>tfw your trainer prefers an anorexic yellow rat over you
It hurts to live.
>boy comes to town
>he's kinda cute
>want him to notice me
>pass off as a girl of his species
>we were having a great time
>he shouldn't care anymore, right?
>show my true self
>he doesn't like me now
Who would like someone as fat, red and airplane-shaped as me? At least I managed to get a kiss...
>>he doesn't like me now
>implying he felt that way at all to begin with
why ash? she's so beautiful and caring ;___;
>tfw no curves
>tfw flat as a board on both ends
>tfw your trainer prefers an empty headed Lopunny over you
Like, it's not my fault being pretty, okay?
Don't blame Pikachu. It's not his fault that you're the worst Grass starter.
>Adorable Bayleef forbidden love
>Yolo Swag Casanova Totodile
>Kungfu master Heracross
>Scrappy Brawler Phanpy
Relax Bayleef, you were part of Ash's best team by far
How would you feel if an episode of the anime had a Gardevoir and a Lopunny fight over the affection of their trainer like Chikorita did with Pikachu (except this time it's both sides)?
How would you feel if said trainer is female and the pokémon are male? They'd be acting all galant (Gardevoir) and manly (Lopunny) while fighting.
>manly lopunny trying to impress a woman
I NEED this episode.
what'd you expect
They are whatever you want. It's an RPG, a fictional world.
Or whichever nature you got.
>you will never walk down the street together, bundled up on a chilly december night as she softly leans her head against your side, snowflakes slowly falling and the bright moon peeking through the gray-blue clouds
>you will never cuddle up on the couch in front of the fireplace together, under a warm blanket, slowly falling asleep next to each other as the dying embers crackle quietly nearby
Stop it anon you're making me cry.
That was beautiful by the way
>not having an Absol waifu
Look at this dork over here
>tfw she will never EVER be real
I can't live like this
Don't cry sweetheart, I always loved you.
I always picked Chikorita.
Fuck the Chinese rat and ADHD croc.
You are the most adorable, bro-tier starter a trainer could have.
People who shit on Chikorita have never even tried it. I used to be one of those people, untill one day I got bored and decided to try you after a billion times of Totodile/Cyndaquil. I was amazed, you were a better starter, capable of status moves, bulk and putting up screens. You're a true survivor. I could just Body Slam and Razor Leaf my through gen 2. You gave me no trouble with Whitney, just paralyze that Miltank and show it who's boss.
Chikorita <3 I love you so much. Best gen 2 starter.
I seriously don't know how to deal with it. I love her but she will never be real. I will never feel her soft, warm breath on my neck as I hold her close and run my fingers through her soft fur. I will never hug her tight and kiss her cheek whenever we win a battle together. I will never make sweet passionate love to her late at night before we drift off to sleep together. I will never brush her fur and make sure she looks her best. I will never cook our favorite foods and then take them to the park with us for a picnic on a warm spring evening. I will never take her to that horror flick she bugged me about and hold her when she gets frightened. I will never put that picture of us together by our bed. I will never buy her a beautiful necklace just for the hell of it. I will never tell her that love her dearly. I will never bake her a cake for her birthday. I will never take a walk with her on a chilly winter night as the snowflakes fall. I will never look lovingly into her eyes and smile as she looks lovingly into mine and does the same.
Are you ABSOLutely sure that they're the best?
I am absolutely, completely, totally, perfectly, quite, fully, entirely, purely, altogether, thoroughly, wholly, utterly, consummately, every inch, to the hilt, a hundred per cent, unmitigatedly sure that Absol is best waifu
>those beautiful crimson eyes
>tfw no glaceon waifu to
thaw her heart every night
I cant have a single pokewaifu. A waifu at its base is all about personalities, and I can just fit a waifu personality into any pokemon of my choice.
That being said, I cycle through favorites once every three weeks or so
I've always wanted to ask someone else, does anyone in your social life no about your waifu? I have this kick ass friend I've known since high school. One night I decided that I need to tell someone, so I texted him about my Absol waifu. I thought he was going to tell everone and get all weirded out, but to my suprise he just said, "aww that's cute, my waifu is Sylveon."
Was left speechless for a solid 10 minutes.
We be bros now.
One of life's greatest mysteries.
Also, nice trips.
>mfw I inadvertently turned this thread into an Absol waifu thread
I haven't been here in years and this was the first thread I saw
it must be fate
the cool thing about having a pokewaifu is there's not just one to compete over
there would be one out there who fits your personality perfectly, and you would fit hers <3
This thread's topic has changed greatly my friend.
Never thought of it that way, that just makes me love her even more.
I like it too, because I am fairly sure it's supposed to be that he read Absol's pokedex entry about everyone blaming them for natural disasters and wanted to comfort her
Why is she so perfect?
I don't understand it
It could be platonic
I really am that far gone
Aww, I didn't see that the first time, that's beautiful.
tfw mine is platonic
>tfw i will never get to hang out with what would literally be my best friend
I feel pretty pathetic after it happens, but I sometimes get depressed that I will never have my Fuzzy buddy to snuggle with at night, or get into shenanigans with.
>tfw i will never get to hang out with what would literally be my best friend
keep hope, anon
love so strong that you don't need sexual attraction to accompany it, even just the thought of your waifu can be a brilliant light on your life
tfw I've been like this for over ten years
I'm going to be honest, I'm sort of in the middle. I don't know how to answer that question. I guess I'm just still deciding between the platonic and sexual.
Thing is, I like it a lot, I just feel guilty afterwards.
There are plenty of ways to show affection without needing to speak.
>love so strong that you don't need sexual attraction to accompany it, even just the thought of your waifu can be a brilliant light on your life
That's pretty nice, I just wish you weren't talking about a pokémon.
