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AGDQ 2015 (Jan 4-10) schedule:
Golden had a confrontation about parts of the new rule, particulary no costumes/signs. Golden said the stream monsters really enjoyed it, and it wasn't distracting the runners because it was all in the background.
The oldguard wasn't having it, and removed him from the club.
>stiv shows up
>has incredible time
>gruntilda fight begins
>looks like stiv is going to knock 10 minutes off the record
>tolki runs in
>hits the reset button on the N64 just as stiv frees the last jinjo
>THAT'S FOR SCREWING MY WIFE
>highlight of AGDQ for years to come
>implying Tolki wasn't cucking sam
>implying sam wasn't the wife
gonna have to word this
>there are people out there RIGHT NOW that actually believe puncayshun did something wrong and isn't still our boi
wear jeans that are not too loose or too tight and fit around your cock and balls just right. sit with your legs out and take up a lot of space. women oogle all over my dick. in the summer or warmer climates wear lighter tight fitting shorts.
hopefully you dont get called a creep but hey they are the ones looking
>tfw you change the name on someone else's copypasta and the faggot posts it on twitter
shoutouts to the other anon for the pasta and lambent for being a bitch
>being an unwarranted asshole to women who didn't deserve it in the first place is acceptable and based cause "LEL It's 4chan xD!"
You are the worst kind of shitter. Kindly fuck the fuck off
Have you all gotten your agdq badges yet? Reminder you can't enter the convention without them, so don't forget them :)!
>sda oldboi is fading into obscurity
>creates bullshit drama on Twitter
>streams for the first time in months the next day
Seriously, fuck CarlSagan.
For the record I think Puncay is retarded and that what he said to that girl was rude.
>simpleflips made more money with his romhack runs than princesscesium did when she was dancing on the stripper pole in front of ugly retards. they didn't pay her much because when they looked in the mirror and compared themselves to the horse that is your gf, they realized that she was only but a small upgrade. if she danced in front of zombies or humans it wouldn't matter their dicks would still fall off because they lost all hope of using them after looking at that abomination. glueing your own pubes onto your face doesnt mean that you get laid, and if you're banging princesscesium then good for you i guess. personally, im not into beastiality, but w/e man if thats ur thing
>hehe yeaH POINTING out the obvious thatg peeople watrcgh her becasuse shse a girk and not a goiod speedcnruer is sooooooo serxisyt!!!1111
You missed the bigger picture here lol
except he said that after all the white knights came out of hte woodwork to defend MUH LDADY S HONORU
all he did was post a picture of her fucking horseface on stream and said "i guess this is why peoiple watch princessretardedname"
And what do you think he meant when he said
>"i guess this is why peoiple watch princessretardedname"
Do you think it was just a friendly joke or a direct insult against her that since she is a woman the only reason people find her interesting in anyway is cause that they find her attractive?
oh shit I forgot this is /srg/ where women are just empty shells that lacks personality and people only like them because of how they look
The drama started because of Carl. Both the girl and puncay were done tweeting about it. She called him a retarded loser and ignored him.
There was absolutely no reason to go to town with the white knighting. Nobody thought Puncay's thoughts represented ~The Community~'s. It was clearly a bid for attention by Carl. Be sure to check out his Kaizo race next week!
He is the fucking WR holder for one of the most popular games ever. OF COURSE HE IS REPRESENTING THE COMMUNITY! Where do you think people go to get involved in a community? They go to the most popular people and if the first thing they see is that the WR holder is slandering women for no real reason what kind of image do you think the new people will get of the community as a whole?
Not everyone is satisfied with grinding ILs in your obscure PC FPS game all by yourself with no other interaction with people besides when you need to submit your run to SDA and when your video gets 7 views on YT. Unless you are a 100% socially handicapped autist you enjoy sharing your speedrunning experience with others that feels the same way towards speedrunning
cosmo: in a similar situation to sig. dropped speedgaming, picked up golden eye ILs for a bit, dropped it, publicly ridiculed SRL for being stagnating shit, plays smash
There are 3 kinds of people that browse SRG.
People that are legitimately retarded and shouldn't use the internet in the first place who are responsible for the shitty "bully everyone" attitude these threads have adopted over time. See:
>puncayshun, yashi and cyberdemon
Then there are the mindless sheep that does whatever the retards are doing in order to fit in no matter how fucking retarded it might be. See:
how the fuck did this happen?, people that defend puncay
And then there are people that actually talk about speedrunning but those people are overshadowed by retarded memers
am i the only one looking forward to KH at gdq this year?
i'm hoping BB will run,bizkit is good but he has zero personality and looks malnourished
spike of course will never have a record again probably...not after he got one and the same night sonic beat it
it's been several years...why are you guys so mean?
KH2 runs are fun, especially on critical. If anything just donate for the Data Org fights, they're even better
people hate him because he took spikes record, but yeah that's him. He's better than the other KH runners
plus his sister is a qt
>it's been several years...why are you guys so mean?
