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>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2
>PD2 Player Statistics:
>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
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>Latest Updates Here:
>Mods and Lua:
Official Paydaycon 2015 theme song.
We need 900k for all of the relevant rewards.
That gets us side jobs, Swat Van, Butcher mods, standalone heists and Car Shop heist.
I couldn't care less about Golden Grin preview, Bonnie, heisters to LA and Paydaycon. Hoxton Revenge heist is coming out either way.
>Pubs will now be filled with retards running around shooting Rocket Launchers
What the fuck do bank robbers need with a fucking rocket launcher anyway
>mfw I just had to carry 3 russian shitlords through an entire Hoxton Breakout on Overkill
>one of them was playing as Clover with a Golden AK and Deagle
>he was downed over 12 times
Are all you rusky faggots like this?
The dozers carry it in
I think this is from a game decal creator, not sure about that.
>RPG is an asset which can be used only once
I would dig that.
If sales continues as they're proceeding now, we won't reach first reward in 35 days.
>178 gallons gathered
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Fuck, I haven't seen the OVA yet.
>spawns a large case somewhere on the level
>interacting with it gives one player a single shot RPG that can be reloaded by interacting with the case again
>slowed down and can't sprint with the RPG, can drop it any time by pressing G
>same for minigun asset
That wouldn't be TOO bad, but if anything I hope they keep these things to some gimmicky noncanon shit like Safehouse Nightmare
And this is the last straw. I'm so sick of this Swedish SJW shit. Wi
>we could have had anime girls or even movie star heisters instead of some irrelevant fatty
How about we get hype fuel for every DLC that exists, DLC that was already bought is turned into hype fuel.
Maybe increase the number for the rewards as probably most of the stuff would be unlocked by now.
I dunno, anything is better then we have yet.
This game as long abandoned all logic in favour of Overkill being "hip" and "cool" like Valve. It has ruined PD2, just like Valve ruined TF2.
>site updates are an exact copy of Valve "Days" pages
>stupid and immersion killing items such as boxing gloves and money bundle completely slaughter any sense of "realism" and seriousness that was originally meant to be
>some hat- masks are downright ridiculous
And to top it all off, new characters out the ass. I can't be the only one who sees this.
this is now
/a /meme general
WHERE'S THE ANIME PACK OVK???
>everyone complains when they replace scottish heister with irish heister
>adding a new scottish heister
>people still complain
Guys, this is what scottish women look like, don't call it a grave
>still no ass character
>still no ass gun
>still no ass heist
post ur ideal heisters
maybe Almir is lurking :^)
You've never played the first game, have you?
These or if were talking more seriously: Revy from Black Lagoon
Speaking of that, I bet nobody at OVK even knows what this shit is.
>no Bean getaway driver
>custom Escape Van skin
It better be the fucking A-Team Van. Also a fucking Mr.T mask for Chains.
>tfw a communist and even i think that Ovk are acting like SJWs
>completely out of shape landwhale
>not even in a suit, hell, short sleeves to show off tattoos for police to easily identify her
>will probably have a clown mask, as well
This is some bullshit right there.
>Overkill will never give us a Jason Statham heister
>we will never get Ben Affleck from The Town
>we will never get anyone worthwhile, ever
Just remembered this guy's work.
>swedes would rather have fatties than this
Someone mod this into the game. Please. I need this in my life.
I seriously hope you're not planning on buying this.
But yeah, they're separate.
Since the fatty just went out of jail, does it mean the cops are monitoring or keeping a close eye on her ? I mean, is it really smart to hire into the crew someone who have been dumb enough to go in jail and who might doesn't even have the professional standards required in order to be the payday gang ?
Completely overkill is only there to suppport the devs and give you shiny masks - no weapons, nothing else. Dont fucking buy that.
stick with the overkill pack so you get the weapons.
>over an hour into the hype train event
>barely 200 gallons
The end is near.
>mfw the special masks are the meme masks from the first game
As someone that has actually done time let me assure you the prison population is not attractive.
Women have it even worse. The only attractive women that do time are the ones in for domestic violence or substance abuse. If you are an attractive female you have porn, marrying rich, escorting, etc before you start to consider potentially getting shot and killed in an armed robbery.
I don't see why so many people want to mix their spank material and their video games. The two women in the game are relatively accurate for being the sort of females that might make the massively stupid decision to commit armed robbery. Big titty super models don't do that shit.
>still no type 99 lmg
All I want is to see my fucking magazine blocking my view goddamit, step it up Overfaggots.
Do you have any idea how big a GAU-8 is?
