Other M I think we should be grateful for getting even that, though. considering Metroid hasn't been huge since the Gamecube or pre-64 era
So because F-Zero is even more dead we're peachy that Metroid hasn't had a decent game since 2007? Or are you fine with them serving shit on a plate and taking it like a cheap whore?
DK got a decent reboot, Star Fox is getting one as well. No reason to leave behind these two other series.
>not being grateful for a game because m-muh story
>caring more about the story than the gameplay
Metroidfags ladies and gentlemen.
Hey guys, F-Zero GX is shit because it's story is stupid as hell.
It's still complete and utter shit from every perspective, not just story.
>Implying Metroid Prime is a lesser game because it's not like the originals
I bet you think the 3D Zelda games suck because they aren't like the 2D ones.
A shitty game is better than no game at all, and shows that the company care at least slightly.
Sonic 06 was shit, but it showed that Sega was trying to breathe life back into the hedgehog, even if it was a very, very bad attempt at doing so
I recently completed Other M. What an utter piece of shit, switching the controls was a pain in the ass and whenever I was almost having fun, a new and much too long cut scene came and most of the game just felt like a much worse Fusion.
Then go play something that isn't Metroid.
I'd prefer they made a new game entirely and didn't water down the formula of an existing franchise.
At least if they make a bad game that's an actual Metroid game they can learn from it for the future.
it's cause we've never made a game before
Yeah I know, Smash 4 is gonna be Brawl 2.0 and these faggots are thinking otherwise.
So fucking stupid right? LAMO!
from IGN's interview with Miyamoto and Takashi on the subject of Amiibo
Takashi: And the other thing is we're not putting any restrictions on size. We can make amiibo in a variety of size ranges. We could make a giant one. We could even make a giant robot amiibo (laughs).
You know, I think the game could have been great with some changes.
Let Samus work alone again/get rid of the GF troops, get rid of most cut scenes and especially the boss fight against Nightmare.
The bottle ship was kinda neatbut I think they should've made it into a testing facility to get into living under extreme circumstances (extreme heat/cold etc), that way they could have made it like descending into Dante's version of hell. Now, get more into the A.I.-gone-mad thing and create an Event Horizon like feeling.
>yfw Sakurai releases the Palutena amiibo
It's skyscraper sized
>No need to be upset that 64 is the only good game.
Fixed that for you.
Now you don't sound like you're deluded.
>muh long-ass hitstun
>Pikachu and Kirby are more broken as fuck than Fox and Marth
>one player dominating the scene too hard, Isai is a fucking god in 64 compared to Mango with Melee
You realize you just did what you were originally accusing /ssbg/ of.
>I am glad that most of you retards are just rosterfaggots and don't know how the meta works.
Look at you now, acting like you know how the meta works and only making it more obvious that you don't.
>Implying other M is promoting prime style
>implying they aren't giving you a 2D metroid you'd like anyway since this article clearly indicates that they want to appeal to both audiences separately.
Make a custom stage with conveyor belts heading towards the middle. Turn off all items except sandbags. Start game with 2 players.
Congrats, you have all CDs ever now
>Captcha: accomplished wainisc
Isai is the god of 64 because nobody else plays 64 anymore, even vanilla Brawl has more of a scene than it now.
And even then Melee's not faring much better. EVO helped the game somewhat but it's still suffering. The "big 5" are near-untouchable by most other players and are almost always the top 5 at tournaments, and even the general meta is starting to become stale as fuck with the space furry mirrors everywhere since pretty much no other character has been capable of keeping up with the skill creep over time except for them.
You have no idea what you're talking about you stream monster.
PM will never be as big as an official game because it's just a fanmod, and bigger tournies aren't going to support it as a main game just because they run the risk of getting sued out the ass by Nintendo if they charge for it.
How do I not? Mango even dropped Puff because he said he thinks the character isn't usable anymore now that people adapted to it.
Ever heard of the "Year 20XX" joke that gets passed around a lot in the Melee community nowadays? It's directly relating to what I'm talking about.
Skill creep is a very real thing; like how Wesker was once broken tier in UMvC3 but once people learned over time how to fight him he became mid at best.
>undermining Isai's skills when there are an abundance of active 64 players
>calling the Melee meta "getting stale" when a Pikachu made it into the to 6 of Melee's biggest tournament and a Puff got second
>spreading the lie that only space furries can keep up
God I hate you imbeciles the most.
Shut your whore mouth and never open it again, Melee really will go stale because of you tier slut documentary generation nitwits.
