/mg/ mach 4 edition
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>Where do I get this?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/319510 for $5
>What is this?
Five Nights at Freddy's is a game that reawakens the fear you had as a kid when you saw the animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese's.
>DON'T ASK THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>Why can't Mike just wear a suit/play dead?
You can't just come in a suit because either:
A) They'll know it's a fake and put you in a real one
B) They'll think it is a unofficial robot and disassemble you
C) They'll shove a metal endoskeleton up your ass
>Why can't you just take apart the suits/weld the doors?
That's called tampering with the equipment. You would get fired for doing such a thing and clearly you need the cash anyways.
IGNORE AND REPORT SHITPOSTERS AND DERAILERS.
>no art/stories/voice stuff with the animatronics as Megaman X bosses
Well, lets try increasing some OC. Here's Chica smack talking Chuck-e Cheese
And one unrelated extra http://picosong.com/93wq/
>get stuffed into a suit
>"die" but you are now haunting the suit and it's your new body
>Post Oingo Boingo and David Bowie
>eat nothing but pizza for a week
>pretend I'm a Freddy Fazbear
>get all clogged up
>finally take a massive cheese shit
>it's the size of a brick
>can barely force it out my ass
>it feels so good when it comes out
>yell "FOXY GIMME DA KNOT"
>it pops out and I cum
>now my shower drain is clogged up
I need to be a bit quiet right now since my sister is trying sleep. I plan on doing requests later tonight though.
But I did manage to pull this off without her waking up http://picosong.com/93kc/
It's been here for a while.
It's because DOOR STUCK
I BEG YOU
and the fact that, you know
I mean, this is shit has been around since 2007 and was HERE since the first few fucking generals
Woo, more Bonnie QT
Her ears look a tad strange.
Reminder that the Skype Group is still as gay and thread killing as ever.
It's not like the whole gays loving Foxy's knot, the shitposters and MT's zoophile hater kill the thread more than me
Add mortalpenguin0x for an invite
Is anyone in that group actually a content producer? Is Badger part of it? I'm becoming paranoid that the DJ Assault image I asked them to draw will be 2lewd4blue and I'll never see it because of my fucked up sleep schedule and the archive shitting the bed.
It's a crime. I'd draw them myself if I could make it work. Not even a question of skill. I just really don't understand how Freddy's head would fit on the body of Grizzly Slash.
No. This is my bonnie pic for todah
The thing with big ears and thich thighs?
Poops Nesquik cereal?
We have the Freddy Voice Fag, the Chica Voice Fag,
MT, a bunch of drawfags and writefags. And of course, our trusty ex-Dropbox Fag now Google Drive Fag.
Yes, Badger is here
Why the shit do you give a fuck, you're not in this group.
Do you want to start shit m80
(reposting for night thread)
FFT3K. The goofy robots you know making fun of awful fanfics you don't!
All FFT3Ks are now in the Google Drive from now on. Feedback makes me feel happy.
Here /fn@fg/, have some OC on behalf on my friend.
I believe he's talking about 'Vipes' as part of that bizarre lover's quarrel that's been shitting up the thread for the past few days. To recap:
>Anon randomly posts a Dropbox link to a document titled "An Announcement"
>Said announcement is a long-winded rant against one Vimes, dropping dox on him, including his freaking Social Security number
>Murry-furry-purry drama about "mates" and so on
>Anon actually refers to 4chan as a source of support and friendship during this ordeal... buh?
>"Vimes" drops by later, says that he gave Anon a Steam beta access key, or something, that this made Anon undergo a psychotic break because it changed his Steam profile in some cosmetic fashion, and that all of the other details in the Announcement are manifestly untrue (except for his dox)
>Anon returns to inform us all that Vimes is, in fact, a big stupid doo-doo head
I don't think Gio and Vipes are mates. Vipes seems like he honestly did nothing, and Gio seems to be someone who's just trying to start shit because lulz.
I've talked to Vipes, he's been here since day one doing OC content and contributing to the thread, don't see why he's hated. He doesn't even namefag here.
Hey its me mister Not-writing-when-he-outta be
todays been a mess and i jsut havent had the energy to do anything, but i promise ill get back on it
And reminder. the OOO crossover is just flavor stuff,t he meat of this is just a long origin/eploration of transition from creepy canon to lewd fun cute AU stuff
but ill pepper in tokusatsu stuff as i see fit
Alright folks. Gimme a vote here. While im doing this 2ass4titty pic an anon requested, im planning on drawing Bonnie and Chica in 1920s burlesque-ish outfits. The red wolfie one from a before posted pic for Chica seems really fitting. If you disagree
I sure hate this gen totally wow
Anyways here's RT request
You've failed me yet again Greeman
Got off work early for good behavior.
