You know what to do when the time comes.
Don't you just love it when
people say gg before the battle even gets going?
>RAMOOSE_323: nah its my skills :)
>RAMOOSE_323: FUCK YOU MAN
Prepare your assholes because I'm going to bring him back.
Meet the true face of rage.
>match where he plays against denisss team
>NezMcNezza5: surprised you get any wins in the overal meta with that team
>Rypherior used Stealth Rock
>I only use them because you use them because I knew before this match even started that you had them.
>Banning anything in Ubers
>implying I didn't know that
>implying that changes the fact that banning something from Ubers is fucking stupid
"I know, I'll use high jump kick on this normal type pokemon he sent out against my fighting type when he still has a ghost type alive. this certainly isn't a ruse at all"
>NezMcNezza5: stall takes way more skill than huge power you faggot
This guy is a riot. Where do I find more of him?
Contributing my own battle against this fucking piece of shit, seeing as how he hates VoltTurn and Rocks, both of which I utilize. He was being a douchebag in Lobby prior to this battle, so that explains my apparent unwarranted outburst at the end.
>sigh hazard noob
>i dont need them but you do, look how desesperate you were to set them
>but i still have a pokemon that is only for setting rocks, because i have psychic powers that tell me when im about to fight someone that also has stealth rock
I think he didn't want to talk smack prematurely otherwise he would've looked really bad. He really wanted to win that battle, because I think he knew I would link it to the Lobby. That night at least everyone was shitting on his life.
No I mean there was an incident in the lobby the night before that battle that exposed his bullshit to many people and he was publicly mocked. So he toned it down in case he lost, to avoid further mockery.
For those of you who play showdow, how annoying is stall?
Also for those that play stall, how do you manage to play the waiting game for so long?
Stall is supremely annoying if you're unprepared for it.
If you pack a couple fast taunters, and manage to get entry hazard superiority, it's fun.
Playing stall isnt about waiting. When I played, the vast majority of my games were surrenders after 10 turns.
I'm not gonna lie, I did tip him off that there was a thread on a forum where everyone was laughing their asses off at him. I almost gave him a link but I thought I'd best not. I was spectating a game in which he was both losing and bitching
>When I played, the vast majority of my games were surrenders after 10 turns.
If you aren't prepared to play the game to its conclusion, you aren't prepared to play the game.
well, hopefully he'll be able ot get his act together, else be crowned king of ragequit general once again.
some games went for 100-200 turns though, not counting the endless clause
Of all the things to rage over, he picks hazards?
I've only been playing since last week in randoms (1500 rating, d-did I do good onii-chan?), and rocks are by far one of the least frustrating things for me to deal with. It's a move that not only is blocked by taunt, magic bounce and coat, it's delayed damage, and bar forced switch shenanigans, you have complete control over how much damage it does. Sure, switching is important, but every overly-cautious switch just validates that one turn so much more.
Now Toxic, that's something I could see people rage over. In almost every match I get at least 2 pokemon with toxic and thunder wave, and believe me the bullshit I get away with is unreal. I guess everyone got used to it, but the pebbles alone have been here for 7 years, and spikes before that.
>If you aren't prepared to play the game to its conclusion, you aren't prepared to play the game.
If I'm fully aware that nothing I have can break through the stall short of miss/crit miracles, why do you expect me to stay and watch the same 3 animations play for 20 minutes? Take the ladder points and dealwithit.png
Who here has tried going into battle with one Pokemon? I fought a single Sigilyph, and just now, a single Haxorus. Forgive low ranking, I only just started a UU team.
Jesus Christ my sides have left the Mesosphere are on their way to Mars
you didn't room for venomoth to complete the moth-themed team? :<
still pretty cool that you managed to not switch out at all (and ignored confusion hax) with those SR
>zapdos' coverage hits everything he sends out for super effective
>actually bragging about this
holy shit, are you literally five years old?
I once went up against a guy with just a sash shedinja in uu. It went like this.
>shedinja used shadow sneak!
>shedinja was burned by fletchinder's flame body!
He was just impressed at that.
hooooly fuck. this match made me so happy. ninjask has always been one of my favorite pokemon.
side note, I have no idea if he didn't have extreme speed, sucker punch, or sucker punch on the three that should have had it or if he was just too stupid to use it...but that's why I kept using protect so much when I could have just had a clean kill.
pretty sure this site is only for people over the age of 18 m80
Redew: yes lol
Redew: do you really sit here
Redew: and do this cheap shit
Redew: u must live a good life then
Redew: the literal cheapest fucking thing dude
Jesus christ that's great. He's calls him a loser for using creative tactics while he's a moderator for the worst, most elitist, almost exclusively child, or perma-virgin community ever.
what the fuck is with people posting these random battle garbage matches. Just because you won and the other person left it doesn't make it a meaningful rage quit. There's no penalty for leaving a random battle so it never gets seen all the way through. How can you take pride in winning with pokemon you didn't pick?
