Piggy is cute and good edition
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Anyone know any good sellers for a clover, Dragan, and bonnie mask?
clover x houston
wearing corey and tony masks
>doing HB hard because of new infamy
>one I-80 and one II-90 join, along with a level 45 newfriend
>I-80 says hard is too easy and that i should do ovk next
>gets downed on first and second day
>does absolutely nothing for the objectives on day 2 and wastes all the keycards closing doors and opening the fucking infirmary
>I-90 ICTV stays in the main room for the entire heist doing nothing and firing his flamethrower at corners and somehow gets downed
>he punches a shield and guess what happens
>iron man aced
>blood boiling by now
>second time he goes down i just fucking kick him
>newfriend is actually decent
>dodgefag joins and we finish the heist no problem even after the game threw 2 pairs of bulldozers and one blackdozer together on fucking hard difficulty
it doesn't help that the I-90 was from france, fucking french
I think the question is COULD we see Bonnie? Is there a wide angle lens wide enough to capture it's girth? Can we get a camera far enough away to catch all of it on film? I'm pretty sure we'd have to set up a multi-camera rig system using hundreds of cameras to do so. The trailer would only be able to be shown in ultra large I-MAX theaters. Upon beholding it's gross visage the human eye would automatically filter it into something more comprehensible. Like a whale, or an elephant.
Tried to make a DLC-less MasterFug build that was actually helpful to the crew, rate comment subscribe: http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSOLhJEGBda:eIEDa:tda:gCda:frsoKHEfGbCda:ibcdea:pR8::w58-8-14-20-18-17:s26-17-18-12:a1
whats your threat ranking? mine is
>kill on sight
That asshole with the RPG/Faglet
>Who fucking cares
YOU ARE NOT A CUTE ANIME GIRL YOU ARE A GROWN MAN A MAN, NOT A GIRL YOU DO NOT HAVE A VAGINA YOU DO NOT HAVE A FUTA COCK, BUT A REGULAR COCK
YOU DO NOT STUTTER IN REAL LIFE AND EVEN IF YOU DID YOU DO NOT STUTTER WORDS YOU TYPE LEWD SHOULD NOT BE IN YOUR VOCABULARY BUT IT IS
YOU AREN'T GAY, NO, YOU AREN'T SO WHY ARE YOU IN INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS WITH EACHOTHER WHY DO YOU EVEN TRY ANYTHING LIKE THAT? REAL WOMEN EXIST AND THEY'RE ALL AROUND YOU HOW DISAPPOINTED WOULD YOUR PARENTS BE IF THEY SAW WHAT YOU DO? HOW DISAPPOINTED WOULD YOU BE IF YOU SAW YOUR CHILD DOING THIS STOP HURTING YOURSELF AND OTHERS, GET A REAL GIRLFRIEND, STOP CYBER SEXING OTHER MEN ONLINE AND GET LAID OR SOMETHING STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE AUTISM, YOU DON'T. FUCK
Reminder that the GL40 and Piglet essentially have the same reload time if you only shoot once from the Piglet.
Autists who try to sway saying one is better than the other obviously didin't buy the BBQ pack :^)
Who else updated to the BLT lua shit?
Did they just expect us to test this for them so they actaully optimize it?
My game feels like shit and I only have poco, goon, and better weapons stats.
for a fraction of the investment you can take a more accurate car4 with more damage and tons of ammo
but whatever is trendy enough for you mate.
>done with stealth
>bring all my cable tied civs together
>throw molly and watch them burn
>tons of ammo
That's the only thing akimbos have over the car-4
This is just hitman with no pistol skills compared to the car-4.
Could probably just use a concealed mosconi or gl40 if no akimbos or good car-4 mods.
>done with stealth
>put all mines inches above their bodies
>put sentries in the middle of the hostage pile
>but body bags in the hostage pile
I think its these shitposters.. we're getting shitty /v/ knock-off's now?
I think you guys missed the part of that build being DLC-free. The CAR-4 without a shitload of DLC isn't particularly good when concealed and the GL40 isn't an option at all.
I actually do own all the DLC (except AK/CAR Pack, OK Pack, and BBQ Pack because, well, none of those weapons or mods interest me at all), but I like to attempt DLC-less builds as a challenge and so the most amount of people can use them.
>Host Cook Off Overkill
>We do great until someone blows up the lab on the final bag
>New guys, two non infamies
>One tries to camp from the outside
>Up to me
>The second all the bags are in the van he leaves
>They all leave
>Guy named Hoxton joins
>Comments on how we got a bad lab spwan
>Blows it up and leaves
>Mid way they each leave
>Guy who replaces him is a non infamy with a flamethrower
>He runs up to cops and shoots them
>Leave with only 3 bags
That was interesting.