>hey guys crimefest is here look cool stuff you can get if we get people to like the game
>oh shit we did not expect bot accounts so now we actually have to provide free content
>hype train is here!
>now we made some bullshit where the goals are so outrageously high that we lost count
>oh yeah and now we made it so you have to pay us to reach any goal
>oh yeah we also made the payments contribute a miniscule amount to any of the goals so no matter how much you pay we wont actually need to make any worthwhile content!
Why not go full F2P with an ingame cash shop?
Call it Payday Hardline, give it multiplayer versus and you're set for a permanent holiday in the caribic, letting underage maids fondle your cock as little Jimmy Johnson pays 90 bucks for a mask with his moms credit card.
No fuck, I did my math wrong
It's 1 600 000 for the revenge heist, you get 14 per ticket.
So 1 600 000/14
That's 114 285.
That's the amount of totally overkill tickets needed to be sold to get the hoxton revenge heist.
I already bought the 5 dosh DLC.
Sorry guys, but I'm a huge sucker for rocket lawnchairs.
Add new heist about stealing barrels full of some shit from a train.
For every completed heist we get 1 hype fuel.
Additional fuel if you own the DLC.
No, anime girls are healthy and lovely.
Why don't you ask her yourself?
>everyone keeps telling overshill their new heists are shit
>they pull off an unarmed broad-daylight stealth robbery for 2 millions
>everyone tells them stockholm syndrome is the shittiest perk in the game
>the victims of the robbery defend them
I have faith in you anon!
>the best way to build up fuel is to buy the christmas track which has a 1:1 ratio for fuel to dosh
Reminder that you have to pay $60 so the fuel to money ratio is close-ish to a 1:1 (.933:1).
>dosn't include real overkill missions
For fucks sake, let me break into a military depot to steal weapon prototypes or a fucking tank.
Or the fucking rumored presidents book out of the white house.
Get on it and get fit anon!
>teens in school uniforms
You bastard! Who told you my only weakness?
You get 1 fuel for 1 purchase of non hype train DLC. So, this is a pretty poor ratio, except for the Christmas soundtrack which is only worth $1. Alternatively you could buy this Overkill pack stuff, which will get you around .6 fuel per dollar at worst, or .933 fuel per dollar at best.
I'm not ashamed to say I would actually buy this DLC.
>haven't played payday since shortly after the alienware alpha promo thing
>see hype train thing on twatter feed
>"give us a gorillion dollars so we can give you some more heists"
yep fuck that, probably never playing again.
But you should.
Not because of the content, but because DLCs are bad and wrong.
They are badong.
>all the male characters in this game are hot as fuck
>all the female characters are ugly and realistic
>and there's still no asian/anime heister, just another anglo
Its definition is anyone between the ages of 13 and 19. You know, the numbers that end in TEEN.
One day it may change due to usage as many words do, but for now a 24 year old is not a teenager.
>It's one of those words that doesn't have a hardlocked definition
>someone who is in their teens
>thirTEEN to nineTEEN
Its as hardlocked as a definition can get
I didn't mean to upset you
>30lbs supported by the shoulders
Are you trying to ruse me?
>no white heisters
>a new mixed gender crew all ugly and realistic
>have to break out the entire PD2 crew one DLC at a time
I'd recongnize Hanekawa's breasts anywhere dozer. You're not fooling anyone.
For all that Overkill's fucking up, can we at least agree that the remix of Full Force Forward is pleasant listening? The simple addition of a more active percussion track and wind up added a lot.
I'll be frank, it by itself had me hyped until I realized exactly where hype fuel came from.
I don't understand. What is so great about gloves with ugly writing all over them? Does it make you feel like a sponsored racecar driver or something?
They're really popular for shooting because they're really thin and easy to move in, and they give you a little insulation and padding because guns get fucking HOT. But, really, everyone buys them because they're the OPERATOR thing to do. I spent like $7 on mine and they work well, but I still think they're fucking retarded and they're hilarious to me.
>tfw if the hype train doesn't meet it's goals all masks in the game are turrned into the meme masks
Yeah I just don't get it. I shoot, but I don't wear gloves unless it's cold or raining.
What's the point? Do your hands get so sweaty that you need gloves?
Tactical gloves for shooting are just gimmicks.
>mfw you can put high-concealment mods on the RPG and take it to Shadow Raid for griefing
Okay friend, let's talk about how they fray like crazy and you can get kevlar gloves for marginally higher prices that won't snag on everything and suck. You think they're good because everyone says they're good.
What if he was actively trying to prevent this and we drove him out.
