Sweet old grandmother edition
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>Keep open beta on October 29th
Should I pay 15€ to get into a event where you can play DAI on EAs game stand?
It doesn't look bad at all in more recent shots of her.
"Is this better, Inquisitor?"
>posts are 11 seconds apart from each other
go home lil niglet
>Well, we're off to a great start. Let's see what else this fortress has in store for us.
It's not that it is impossible, it's that DICE have put in zero support for modding simply because they didn't want to make it easier for people to develop hacks for the Battlefield games.
Frostbite is likely as mod capable as any other engine, we just haven't been given anything to work with.
I don't unsterstand why BW is suddenly opposed to modding - we got our own toolkit in DAO ffs. It help keep a game alive.
I mean there are still some chaps making mods for Baldur's gate or KOTOR.
>I don't unsterstand why BW is suddenly opposed to modding
>I don't unsterstand why
>I don't unsterstand
P R O F I T
1. you don't have to change toolkit for public use
2. contrary to the popular belief, while prolonging the game's existence, mods do not earn the company any money
3. nobody will say that BW released something modders did
4. there's multiplayer this time around, they can't let you mod the game, at least not the easy way
5. money nigga, if they do/don't do something it's because something else is more profitable, EA and BW are companies and games are business nigga, gotta get dat bling to stay afloat ya hear me
You wouldn't know what cute is even if it sat on your face.
i think it's best we all go our separate ways until game release.
amido and water, right
maybe glue, right
There's not really basis for this assumption yet and it doesn't really make sense with how they described his character.
That one banter with Varric is super weak evidence if that's what you're basing it on.
No really, I didn't even play DA2 because it disgusted me. I even sent some emails to Gaider how disgusted I am(35 year old tabletop RPG veteran here btw) and he replied :)
Not bait, but it was years ago.I gave up on DA after that realizing how too far gone the developers were.
I am an old internet user, I trolled rpg.net since 2004 for example.
>old internet user
>started using after the 90's
You ain't even trying, anon.
Hey... anyone here playing FF14? I'm thinking about getting into it before the Expansion. I stopped playing around Ifrit Hard Mode, came back for a little bit around right after the introduction of the Crystal Tower and stopped because I couldn't get my Relic Weapon.
Is there a chance I can finish all the content before the Expansion?
He never was.
wrong, we already went over this.
Nah, just Blackwall, realized after I posted it, he's just behind Cass and Solas.
>implying Cullen's boypussy has ever been violated
That's all I'm taking into account here m8
I don't think so, pal
Dude who requested it here. This is perfect, you're my hero.
>not having to visit brothels and spilling all his spaghetti in the process
>being a filthy heretic cave-dwelling pig
>being a mage sympathizer and thinking Cullen would know what to do with his dick if someone pulled it for him
You mean like pursuing someone and then they turn you down in lieu of someone else on grounds that doesn't have to do with sexual attraction but rather your personal politics? That'd be something.
Maybe, I'm not sure what they've implemented. The devs said that your companions will interact, and for example, someone you might be sweet on might hook up with someone you hate, and that might force you to rethink why you were sweet on that character to begin with or why you hate that character.
>mostly i’m still bitter over vivienne
>sera makes me sick every time i look at her bc all i can think of is her concept art and i’m too damn angry to romance this fucking potato they gave me instead
>that leaves josie, who isn’t even a party member, and who it might just be too goddamn weird to romance bc she’s
voiced bymy friend and i’m not sure i’ll be able to put that out of my mind enough to suspend disbelief
>i’m just so fucking bitter over vivienne
It's pretty much confirmed, Josie's VA tweeted about it and instead of denying it she said something among the lines that she hopes no one will hate any characters for hooking up
Someone knowing Allegra Clark personally isn't that much of a stretch since she's just some cosplayer from Seattle.
I know a few people who know/knew her too. Never had anything nice to say about her.
The bulk of cosplayers in my experience are all catty bitches anyway. Doesn't surprise me that a few garners negative opinions since the bulk of it stems from the most trivial of matters.
>She isn't a fan!
>She modified her body!
>Does this person even know who they're cosplaying as?
If this person is letting concept art dictate how they look at the characters maybe they need to see that Viv used to be white.
Cullen needs someone to push him. Cass would never be that forward, but Josie would.
Given Allegra's nod to him in her ice bucket video too, I'll bet anything that they hook up if you leave them be.
