xth for best waifu and mother of my fictional children
xth for waifus you want to impregnate!
I did it /vg/. Time to deal with the stupid bullshit that is Plat. :^]
Xth for one of the best skins in the game
And a random tune
Can I get a good name for my Azir main account?
Bird is to much fun.
pick unrelated, but fuck yeah tanks.
I am normally a fan of pubic hair but when it is gray it just makes her look old as fuck. I am an EMT and have seen an unfortunate amount of hairy grand mother white bush wrinkly dinosaur pussy.
This image will not work for me.
i don't know for sure, but i guess like a regular one.
for all i know it could look like a real life croc dick. i'd still love him though, no matter what.
Get fukt nonwarders, drag is mine
>found a subreddit that is okay from a friend's suggestion
there is some okay stuff at the league r34 subreddit
I want to cum in Shyvana's fertile baby factory while you cum on her midriff.
i understand that
but the picture i just posted was me ACTUALLY TRYING to replicate YOUR ART
im not saying you're amazing, i have multiple family members better than you, but that doesnt mean you're "bad" at art
what if they removed all the stupid free spells and lower mana cost passives and just lowered their mana cost and gave them real passives
im looking at you nunu and lissandra and veigar
>going to reddit in the first place
Tonight the thread is too shit.
What if Ashe's Passive was Phantom Assassin's ultimate?
Sure it does. You are talking comparitively rather than by your own perspective.
No matter how good I make my work, i will allways think it is trash. Thats how I improve. Thats how alot of people improve. If you boost an artists ego, none of that shit happens and theyre stuck in this warpzone of non improvement.
I like to see artists improve. When they draw the same shit for years with little to no improvement theyre doing it wrong.
Nipples. On a reptile. Why.
Google crocodile penis.
>Everyone else has dots for eyes and scribbled together
hey /lolg/ im doing some paperwork for nursing school and part of it is describing a disease process for a medical diagnosis, only thing is i cant really think of anything right now after filling out the rest of this paperwork in the last 4 hours. anyone got some good medical diagnosis/diseases? i guess if you want something related it my patient was a 60 something man who came in for falling when he was drunk and hit his head
And like all of Riot's products they'd charge you extra for more intricate products
he also has mediocre scaling on each of his spells to make up for it
I know you might be thinking "but holy shit veigar bursts so hard what are you talking about"
But his W is on a long cooldown and needs CC to land, his Q is fucking trash now, and his R ratio was recently nerfed and is also a long cooldown compared to cancer like ahri which does similar damage but comes with three flashes
it does not. But alot of cartoony artist, like i was saying, are stuck in that repeat era i was saying, which is why i try not to draw cutesy shit ,and why i have such a pisspoor look on it
Yasuo has like four
I know that nigga
My family has no idea what breed she is.
Some sort of mutt but shes a pretty dog.
>tfw shes now about 13
im not ready ;_;
i'd buy 5 renekton dildos
>tfw no bad dragon croc dildo
These pics are so fucking old.
She's a bit of a funny one.
>I am an EMT and have seen an unfortunate amount of hairy grand mother white bush wrinkly dinosaur pussy.
Seems like you job
isn't that hard.
at least one good thing came out of that shitty NURF video
i love you john cena
My cat is the most hella unfriendly creature I've ever met.
She's not mean just super fucking unsocial.
Really shitty picture tho.
She's decently friendly but a bit of a rescue. Her old owners had 2 autistic kids and from what I've heard they were a bit mean to her.
Pretty timid and scared as a result but more so because shes gone a bit deaf and her vision is getting sort of bad.
Shut the fuck up you brazilian nigger cunt.
Should look up sergal vagina if you wanna see vagina tongues.
>dragons are reptiles, therefore cold blooded
>Says he has mediocre scaling
>Then proceed to name two spells with 100% scaling, one of which scales with an additional 80% of his opponents AP
Veigar is flawed but his scaling sure as shit isn't one of them. That said his Q doesn't feel so bad with the buffs and his E is much more effective now that it can't be dashed out of.
bottom one died recently, rest in peace Frank
I mean I think the animal posters shoved the pol's and blulu posters out.
Would you prefer we did injuries?
fuck you, pugs are cute and lovable as fuck. one of the friendliest breeds.
here's the other pug, Percy
he was pretty old.
Gross. Riven too but I don't hate her completely.
draven and nami are ok
the others, kill yourself.
Just get a
Clayton the Earth Dragon, that seems like it'd be a decent approximation.
if you get one a Medium firm, Medium length Clayton is perfectly take-able (maybe not full hilt but close) with a bit of lube and some prep time even if you've never "taken" anything before. So don't go with a small unless you're a wuss and want to disappoint your husbando.