No, he really is that self-delusional. I've battled him before, though I forgot to save the replay. The fuckwit used Defog on my Bisharp (not accidentally, either--my Bisharp was already in) and then spent the rest of my sweep whining about how broken Bisharp was and how I was a bad player for using it.
this is also the replay general. these are just cool replays.
there is a rating system on random.
and it's damn impressive when someone manages to win despite luck being so obviously against them. I've had that happen both for and against me, and it's entertaining/frustrating as hell. if you don't like it just don't click on the ones linked to random battles, simple as that mate.
Hey anons, what battle music is your favorite for replays? I like Hugh's Rival theme for doubles and elite four for OU battles
I don't even get why he gave up, he still had a chance he could have switched in any of his two normal types and gotten a free kill. I don't even know why he tried to set up with ditto on the field though.
But wait there's more, right after I get another game with him. He doesn't even try this time.
Don't often keep my matches but saved this one since it made me laugh a bit.
>As much of a gigantic faggot this guy is, he could very well kick my shit in in this game.
Thank you guys who are actually decent enough to hand his ass to him. I wish I could.
Bringing LC to 1000 elo OU
>That turn 20
that "gg" made it
>gg close round
I started with a team to troll, Assault Vest BLissey, Special Tauros, Mixed Machamp, Eviolite Metang, Mega Pinsir and Arbok. Now, well, gonna post some battles.... so you see how it went... (btw, english is my third language, sorry for the grammar on the replays. I think it improved since then)
First battle: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-96385074
I here noticed i lacked of physical power, so i decided to run Mega-Pinsir for a powerhouse.
DAT HAX: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97130353
Arbok Keking with Rotom-W and Durr
Metang says Hi!
Nothing too hilarious, but just dicking around with a whipped up loli team.
Holy shit I forget how bad the 1000s are
And probably the closest thing I've gotten to rage with this team
I just got this one
I was tempted to just taunt him, but I figured I'd actually rather have him set up + didn't want to risk it being scarfed or something.
Setting up turn 1 with power herb xerneas got this man to the mid 1200s and will probably take him further.
Meanwhile, they're suspecting Mega Gengar to be the first ever pokemon banned from a ban list.
>Doing my best to ladder on Battle Spot doubles today after getting hype watch worlds
>Some faglord with all shinies, lucario, klefki, etc.
>Leads with Luke and Manetric
>I lead with Scarf Heat Rotom and Alakazam
>I overheat the Lucario
>He disconnects before the turn even ends
Muh fucking nigga.
Also that Trick + Shadow Tag looks deadly as fuck. I might try out a Gothitelle with it.
Umbreon fucks shit up until the opponent quits.
Got bored and did a gimmick team.
Lost this one, I was doing really fucking shitty at the start, but I was surprised at how long Emolga survived.
This just happened. Not on showdown, but still mad me lul.
>On the Battle Spot
>Format is singles.
>Match comes up against some guy from Minnesota.
>I send out Drapion, he sends out Scolipede.
>Drapion used Taunt!
>Scolipede can't use Swords Dance after the Taunt!
>Next turn. Use Knock Off.
>Scolipede has no moves left!
>Scolipede used Struggle!
>Knock Off'd his Black Sludge.
>He's in the yellow.
>Scolipede used Stru-
>Opponent has disconnected.
>those fucking nicknames
I genuinely, sincerely, most earnestly hope you get aids from the next cock you take up your undoubtedly loose and gaping asshole. I don't care if you were just trying to be funny, or ironic, or whatever, you deserve a slow painful death for thinking that was okay.
yeah. Something tells me it has to involve letting a lower level mon taking the red card in random battles, causing HP to appear to lose a hell lot when its still only 10% loss.
Not sure if its excusive to random battle
more crying from our friend nez when he loses horribly against one of the top players on the ladder, bitches the whole way through and it's just brilliant to watch:
I seriously think this dude is faking it. No one can be is this retarded. Maybe he thinks that if he will curse a lot people will just leave the room or something.
Also his full stall team disgusts me, I can deal with some stall but a full team of regenerating 'mons is just too fucking boring and annoying to fight, but that's just me.
how do you think he gets high on the ranks? :P
by being a total shithead who uses a very hard to beat regenerator core. if you don't have something that can handle such a low skill but admittedly annoying strategy, or you just don't feel like spending 100-200 turns trying to beat it you'll probably just forfeit.
what i dont understand is why they never just switch out after being seeded
sure they take minute damage from rocks but that can be fixed with wish support. worry seed doesnt have that much pp either, and i wouldnt be able to trap them with perish song or shadow tag
a person who would use a team like that clearly has no skill or originality of their own, so it stands to reason they aren't exactly playing with a full deck in the brains department. just the fact he thought that strategy would work so well, that stupid smug comment and all that. I mean, in hackmons it's gotta be standard operating procedure to bring a few worry seeds along for just that kind of shit, right?
>pls dont touch us: um fiesta?
>pls dont touch us: me !!!! dick !!!! poner en !! Cottonee !!!
>pls dont touch us: aye aye aye
>pls dont touch us: fiesta
the shit at the end here was absolutely bonkers. fucking resttalk lapras, 66.6% chance to use a proper attack on the sleep talk, almost always hit rest. it was ridiculous.