I really wish she would have stayed White. There was really no reason to make her black besides doing that thing Comics and Movies love to do with a predetermined character just to please PoC fags.
Apparently there's suddenly lots of black people now since there was a black Templar and a black mage in the latest screenshots. That might just be the new look for Rivainis though.
>tfw my brown slutfu is going to come back with nigress lips, hair, and brow
I would put Cullen before Solas and maybe Cass too because we know nothing about his sexual background at the moment. It's easy to assume he's the 40 year old virgin but we don't know it for sure yet.
True, that's what I mean. All we know is that Cullen may or may not have been cock blocked by the Ferelden Hero, and that's about it. Dailish do not frown on the occasional mingle.
Why Cass though? I think she's on the right spot. She's not a sister of the chantry and neither a templar. I don't see why she couldn't have fugged someone already.
>lets talk about how despite how promiscuous or selfish some fans seem to think they are, isabela and zevran are by far among the most loyal companions if u just take the time to talk to them. once you have enough approval zevran will fight the crows and isabela will risk her life for a book. compared to sebastian, who will leave if you dont kill anders, or alistair who will do the same if you spare loghain no matter how high your approval is, this means a lot. zevran and isabela are ridiculously loyal and faithful if you only get past the seemingly careless surface
if at 100 they don't betray you, so loyal
what the fuck is wrong with tumblr
sebastian leaves your ass because you let a mass murder walk away or protect the fucker
alistair for the same reason. loghain killed all the gw, he would've been dead if Flemeth didn't save them
you, the player, is betraying *them*. betraying their trust, going against what they believe in
what is wrong with tumblr for them to defend thieves and murderers using illogical argument just because they're poc
>isabela will risk her life for a book
*** EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTICE ***
I urge everybody to read this and act accordingly.
Since DA:I is three weeks away and the interest among, let's call them, "normal" people (normal when compared to an average poster here which let's face it really doesn't take much) is rising, I would like to ask the long term members of this thread to tone down their, how should I put it politely, eccentricities.
Whether you are a /pol-tard, tumblr-tard, no-life biodrone or just your run-of-the-mill fuckup I ask of you to give some thought to what you post. Think of it as a courtesy to those who are better socially adjusted and come here just to discuss the game. There really is no need for this general to be so consistently cringy.
I would like to remind everyone that it's not like there are no other outlets for you to air your failings as human beings. For /pol-tards there is probably some cuckolding thread on /b right now. Tumbl-tards always have some other stupid shit to get outraged about. Biodrones have BSN. The fuckups have whole of 4chan. We only have this thread.
Think of the well-adjusted individuals who might visit this thread.
Thank you for reading this.
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Petty, not pretty.
Andraste's blood, what the fuck is that.
If true, psdo must be based af
How many times have you jo'd to DA stuff /dag/?
>in my /dag/
What the fuck
Where did you even come from
Guy who originally posted that
I regret every day of my existence and I would gladly kill myself if I could drag all of you with me to hell
Sebastian is a faggot.
>"I'll burn the city to ground"
I laughed and told him to get fucked. Don't even like Anders that much. Hated Elthina too.
While I like Alistair, adding another warden, when there are currently 3 is a good idea. Alistair threw a hissy fit
You sensitive faggots know all know this is fake right? If he really came on it and had the photo on a surface in front of him his spunk would look more like a diagonal splatter than small circular puddles. Trust me I'm basically the Dexter Morgan of cumshots.
NO ONE will admit to it, NO ONE WILL say anything but the moment you turn a character black or you introduce a black character to ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL their popularity is gone and no one will like them.
As an example, 3% of players romanced Jacob Taylor.
People were in a outrage when they turned that one Guardian in the Thor Movies black, no one likes black characters, there is a reason why they're called the "Token Black Guy".
Compare all the fan art from other characters to Vivienne from tumblr. Actually, no, compare the other non-romanceable characters with Vivienne in Dragon Age and see how high she is.
WHITE MASTER RACE AM I RITE GUISE
am i edgy enough now too?
>interested in DAI after DA2, TOR and ME3
The games are now solely for obsessive fans and the most gullible of idiots. No middle grounds exist.
Also while we're in the shitposting business: LATEST DOWNGRADE CONFIRMED
CDPROLES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
I wanna impregnate Cassie with my seed
Top Right on the left side, that robe better be in game.