The worst fucking shitstorm that will affect /v/ and /ssbg/. Even if he gets confirmed, both will cause the same butthurt effect.
Also a gold hitter if he gets deconfirmed, Xenoblade fanboys getting upset hard.
Watch how the Mewtwofags will literally scream in rage when they think that Greninja stole their slot.
>K. Rool or no DK rep at all
DK fanbase bitching hard how Sakurai favors the KI fanbase too much.
Same as people who want Shulk. Probably butthurt and confused why Sakurai added RH enemies and maybe a stage, but no playable RH rep.
Same like the DK fanbase, screams in terror how his series needs to be represented in Smash. "6 More Years" will be the meme they fucking hate.
Ridley is not in Smash 4
There is literally no mention of him.
In fact, if you tried to go back and play a Metroid game after playing Smash 4 Ridley would not be there either. You'd walk into the boss room but suddenly there's no Ridley.
Super Metroid will be able to be completed in a few minutes as you can simply grab the baby metroid and go home because there is no Ridley.
In time, Ridley will be forgotten and he will fade from people's memories as if he never existed.
Ridley will retroactively cease to exist.
Talking about which smash game is better than the next is for /metafags, cant we all be happy that there's a new smash coming out. Buy it play it then qq on 4chan about how broken said character is, otherwise theorycrafting tier list w/o playing is just gay. get a life /chanfags
>then qq on 4chan
Pfhahaha ragequit on 4chan? What does that even mean ahahaha
At the end of the day, Ridley is just a big ol dragon for our knight in shining armor, Samus, to slay.
You can swap him for any of the other big scary monsters in Metroid and the only difference it'll make is that Ridley killed her parents
For a space pirate antagonist yes.
He doesn't look noble like most dragons tend to, he looks evil and deranged which fits his role perfectly.
For the premise of Metroid, he's the best space dragon design.
I don't think anyone could come up with better.
I would say that his designs in the Prime games do fit the motifs behind his character much better than regular Ridley, though. They also look more threatening, which is something that a protagonist like Samus needs for the player to feel challenged.
When the battle is Amazonian bird lady in a mech versus pogo stick world champion riddles the purple dragon, you have to go to certain lengths to make the latter name sound like an actual boss fight. In Super this meant "a you have to lose" fight and in Brawl this meant the cut-scene of him destroying Samus prior.
With Meta Ridley, you don't quite need that, and with Omega Ridley it seems even more daunting because you're going from mechanized pogo champion to radioactive mechanized pogo champion.
The fact that Retro has been able to improve on standard Ridley already shows me that there's a variety of ways to do Ridley's concept just as well if not better than the original.
>Xenoblade fanboys getting upset hard
I have no hope that he gets in at this point so if he's not in, okay. But if he gets in that's cool because he is a unique fighter. At the end of the day they are all video game characters and there will be plenty to choose from.
The reason why Ridley has only been teased as a stage boss is because he's Wii U exclusive. He's not being saved for some great character reveal, but rather to build hype for the Wii U version of the game, which we know little about.
Shit, of course I meant to say "all other stage bosses we've seen appear on 3DS". Ridley is the only one who's been "shown" but is Wii U exclusive. If the Wii U version was releasing first, we'd have seen him in PotDs long ago.
I put a preorder on for the Limited Edition 3DS XL but due to me being a lucky fuck, I'm getting the European version a day or two before the official release on October 3rd due to the store I preordered from being owned by my father
>"6 More Years"
And the worst part of this is that this is what will keep Isaac from being forgotten, if Nintendo doesn't bother publishing a new Golden Sun game by then.
You know what to do
implying Nintendo gives a shit about anything other than repackaging the same characters repeatedly to farm money from children.
>Palutena has a splendidly touchable butt.
that feel when DK won't get a newcomer because Sakurai doesn't care and everybody is perfectly content with Donkey and Diddy for the rest of Smash Bros existence
You live in a delusional world if you think we're getting a newcomer. I want one, but it's not happening. Maybe if Tropical Freeze started before Smash development, MAYBE, but it didn't.
>Kirby has a quite touchable butt.
Really, I don't see it?
What new stages would you like to see in either version, /ssbg/? Personally if we get a Busted Bayou stage with similar visuals for all characters, I'll be more than satisfied.
We won't get any new items or newcomers for DK, and the only stage we'll have are older stages like Jungle Japes. We'll also still have no assist trophies yet again.
Stop asking for stuff that won't happen.
If DK gets an assist trophy I will post my penis in /ssbg/, you can screencap but I have nothing to lose because it won't happen, just like it didn't happen for the last game either.