If everyone who wants art isn't on the stream or whatevs, I could do a small request or two.
One massive spider is a lot better than many hundreds of smaller spiders. You could hug it, hold a decent conversation, go on a walk, etc. The smaller spiders would just scatter everywhere.
No, iPhone's browser looks like this you fool
I know. I'm the one who drew that. I was just playing on current trends in the threads: Bonnie with big hips and terrible OC. It was only a kid because the posts reminded me of that Dr. Weird opener where he fucked a lawnmower and it popped out a baby lawnmower.
The animatronics with swapped heads? No joke there, really, just interested in seeing how it'd look.
Haha, that's where that came from? That's the strength of a good drawfag, I guess. Come to think of it, I remember a few greentexts about it that must have been what cemented that headcanon. Oh well, it was silly anyway.
gud art tho
Welcome back! I wouldn't riff a friendly unless he gave me explicit permission. I'm still kind of new at this so I'm gonna get better before I ask. And then I would only riff something non-5n@f related, so your current series are safe.
To the current namefag/non-namefag fight in the thread: I namefag only when doing something FFT3K related. I post way more, but I do it as anonymous.
I'm sorry I mostly did this off my head and don't know much about that fucker.
good enough for me
>tonight, night three
>we spun around, knocking Carlos off.
>checked the messagebank, no dice.
>picking up Carlos, we noticed a paper
>gotta prove your dominance to the bots in a wrestling competition
>calling on the aid of the rock
Picking up the phone, Mike dials the number at the bottom of the page, below where it claims 'Dial for Assistance.' He is greeted by another voicemail recording. Like a chef on tv, it reads out a set of instructions. Grabbing some chalk from the desk draw, he carefully draws a summoning circle and reads out the following ritual exactly as the recording describes.
"O potens Petra. Serva me vinci ursa pugnis. Promitto. Petra factum reddet tibi in vicem." Ominously, the chalk circle glows briefly. Waiting for something to happen, Mike is faintly disappointed. Looks like dialing for assistance was worth nothing.
A fuck it let's go out and fight the bear
B run away from the pizzeria
C go to the kitchen it's time to eat
D make announcement (specify tone)
I could have sworn that there was a picture of Bonnie and Chica wearing old-style dresses (well, Chica, at any rate; Bonnie was mostly naked) out there somewhere, but naturally, now that I'm looking for it, I can't find it.
>Wouldn't riff a friendly without permission
Dude, where do you think we are? I'm fairly certain more than enough people here have thicker skin than most.
If you insist on permission, yes, go right ahead. I've got non-5N@F stuff in the pastebin so autistic even I cringed writing it.
Requests are some shit, son, but I had to gitgud (or at least decent) somehow.
I namefag because fuck, I have no idea how you or I have mucked up the thread worse than the zoophiliacs, random drama spewers (On /vg/? You're bringing tumblr-esque shit onto here? Really?) I've been trying to stay Anon as I post but sometimes I forget to remove the name when I do, or there'd be no need to like when I'm reply to shit.
Where's that No Lewds guy? He's made some of the best shit in these threads.
That's a tough choice
Crisis has nice looking stuff, but relies heavily on referential humor/memes. RT is also decent, but I haven't seen much of his stuff to judge. The other two need to stop existing.
>my favorite isn't on there
Step up, senpai
I'm pretty sure Zander is as famous as RT for their draw offs, and if it's about MT's popularity then what's even the point. Yes yes, a few of you loathe MT with a passion, we get it and honestly it's getting boring.
Fuck it, we b
Okay, I'll take a look. I'm behind on my reading, I still need to read your current story, and then I have to read all your old stuff to make fun of something, and there's like two more writefags I need to get through.
Watch an episode of MST3K soon!
>want to see a Favorite Writefag poll but it would only have two votes and they would both be Skeptic
wow I forgot to include this glorious image
I read the tale of giovanni, but I haven't read anything else. Send me link and I will.
got that right
> fuck it let's go out and fight the bear
Well, it looks like that whole summoning thing was a bust. Still, Mike wants to live through another week, so he must fight for dominance one way or another. Surely that would be better than meeting a terrible end stuffed into a costume. Steeling his guts, Mike walks out the door into the hallway, only to spot one of the bots waiting for him already. He fears the worst until he sees the silhouette of two enormous ears. It's Bonnie.