>havent played for months
>try 1: gensec pagers not answered
>try 2: someone runs into vault while im sawwing setting off lazers
>try 3: somoene alerted off map doesnt get grenaded
Why is this shit still happening
Post yfw golden grin will be total crap and a even bigger let down then hox revenge.
>look at crimenet
>GO bank DW
>sub 3 infamies
>we get all the civs secured, answer the pagers, take out cams, grab ATMS and loot the vault totally before leaving without raising the alarm
Hoxvenge is fine. Fuck off to the hole you crawled out of.
>a even bigger let down then hox revenge
>then hox revenge
IT'S THAN NOT THEN
>bigger let down then hox revenge.
It would have to be ridiculously awful for that to happen. Hox Revenge had the Hoxout trailer, Hoxout heist, and basically the entire hype train building up to it. Golden Grin is supposed to just be "Big Bank 2: Drill Harder"
>Decide to run car heist with pubs
>Everything goes smoothly
>Be first to get car to container
>Others take awhile
>One guy takes too long
>Other 2 arrive but don't park their cars in the containers
>I manage to park the 2 cars in the containers
>the guy lagging behind leaves the game
>We almost won it one guy decides to dick around and doesn't even notice the van during the 5 seconds and we fail the heist
Not him but
>find civ and card/computer/telephone
>wait for the timelock (wouldn't want you ecm rushing this ;))
>guys the thermal drill go get it
It's not bad, but it was incredibly overhyped. People were thinking about grandiose 3 days heist and it was nothing.
why isnt breath of death in the game
it was the one tune i was looking forward to ...
>trying to get more Butcher mods
>ANOTHER fucking ported compensator
Thanks I guess.
Stealth part is okay but its horribly short and was super overhyped.
Loud is total crap, literally just drill a door and then secure some bags.
How many of you replay it past like 1-3 times? Probably not a whole lot because its a boring buggy shitfest that pays nothing in xp and cash.
You can disable alarm from outside trough a wall, cops have no idea how to path inside the house and overkill added 1000 snipers + turret so deathwish is just a miserable tiptoe fest.
They killed off a cool character who had the best heists for a long time to boot.
you mean like the boring shitfest that Hoxton Breakout was?
Street escape 2.0 into Watchdogs 2.0? I don't get why so many people here praise that failure of game-design. Hoxton Breakout could have been an actual prison breakout but instead they went directly to "lel I guess that murdering psychopath is free now because you broke through a random wall somewhere".
Who said I like hox breakout? It's total crap and honestly the only reason I still replay it is because of the massive xp it gives.
If it gave less xp and money I'd never go near it. I actually have scripts installed to make that fucking chav piece of shit shut up.
>sit somewhere and shoot without any meaningful mission interaction
at least in big-bank you drop the pig which looks pretty neat. And you have changing scenery. Hoxton Breakout day 2 isn't really that special.
I already did. But I was offline, and it didn't matter because the achievements were still bugged. Patrolling Murky is not totally random, and not totally set, just enough to make you mad.
>he has trouble with stealth, the easiest mechanic to learn in the entire game
>I never tried to stealth DW Hoxton's Revenge
You in charge of not sucking my dick.
Maybe you shouldn't rush things, anon
is this suns?
if so you should not even bring this up because of how embarrassing that was
So what's a good way to lose all my health for Memezerker aced™?
>implying I didn't remove him because he was a dick to me all the time
Good for you
And who are you? I barelly played with them. They didn't seem as bad as you may think.
berween all the meme spouting fine gentlemen I played with from here, they are all equally enjoyable to play with.
i can talk however however i want to any of you losers
i cull my friends list just for fun
hilarious imitation bro
I actually only remove people that I don't have fun playing with
if any of you dumbasses actually pulled your weight instead of expecting me to do everything that wouldn't be an issue
why the fuck am I even playing with any of you?
nah just obnoxious banter retards that take it too far and just talk shit 24/7
>pretending like I would not notice
You're fucking inserting your steam ID into /pdg/ OPs. You spend more time playing Payday 2 then most people on their jobs. You have 1k hours in the game and you're still dogshit. Are you seriously going to claim you possess the social ability to notice anything about anyone?
Shh... It's okay Bulldozer-chan... No need to be shy.~
Has /pdg/ finally reached the point when it's literally nothing but anime shitposting? Even the other shitposters have been driven out?
