I'll start with mine
>be me 14 years old
>pokemon diamond came out
>never seen a shiny in the wild before
>swear to myself when I finally catch a shiny I'll train the fuck outta it.
>will make it the toughest, baddest, most rad pokemon anyone's ever seen.
>HOLY SSHIT MY FIRST SHINY
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To the person who just wonder traded me a shiny, max IV level 100 Infernape, you sir are a god and I love you eternally
What's the best you've ever got from a wonder trade?
Ok so you go into a pokemon center and everything is free. Free health care. The pc is free too and openly available to all, irl there would have to be computer labs or else there would be massive lines of trainers at the computers. Unless there was a "pc app" for pokephones lol. Children are expected to pick a career path from a young age. Not everyone becomes a trainer yet somehow this is the acceptable thing to do at 10~ years old. Child labour? Free range parenting? They pretty much never talk about the actual government in pokemon. Besides the old wars the world appears to be a one world government (illuminati confirmed). The bad guys in the series and anime mention the phrase "New world order". Particularly in gen 4. This makes the bad guys have opposing political views basically. Not to mention the stigma with using nwo and the connections to real world ideas it says. Everything is quite red in pokemon and bright red things are a symbol of communism. The pokeball is actually a very ancient sacred symbol. Similar to how the swastika, and the 5 pointed stars on the american flag are also ancient sacred symbols.
Nintendo has been known to put odd subliminal messages into games and then take them out if future updated versions. For example. Ocarina of time has Islamic symbols all throughout the game. There is also a quite quiet Islamic chant in the background of the fire temple music. Both were removed in future versions.
So its clear the government in pokemon is either socialiat or communist. They must kill all of the homeless people too because when have you ever seen one in the game? Not even lumiose had homeless people, it had backpackers. What about black people? Outside of gen 5 there are pretty much no black people in the game. Japanese people are known to be very racist so maybe they genocided the black people too. Let's not forget that animal fighting is literally THE shit in these games.
So what do you guys think? Pokeconspiracy general.
It would be pretty epic if true, because then trainers would be capitalists (the ones who reap the profits of labor) and Pokémon the stupid proletariat (the ones who sell their labor and get hurt only to receive food).
Pokémon revolution when?
Communism isn't bad if everyone is willing to follow it, by working by their own will. It's what you expect in very small societies, like organizing something with your friends.
Communism fails when some people want to have more privileges than others, like the Communist party in USSR. They ended living like kings while their countrymen lived like rats. In other words, the same critic Lysandre made.
And your two last paragraphs are utter shit.
Find a flaw.
What does /vp/ think of Pikachu?
When there was an earthquake in Japan, they pulled an anime episode because it showed buildings being destroyed by Hyper Beams and they were scared it would be triggering or whatever the fuck.
This isn't the first time they've done this.
Since XY's release there have been 2+ terrorist-related attacks in Paris/France.
Don't you guys think the company would shit their pants over something like this and pull Z or any Kalos game?
or do you think they were in on it and it was based in France for conditioning
If they cared that much the should remove all non-white characters and get rid of Lumiose City in Pokemon Z. But let's not give Gamefreaks any ideas for censorship.
The current anime OP shows a massive energy beam rising up from Lumiose City with Perfect Zygarde in the middle of it and Olympia prophesized that Kalos will be enveloped in green flames. Unless they do massive rewrites, shit will go down soon regardless of real-world events.
FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK
Why do Europe and Japan get these, while we only get some shitty plastic fucking faceplates? What did North America ever do to be Game Freak's redheaded stepchild?
>"We had Colosseum on the Gamecube"
>"I had captured a Diagla and went up against another Diagla"
Why did N64 have the absolute best pokemon games? It hurts it's gone
> Pokémon uses amazing moves, take severe wounds and compete in very tight competitions
> Trainers stand behind lines like faggots, giving orders that Pokémon can already use without them
> Pokémon after battle receives a free trip to the nearby hospital
> Trainer receives money, prestige and glory
Why is this allowed? It's clear who is the one doing the whole work.
How long have you been on /vp/? Why are you still here?
There's your fucking new game announcement.
Are you happy now? Will you babies who came over from Reddit during ORAS hype stop spamming this sub with "where teh leaks XDDD" already? You finally got your announcement.
>tfw can't discuss Red Blue re-release without being called Nostalgiafag
Anyhow, let's talk. What do you hope they add/fix in the re-release? Have be gotten any confirmation that there'll be actual Wifi battles or just local wireless?
I also hope that they fix the buggy moves so stuff like Focus Energy actually works.
Season 19 logo, coming February 20th
>All this Pokemon 20th anniversary stuff
>STILL not even a HINT of a Pokemon Z announcement this year
It'll be in the direct later this month right?
Stop fucking rushing it. The longer the spend on it, the better it will be.
Objectively: if you whine about XY and ORAS being shit but also whine about Z not being announced, you are the cancer killing this board and the franchise.