Think of a Pokemon
The last sport you played was with that Pokemon. How fucked are you?
Goodbye cruel world
h-he's my bro, h-he won't slice me, r-r-right?
>1/8 mile drag
I might be good, unless typhlosion knows how to drive, and has a faster vehicle than me
Nah, last time I actually raced, was at some tiny ass track in north houston, a few miles off 59.
Mad 9.6s in the 1/8th, with a 6000lb dodge ram 2500 with a 5.9l six cylinder cummins.
Also, might of had a slightly melted piston, and a blown headgasket.
Its kinda a mishmash of little things in all sports, but its really fun. Basic jist is that you throw a ball in a hoop and theres tackling. I went to regionals wth my college team and was fun. Kinda lot to explain but its fun and it works
It looks ridiculous when you see it live but once you get over that its lots of fun.
Theres a lame documentary on youtube about it. I was in one of the snapshots of that video when I played the snitch
Its not lame at all, its the sport Ive had the most fun with. THe documentary is like 30 minutes long and its made by college students Im sure so its not really made with the highest quality but its a nice intro to the sport and how people see it.
Meh I think that one is. I only watched it cause I made a cameo and so I could show other people what quidditch is. I usually get some heat for playing a harry potter game, but being a fan of pokemon at this age I think has prepared me for this heat
Running with a Shedinja by my side?
Well its mostly people who are like omg u play on actual broom sticks in between your legts? you fag, i bet you like sticks in your legs. Its mostly from people who play other sports or people who dont like harry potter.
>having sticks between your legs is a bad thing
Wow, people can assume shit from literally anything
Volleyball with Butterfree
I feel bad for the poor little Butterfree because she may have got hit a couple of times and you know Butterfree is my most favorite porkymon and always will be.
Ping-Pong with Aromatisse
Idk how that would even work
What the fuck is a sport
I can't remember when the fuck was the last time I played a sport
I will probably forget something but here it goes...
>bored .30 over
>.30 over Mahlle pistons, think fuel bowl is stock
>block Fire ringed
>Intake port & polished
>larger 3 peice exhaust manifold
>64mm Holset turbo(2nd biggest turbo that engine can run)
>Biggest MaxSpool cam I could fit without flycut pistons
>Pressure relief valve where the rearmost freeze plug should go, to help keep the temp on #6 down. Dumps coolant straight back into radiator
>100lb valve springs(on a diesel thats pretty heavy)
>Heavy duty Valves
>Heavy duty rockers
>heavy duty lifters
>Heavy duty tappets
>Wet Nitrous kit I got off craigslist, currently running it dry though, shit runs too rich to use it wet right now
>Chrome piston rings
>Stock Bosch P7100 with 435k miles...
>4000rpm Governor springs
>25 degrees of injection timing, Static
>Badass fuel plate, that doesnt do anything
>Airdog II electronic fuel pump, runing 2.5gpm
>100hp Fuel injectors designed for 24 degrees of injection timing
>liquid cooler delete
>Massive air cooler, with the stock air cooler
>Triple disk billet torque converter
>Bigger accumulator piston
>bigger band pistons
>Sonnax and Transgo shift kits mixed together
>Bigger trans fluid filter
>Bigger Trans oil pan
>heavier overdrive spring
I think thats everything, but its still slow. Top speed is probably 125, with it bouncing off the governor springs. Needs a diffrent transmission.
And the block is kill from the melted piston. Piston swelled up and raped the cylinder wall. Tried to hone it out, but I dont think the rings are sealed.
Hopefully I can atleast bore it .50 over. But then I have to get new pistons. And if I get new pistons, Ill get flycut pistons. Then I can git a even bigger cam with the pistons.
The amount of money needed to fix this truck, It would be cheaper to just buy a chevy truck and make it fast. It also might need some paint.
You need a new transmission and a new rear end, from the sounds of it.
You put so much effort into the engine, but not the transmission or rear end.
That's basically the same as skipping leg day, for a year
nah, that transmission can handle anything you throw at it, and the Diff is a fucking Dana 70 with a LSD, that somehow still works after 18 years.
>At the drag strip
>Having to do 2100rpm launches so turbo is spooled
>Never spin the tires at launch
>transmission never gets over 200 degrees
>its about 110 outside
Its just that its a fucking 3 speed with overdrive. I need a 48RE or something else.
Also need a fully electronic valve body. Cant get the TV cable adjusted properly, so it wont shit out of 2nd OR 3rd at WOT, needs a new TPS and a coolant sensor too. Because it wont shift out of OD at WOT either.
It also leaks oil like a motherfucker, probably from the injector pump...
Just needs too much still, and I really dont want it anymore.
All I got it for was 80 bucks, and to finish putting it back together.
Thinking about just getting a 90s mustang untill I can afford something better. or a FB RX7, or a 240 sx, or a manual Chevy 1500
Also, we totally derailed this thread
still looking for a pic of the engine bay
Have a pic of me going into the danger zone
yep, Most only go to 3500 nowadays, the original on mine was only 3k. if I didnt have a badass valvetrain made to go faster, I would have bent every pushrod, and broke every spring, and probably floated a valve in that engine by now
Yet, they are fucking stupid fast, they dont need to run 6-7k to get to make power. Like a stock Ford 6.7 Scorpion engine, makes 440hp, and 860 ft lbs of torque, at only 3500 rpm
Also, had to pull out the old iphone for this one.
Also, found this one too, spoilered so no one biches too much, or call me edgy
IT fucking SUCKED to pull that out of their engine.
Used to work at a 18wheeler shop.
Holy shit man, that sucks.
I remember when I got some birds in my engine bay, and I thought that was a mess to clean out
>Walking towards truck, see birds underneath
>Think nothing of it, get in turn on engine
>Hear thunking in the engine bay, turn off engine, and open the hood.
The fucking birds flew straight up into the belt and didn't fly off at my approach. They exploded all over the belt and alternator.
Fucking animals man.
it was really bad for me
>Get in truck to move it in bay
>pop hood and start to drain oil, and other things
>It was end of the day head out
>Come back the next day, smell something fierce
>popped hood again
>Notice there is a fucking cat in my face
It was hard as a rock, and smelled terribly. Thank god we had some Medical grade bacterial anti stink spray, made for the nastiest of truck drivers
Also, Sports and pokemon
I really cant think of anything else Ive done recently. Im a fatbody, and am either working, or at home.
Speaking of working, I need to wake up in 4 hours, so good night thread.
I can't even remember the last time I played a real sport. I haven't done that shit since middle school. High school was all about weight lifting for me.
>mfw there are "big guys" like me who actually fell for that whole football for scholarship garbage (only the best of the best actually succeed at that, and everyone who played at my school was terrible)
>mfw all of the shitty football players be mirin while us since each band kid was ripped
>mfw they don't even know that since we watch all the games we got to stare at the volleyball players' asses