"Mike. I believe you and and and I need to have a f-friendly talk." Despite her words, those teeth look as menacing as ever. Remembering that promise from last night to explain everything, Mike walks forward.
A tell her you're totally gay with foxy (lies)
B tell her you're totally not (truth)
C tell her you're more into birds (no puns here)
D run away (scare)
mh, threads kinda bad as is though. but yeah ill work a bit then
also RT requests still comin
The fanfiction is actually spot on to the material, guess you never saw said material.
The show always pokes fun at itself, constant breaking of everything, and overly hammy/cheezy. Just like that fanfic.
Giovanni doesn't count. The rest are in the Google Drive, under Writefags-SFW-Series-FFT3K.
Chica is best bird.
GOOD CHRIST WHAT IS THAT
Still too short. Plus I want to avoid taking requests for many reasons. I just want to wade the seas of fanfiction.net on my own until I find something awful.
Earthworm Jim's source material is in itself ridiculous, so someone writing a ridiculous fanfic isn't really that strange. If someone wrote a serious drama with two of the characters falling in love and having to deal with meeting each other's parents or something, THAT would be ridiculous.
It's supposed to be Bonnie as Mistral.
wow fucked my reply up good.
Also, what one should I work on first
Depends on what you're up for.
Prude: Mike and Chica talking shit on opposite sides of the glass.
Lewd: Bonnie with suggestively placed bits of flour/dough.
Crude: Bonnie/Chika dry humping mike after he faints from fear
One is Mike sitting with the bots around him the other is some Pizza Ad for the captains choice pizza
I can also draw beamz if you really want me to, Just gotta figure out how to draw him first kek
Hey guys, I finally posted my old thing on FF if anyone hasn't read it yet. I also named it The Nostalgia Gambit, because why not.
From here, I intend to
-continue that storyline
-fulfill a few old requests
-finish a draw and an accompanying story
Then after that I'll take requests or something idk
Ah, both sound nice. Foxy it is then, though it's close.
I could dump some pics of him if you'd like, I don't think there's much about him that's concrete enough to matter though.
Gotcha, I might be a while digging through everything tho
Why do I let my folder get this bad, right after this I'm gonna sort it
What, you wouldn't hang out with a rad bat in the dimly lot arcade?
Thanks anon, it's always nice to hear that.
Could be due for a more kid friendly draw, then. I'm not gud enough at art to do that yet, but I guess that's Zander's call.
I guess that's what I have for Beamz art, though I know there's a good one out there that I missed. If anyone has the one of him saying "sup lil nigga, welcome to the vidya zone", go ahead and post that.
Writing slow cause I'm thinking as I go.
> tell her you're totally not
Mike decides he'd better be honest. After all, truth will come out or some saying like that.
"Yeah, it seems that you three have some strange ideas about what's been going on." Her eyes are level.
"Nothing suss is going on with me and him, I promise. That's the truth" Mike goes on to briefly explain how he's been playing along as the pirate crew and that really he is somewhat scared of Foxy.
"Well, he c-can be a bit-- out of order." Bonnie seems to trust what Mike has said, which makes him somewhat relieved. The last thing he needed was another killer mascot after his head. Really though, wasn't she the one to approach him first?
A no time for talk i'm going away to fight bears
B forget the bear i'm talking with Bonnie
C forget the bear and the bunny i'm too scared
D maybe bonnie can give you advice on fighting the bear
What if Doraemon was one of the evil robots?
Making delicious pizza, of course!
If any drawfags are about and taking requests, I'd like to see this picture redone. The execution is shit, but the basic premise (that Bonnie is in Foxy's way and he totally demolishes both her and the door) is hilarious to me.
Well, considering the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. general has been dead for a week, I guess I'm stuck with you
Anyway, does anyone have that image of Foxy and Bonnie where Foxy goes "He's gonna get the knot alright!" and Bonnie goes "Awful."? Deadpan Bonnie is best Bonnie.
Its fun. And the dub is good. Except for weird censor choices.
>bunch of hugboxing
>MT comes back to the call
>Says shes trying not to be an attention whore
>So she can get attention
This is why I hate her. She goes to such great lengths just to get attention from people in the call.
MT, just fucking stop doing this shit. You're a goddamn adult, act like one.
Best thing to come out of that stream, honestly. Don't get me wrong, lewds are nice. But the furfag community will keep that seat warm while other people try out different things.
reminder that being a namefag has no upsides and has the downsides of
-being called an attention whore
-being filtered and no one ever seeing your art
-being invited to skype circlejerks
-namefag internet defense force vs shitposters arguments in your name
-expectations that you draw in a certain way
>Artist that draws masive Bonnie ass takes lewd requests
>People have him draw Mike solo
Stop being massive homosexuals and request some bonnie x chica lewd ass grinding or some shit, damn. My phone is crap and I can only read the text, can't type into the chat.