>Hoxton will never have his revenge
>The wankers win
>able to stun dozers for whatever reason
How about a set of these? We already have brass knuckles.
Can't even trade with the Russian dude I always did business with now.
Your friend can refund it via the pre-order rules.
In fact, I wonder if you can cheese that. Set up a proxy account. Order, refund, order, refund, order, refund. Wonder if the counter is coded to remove refunded packs.
$15 and you can pre-order the free infamy tier pack :3
I made it so if you want, I can do a request
Yeah, I made it in Rockstar's Emblem Editor
>no updates or content for the whole of February
I never asked for this
Uhh, no it isnt
I like it, it's becoming my new multiplayer game
So The Total Overkill pack is gonna come all the shit in the Overkill pack, right? I'm looking at it and nowhere do they actually mention that, and I wouldn't put it past Overkill to pull some bullshit like that.
>mystery machine skin
>shaggy cross over character
>move speed focused perk deck
all of my scooby snacks
>Yfw when the tournament happens one team close to winning will get fucked over because the drill breaks constantly
>There will never be Canadian heister voiced by Robb Wells
>He will never come with a maple syrup heist and .45 Magnum
>We will never be graced with Nova shouting "I'D SAY I'M SORRY, BUT FUCK IT, WE'RE RICH!"
Since we're adding new heisters left and right I don't see why we can't have Ricky's sweet voice in my ear too
The games felt like Heat: The Video Game at the beginning, and most of the DLC's they added stuck pretty close to this aesthetic. I could see professional bank robbers using a variety of small arms, even if it got kind of stupidly military there. The grenades always should have been concussive instead of frag though.
But now it just feels stupid. And inconsistent too. Why do we have to wait for a drill to open a door when we have an RPG? You could justify the grenades and the launcher as being too fragmentory to break hard surfaces, but an RPG? Will we be able to shoot down helicopters now?
>Why do we have to wait for a drill to open a door when we have an RPG?
The power creep is real in this game. So you might very we'll be able to blow open a door you'd otherwise have to drill. I imagine it would be balanced by only allowing for 1 RPG
>yfw overshill has to awkwardly brush the Hoxton Revenge heist under the rug once the outlandishly expensive goals aren't met while getting yelled at by literally every single remaining fan of the game
I've never really been critical of overkill's practices- I mean, they make good money, and I really do enjoy the game, and I'm happy that payday is big enough for them to set these goals and at least have a chance of hitting them sometime in the future, even if it looks sluggish out of the gate.
But fucking christ, this might just be the straw that broke the camel's back. where do they get off setting kickstarter-esque milestones for us to hit for a game that we've paid for, and paid for again multiple times over through DLCs? I feel extorted.
And I don't buy the whole "starving indy dev" thing as an excuse, the game was fucking profitable. Hell, their stock ROSE today after this announcement.
Nothing they do is for the players anymore, they're really just doing it for the money. I didn't want to believe it, and I always thought the "overschill" or "overjew" thing was overdone, but fuck man.
Was I too blind to see what assholes they were being this whole time, or is this just me overreacting and letting my newfag show?
>The games felt like Heat: The Video Game at the beginning, and most of the DLC's they added stuck pretty close to this aesthetic.
Agreed. I wonder if they even have a design document, since they sure aren't sticking to it anymore.
A) Fix your game, removing all bugs and glitches, then proceed to make more decent DLC
B) What's done is done, let's make even more stuff for the game (that will suffer from the already existing bugs and glitches) and introduce even more bugs and glitches.
I think it's the other way around. Free to Play games that are losing customers will do desperate things to get them back. Usually by offering sales, deals, and even free shit. This is the complete opposite. Enough people have probably been buying all of Overkill's shit that they think they can sell lots of OK DLCs
Is this the longest any thread has gone without any gameplay discussion, just pure anger?
The problem with that logic is that the peak is the maximum number of people all in the game at a given time. There are still plenty of other players, but they're asleep, busy, or they don't want to play Payday. However, the goals are still asinine and would be more viable if the fuel for each DLC was multipled by 3-7.
Would you watch a P'ayyday animu?
hard mode: 11 eps shovelware, Chains is treated as joke black character
>joke black character
so, nothing changes?
Anyone who says that overkill is a 'starving indie dev' is retarded, Payday 2 was profitable before it came out by virtue of preorders alone and expensive DLC only made them richer
>no new saws
>no new GLs
>inb4 RPG is technically a GL
chances are they will only be good for killing dozers due to having absolute worse than shit ammo pickup and be too good at killing the other cops
though the minigun could be fun if they let it work with swan song or bulletstorm
Mix up the stats maybe.