Mongolians > Non-Saxon whites > Slavs > [POWER GAP] > Chinese/Japs > Saxon-Whites > Pakis > Blacks > Indigenous Australians >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dragon Age Fanbase >>>>>>>. Gypsies
Well only a small portion of players played female shepard to begin with. In ME2 and Jacob was arguably the least interesting companion in the game, especially when compared to Garrus and Thane. You should samefag harder /pol/fag
Here's what /pol/ has figured out about the non-white Vivienne
Here's a re-cap of the new character Vivienne
>First ever, fully black character introduced in DA
>First fully black FEMALE character and she's not a romance option
>Mages are considered to be slaves, are raped, and used as weapons
>Chantry and Templar's especially treat them like sex slaves and slaves
>Vivianne was raised and pampered by the Chantry and Templar's
>She fully supports the Chantry and Templar's and agrees with them having mages as slaves.
>BioWare a few months back, compared each Companion as a food
>Vivienne was a Ortolan Buntin
The recipe for ortolan is this: CAPTURE the bird in the WILD, blind it using a pair of pincers, stick it in a tight CAGE so it can't move, keep it on a diet of millet, grapes and figs until it reaches two to four times its normal size, and then drown it in a snifter of Armagnac. We are still undecided if the last part makes this whole dish gruesome or totally fucking sweet.
It Gets Worse:
The secret to enjoying Ortolan is in the way you eat it. After roasting the bird for six to eight minutes, you cover your face with a napkin, place the whole bird inside your mouth, with only it's head and beak sticking out... and bite down.
>Sure do love capture nigger slaves out in the wild, fatting them up and showing them off to other slaves and saying this is what you can become if you serve your White Masters Anon!
>And here comes the snow (or the denial, disagreements about this)
For fucks sakes, David Gaider is Lead Writer, if he's so insecure about Dwarf Romances and Female Quanari, then he probably has some issues with blacks too.
The only other black character/non-white sub-human is Jacob Taylor that BioWare has made of late and is the only one that CHEATS on Shepard.if BioWare aren't glorious White Power Haters of All Non-Whites then I'm not a White Superior.
>As an example, 3% of players romanced Jacob Taylor.
That doesn;'t prove anything. Jacob was boring, femShep wanted to rape him and he said 'yes' when he got bored with dodging her advances.
That picture is just perfect fucking comedy timing and punch line. Holy shit.
Jacob is fucking boring. Nobody likes him, not because he's black. But because he's boring. I'm black and I don't even like him.
>People were in a outrage when they turned that one Guardian in the Thor Movies black
Supposedly because the Norse deities should be white to match the vikings. Although in real life the only reason they would be white is because they're reflections of the people who created them. I don't really consider the Asgardians deities anyway.
I just wanted to romance Vivienne. Why did BioWare not make her a romance option?
>Introduce the first and only fully black character/companion into DA (Ducan and Isabella are half, they don't count)
>Make her not a romance option
>Last black character BioWare made was in Mass Effect
>Made him uninteresting as fuck and the only LI to cheat on Shepard
Why do you do this BioWare?
Viv is the prettiest woman in the game besides Harding and Kekiana. Now I'm forced to choose between the manface and the secret tranny romance.
I wanted to as well but I'm okay with it because it adds a level of independence to her, she's got her own things to focus on and I think that's cool like with Samara from ME and Aveline. But whatever I'll take Dorian
All I ever wanted from DAI was an edgy anorexic goth mage. Instead we got fat piggies.
>dat spooky scary skellington
Eh, she'd just be another treacherous bitch-mage. Now she's a black treacherous bitch-mage, not that different, but it helps.
It's just uncanny to me. It's not what I see on tv, none of my family or friends have it either. I guess having to see typically black features (wide nose+lips) on a white person would be equivalent?
No. I never thought of them as black, but not white either. Just brown people.
>you will never see Vivienne finally get that First Enchanter job and mellow out
>she will never take your filthy mage children under her wing
When did I say that? I'm just curious what race/ethnicity people consider them in general.
Well, mostly Dorian, Josie has nonwhite features, Dorian is a white guy with brown skin.
>both parents have the gene
>since it's recessive, it doesn't show with them
>out of sheer dumb luck, their child gets it from both the mother and the father
you don't even genetics, m8
thanks mr. skeletor
By your limited knowledge of genetics, that means that both his parents have 1 parent that has blue eyes, so that his parents both have the recessive gene so that he can get it from both of them and have blue eyes.