Because if last night's drama proved anything is that this community is in need of bullies.
And JRPGs are shit speedgames, m8
shoppable picture of duke's dad
duke's dad as a kid
cakeboy gene in action
duke's brother (kirk douglas behind him)
reminder that duke grew up surrounded by celebrities, explains his personality lmao
Then after this run totally bombs they will be smart enough to not touch KH with a stick for a few more years. This AGDQ2015 is so unhype they could might aswell use it to lock away games from future marathons for good.
that seems highly unlikely, although I think we're getting near the peak of how popular speedrunning will become in the mainstream
interestingly it seems like there are more and more people watching runs, but less and less actually running
All of you kids who don't want RTA to be a category:
Do you realize how mad retarded you are?
we have to jump through a ton of hoops in OOT runs to not reset. with resetting its still a single segment, it's not like we're stopping our playtime
since we do door of time skip in pretty much every category we have to get hover boots as child which wastes a ton of time and requires a bunch of frame perfect crap
in MST we have to go get another bottle instead of save warping past the fat ass king zora
seriously this is just dumb, please either replace dumb SS or add rta as a category
Bene, is Duke as spontaneous and confident as Peter Senior?
holy cr*p. I'm going to become a musician just so I can use this as my album cover.
Try Xinput Wrapper. One time installation and no need to boot it up ever again but sometimes it just doesn't wanna install properly for me on different computers and I dunno why. If it doesn't work for you MotionInJoy might be your only option
Quality posters like DarkslayerTV show how much superior r/speedrun is to this shithole.
1. Power Surge (8:12)
2. XIII (4:11)
3. I Wasn't Going To Buy That Ham Anyway (1:07)
4. The Stretch Marks Remain (11:41)
5. I'm Only Fucking This Fat Retard So I Can Get To His Father's Money (5:28)
6. When I Get Back From SGDQ (2:30)
7. Trouble With The Trolley (7:15)
8. Remembering Jeffrey Dahmer (4:48)
what does this have to do with speedrunning?
this is the best i could do with short notice, sorry all
DUDE I JUST HAD THE MOST UNLIKELY THING EVER HAPPEN TO ME TOTALLY REKTM Y WR PACE RUN
>2 days later
WOW IT HAPPENED AGAIN SEE MY REACTION TO ANOTHER RNG TROLL LOL
>2 days later
OH! OH! OH! WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WORLD RECORD! WORLD RECORD! *in a shit category
>1 day later
UNBELIEVABLE! ANOTHER WORLD RECORD! I'M ON FUCKING FIRE!
>that darkslayer guy runs the easiest difficulty in serious sam
>its actually slower than higher difficulties
what a faggot
normal mode and above bring rocket jumping into the route which changes everything
you also have to manage your health very carefully, sometimes down to the exact health point
he runs tourist mode, which is just lolrunthrougheverything
did you see when that skeleton followed him all the way up there and knocked him down? xD I never played this game, but I know this has a 1 in a million chance of happening, his reaction shows it.
pyatters was the first one to do it to me. i heard from others that he does it all the time. this type of behavior needs to stop.
i understand most of the time you might say it then use it as background noise but it's so unnecessary
will caleb never stream alone again?
I can't watch this cringefest that is his tag team stream with his indian girlfriend with the overbite just because theyve both been forever alone and dont know how to behave doesnt mean they have a right to torture people by kissing and rubbing eachother on stream, its retarded and fucking gross to watch
>this post is completely unironic
>this is the average poster on /srg/
any tips to keep the midwest meetup stream interesting? obviously srg is the minority so we can't put memes over everyone's run. there are no donations so do we just let the runner have at it?
>mfw anon gets this autistic over avatarfagging
how jelly are you faggots of us on a scale from 1 to 10
So I just now finished watching all the speedruns from every AGDQ and SGDQ since the marathons began, including the ones that took place in that motel room from like 4-5 years ago
I cannot get enough of these marathons, especially when they are comfy. Is the upcoming AGDQ going to be hype as shit?? Taking the whole week off for it
Almost a month while working part time since I'm moving soon. I only played them if I was by the monitor, didn't leave them on all night or anything but I didn't sit and watch them with a full hard on either. Basically substituted all television and movies for agdq/sgdq
Oh god no, I turned all that shit off so I have to do it manually. If I did run into any hiccups, I just made a note on what run I was on and refreshed it all. Made a specific bookmark folder for each archive year
tfw all the speedboys are getting excited for agdq and i'm depressed because i can't go
Actually I found out about and started watching the marathons in AGDQ 2013, watched all the way to SGDQ of this year each time the marathons were on. This years SGDQ was kind of... not lame, but it felt odd. That is why I decided to go back and watch them all from the very beginning, which was interesting to see how much it grew each marathon. I have to say AGDQ 2013 was my favorite. I really like the settled-in 5+ hour runs, and the Final Fantasy finale was great and memorable. Plus I found out who Blueglass was