Skype's full of autism edition
DO NOT POST A NEW THREAD UNTIL 850 POSTS OR PAGE 9.
>Where do I get this?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/319510 for $5
>What is this?
Five Nights at Freddy's is a game that reawakens the fear you had as a kid when you saw the animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese's.
>DON'T ASK THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>Why can't Mike just wear a suit/play dead?
You can't just come in a suit because either:
A) They'll know it's a fake and put you in a real one
B) They'll think it is a unofficial robot and disassemble you
C) They'll shove a metal endoskeleton up your ass
>Why can't you just take apart the suits/weld the doors?
That's called tampering with the equipment. You would get fired for doing such a thing and clearly you need the cash anyways.
Chica/Bonnie mall fic from the last thread.
Figure it's been long enough since it was posted the first time that a different group of people would be seeing it now.
You guys like Jojo right?
Also holy shit that's my art in the OP
>you will never get to
apply your creme colored pastel on that posterior
Life is unfair.
Reminder that I kill generals, kidnap drawfags, rape writefags, torture voicefags and destroy puppy anuses.
Add waffleconecake or
mortalpenguin0xto join the Skype call!
Shit that's kawaii
well neither does chika, really. None of them do.
Why is it always bonnie that people try to put a dick on. If bonnie and chika are girls there's a nice group dynamic of two "guys" and two "girls". I mean they're robots but you get what I mean, right?
Could someone give me a crash course on markup tags, or point me to a relevant link? My past efforts have been less than successful, and all the resources I've found so far are several years old. I've got some writing incoming within the next hour or so, and don't want to make an ass of myself trying to get it up here.
Would be a good idea if half the damn images didn't just lead to 404 pages
Sorry, man. Ever since Dropbox dude fucked off to the Skype group, nobody's been updating it.
I wish the fucker would hand out the password to a few people if he didn't feel like keeping up with it.
Do you like Mystery Science Theater 3000? Do you like spooky animatronics who trap security guards and force them to do horrible things? Do you like laughing at atrocious fanfiction crossovers written by 12-year-old girls? Do you like writefags whose emotions are completely dependent on positive feedback?
Then come join me for the first episode of Freddy Fazbear's Theater 3000! I've got Episode 102 well under way, so if you like this one, there's more coming soon!
(I posted this early this morning in the last thread, but I'm posting it again for the night crowd. Thanks so much for the comments so far!)
Why doesn't someone else start a fresh dropbox with all the old content + all the new shit? Unless it costs money or it's too difficult to do a dropbox, idk, never made one.
Das because ERROR NOT FOUND dummy!
WELL HOW BOUT SOME GAMES DEN? YOU LIKE GAMES YAH MISTAH?
>Dropbox doesn't have Rolling Thunder's massive hips/Bonnie
It's kinda funny I was actually just looking at te Beamz and Freddy voice thing.
If you guys need an extra Dropbox going, I could probably do it. Only problem is that it takes up harddrive memory as well, and i can't stop it from syncing all the stuff from the online folder to the desktop/HD folder.
Unless there is an option just to put it in a folder, upload it, then stop it from downloading it, and freeing up space for people.
Good job unplugging it
Now I'm gonna sit here
PIC FUCKING RELATED
Some drawfag started drawing Bonnie with massive ass and hips and it literally pushed Bonnie into #1 most popular animatronic. They said they're gonna start drawing actual lewd art when they get back from their trip.
Ho shit man! This is beyond amazing of you, I love it so much!
Not that its too important, but the skeleton with the hat is OOC monster me.
What's this about fics?
I need links. I need so many links!
And round 2
A bit more related I guess
I actually saw these and used them as my inspiration to write my own lyrics.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12lL9U0JcIddid a fucking fantastic job though. I need to find him and get him to record my version at knotpoint.
It's not that I don't like Joel it's that when I read the name Mike in anything MST3K related I think of Mike Nelson so my mind draws him and then it ends up reading the lines in Joel's voice. It's pretty weird.
As for what's Joel like; his interactions and mannerisms mostly.
I like it, but that's just my two cents.
gonna need a link to his stuff.