So would something like this ever work? Are the bongos capable of doing all the things a normal controller can do? I never used one of them before and I want to try this.
Alright, /ssbg/, pick a Pokemon that you want to see be an Assist.
>Difficulty level 3.5: No legendaries
>Difficulty level 6.0: Post-Brawl gens only
>Difficulty level 9.0: Say what they do and why they would be a good Assist.
Pumpkaboo's Signature Move, Trick-or-Treat, turns the target into a Ghost-Type making them immune to Normal and Fighting moves. In Smash, it would use it on who summoned it, making them immune to attacks that didn't have some element tied to them for a limited amount of time.
>pick a Pokemon that you want to see be an Assist.
I hope Ridley is nothing more than a stage hazzard. I hope K Rool is only a trophy. I hope that Dixie comes in as an assist trophy. I hope that there is no RH rep. I hope Bayonetta isn't even included as a trophy. I hope that the roster we see now is the final roster save for the secret unlockable veterans. I hope that you all die to death fighting over this shit game.
I really do.
Trick Room: Makes the summoner faster and the rest of the players slower.
BAYONETTA WILL BE IN GUYS
I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR SHITTY DISBELIEVAL OF THE TRUTH
MAY YOU ALL BURN IN THE HELL THAT IS YOUR SALTY TEARS WHEN THE ROSTER IS REVEALED
MAY YOU ALL BURN!!!!!!
Man I want to make a webm of that Isai Fox comboing a pikachu into the pokemon thing in Saffron City from yesterday's stream.
But I lost my file that had the optimal settings for it and I refuse to make a shit one like this with all those artifacts.
What if you're playing as a fast character like Pikachu or The Captain?
Zigzagoon, using the ability Pick Up.
Once out, Zigzagoon runs around the stage and grabs any items which are lying around, exchanging them for another one in it's place. Exchanged item is selected randomly, so some food could be converted to a master ball and so on.
Exploud starts shouting everywhere.
Anyone caught in the sound waves gets a lot of stun.
Any shield hit by the soundwaves immediately shatters.
This was a good ass card before the Black and White set came out and made all cards from before super shitty. Pokemon tcg has the most disgusting power creep and isnt even fun anymore.
What do you care? Gematsu didn't even say anything about Bayonetta.
Official character reveal tier lists, you are a pleb if you don't agree.
>Pretty cool tier
>Head Tilt tier
Doesn't mean shit.
I've personally spoken to Sal Romano and he said the leaker gave him new info where Bayonetta was confirmed but he's not releasing it because of the Chrom incident.
But Bayonetta is
She's not getting anywhere near smash you know. And you do know. Yet you continue to blurt out false things that you know to be. And that is just the very definition of a shitty mindset. For when one gets his mindset on an idea he knows will not happen, he goes to shit and will try to make it reality by forcing it on to everyone he sees.
>he's not releasing it because of the Chrom incident
>My dad works at Nintendo and gave me a Pokemon game where you can get the Mew under the truck
>I'm not letting you see it!
This isn't just regular shitposting.
This is Miiverse level shitposting.
I can't tell if Bayonetta guy is serious or just a huge troll anymore.
Keep laughing, I'll laugh last.
Oh, fucking great.
I don't need this shit right now.
Sadly I'm the only reasonable being left in these generals.
And I'm everywhere. Trying to make this place a better place.
I am all. I can not be destroyed.
My inteligence surpasses even the smartest of man.
What the fuck is going on
There's only one person to blame for this
Gotta admit, I'd sooner have Bluster Kong than Bayonetta any day.
Look at this motherfucker. He's like Donkey Kong's version of Johnny Bravo.
At least in this picture he is.
You know, guys, I feel like you're my second family, so I'm gonna confess something to you.
I have a massive scat fetish, and I'm actually working on a mod to replace Diddy's bananas with turds so I can fap endlessly while kicking ass in netplay.
We haven't seen a new Kirby stage because he's waiting to reveal it in the upcoming days, we've already seen a gigantic stage by Sakurai that everybody is gonna hate for Kid Icarus.
DK isn't getting shit and has shown no attention this entire time. The content has not been dispersed in anyway, and there's no reason to believe there's gonna be a big blow out at the last second for the DK franchise, which has been consistently treated like a second-rate series in Smash Bros. history.
>Hands down DK is the worst model in N64
>No newcomer in Melee
>Not a single assist trophy in Brawl
>Only two items in the entire franchise, one of which isn't even an option in Brawl multiplayer
Anybody that believes we're getting anything new for Donkey Kong delusional. At best we might get another unplayable pity stage.
