Because I say so.
No I am not Jake, shut the fuck up.
>t-typhlosion thread because I say so
>is the only poster in said thread
>keeps attempting to bump said thread
Imagine if everyone on this board attempted to do this with one of 721 pokemon. You're a moron, stop posting these threads.
No. Stop assuming what I'm not.
>is the only poster in said thread
Now he's not. Get lost.
Why is it the Typh threads that get shit on? Why not the Lopunny or Gardevoir threads?
Kinda what I thought. Thank fuck for their existence, I have a typhlosion cringe folder at the ready now.
I actually quite like typhlosion as a pokemon, but these spam threads are a joke. Kinda like mlp - the heaps of unhealthy obsession with it makes the franchise far worse than it should be, and that says a lot
Again, the same shitposter posting as fast as he can. What do you hope to gain if you don't wait? Do you simply want to share your 'love' of typhlosion with the world?
Sounds a bit like slugfucker to me
Answer my question first mate, and I'll answer yours.
Again, why are you spamming in these threads? Normally one would post one or two pictures and see what others have to offer in order to expand their collection.
I'm not spamming, what are you talking about? I'm just posting my collection. There is nothing wrong with that.
Why are you dead set on proving I have some sort of sick fetish or something?
I'm not sure if you're baiting or foreign.
>typhlosion is the best so deserves all these spam threads!!!111 nothing else does!!!
Please get shot in your redneck state, Jake
Jake here, I didnt make the thread, only posting cause friend asked me too.
I havent posted in ages because ive finally given up on /vp/. This place actually used to be pretty cool, but that was a long time ago.
So fuck off trolls, y'all niggers need a damn hobby, instead of scouring /vp/ for any post of "mine" because this will probably be the last.
Only way y'all find me is if y'all go to /k/, or /o/.
I'm seeing all this anti-typhlosion BS. I'm not here to stay, but I'm gonna say this.
Wait a few months before the next thread, aye?
This isn't even Jake; /vp/ has gotta stop being booty hurt about typhlosions.
Either way, I'm out. Have a picture. Best of luck, hope we get a neat drawfag in here or something. Maybe they'll draw some boss-ass cuddles.
>anti typhlosion BS
I really dig typhlosion's design. I simply hate threads that drag it down to autist/goodra tier.
Repeat - nobody hates based fire rat. We hate what you fucks do with threads like these
I asked a neat anon to draw a potential Typhlosion mega based on a reference from my donut steel sprite. He drew two sketches.
By obsessing over a single pokemon out of 721
By spamming constant threads and pictures
By literally being half as annoying as slugfucker with your obsession
In the future, make a typhlosion thread and wait for people to contribute. If it dies, let it die - don't dump your fucking collection. I highly doubt you'd approve of a hundred daily threads of this nature about other pokemon.
To be fair I was talking about the dA stuff. Regardless, it's a tad upsetting that things like gardevoir threads gain traction and no one is ridiculed for wanting it as a waifu, but when someone like me comes in and says "Yeah they'd be bro material. Would hug." it's widely regarded as "autistic".
>By obsessing over a single pokemon out of 721
I just like this Pokémon. It's my bro. Nothing more to it.
>By spamming constant threads and pictures
Wow, I just posted one thread in the middle of the morning. Where's all the other threads you claim I made?
>By literally being half as annoying as slugfucker with your obsession
If I annoy you that much, I hate to see what else annoys you. You should probably calm down there buddy.
I posted most of the dA stuff. And I still really like typhlosion, he's my nostalgia bro.
People have been ridiculed for the gardevoir-waifu stuff since the dawn of it's existence. We have feminist cunts like 'tamashii' including its autistic status in her videos watched by hundreds of thousands.
I don't really want it to happen to typhlosion with weekly obsessional threads. Don't you guys have any other favourite pokemon?
I'm also a bit of a drawfag. I'd be happy to draw you a nice typhlosion idea
Jake again, I fucking love electabuzz a much as I do typhlosion. He is a total bro.
I really tried to not spam typhthreads, but I guess I still spam a lot about "my typhlosion" a little much. But not really enough to get this irrational hatred that makes me laugh my anus off.
If your down with it, draw a typh and electabuzz playing vidya or something.
Do you like slugfucker?
Do you dislike his unhealthy obsession with Goodra?
Do you think he has improved Goodra's reputation as a respectable pokemon to make threads about?
Review your answers to these, and stop before you start posting 'typhlosion should be the only liked pokemon' threads. You're not too far from getting there.
Well it's really cool to see that you're level-headed. Yeah, weekly threads are crazy. I like to space them out.
Unfortunately, my other favorites are more well known for NSFW material. Rather shitty, but hey what can I do?
If you wanna draw anything, how do some belly rubs sound?
I love how the flames look so japanese-y, because Johto is supposed to be traditional japanese-y.
/vp/ is a really slow board outside of breaking news/new game out periods with a very high text reply to image reply ratio, unlike other boards like /a/, /b/,etc (regardless of content)
1) you're inflating the number (721), usually these threads are "Typhlosion (line) thread"
2) other threads on this board include the competitive metagame and playthroughs (which is nice for discussion except this is an IMAGEboard), autism, sfw porn, cyoa/rp, shitposting, etc.
3) This is an IMAGEboard dedicated to POKEMON and this is a thread where we post IMAGES of a POKEMON
>Imagine this being done for all 721 pokemon
4) It would be great because people would actually contribute to the quality of the board.
5) If you want to bash anyone for spamming, the Ralts line and Kalos starters are the worst offenders. Not that I mind IMAGEposting as I said above but apparently you do.
>Do you like slugfucker?
>Do you dislike his unhealthy obsession with Goodra?