>people shitting on artists/writers/voicefags/ect
>complain when no content is made after alienating them
>always posts as anon
>searching for Vipes leads to no results in a namefield
u wut m8
It's a funny lewd, anon
I know that feel, no one knows how to offer actual GOOD requests it's all "herp derp so funneee guiz" shit. But oh well, what can ya do. I can't even access the place, only the dropbox.
To be fully honest, you're right that it's uneventful because it's day one. I'd say that it's so much so that you should consider adding some monologuing, so we can get to know your take on Mike a bit better, instead of having it consist of simply gameplay. Alternatively, I'd cut this out entirely and start a little closer to the action.
>Stop being massive homosexuals
Hold up. I just made fun of a goofy ass rant someone posted. If you attach importance to any of the people involved, that's your deal. I don't know or care who Giovanni or Vipes are.
>faggy Skype ponies talk for 20 minutes about how they're going to find out who's leaking intel to the thread peasants
>they think if they figure it out who's doing it they can find who ran MT off
>5 minutes later they're back to being roleplaying murry purries and talking about cocks
>suddenly bat OC
Did I miss something?
So I just did a small look through the archives to see what I missed after I went to bed and holy shit, I hate when I miss the times when these threads are gold. Still can't believe I slept through two whole threads.
And I'm starting to notice that the closer it gets to 12PM, the worse the threads become. What an ironic thing.
A namefag created an OC robot. Just ignore it.
Shit, that's really cool.
Tldr: someone came up with Beamz forever ago and he kind of stuck. Basically he's a bat animatronic who would hang around the arcade, being all 80s radical.
>And I'm starting to notice that the closer it gets to 12PM, the worse the threads become
Not always. It usually gets shit around 6PM - 11PM, then gets better, but really slow.
But since it's the weekend, shitposters don't have to go to bed for school and cool people are out
with their friends.
So us normal folks have dramatically less people putting out OC and more people ready to shit on everything because /v/.
>not putting tumblr in filenames just to fuck with people like you
>you guys the skype chat is fine
>namefags produce content, what's wrong with that?
>any content is good content
>stop complaining about namefags already
>complaining about attention whores is just a meme
>leaves in the garble and the underscore and number
They all went to Skype to literally show each other their "boyknots". I'm pretty sure one of them (Derpysomething) was posting pics of his cock saying "this was me when I was 15 lol"
It's just one dude who hates 'em for some reason. MT responds poorly back at 'em, which causes more shitposters to take up the torch.
and FNaFcouldn't stop feedin' the trolls. Such is life in /vg/.
Hello, my name is Crossbeamz! I'm a new robot at the new Freddy Fazbear park, Fredopolis! I really like gamez, shitposting, and my friends. I'm friends with Kosher the cat and Bonnie bunny. I'm a black bat and have a lazor gun for a right hand. How are you?
He pops in occasionally to show off his art or say hey to everyone, but he doesn't get involved in the "it's legal because 14 is legal on my Vietnamese proxy" trading like Derpy/Gurizuri.
Hello, my name is Drievadon! I am a cat truck robot hybrid. I'm a new robot at the new Freddy Fazbear park, Fredopolis! I really like 133+ sp3@k, #reck-ing nub lords, and anal beads. I'm friends with Foxy the pirate and Crossbe@mZ. How are you?
Hello, my name is Ace Dogtective! I'm a new robot at the new Freddy Fazbear park, Fredopolis! I really like catching criminals, catgirl jailbait, and whipping guards. I'm friends with Foxy and Kosher the Kat. How are you?
Hello, my name is Frida the Fox! I'm a new robot at the new Freddy Fazbear park, Fredopolis! I really like strawberry icecream, walks in the park, and human cock. I'm friends with Foxy and Beamz the Bat. How are you?
Hello, my name is Happy Horsey! I'm a new robot at the new Freddy Fazbear park, Fredopolis! I really like eating hay, giving a few hays, and saying hay to friends! I'm friends with Bonnie the silly Hopping Bunny and Duck the Chicken. How are you?
Hello, my name is Kosher Kat! I'm a new robot at the new Freddy Fazbear park, Fredopolis! I really like pinching tokens, urging kids to be doctors, and producing movies. I'm friends with Foxy and Gordishi Kawaii. How are you?