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>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed] [Open] [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNAHYfQ-Ojw [Embed] [Open] [Embed]
hey whatever happened to "insiderbro"
his information about throws was bretty gud and interesting, i saw him get a couple right
i seriously doubt ibp are the only team to have thrown a match in the past year
i think this is just the tip of the iceberg
i kinda want someone from ibp to just rat every fucking throw they knew about, as i said there is no way that was the only one. I can totally see steel raging and taking the entire scene down with him. anyone else see what i mean?
he wanted to make it before he went to bed
All together, the information we have collected and received makes us uncomfortable continuing any involvement with these individuals. Therefore we will be directing our CS:GO event partners to not allow any of the following individuals’ participation in any capacity in Valve-sponsored events:
Duc “cud” Pham
Derek “dboorn” Boorn
Sam “Dazed” Marine
Braxton “swag” Pierce
Keven “AZK” Larivière
Joshua “Steel” Nissan
reminder that NA still is going to have 2 teams qualify for the next major
we are going to be forced to watch washed up cloud 9 and some piece of shit team like CLG or Liquid get swept in the group stages
>you'll never see torqued at their full potential
Every fucking time there is drama someone always tries and acts like they're better than the people involved
I wish more people got blown the fuck out.
>yfw its actually the harveyfag posting jw
>yfw the jw/harveyfag is really just a guy with a pig fetish
>doesnt give a shit about anyone
>tfw depression keeps you from starting your computer until hours after you've woken up
>tfw you dont even play video games anymore, just browse /v/, /csgog/, and wizardchan
I'm LE, my buddy is MGE and routinely gets 12+ RWS in ESEA pugs. But he solo queues Valve MM and gets fucked every match, when I spectate him he's always dropping nearly a 30 bomb literally every match but it's not enough.
Some people are just unlucky.
Didn't bet/receive skins from cud or dboorn or his main accounts. Probably didn't communicate via Steam chat that he was in on the throw.
He still probably threw, but there's really no evidence for it. Same with the actual NCG/CLG players.
Why the fuck would clg get skins in the first place?
Cud: thx for winning that game you played, that's right the one on which you guys actually tried to win, as opposed to your opponents who tried to lose, here's your cut of skins. Oh wait you didn't bet, didn't know about the throw, and had no stake in this at all. Never mind
Tarik: what the fuck dawg
Tarik unboxed a karambit night on stream and sold it for skins money. The he max bet on every single underdog
He proceeded to lose everything
He also has given away every skin he's gotten to his viewers
No shazam on the other hand, why that little faggot isn't permabanned too is beyond me.
He was openly implicated in the scandal and withheld information. Why is he getting off I don't understand
But anon, they DID have a stake in the match
NCG needed that win to guarantee a playoff spot. It's probably the main reason why Casey Foster (the co-founder/co-owner of NCG) knew about the throw and got punished for betting skins.
Guys i started lifting like 3 months ago, and now i can't stop watching miniker's stream
Am i turning or what? Should my father be worried?
That's not true. That wasn't the last game of the season for NCG. While the placement for ibp was already determined, net code still had like 8 games they could have played. They only had to win a single game to advance. It would have happened eventually ibp dis not have to throw for them to get in
Check your facts
warowl is a horrible MM player, he would never be able to get out of esea open
hiko is pretty bad besides a couple of clutches a few majors ago
skadoodle is ok
moe is shit
missharvey is shit but much better than warowl
>That's not true. That wasn't the last game of the season for NCG.
>Check your facts
>It was literally the last game of the season
>lolg babies are this desperate to protect CLG
hahahahaha how bad are you that you don't know how good warowl is? you're probably running around and shooting while moving still
dude is fucking GE and a legend in terms of tutorials and teaching people how to be pro
>tfw 1v12 in casual and literally shaking afterward
this form of punishment isn't new, anon. scapegoat a few when a lot are guilty so you don't have to destroy something which in this case the whole e sports scene because this shit goes deep.
ibp just made the mistake in trusty shazham and an ex girlfriend. so yeah they probably deserved it for those two alone
i thought this was a joke like those "1999 was 30 years ago" things
but no, they actually can. fuck this shit.
>>tfw antarctica master race
>mfw Indian ocean master race
i like m9 bayonets
dunno what to think. there's been no mention of further bans though so there's a potential that this may be it. i can guarantee you that games have been thrown by plenty of teams
>seangares is the best IGL left in NA scene
Smithzz was talking shit about somebody doing something stupid and m0e brought up the fact that smithzz pretended to be his gf in a tournament so he could play for her.
aka smithzz did something really dumb.