Sorry there wasn't a stream tonight, took some time to read up anatomy shit and do quick sketches of stuff to improve. Just wanna be able to make some better quality stuff for you guys
that isn't just yordle related.
I did draw a Vi butt earlier though, I'll clean that up and post it in a little while. Hope your sunday was a funday.
prior abuse could cause her timidity, autistic people really shouldnt be allowed to have pets since their reduced cognitive thought, they just dont understand animals are living creatures with emotions and treat them like inanimate objects
I pulled an insec
turns out bones dont hold up well when ~190 pounds land on them from 4-5 feet up
>upper arm break
>kids in high school wouldnt stop asking why i had a sling and not a cast
Which league personality would be most likely to sniff a girls farts after she leaves
saved for future reference.
Mostly because it was meant for a fun gamemode
I would just feel bad having a dog. Leaving it alone in the house all day while I am at work unable to piss or shit for 9 hours at a time. Seems like torture.
At least cats use litterboxes while I'm away.
Clayton isn't very croc like...
I got myself a medium seadragon and I'm stuck at an inch from the knot ;w;
wasn't a joke. the guy is like one of those /r9k/ people come to life. he got invited to a girl streamers house and they kissed for 100 subs
he tried to get a second kiss and she said no and there was dead air for like 5 mins. he turned off the mic and said something which I could only assume involved paying her. They did a second peck and she went to the bathroom for like an hour. he then sniffed her chair
true, looking at it, i think Vasu the Naga looks a lot more Renekton-ish. i might get that instead.
From last thread. I'm assuming it's a troll.
>play like shit
>get brain-dead allies
>enemy team clearly outmatches us in every way
>this goes on for several games
I can't even blame tilt. I'm just genuinely awful at this game.
What do you think man?
Here is Azir, or azir was here.
Azir is Here was allready taken
Then you do nothing because you don't have an actual gapcloser, and your knockup is easy to dodge
But really that's just a problem with cho, not necessarily your build or max order
Submit a croc dildo design at the Labs section of the site.
What do you mean what do you mean?
I wish to chew on your face. Cause I feel like it.
>everyone posting dogs and cats
>best thread we've had in the past 2 weeks
Is SkuttleBug your skype or something?
so ive hit a sticking point (silver)
i generally go even or slightly ahead in lane, but by the time laning phase is over, the collective team score is something like 4-17. my last game it was 1-17, and before that 5-20. i generally do the most damage or have the most farm on the team by a fair margin.
i just dont know whether ive hit an unlucky streak or what? what can do i as a player to improve, or should i keep doing what im doing and hope my teams somehow get better? my winrate has dropped from 53% to 49% in the past week.
>yfw renekton bara poster is shit at the game and his "husbando"
my fucking sides
>piglet was so hype for TL v CLG that during the game he would say things like "come here doublelift boyy"
my face when mrjuggador can't speak like a fucking man
you build him into sadness anon
the GP ship has sailled and im no longer on it
everything i thought was real isnt anymore
trip fell off
it happens from time to time i dont know why it does
Mine or what colors I'd use for Croc?
Honestly, the real thing looks a little less fun and one upside to Clayton is the base looks pretty crocodile scale-y
>a fair amount of people trying to take some sleep as much as they can on the uncomfortable chairs
>some of them might be playing for the finals in 3 hrs
>Some guy rushes through the whole room to join his buddies while screaming "WOOOOO SMITE IS THE BEST SHIT EVER"
>shit at the game
that's like, your opinion man.
>mfw this is juggador
trying to get past my filter huh
>Unironically buying dragon dildos
>Unironically discussing which dragon dildo feels most like a video game crocodiles penis
Are there two renektonfags?
>That reflection in his glasses
Is there a full version of this?
>you will never see nyanners using her dragon dildo
i love gp tho
Thoughts on him in Jungle or Mid?
I've had some success with that guide that gets posted here from time to time in the midlane. Jungle is kind of nice to just farm and then emerge a monster.
>be AUS WEEK, im on NA
>notice they met the goal for sailor gp to be available
>shit dude i want that skiiiiiiiiiin
>transfers to OCE are free
>oh shit i can do it
>transfer, buy the skin
>transfers back to NA, not free
>tfw spent $25 dollars on sailor gp
>trying to use a tactic for normalfags on a bunch of gay men who happen to enjoy the reptile/xeno kind of stuff
>thinking REEEEEEEEEEE does anything other than make you sound like a sperg
just go trinity shiv hydra i guess
throw in FH IE and LW in whatever order
i think his mid is pretty good i might play him there from now on but he just isnt good vs all of the tanks that are going top nowadays
OH GOD THERE IS A CHAMP THAT PLAYS DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF OUR COPYPASTED PLAYMAKERS BETTER REMOVE HIM FROM THE GAME
>his passive lacks significant gameplay
>being rewarded for targeting damage dealers isn't significant gameplay
>doubling your crit chance, nuking targets that you AA if they're below 50%, now that is significant gameplay
iirc he ordered a burger from burger king with hundreds of pieces of cheese on it and ate the whole thing
i think it might have had to do with some promotion
similar weird food incident:
make it "i heart cancer"
what colors would you use for croc? right now i'm looking at a custom fade C24440/C2A665 vasu the naga, which i think looks pretty good.