>Mike is sitting in his shitty apartment eating a shitty meal when his cheap phone starts ringing.
>Picks it up only to get a few seconds of heavy breathing and whoever's on the other side hands up
>Several more calls like this come in until he finally screams "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" the next time they call
>"Now is that any way to talk to your old Pal Freddy Mike?"
Ah. Yeah, that makes sense. I was a bit confused myself since I had to write the name "Mike" over and over and obviously I was thinking of Mike Nelson the whole time.
That's his name though. It feels wrong changing it to "Mikey" or "Michael" or "Schmidt".
dat bouncin bonnie bunny booty
YER RIGHT! CLEANED UP DAH CHEESE MISTAH
AH IT'S ALL IN DAH PASS! I'M TURNIN' A NEW FEATHER!
IS SO PLUGGED IN! LOOK! GRAPHICS!
Well that sucks. I've been leaning hard on that thing for content.
As far as I know, they only ever posted in these threads. I wasn't even here for the start of it.
I wasted 3 hours in this
and posted it in the wrong general
>"You like pizza?"
>"Your eyes work?"
>"Any experience with sitting down for long periods of time?"
>"How do you feel about $4 per hour?"
>"Yer hired. Starting tonight. Get ready."
>Bonnie punches through the door and rips it off
Actually, I'll only open the door on one condition. One single condition. This will be your great big chance of just having me slapping that door button. All you have to do...
Get me some mcdonalds, big mac to be specific
>"I hate that stupid night-guard..."
>Looks back and forth before taking out a heart-shaped photo of Mike
>"But I love him! I love his stupid mexican moustache, I hate his blue pools of sparkling water that are his eyes, I love how he resists!"
Haha amazing. Fixed it just for you, anon.
Now I want a story of either Chica or Bonnie slowly becoming obsessed with the guard. It only gets worse the longer he survives...
what have you people done to me
Well, aight, dis is mah last offer. Somethin' yah keep talkin' about.
Some steamy hot sax
there is, google for "kayla na" .. its the artist
Is the twist ending that this is all in Mike's head as he descends deeper into madness and ultimately opens the door for hot hot robo sex but is actually only about to receive death-by-fursuit?
This general is getting to lewd for me now.
>that obvious self-insertion
Swear to god OC is absolute cancer at times.
It's one of those reddit/tumblr words. Something strongly associated with those sites and generally pissy feminists and social justice types. How do you not know this?
I already know how.
Did someone say times? Well how many times do YOU think you can visit our new Freddy Bounce House without getting bored? Oh, I dunno, a gajillion? Tell Mom and Dad that you're hungry tonight. Hungry for Freddy Fazbear's pizza! It's go time!
>Mike goes full-on reverse Strogg on them
Oh. Well, is Tumblr a new baddie or something? Like, I know people hate Reddit, and with good reason, but I've never heard much of Tumblr hate before.
I've only been on there once or twice, so I don't know what they're like.
>cops arrest them the next day because they keep trying to do what they usually do
>"INSANE COSPLAYERS RUIN BIRTHDAY PARTY"
>Chica trying to cope with not being able to eat all the pizza
Again it boils back to the social justice types that like to make that site their stomping ground. In general the site isn't bad, but it's got it's own negative connotation. It's not entirely unjustified.
Actually the twist ending is
He never actually took the job. The entire game was just a dream as he wakes up to see his lovely pet bunny resting peacefully at the foot of his bed.
It's been a common insult since before Tumblr, but 4chan pretty much associates the word to legbeard feminist keyboard warriors.
Just go ask /pol/, /b/, /d/, and just about any other general on /vg/ the general consensus in Tumblr.
Uhh, g-guys, this is starting to get pretty tempting. I could never afford a sweet looking Sax like that on my payroll and there's nothing to do in this office. Just a little Missile Command couldn't hurt...