I'm fucking done with all these fags impersonating me.
I'll just have to post louder so everyone can see I'm the real one.
Don't worry dear we are all equally special
This Namefagging / Tripfagging is getting way out of hand.
>all these fags caring about identity
Let's talk about smash instead.
Any moves you people are excited about?
I played Villager at Bestbuy and his watering can looks really promising. It's like FLUDD but comes out quicker and doesn't need charging.
Villager's ledge guard game is insane.
I expect this to be Pac-Man's Custom Moves.
Sonic's dash attack now ends with a kick, plus his Side b seems to function a little differently now, so he can actually KO worth a damn.
Toon Link's tether is also viable to use this time around, which'll be fun.
From Villager? I think his down smash is probably the move I'm looking forward to most from him. It's basically a free, shorter-duration pitfall seed.
captcha: dwironm when
assuming meta knight isn't going to be nerfed to hell like most top tiers (see Kirby from 64 to Melee, (and Pikachu to a lesser extent)), Fox from Melee to Brawl, and Olimar from Brawl to Smash 4 (to a lesser extent, they just halved his Pikmin while improving his recovery, a fair trade)
After a night of hardcore partying and snorting Charlie Sheen amounts of coke, Sakurai comes to his senses and realises he ordered his team to insert a new character while coked off his head.
Who ends up on the roster?
To be fair, DK gets the short end of the stick. Beside being a bigger series in general and having two commercially succesful games, it gets no mention while they add shit from Other M.
You forgot the "cumming buckets" option.
>clearly states why the other poster is wrong
>your entire post
Congratulations, you hold the record for the number of times you were dropped on your head as a child.
IN THIS WORLD, TROPHIES FIGHT.
THEY KNOW NOTHING BUT FIGHTING. FIGHTING IS THE SOLE REASON FOR THEIR EXISTENCE.
BEING TURNED BACK INTO A TROPHY, BEING UNABLE TO FIGHT, IS MUCH LIKE DEATH.
THOSE ARE THE RULES OF THIS WORLD
FIRST, TABUU, THE EMBODIMENT OF SUBSPACE APPEARS. HE WANTS TO CUT THE WORLD OUR MAIN CHARACTERS LIVE IN TO PIECES AND DRAG IT INTO HIS WORLD. HE HIDES HIMSELF IN SUBSPACE, WATCHING OUR WORLD VIGILANTLY.
TABUU HIMSELF CANNOT LEAVE SUBSPACE. THAT'S WHY HE HAS TO PREPARE AN ARMY AND A LEADER FOR THE OFFENSIVE INTO THE OTHER WORLD.
Personally I think I'll use him a lot more compared to Brawl, since he has Flare Blitz as his Down-B now. Could be good for approaching when you're not already in ass-kicking range.
Swimming's back, faggots, deal with the fact that it's Brawl minus tripping.
blitz is his side b, rock smash is downB
and blitz will probably be about as safe for approaching as captain falcon's or fox's side b; i.e., not very
the most use it will probably see is stealing kills in FFAs
dumb mechanic that ruined congo jungle, essentially moves the bottom blast zone super far up since hitting the water=immediate death
pirate ship is a party stage regardless so it's less of a big deal
they'll probably make it with a fixed duration that can be mashed out of before she can land any smash
so easy kills against bads, harder to kill against competent players? sounds really unlike sakurai
Oh no, im going to move in the water. Thats awful. The game is ruined. But to be serious i hope its less abusable than it was in Brawl, but what made it so bad people compare it to tripping?
I don't but I think you'd like this.
>SSB4 has an optional "Chubby Mode" is which all the characters become deliciously plump
Yep, I'm sure that you'd want him to be BTFO as well.
>tfw no obese giantess Palutena gf to slowly devour me while getting reamed out by a strong, virile black man
«The Beam Sword is a weapon that has been around since the first Smash Bros. Our new hero comes equipped with one at all times to fight off the relentless...err..Mechon. Heir to the Monado, Shulk, joins the battle!!»
I just want him to be deconfirmed because I know damn well that he's not in and the suspense is killing me.
>boohoo my most wanted character is not going to be in even though he's the most likely newcomer at this point because Japan wants him a lot and to promote XBC
Yeah, nah. Being an Isaacfag is even bigger suffering.
I honestly thought Smash Run was a shitty gimmick when I first heard about it but now I think that is the first thing I'll play when I pick up the game. It is basically an entire 2d platformer for characters who will never get another (Megaman, Samus, etc)
Anyone else excited for Smash Run?
Post yf if Sakurai split the Ice Climbers and they became semi-clones of each other