NSFW, this is all the Renekton lewds i have.
reminder that Renekton counters Riven.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD NEXT TO HEALTHY THIS HAS TO BE THE STUPIDEST FUCKING RIOT MEME OF ALL FUCKING TIME.
HOW CAN THEY SAY SHIT LIKE VEIGAR AND URGOT HAVE LOW COUNTERPLAY WHEN FUCKING ZED, LEBLANC, RIVEN, NIDALEE, AND MORGANA EXIST.
FUCK IM SO MAD.
I had it before I got really into the Croc so
it's more a happy accident.
Kinda, I'm not the OG Renekfag but there are other renektonposters out there
It's not my fault your dick can't enjoy
>worse than anniepedos
The biggest reason I think (I THINK) riot wanted to rework him is because he was overbearing and he had a toxic kit because "I hit my acid, you be screwed bro" or "I missed my acid, hey now buddy, we can be friends right?".
Essentially, lack of counterplay. But some thoughts.
You know what has always jammed my acid hunters? A Nasus, who rushes frozen heart, then begins to out sustain me, as I watch my mana supply dwindle and his health remain the same. Chogath, Mundo (smart ones anyway), Malphite, ect.
Essentially, any tank, who builds tanky, with sustain (not necessary but a plus), will counter Urgot in lane. By the time I can get a last whisper, I have to shell in for some essentials: boots, tear, brutilizer, I can't rush that like they can rush armor.
But wait, the tank meta is back and they are strong now? What?!?!
Also, just to say this, Nocturne can be tough cookie too. His spell shield and fear is is able to disrupt the eqqq, and his stickiness can be a problem as well.
Now, if you want to rework Urgot's kit because you think there are cool things you can do with him, that there is a role which you want him to fill (for your quest of making every champion unique), or if there is some greater higher thingy that you have planned, by all means rework his kit, but not for sake that he lacks counter play.
I mean. let's not forget that he already tends to shove lanes, be susceptible to ganks, and has low mobility .
I am silver, so what do I know?
TLDR: Is Urgot still going to have a kit reowrk?
no fuck you lavish brutality is my meme
renekton is a powerful warrior he doesn't want to fuck gross fagboys
I'm just gonna hope it turns out good as Sion's.
baited for this exact response
but really, i haven't lost to a riven top as renekton yet
>Come back from holiday
>CLG lost to TL
>Shaco played in LCS
I-I don't know what to feel
Like FUCKING FOR REAL
Does riot just throw FUCKING DARTS AT A FUCKING BOARD of buzzwords and use them?
zed is HEALTHY LIKE A FUCKING SALAD while urgot is LOW COUNTERPLAY
I'm fine with the Sion rework but I'll always remember that part where Riot said
>"We can't have a zombie with a big axe building like a mage!"
Well then now your zombie with an axe builds tankiness only
job well done
Well yeah you know I win lanes as TF against Zed on my smurfs but I don't go around town saying TF counters zed
B U R D E N
K N O W L E D G E
no problem bro
>comparing apples to oranges
renekton can easily win every trade by just pressing w + q then e'ing away from her hippity hop bullshit
>go even in lane
>try to roam for kills
>no one ever follows up even though the enemy team is pushed and its free kills
>still massively positive with most cs in game
>our frontline engages while we dont have the full team and we lose every team fight
>or our team has shit positioning but our frontline engages anyway
>cant carry out of Silver because my team is willingly throwing games every single time
>tfw 4 loss streak
I dont understand. I roam at good times, rotate when needed, don't die - much less feed my ass off like the rest of my team, position myself well in team fights, and still cant do fucking shit when my team is literally forcing gold down the enemy's throats.
Sweet lawdy fuck.
He means a porn comic with plot and whatever.
Well I know Japhet is, and I've been trying to fucking add him on skype.
>60 second flash in urf
>it's no longer pussy shit you save to free yourself from a gank
>it's something you can use almost freely
Why doesn't Riot do this for the normal gameplay?
60 second flash would honestly be an improvement.
