ITT: We pretend Pokemon is RL
>remember, its not a funny world out there
>The mutation of animals caused the destruction of known civilisation and you could
>be killed even by some faggot rattata biting you to death any moment
"Hey, heared about that massive Gyarados that destroyed the leftovers of New York yesterday? I think I will go there and try to defeat or maybe even catch it with my Luxray. Wanna come with me?"
>tfw relatives is living there
Where do I sign up?
cause that would be realistic. pokemon are tamed animals, like lions, just extremely powerful. and as games, manga, etc (fuck the anime) are saying, it is that what is meant to be
true, better dont try to tame a charizard. thats why charmanders are here, you can pretend to be their mommy. and you can still catch all pokemon, but maybe you cant tame everyone
Guys, I just need to get this off my chest.
I feel like I'm on the path to becoming one of those people who want to fuck their Pokémon. I don't want to go down that route, though, so does anyone have any advice as to how I can get these perverted thoughts out of my head?
If it's relevant, the Pokémon I've been lusting after is my Metagross.
Its ok man this is normal. They Mahe the perfect waifu! They are super smart so they can do all the bills and taxes, they fly so now you never have to take the plane and If it's shiny you never have to buy it jewelery because it is jewelery. So if you already caught the fever there isn't going back sorry annon
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I'll need a few weeks before I earn enough to get a round ticket over to Hoenn, but it'll mostly depend on how many battles I win and lose in that time. Might play it safe and stay out of any.
I love it, I'll call it Mr. Fish (pic related).
Thanks, but Mr. Fish will help me through now!
Way to have your Furret spam Double Team like an absolute fucking faggot
>believe in legalizing pokemon prostitution
>whole of your beta team will have ditto only and have it transform to every girl/guy/pokemon you meet and fuck it
forget beta, you're all omega
guys help I tried recreating bills experiment with human data teleportation but now my dna is all fucked and im a tangela it feels gross and its hard to type
Or worse, a Garchomp. One was walking around by the big power plant in Kalos, apparently it had some rock on it that made it super-strong. Someone with a Mamoswine came along though, luckily.
nah man, if he goes easy on you you get skyhigh, its trippier than lsd, i always wondered why he has that big smile on his face now i know why
oddish highs any good? what is the effect like
>Not leaving out seeds and some peanut butter on a plate all the time
>Not befriending a small bird.
>Not waiting till it becomes a giant winged messenger of death
>Riding above all those faggots having problems with land only pokemon.
>riding a bird
>Not leaving out rattata and some water on a boulder all the time
>Not befriending a small Trapinch
>Not waiting till it becomes a giant winged desert spirit dragon
>Riding above all those faggots who think that birds can carry them
My Flygon can carry me for days
Metagross is the best Pokemon. I raised mine from a little Beldum and I make money by beating down idiots who think their Fire-types can stand up to mind-rape by an indestructible flying supercomputer
>computer getting sleepy
Salamence and I can take on your Metagross any day. I've raised him up from a Bagon, and we even trained him specifically for battle. When he gets mad, there's no stopping his Outrage attack.