Made a parody song, same tune as "I am the very model of a modern major general"
>I am the very model of a Foxy pirate general
>I've information nautical, athletical and comical
>I've leapt and bound from Pirate Cove over to the security
>Faster than Mike can realize Pirate Cove is out of order~y
>Faster than Mike can realize Pirate Cove is out of order~y (x3)
>I'm sorry Mikey that this had to end so very poorily
>Perhaps in different life you could have sailed as me first mate~ery
>Instead I have to scare you in a manner very spookily
>And stuff you in a Freddy suit, thus killing you instantaneously
>And stuff you in a Freddy suit, thus killing you instantaneously (x3)
>I know that Bonnie wants you for the "Joys of Procreation"~y
>I have a feeling Chica wants to eat you up liter~ally
>And I can see your body is not ready for the Fredder~y
>So stick with me and get the good 'Ol bite of eighty-seven~ty
>So stick with me and get the good 'Ol bite of eighty-seven~y (x3)
>In short, in matters nautical, athletical, and comical
>I am the very model of a Foxy pirate general
Who can sing foxy?
>Twilight Zone Theme.mp3
>Mike is approached by a gal while he's grocery shopping
>She really likes him for some reason despite him being sure that they've never met before, only having a slight niggling sensation that he's heard her voice before.
>They keep meeting and eventually she asks him on a date
>things go really well despite them just going out for Pizza and they end up going for drinks afterwards
>Slightly impaied by alcohol he doesn't question her inviting herself into his apartment
>then she leans into him and whispers into his ear
"how dou you like my new body Mike?"
>terror sets in as he remembers where he knows her voice from
Just picked this game up under an hour ago, is there any tips that would help get through it all? I'm on the second night and have died a fair bit, is there any time parameters for when they are outside the door to moving into the blind spot? Or anything like how to best conserve power when they just seem to wait outside your door for ages.
I keep losing power by around 5am.
The fearboner is strong with this one.
Why not Chica AND Bonnie magically getting human bodies and them trying to compete who gets Mike? And with a human Freddy stalking him for trying to ruin his harem?
And put a human femFoxy in there trying to get Mike.
Pst. Hey guys. Check 'em;
CHAPTER SIX IS UP AND READY TO GO!
The story so far!
Ch. 1 “The End” http://pastebin.com/bwHC6bdg
Ch. 2 “A Strange Turn of Events” http://pastebin.com/XBDKwmrU
Ch. 3 “Conspiracy” http://pastebin.com/7xn4WKCF
Ch. 4 “Mutiny” http://pastebin.com/yY58nFmW
Ch. 5 “Drawings” http://pastebin.com/vSy0r7fY
Ch. 6 “A Pirate’s Life” http://pastebin.com/K5mL9jc5
Bout time I got some tense shit going.
Why is Chica trying to shit on foxxy's face?
has he done anything besides that one bonnie picture
he tends to latch on to popular things soon after they pick up steam, possibly to gain attention.
he's a huge, HUGE attention whore by the way
i know this from mlpg
I'd rather things go the route of bleeding edge cybernetics and tissue engineering than magic mumbo jumbo. How else are they gonna go full wolfbitch mode on each other then live to stalk Mike another day?
I gotta admit, seen and heard of Kayla-Na's shittiness furst hand.
Not being like that MT hater, but SHE is more deserving of being called a whore among other things.
Update: Not sure to make the story lewd or not. Will probably be the first nonlewd thing I've done in months though.
Also I'm pretty sure I got enough money to buy the game, I just don't want to waste money on new underwear in case I shit myself.
Freddy's Funland Conceptfag here. Looking to get some feedback on the rough draft of the Haunted House animatronic.
>Boarstein, a Warthog animatronic, is the caretaker of the Fazbear Manor, abandoned after Freddy left to follow his dream of being an entertainer. Over time, the mansion fell apart and Boarstein went a bit soft in the head and became a semi-creepy old man. Imagine someone Herman Munster-esque. During the day, he acts as a guide through the haunted house tour. At night, he's one of the more aggressive bots, his coding to find people lost in the manor mixing poorly with the broken suit directives.
>yfw Mike gets rescued by Barkley on the eighth night
If there were another voicefag here you could do a parody of that oldass Life cereal commercial, except with pizza. And Mike screaming bloody murder because the robots have broken into the office.