After 2-3 generations a recessive gene is almost eliminated from a family gene pool (it can stay for many more generations but the chance of that happening is very very small) unless new member with the gene are introduced.
If both his parents carry the recessive gene for blue eyes then of course he can get it you dumb fuck. Additionally, mendelian genetics is an incredibly simple way meant to explain the concept genetics to people first learning about it but it doesn't hold true all the time. Pretty much every physical characteristic of a human is attributed to several different genes rather than one, eye color is one of those characteristics so any number of genes could contribute to his eye color
And I never said that's wrong, I just said that because he is black and both his parents are black, their ancestors were raped by blue eyed slavers. Try to at least understand what the post says before you start shitposting like a retard.
>After 2-3 generations a recessive gene is almost eliminated from a family gene pool
You can't jump to such conclusions. You have no knowledge of the genes introduced when new parents are added, and most families don't breed within their own gene pool. Yours might but most don't
Are you that one guy who genuinely thinks /vg/ is better than /v/?
Or you could jump off your "muh rape" horse and accept that blue eyes occur naturally in some black African peoples, like black Tuareg orthe Mumuhuila of Angola (pic related)
Never. Which is a shame. The Caucasus and its people are awesome.
>Unless both his parent's were raped by blonds, that can't happen.
I was pointing out why that is wrong because that's not how genes work. If you wanted to say that somewhere along the line an ancestor, or multiple ancestors of his had the genes for blue eyes then you should have said that because that's how gene pools work you fucking moron. You're clearly not in med school with unclear writing like that.
Travelyan probably does, noble house and all.
I would study at another med school if they're teaching you Mendelian genetics. That's something you learn in middle/high school science as a very, very basic introduction to biology and genetics.
But isn't it safe to say that they way they act and behave is from a primitive genetic core at least?
Something like that would never happen in larger countries like America, Great Britain, or Canada
That's not an accurate statement. Children are not slowly dying, young adults are not slowly dying. You're really not on the downswing, health-wise, until you're in your late-thirties or early-fourties.
Or he just made a "humans are crazy" joke like almost all the non-human companions have made at least once.
Not discounting that he dislikes humans, though. That's always possible with the elves. It just seems strange for him to be like "humans vs elves is one of the black and white mindsets that causes Thedas's problem" and then be all OI H8 HOOMANS.
When does The Keep officially launch for everyone?
My guess is that it's mostly like >>84681986
that he may not like humans as much as his own race but would still be able to fairly judge someone's individual merits, and to strangers would still be polite and wouldn't insult anyone because of his own views.
I didn't mean he hates humans. I think it would be a feeling like; humans are a tedious bunch, but a human can be a decent person.
It's how I feel about the elves, or the dalish anyway.
It's like how most people think of blacks then other races
>Always cautious of them
>Due to news and stories know that at least 80% will rob you blind and or kill you
>The ones you do meet are respectable and good people but they are the 1%
>Every other one you meet you at least stand a few feet away in hopes you're not their next target
DA2 would've been better if it looked like the right.
Am I the only one who preferred Josie with her top bun?
Considering that they also tend to forget a few mages they captured and left them to die in their cells I don't think it's too farfetched.
>Female Templar lady raping a young mage apprentice.
I think they changed her face a bit as well, that or it's the lighting fucking shit up again. BW lighting has never been good, but DAI's is probably the one that does the most to faces.
Anyway, topbuns are shit, but the bottom bun makes her hair look very flat.
I actually think she looked a LOT better with the top bun. I don't understand how anyone thinks the bottom one looks better. It looks strange and that style makes it look like her head has a weird shape and looks too thin on top. It didn't look like that with her top bun.
>neighbor's teenage tumblrina daughter dog-sits for me when I go out of town
>she saw Origins steelbook and cloth map in my office
>ever since she spergs out over Dragon Age to me every time she sees me
>live on Nightingale Drive
>"We should get the city to rename it Leliana Drive huh? Hahahaha!"
>"I think I'm gonna play a female elf mage Inquisitor and try to get Solas and Sera to fight over me. What do you think?"
>"I feel like having no prominent black characters is going to hurt sales of Inquisition."
>"I think I preferred the 'player-sexual' romance system of DA2. Why can't I romance Cass as a female Qunari? Seems noninclusive."
Jesus Christ, this is literally the worst. If she weren't a qt that wants my dick I would probably fake my own death and disappear.