Imagine if Chogath could just flash r you every minute
Imagine if riven could just flash combo you every minute even more
Imagine if lee or ali could just flash and knock you into the enemy team every minute
honestly, why dont we take everything from urf and do it for normal gameplay
just make league urf
shit. i would watch every LCS match never miss one, and throw my fucking wallet at the game harder than i already am
>Permaslow is toxic and anti fun so Olaf and Nasus are having theirs nerfed
>Btw check out this new cute champion Gnar isn't he cute with his needless mobility and permaslow? he's also ranged
the difference between riven and trundle is that trundle actually requires skill to play well in lane since early on he isn't the strongest fighter
and trundle hasn't been played in LCS in over two seasons so there isn't a wave of metacancer fags riding his trollcock
Watching the Shaco game since I missed it. While the setup is going on, they're literally talking about "NO ONE wants to see Shaco, because your Shaco goes 0-6, enemy Shaco goes 6-0"
>Has %hp damage
>Has damage scaling on his hp
>Has a ranged slow
>Has a way to farm at long range
>Has a ground-targeted mobility spell
>Free stats: The Champion
Gnar is Riot's attempt at putting all together the things they didn't do and that they want to put in every champ now
I'm working on it, I swear. I can;t get the natural sag right, but I'll keep trying.
>she looks too fat
>bought DJ Sona knowing it would put my bank account dangerously low
>don't check my account for a week afterwords
>deposit money after work tonight
>I was $189 in the red
>mfw I spent $200 on DJ Sona
>losing to Kha'zix
How did you know when you hit rock bottom, lolg?
seems pretty legit
Well, all you need to know is that I'm a different guy than Japhet (though I think he's pretty neato cause he got me skin code awhile back).
>tfw you will never take a brown sona to the beach
>you'll never fuck nasus, azir and renekton
So on annie build a RoA since she doesn't need too much mana and you want the HP for when you're in the front engaging?
build whatever on Annie because she's broken as fuck
RoA is good because then you have 2700HP and 200 armor with E and zhonya
don't forget to tell the enemy team about counterplay and about how you're a squishy with no escapes and therefore it's okay to drop 3 1.75s stuns per fight
I swear I never see Rumble, I sometimes forget he even exists. He just seems... boring as fuck. Maybe it's just because I'm a gold shitter.
I'm just some failed tranny that forgot to take off their trip.
There simply is no other answer.
yeah but azir is rich and would treat me like a princess and
i could plow his ass into oblivion
rengar is too edgy
>Bothering to stun people when you can just kill them straight away
The stun is just here so they can't zhonya
it doesn't have the same punch
rumble is fun and not fun at the same time
he has a pretty high skillcap but it's mostly due to his ult, and for the rest you just kinda try to burn people and not die. his lane phase is a bit awkward as well because 1-3 your Q tickles but sometime after 5 your danger Q starts doing 40% of the enemy HP
Not yet, but it was next on the list. I'll sketch it in a sec.
Alright. Maybe I can make another version with bigger boobs and the thick thighs so everyone's happy.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
maker her chest bigger so it balances more
The only 2 times I've seen actually really decent human beings in this game, it was Lee Sin mains.
Maybe some day anon, maybe some day! Also fuck deleted post instead of file.
>duo queue thinks I'm going to support a Vayne
15 minute timer.
Or I could just dodge, it's a fucking normal and I don't wanna waste 50 minutes for this fag to "Doublelift mechanics" and die trying to 1v5.
I bought the fucking heart icon with RP
>Get two team members in your champ select
>They take mid and adc
>"Nice, we'll get some good roaming from mid"
>Said mid doesn't move his ass out of his lane the whole game and the adc keeps splitpushing, obviously victim of the terrible Doublelift syndrome
Why would people even do that
>Fight at baron
>Someone gets hooked
>Ezreal: "lol malz u didnt do anything"
>Malz: "I hit a void call on 4 people"
>Ez: "lol that doesn't do shit"
>I chime in and say void call DOES do a shit ton if it lands on more than 2
>Team agrees with me
>Ezreal brings it up in all chat
>EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING GAME nearly stops playing to argue this fucking point
>We win anyways
I don't fucking get it
Anyone here burned out. I don't even know why I come to this place from time to time and still watch LoL streams, I only really play with friends like 3 times a week.
I feel like every game is the same thing and it gets defined at like 15 minutes anyways.
Get that checked anon! You could have a heart disease
>tfw invading a low viewer stream with lolgen and making their day
Because having no mana issues, infinite jungle sustain, fast clears, tons of mobility over walls, potent nearly inescapable ganks, and winning most of your matches by playing average and not try-harding is pretty mellowing.