Is this what happens when Oyveyshill don't release DLC every week/day?
DOZER, STAND BACK
I GIVE THIS GUY FIVE SECONDS
Y-You're so cute when you do this...~
>I GIVE THIS GUY FIVE SECONDS
YOU'RE SLOW, BUDDY.
i sent out an email to OVK but got hotline 2 anyway through a loophole, and there's no point in me keeping the jacket code when i have no use for it
just add me and i'll send you the code. /id/happylandfill
Swat turret is pretty damn pointless in my experience, I use the 10% speed boost, but I'm also wearing an ICTV, and sprinting makes them miss damn near every shot, no dodge spec at all.
>decide to try masterfug akimbo because I can't count on pubs to bring insipre and/or not die
>flashbangs now last seventeen years
Holy shit this is awful. Is Masterforcer any good, and can someone link me a build?
Well, on Hoxton Breakout ovk+, there's usually a turret right in front of the street where you have to turn to get to the garage, and since you can't get behind it it's hard to find it's weak spot
I couldn't tell you exact numbers but I've always had a reasonable path before reaching past 4-5 cycles, I shoot for 1-3 turns and I find that manageable and discard any that have more.
Use whatever method you find reliable, personally I use the same method used here
It's more or less a guarantee.
Every time you hack the panel, the game will remove the turns the path makes.
Eventually it will run out of turns and just go straight.
Read the long guide.
>The paths gets easier each time you restart the tiles, up to a limit.
>Imagine the path making a turn to the right at one point, going from a certain tile 1 to a certain tile 2.
>When this happens, the game disables the path from tile 2 to tile 1 to force the path to either go further to the right or forwards.
>However, this disabling is permanent, so in all future restarts the path will never go from tile 2 to tile 1.
>Only lateral paths are disabled, so eventually the paths will be biased to move forwards.
6/however many possible combinations there are
but not really because probability is stupid and the way it calculates the path is weird
and now that im actually thinking about it thats a lot of fucking math youre asking me to do
masterforcer is more helpful
>muh memezerker aced™
>he doesn't know about the loco special ammo pickup rate
>the new weekly job is easier than the last two daily job.
At least there is no almir's meme or ;) in the description of the White Xmas job.
no no no faggot
Loco's and Sweepers with 000 Buckshot pick up 30% less ammo than they would otherwise. A 000 Judge and a 000 Loco pick up the same amount. Works out to 80%~ chance for a bullet per pickup.
Techforcer. Did I at least do average?
The C4 + Ammo Bags are to give me an option between having tracking devices for specials or having ammo, depending on the crew.
Only once? Do it again.
I'm not even joking. I did it first try, on day one, and got no credit. Tried to do it when they fixed it, and it took me around THREE HOURS and probably a dozen retrys.
Maybe you got lucky, but if you don't think that mission is legit difficult to solo stealth you're full of shit.
I like the map, though. There's just a bit too much bullshit required to moving a dude to a eye scanner when he gets spotted so easily. And getting 6 bags out of a house without fucking up really sucks.
I painted Don Juan after sperging over the fact it was brown and white, not grey.
Hey everyone. Just finished a userscript that filters steam groups by games and also adds the Play Game button.
>I was Masterforcer Muscle ICTV Host when I played that. 25 Downs. I literally could not move without being downed
I've played that as a Techforcer with no downs. You're doing something wrong, but then again, Masterforcer is vastly outdated by Masterfugitive.
I guess I was. It was maybe my second time playing the map, I didn't know where I could be without getting shot. It felt like I was getting hit no matter where I went.
Also Techforcer is comfy. I should play that more.
>I didn't know where I could be without getting shot.
RNG can play a role in this. If the train cart you need is in a good spot, there's always great cover. Also, as a masterforcer, you won't reach the sniper breakpoint. So, yeah, with all the snipers that can shoot through trees and shit - you will have some issues staying alive.
>Tabula Rasa achievement requires the Rogue Perk Deck, right?
Considering how you're stuck with dodge, it's really useful and you shouldn't ignore this decl.
>how to mod Gold AK and Chicago Typewrite for maximum efficiency?
essentially what >>99284817 said except for the Chicago where i think it will be better to mod it to one shot green units. Also don't use the discrete mods, they lower the stability.
>24 minutes in.
>Hydrogen guys, add it.
>AW WHAT, GUYS I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL
GEE MY FUCKING BAD BAIN I DIDN'T SEE ANY BE CAREFUL TO ADD YOU FUCKING SWEDEWEED.