Okay, here goes nothing:
http://pastebin.com/agjiiQGT Porn Mike x Chica For reference, headcanon Chica here is of the "are you looking at my ass with that camera" / "would you like some cookies?" / "Mallory" variety
after several days of lurking the generals i finally play this game (just before bed no less) and the paranoia/panic is already settling in.
>track bonnie after phone call and slam the door on its face
>lmao ez, feel completely in control of everything
>realize after a few moments of making sure bonnie is gone and in the closet that chica left the stage
>she actually isn't even past the kitchen yet
>spend the rest of the night with the left door locked as i try to frantically track chica and wonder what the hell is in the kitchen
i am nowhere near ready for freddy
Of course it is. If they win, they stuff you in a suit.
Of course, they don't specify that it can't be THEIR suit and that it HAS to be all the way. I'm sure just one particular part is enough. Remember the pressure in the head, anon, remember the pressure.
More like "Kayla? Na."
Did you get it?
>tfw I actually have no issues with in-game Bonnie gobbing me off.
Idk if it's all the lewd that has completely diluted my spooks, but I even find her hot in-game, in that freakish sort of way.
I can try, I made an attempt last night but it didn't turn out as well as I wanted. But we can try that song and dance again. I know I want to
I...I don't know why but I imagine the first part of this is Chica pretending she's hosting a cooking show.
I think I got an idea on what you want. I'll try working on it
Did anyone else here grow up near Barboursville, West Virginia? I distinctly remember going to "Billy Bob's" multiple times and being terrified of the Rock A Fire Explosion animatronics they had there.
>mfw I always thought as a kid tht the ventriloquist character and his puppet were just some guy holding up a smaller guy that appeared to have a broken neck
Nice. A little short, a little simple, but sometimes it's good not to get too lengthy with descriptions and building up scenes.
Reposting for the daytime crowd
they all will know I bring the joy of creation
Love it, love it love it. Great stuff! I'd love to see some more of you.
"S-stop having such lewd thoughts about me, anon-kun!"
Does this turn you on, Mike?
Thanks! I'm thinking of doing more in the same vein (i.e., less 'haunted pizzeria' and more 'robotic harem for Mike'), but I dunno if I'll have the spare time, and I'm a little worried that the furor over the game will die down before I can make some.
>tfw I have too much spaghetti to join any skype group.
porns a powerful thing but not powerful enough for me to not fear the black sclera
foxy is smalltime, its
golden freddywho almost paralyzes me, seriously, fuck scott and his black sclera
I can give you a general summary of it.
Bonnie pops in at around, Mike overpowers it somehow, notices a fleshlight installed into the bottom of it for some reason, and Mike fucks it while staring into Bonnie's lifeless unmoving eyes for the entire time as it struggles to get away from Mike. He finishes at 6AM, leaves, and gets fired. The end.
>implying the skype group isn't a spaghetti factory
I fucking love Weaver so much. Can anyone make out what some of the words are? On the left I see "MISTER" and "MOMMY" in brown/grey, "THEY WILL SEE" and "HELP ME" in black, and on the right, I finally noticed it says "I BRING THE JOY OF CREATION"
Fine, I was hanging out with my buzzard tulpa and suddenly was transported to Freddy's. My buzzard turned into a rabbit ear and flew across the room and landed on Bonnie's in-game-model head, which started exhaling gobs of earthworms with each breath. The whole building shot up like a rocket ship and pressed me against the floor and Bonnie took off her head and put it in her stomach cavity, jumping on top of me and pressing me down as the rocketbuilding was flying. She shoved her exposed neck into my face, but instead of robot parts there was some sort of brown sludge leaking out onto me, and her stomach-head wrapped around my dick. Her head didn't move at all but the earthworms she was belching started to slither around my cock, and I could feel them escaping and crawling over me and starting to bore into my skin.
Then I woke up covered in cum.
A bit, but I know where this is going~
I might need help re-writing the song to fit pizza
>I fucking love Weaver so much. Can anyone make out what some of the words are? On the left I see "MISTER" and "MOMMY" in brown/grey, "THEY WILL SEE" and "HELP ME" in black, and on the right, I finally noticed it says "I BRING THE JOY OF CREATION"