No, that's not true. They actually played against OG (x6tence today), and SmithZz jumped in on map 2, mirage, which was a 16-13 win for OG; after OG had stomped Epsilon.fe on the first map.
The REALLY ironic thing is the shit Gina (SmithZz's gf) said right before the match. Picture related, lmao.
>2005 was 10 years ago
>you will never be a kid again
>you will never live free of any responsibility ever again and hang out with your friends fucking around doing nothing
>you will never live a without a drudging social expectations ever again
why the fuck did we invent time and dates and stuff. if we never made time with sun dials and shit everything would stay the same and people wouldn't get older and other shit.
>csgolounge STILL won't load my inventory
>it's been over six hours
>mfw i was able to get a bet in on this esea game with bot like 10 minutes ago
im not even good
i am bullyable
and nuke only
you're just a generic anime bhopping kid that thinks he's good
you can fuck off
i'm supreme thanks
>even if you aren't csgo is a pile of SHITE rofl
you knew i was going to be better than you so you posted this preemptively
haha maybe one day when you realize you have no talent you will start using cheats and pretend you're legit
just remember you're literally trying to pretend you don't care while making and recording videos and uploading them to the internet, also you're still replying even though you "don't care"
it's okay i really am not trying to insult you but i hope you realize what you're trying to make excuses about
>finally works after i change my trade URL from the one that was working fine for months straight and was still working on dota2lounge
these fucking russians i swear to god
you have 10 seconds to bet on either FlyingV or Winout
which do you choose
> i'm better than you in real life and probably at the game as well, i bet you're lying about your rank and you're like SEM.
>10 of the same alias to hide the old ones
someone has mental problems :( are you trying to escape from previous friends or enemies?
it's bs that only ibp got screwed, but i'm sure a shit ton of pros have done sketchy shit, it would kill the esport and all the money valve is getting
i'm sure that's why it took so long until valve said anything, i'm sure there was a lot of internal debate. would have been a lot faster if they stuck out like a sore thumb
>lmao who's angry? this kid is just upset thaat he's shit at the game and at life. should probably kill himself tbf. not like he's gonna get anywhere in life
haha wow dude
you've said lmao or rofl a lot of times now, I already told you I'm high rank I have nothing to be upset about, you're the one throwing a huge fit
>m0E has to FF
>2 subs at clutch con for Torqued
Pope Urban II comes to you /csgog/.
He says "For according to the gospel you [those who post meaningful comments] are the salt of the earth...It is indeed necessary for you to correct with the salt of wisdom these foolish people [shitposters] which is so devoted to the pleasures of this world, lest the Lord, when He may wish to speak to them, find them putrefied by their sins unsalted and stinking... They have quoted and insulted many, and have destroyed the threads and devastated the general. If you permit them to continue thus for awhile with impurity, the faithful of God will be much more widely attacked by them. On this account I, or rather the Lord, beseech you as Christ's heralds to publish this everywhere and to persuade all people of whatever rank, foot-soldiers and knights, poor and rich, to carry aid promptly to those good posters and to destroy that vile race from the lands of our friends. I say this to those who are present, it meant also for those who are absent. Moreover, Christ commands it."
How do you respond? God wills it.
Deus Vult. Deus Vult. Deus Vult.
Well, it's about time that this happened
FaceIt qualifiers, BO3 against SKDC. They lost 16-14 on Overpass and everyone left before Map 2 (Dust 2)
Also TCK doesn't want to go to Clutch Con anymore so the team is literally only Monte and m0E
BEST AWP SKIN AND BEST SCOUT SKIN
GO GO GO
btw can i join this little circlejerk we got goin itt? :3
>has probably said some sort of "lol" "lmao" "rofl" over 10 times
>he's only doing it to pretend he isn't angry
Reminder that Skadoodle has two VAN banned steam accounts and has been banned from BF2, COD, CS for hacking and was suspected of it in AVA. He even gave an interview during his AVA career where he admitted to hacking before in multiple games but of course he said he doesn't do it now.
I didn't realise he posted here that often
How old was he and did he hack in an official setting?
There are a number of pros who got caught/admitted to hacking in CS when they were younger. The thing is that they were in random PUGs and not in league matches. (n0thing is an example of this)
moe just wanted to be a legit pro again
guess he learned the hard way of why not to trust jews, his parents probably warned him too
IIRC in his teens and never in a official competitive setting. I don't think he played competitively on the top level until AVA where he was suspected of it many times but never got caught. Then he briefly delved back into COD and then CSGO, but imho he stopped hacking somewhere during his AVA career. We should let bygones be bygones anyway. He's still legitimately a good player.