How about a chainsaw (pic related) that has a bit of range and more ammo to deal with enemies, but take longer versus items?
just a rib at their laziness, take it ez m9
Should we really keep going in of the deep end though? I get what you're saying, but a chainsaw is another step too far. If we keep that mindset it will just be one thing after another based on a trend established by a handful of items.
hahaha, holy shit, overkill
>a minigun and a fucking rocket launcher
>a skin for the escape van
>one is a direct upgrade to the other
it was okay releasing monthly dlc while putting the rest on discount, but this?
you have truly went above and beyond on this one
>tfw want to buy the OST dlc to customize my menu music
>this shit happens
Those motherfucking scumbag, ratfink, shitpushing, seajew, bork-ass motherfuckers.
Is it too much to expect a safe house update? Inventory and skill access points. Spending in game money on upgrading the place. customizable training room (think CQB test COD: MW) etc.
We're billionares now, why live in such a shit hole.
>steam ost is STILL missing Ho Ho Ho, Breach 2015, and Searchlights
why dont they just re-add the meme masks?
but with up to date memes, like smug pepe.
i would pay 5 bucks for a smug pepe mask
I'd actually prefer if they DIDN'T offer that
>Not checking His twitter hourly
>give overkill my money to build hype fuel so this has the possibility of making it in the game
>building hype fuel to add this thing
>for a disgusting SJW masturbatory tumblr checklist dyke
sad thing is that they probably won't be able to resist doing it regardless of the hype shekels
What the fuck is bonnie
Why couldn't we get a fucking Triad/Yakuza heister who doesn't look like dogshit instead?
idk, could be cool
>find out who sold them out
>knock down their door, kill the gan they're sheltered with, actually give some of the lower tier fug skills a reason to exist- throw waves of thugs at you
>hox tortures the rat while you fight the baddies off
>hox requests new torture items- knives, boiling oil, water for waterboarding
>tie up loose ends
>Hype fuel at 670
>Goals ranging from 200k to 2m
I have a feeling this isn't even going to hit the 200k mark. It's either that or they'll rig the counter and just release whatever they feel like.
This is the most disgusting move that Overshill has pulled so far. 20 bucks for absolutely no content.
How about fixing the myriad of problems that Payday 2 still has?
Fuck you Overshill.
>Hey guys, you built an awesome amount of Hype Fuel, almost enough for the Hoxton Revenge Heist... sooo, because we love you so much, we'll throw that in for you! You heard it here, we think the train can coast on the remaining fuel to make it there ;^)
>Of course, what can a Hype Train do without its track? You have to help us lay the Hype Rails to get this Hype Train moving! Every $4 buys one track plate, and there's 500 miles to go until we reach our destinations...
>which now include safe house customization ;^)))
The traitor is probably Old Chains, anyways. It's about the only character that makes any sense to have done it.
Unless they were going to be stupid enough to have Bain be the traitor.
I don't see how this is SJW.
It's probably some big fat, muscular Russian gangster woman like Gretel Grosse from Wolfenstein or Nurse Nina from BL:TPS or something. It's a common stereotype in movies and games.
If she's what I think she is, she'll probably start yelling at the heisters and call them scrawny babies and say the same to the cops.
Now if it's confirmed that she's some high-pitched whiny fat girl, I'll get on your side. But as it is, I'm expecting some yuro mama bear emasculating everyone.
>"I told you to stay down, even children back home in Russia listen better than you."
>"You call yourselves men but you scream like little girls."
>"Why do you bring big useless gun? Is it because you don't feel good enough with regular gun?"
>"Hoxton, whoever told you scars make you look manly was telling the truth but you are taking it too far."
>"Houston, use your puny little legs to get over here."
>"Oh Mr. Wick, you have more muscle than I thought you have. Is sexy."
>"Mr. Dallas, old men like you need to get off of battlefield."
>"Ms. Clover, you should just go back home to England and find good husband like other girls."
>"Wolf, run like your wife is on fire."
>"SNIPAH! HE SHOULD COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE REAL MAN INSTEAD OF HIDING LIKE PUSSY CAT!"
>"WHY DO THEY GIVE PUNY MEN SO MUCH ARMOUR, THEY STILL DIE IN THE END?"
>"I SEE A CROAKAH, MORE SLIPPERY THAN MAN TRYING TO GET OUT OF MARRIAGE."
>"If you think this is how goats fuck, you have watched too many documentaries."
Of course, you'll be trading SJW shit for meme shit but at least we lose less with meme-y Slavic woman.