>not being able to understand what they are saying after so many years
My headcanon goes that Pokemon just kinda make animal noises, but most pokemon, especially all the starters, are almost as intelligent as people. So even though they only make noises its still a form of language.
So, after being with my Typh for 15ish years, I would be able to understand her almost perfectly. Also, for cute points, she can really only say my name, but its sounds really off.
It's Anons like >>22082712 and >>22081487 give me conflicting feelings.
I realized halfway through what I was writing everything I said could be attributed to a dog.
That got a little weird in implications.
I ... I don't know. I just feel kind of guilty. But I guess if you put it that way...
love doesn't need words
she could probably learn your language, as well, or some kind of writing/glyph system
but why not, anon?
I don't fap to my waifu because >pure
it's a temporary feeling to me that only eclipses for a short moment
it's more of a personal belief/choice/feeling, to me at least:
tfw I want no sex drive at all because it's just a guilty feel
I would probably do that with my pokemon, but only if she felt that way about me.
I also would want to make a relationship about it. guess the term to use there would be "Life Mates" holy fuck I sound and feel autistic as fuck when I say shit like that
Great, now I've been scarred for life
I was mostly going to talk about body language but yeah that was a big REALITY CHECK moment.
There would be some different mannerisms I'm sure that would dispel that feeling
>I sound and feel autistic
but it's part of who you are, right? you probably just don't get to express it openly much
>drawing a heart in the sand
>cuddling at night
>responding to yes/no questions with body language
What, like nuzzling?
Because as intelligent beings, Pokemon are going to wonder if their trainer would be comfortable with their advances, so they aren't just going to jump right into that kind of contact.
Do humans go up to humans they have crushes on and just start touching them affectionately out of the blue?
This argument is now over. Let's get back to the good part of this thread.
No, but that's because there are social norms already in place within human society in the first place. Pokemon are pretty much different creatures. They may be intelligent but that doesn't mean intelligence is inherent with the exact way we have defined our own culture.
>tfw no Poke
husbandoto cuddle with every night
It hurts. Why does it hurt so much?
>tfw we wont pack up the car to go on a trip
>we then unload the car
>I put a helmet on typh, so she wont bonk her head
>tech guy said she doesnt need flame suit because lol fire type
>she pulls up to the line
>does the burnout
>Last orange on the Christmas tree goes out
>she punches it
>lights are green
>she finally gets that fucking car to break the 7 second mark at the 1/8mile
>she pulls up to our pit in our 700hp 1986 Chevy C10
>She is so happy
>we do a few more runs
>load up the car
>drive home, blasting Megadeth on the radio
meh, its fun to listen too, also very pump.
More supprised someone didnt call me a redneck or something for taking my typh to the drag strip, and letting her drive the truck, which I called a car twice
you think with being with your pokemon for so long, they will pick up "human" things?
Think my typh from just watching movies would pick up forms of affection, like Kissing me on the cheeks, forehead, or something
It would be so unnatural for them but seeing her put in all the effort to try to make a good meal for us would be the greatest thing
oh, I would have taught my typh how to cook, Baking on the other hand.
>she takes the pie out of the box
>throws it in the oven for a hour
>Delicious apple pie
Also, would have taught typh how to work on cars and stuff, she would help me out so much
>she tries to cook you breakfast
>after lots of fumbling around in the kitchen she brings out a tray of food with her mouth
>burnt toast, dry eggs, overlooked bacon
>she places it down, smiles briefly and looks at you sheepishly
Quick, what do?
Is there any other answer than to eat it in front of her?
Don't give up hope Anon! Technology is improving everyday, and one day we may even be possible to 3D print program an artificial biological life form. Sure, it might take some decades, but full body transfers would allow us to pretty much slap Death in the face and hopefully live forever.
Embrace technology Anon, and ascend to the plane of gods and waifus
Eat that food it ain't charcoal.
>that feeling when you will never have a Mawile nibble on you lovingly
oh, another thing I would probably teach my typh about, is Firearms and Hunting
Would be so fucking fun to go hunt some swasbuck with your typhie Wyphie, and both of you are armed with a .243 and a .270
>tfw BACKSTRAP, BISCUTS AND GRAVY FOR BREAKFAST FOR A WHOLE MONTH
>tfw you will never be
___________friendswith each other
captcha: bunoffi crying
>implying you don't want to be a true Deus Ex Machina, able to create life as you see fit
>not wanting to explore the galaxy with the one being you love more than anything else, immortal among the stars
It's like you want us to stop after passing the point of no return
Will it be self-aware?
Will it question how it came to existance?
How would it react from being not born in a natural way, or having being contemplated in some kind of "divine plan"?
Will its impact be the same as if you are told that you born because of a broken condom?
Would it grow healthy? If not, how sad would you feel if it looks you with sad eyes how is it afraid to leave behind the life machines gave to it?
Would it be grateful and look you at its dad/mom?
undubbed movie lore has many pairs, dex entry states "herds"
1.More than likely
2.More than likely
3.Probably shock. then it will be referred to mewtwos quote " see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
3b. It will be allowed to believe in whatever deity it wants.
4.Hopefully. one cannot truly gauge the reactions of an organic matter because of the circumstances we all fare.
5. i believe that machine generated life would be the last thing to try, but with nonsentient beings first. as in cockroaches, then to more complicated. with painless euthanasia to the failed copys. 5b. Then id comfort it to the true reality, of how itself is all part of the world and the world a part of it. to have its own experience in the world and to learn to love.
6. After all this, who knows, it might choose to adopt me as a parent of sorts, honestly itd fill my heart if such occasion happened. to bridge gaps between humanity and a new life form
Hug her and eat the food anyways. Because she's my waifu. Also the fact that a quadruped could work its way around the kitchen and come up with eggs toast and bacon is pretty impressive in itself.