> don't think he played competitively on the top level until AVA where he was suspected of it many times but never got caught
He did, my friend played against him. He wasn't very good.
you are as disgusting as trans people, don't even know even wanna know if you guys are the same, you fucknig disgust me and i hope your entire lives are shit and nobody in society accepts you niggas
cmon baby pull a shahzam take some fuckers down with you.
not a fan of summit, but could be good for torqued, they need more fans
not sure how their personalities will clash though
they got skadoodle, moe, frozt, and summit now
tck doesn't want to go without steel and monte has disappeared
he said freakazoid hasn't been online in like 70 days
i doubt he is in the condition to play
who else is friends with moe that can go? shaffer? something tells me wigg and moe would get along, but that's more a fanfic than reality
How do I fix my gun being all white/dusty? It is only the p250 that does this.
What were the odds on the iBUYPOWER vs. NetcodeGuides game? That they ended up throwing.
You're thinking of Arya
Valve busted >>92765353 for throwing a match (ESEA and CEVO for a year, Valve LAN's is permanent). m0E is scrambling to find a team for Clutch Con this weekend
>the strategy and tactics from warowl
>the aiming and clutch of hiko
>the awping of m0e
>the sexual tension of harvey causing the rest of the players to try even harder to impress her
>the good vibes to keep the team in the for come backs and LET'S FUCKING GO.
no idea why shahzam was allowed to walk free.
he wasn't a whistle blower or anything.
he publically admitted to taking part and switching his bet.
everyone who was banned directly benefited from it, skadoodle was not banned because he did not directly benefit.
By the same logic, shaham and his cohorts should also be banned since they benefited and were a part of the fix.
it would be the first team with two in game leaders, both warowl and moe would call the plays in unison. since they both only make correct strats, they would always agree and it wouldnt matter who calls it
skadoodle participated in the throw, but because he did not benefit directly from the match fixing, he was not banned.
the players were not banned for playing/throwing the game, but for benefiting from the match fixing.
by valve's logic, people like shaham should also be banned.
The point is that Shaham did made the bet with INSIDER KNOWLEDGE.
He did not whistle blow or discuss the throw until after he was able to fully benefit from the situation.
That is illegal if you did not know.
He is just as guilty of a felony as the other banned players and should not be an exception to the rule.
Take a good look guys, this is CSGO.
lets go ahead and ban the entire Polish scene since they all profited on this. Some of the players even played today on a CSGL match.
>moe has better moral standing within the cs community than steel
I don't know, I just went in and asked when she was gunna start playing CS, then some mod banned me while the White Knights defended their princess.
since valve has become a governing body then that's what will happen if they choose to be consistent with what they've just done.
valve acting in this manner has set a dangerous precedent in the scene, that will probably result in many more bans.
ridiculous as it sounds, that's just the reality of the situation.
also, in addition to shaham and the polish scene, there is also LDLC's smithzz, which there is concrete evidence of him playing in another person's place in an official tournament.
by all accounts, smithzz should also be banned from all majors and leagues for destroying the integrity of the sport just like ex-ibp.
valve already chose to tear and rip the wound when they decided to act in the way they did.
if they do not act in a consistent manner to what they've already done then this 'justice' is just a hollow gesture and valve really doesn't care.
It's either purge the scene now or write some lovey dovey forgiveness blog for everyone else whose destroyed the integrity of the scene.
>Not wanting to be on a team named "The Screamin' Memers"
hey i can post epin reaction mayms without arguments too
>Implying Valve will purge the scene
>Implying they'll even respond to the points you've made
Why don't people understand that Valve doesn't give a rats fucking ass about the CS:GO community until Valve looks like shit in the public eye? As much as I want these things to happen they won't and it fucking sucks.
it's difficult to prosecute someone who 'benefitted' from a crime but did not actively participate. i mean, shahzam could say that he thought people were joking about the throw but did it anyways for the lulz, or that he was going to bet on ncg anyways even without knowledge of the throw.
you make me laugh, harveyposter. i'll give you that.
either way the original goal was to spread the idea that this is just another hollow, uncaring gesture by valve and they will not consistently apply justice to the overall scene.
it's all a show and a publicity stunt that the majority of people will eat right up.
>would valve have responded at all if an article about it hadn't been published on an actual news site?
I personally don't think so no. If that was the case then the Smithzzz and other throws would have garnered a response.
And he's a whiny bitch. You can do better anon
this particular match being fixed is just ONE PROBLEM in the CSGO scene.
where is valve on smithzz account sharing and taking the place of another person in an official tournament?
where is valve on TaZ and co in his betting scandal?
where is valve in every other controversy and scandal in the scene?
they don't send a message when ex-ibp match fixing was just a small part of what's destroying the integrity of the scene.