>decide to relax and do something fun, bank heist:deposit
>pubs, no infamy levels but about 70-80 all around
>seems ok, going loud, gonna have some fun
>two of them go down to cloakers near constantly, the other just wanders around the inside of the bank
>nervous, because the wandering one has the saw
>managed to drag them through to getting the vault open, c4 the gate
>still constantly reviving them despite one of them having aced inspired, he only uses it once
>saw time, the wandering one is obviously baked out of his mind and is taking the longest way possible to saw boxes
>just grinds on one open box constantly
>the host grabs the first bag and tries to walk it to the van in the middle of an assault wave
>goes down to sniper fire
>bitches the entire time while I singlehandedly make the entire Washington D.C. police force cease to exist
>wait for assault wave to finish, start moving bags
>ask the host to "clear snipers" since he is already outside
>ten seconds later make it outside, instantly downed by the multiple snipers outside
>wandering one runs outside, stands nexts to me for 3 seconds trying to revive but is rekt by snipers
>GUY WITH INSPIRE runs up to him, begins reviving, is downed by sniper
>start to question what the hell is going on while meanwhile the host manages to accidentally down himself with nades or go down to a regular swat in the vault
I have never before complained about poor skill in players but jesus
>tfw we get this and John Wick but no Wei Shen heister
>my face when I read that as
>no american elementary school coon heister
>Day 1 starts off by breaking into the houses of two wealthy men who have a shared underground basement where they kept the location of the traitor in their Jaeger-Titano-Bigass safe, which can only be unlocked by obtaining four codes which only the two of them know.
>They also have a shit ton of drugs, stolen paintings (which you stole in Art Gallery and SR), and even a
meth lab that is set to explode once the safe is open
>Day 2, you blow up a bridge to stop an armored convoy that is picking up the traitor, and then you have to go from the bridge, through the streets of Downtown D.C., and to the apartments that is holding a Panic Room that the Traitor, as a last resort is hiding in.
>You have to saw off the bolts, blow up the top of the building, and call Bile, who picks up the Panic Room, and drops it from sky high, killing
Alex, who had betrayed the crew because Bile was threatening to replace him completely
>After the room falls, characters might say "YIPPIE KI YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!" or, mockingly,
"LIEK A GLUVV"
if you can guess what the five original heists I reference are, you get nothing
>New weapons will be shit
>New masks are just for dickwaving
>New heists will probably be the generic Drill, then helivac it
>Probably won't get to gamble in the casino
>Won't be able to drive the stolen vehicles from the car heist if the hype fuel even gets that far
>New heister looks like the hag that used to serve lunch in middle school
Overkill, what the actual fuck.
Matt HAHA, FOOLED YOU GUYS
I'm probably the one and only Anon in existence that likes the idea of Bonnie. Precisely BECAUSE she's not some bullshit QT animu waifu kawaiiiiii ^_________^ heister or some improbably hawtie. She's a walking troll that repulses people. That's fucking awesome.
But then, I laugh my ass off at being able to play the fat ugly bitch from Loadout. And I do play as her.
>skilltree based around using melee
>very heavily buffed fists as primary weapon with different firing modes changing what attacks you do
>perk deck revolves around slow-motion activating after you get headshots and chaining together kills
So, ideas for not shit DLC?
>new heist, word is that DC police is getting really wise to the fact that 4 heisters are walking through their cops like nothing
A: Cops now have a low chance to hire a rival gang just like yours to attack you. Chance increases the more cops you kill, will not happen 100% of the time. The four gang members are either:
1. Randomized, so some may have ICTVs with LMGs with likewise builds, or akimbo dodgebuilds, etc.
2. Analyze your stats and either copy or provide best possible response to. (bonus round) they actively seek YOU out.
B:Bain says "Looks like the cops are...oh shit! Looking for some outside help!" At this time players can drop in to take you out as soon as four of them link up, giving you enough time to consolidate your position so it's not a 100% wipe chance.
Both of these are done at the end of an assault wave so you're not balls deep in dozers.
>New heist:raid an army depot to steal weapons, ammo, and even maybe vehicles for Vlad
>raid the smithsonian air and space museum
>vlad needs to be on rise like a fucking sputnik
>he needs the fucking sputnik
>implying the sidejobs feature isnt going to be adding meth labs to every map
>Big Bank stairs downwards where the pig is dropped now leads to the secret meth vault
>The Diamond museum has a chance one of the exhibits is a genuine working victorian meth lab
>Buy the zipline asset in FF day 3 and Woah, looks like the Senators neighbour had a side job cooking up meth
>Only 733 barrels
It'd be fucking hilarious if we didn't even get sidejobs.