>Do you think he has improved Goodra's reputation as a respectable pokemon to make threads about?
No, not at all.
>stop before you start posting 'typhlosion should be the only liked pokemon' threads.
Again, where are you getting the idea that I'm claiming any of this?
>I'm a drawfag
I'm being greedy, can you do anything based on this sprite? >>22364453
If you don't do fake megas, any combination of Typhlosion and Furret/Raichu/Tyranitar/Ampharos is welcome
Image related to thread but not request obviously.
Dude, the least hated pokemon of /vp/ was Anorith a few months ago.
Fucking Anorith of all things.
People shitpost for the sake of shitposting.
>you're inflating the number (721), usually these threads are "Typhlosion (line) thread"
This contributes nothing. There are still hundreds of other pokemon (or many other lines) that can be posted about. Please don't waste time with 'points' like these
>If you want to bash anyone for spamming, the Ralts line and Kalos starters are the worst offenders.
I don't understand how this is supposed to be a defense. Shall we request that our governments invade North Korea before we tackle the problem with ISIS?
Can you namefag as "the Texas Sharpshooter" so that I can filter you, please? (If you don't know what I'm talking abbout google "thou shall not commit logical fallacies")
Let me put it this way, YOU are contributing nothing. I'm contributing IMAGES.
Nice get, me.
Or you can, you know, start a thread on your bro Drapion.
I didn't post any of the foot fetish shit posted above (probably you did actually)
something is wrong with my syntax and I can't pinpoint it sorry I'm not a native speaker
Actually I should get to studying now, but I should be able to periodically bump the thread and I'll post normally again in ~12 hours.
God, shut up about "so many Typhlosion threads". There are a lot of them because people like Typhlosion. Sorry if you don't think there is enough diversity here and there should be more Bronzor threads.
I like this one. Is there a similar one around with some other cutemons roasting marshmellows on a Cyndaquil's back?
I feel bad now, okay I'm really going to stop posting now.
There was one actually a week or two ago but nobody would contribute (I had stuff to do, I guess other people too) and it died at like 80 posts and 30 images. I think Jake was the OP.
>was deleted for no reason.
There is nothing more irritating about /vp/ than its overzealous moderation. Threads that break no rules seem to get sent to the cornfield all the time.
>bumping the thread
I want to whinge about this, but I can't now because I want to try drawing for a few of you. I'm just a stupid hypocrite who just wants to huggle a pokemon too, I guess
Sorry, I usually draw humanoid nsfw. I've never really drawn typhlosion stuff before, this was just a failed attempt to get the proportions down. I'll make an effort to try again when I get back from work in about 10 hours, if this thread is still up.
fuck the thread is actually getting good and I fucking lied earlier.
was just angry and tired, from just waking up.
and it seems that everyone is calming down.
well, i gotta head off to work, so hope this shit is still alive when I get home.
I mean, who doesnt want to snuggle something as cute as this
That's actually really good for a first time drwing something. If I may offer any critique, it's that the arms seem short, and the body seems unnaturally slim.
While varying headcanons and interpretations on appearance exist, I tend to see it as [pic related] but with the legs more akin to your picture. They're badgers, but that doesn't mean their balls are around their ankles.
Just had my shower, literally putting on my tie and my shoes.
Critique is always fantastic, thanks. Sometimes I'm unsure if people want pictures in my 'style' or if they want the anatomy exactly like how they'd want. I gave drawing a chubbier-bottomed typh a shot, and it was shockingly bad - so I slimmed it up to be more inline with what I was used to. I hadn't drawn the arms.
Just a heads up, I'm OR and I'm not >>22364738
And please don't do something unnecessarily humanoid or nsfw
So, how is everyones day?
Its fucking cold as shit down here. Wouldnt mind a typh to snuggle with and be all warm and cozy
It's cold where I am too, forst day of the year that it snowed actually. Gathering up info on how to visualize airflow in a wind tunnel at high speed (Re>1000000), not to much success.
Sounds like its something smarter than me.
I'm just a diesel mechanic. Can also do pipe drafting in cadworx. Also badass with auto electrical.
Well, technically this is my bro. Typh is my sis
Like em equally as much
So as not to shit up the thread with stuff I posted last thread, I'll give you the brief.
This is Mike (pic related). He's a character I've had for years but actually developed only recently. Don't worry, he ain't OCDONUTSTEEL material, he just had blue eyes and is a total bro. Das all. (pic not actually of him, just used as reference)
>shitty parroted maymay
...And half are shitposters. Your point?
>stop liking what i dont like waaaa
>oh yeah, well- well i'm just going to shit post like a faggot and no ones going to stop me
Its a pokemon related thread on a board for pokemon, get over it anon.
As for you OP and kind posters, please continue. Dont let one salty wad get you down.
I hate gen two, but Typhlosion is my best pogeymans
Going to sleep bump
Would totes let typh sleep in my bed. Warm, cozy, and could probably help me sleep.
Could imagine it trying to hum me to sleep.
>hating a thread just because of trolls
Besides the guy who wants to have typh in bed(only a little weird) and the figure guy. I don't understand the hate
people have been trolling imagedumps a lot recently
>tfw no fucking sleep
>waking up at 5
So much fun, also got some sort of
My name's Jake
>mfw sweeping a friends OU:The Experience team with a scarfed Eruption set
Well, the humming thing is weird. I don't see the snuggling as weird. Its like letting your dog sleep in bed
>find this on /k/
>gets me to thinking
>make a typh version of this
>safe = Smokescreen
>fire = Flame thrower
>Full fun = Eruption
>New Year's Eve
>Gotta work tomorrow at noon
>Cart pusher at Wal-Mart
>The task is grueling/not fun
>Supposedly the high is 32 degrees Fahrenheit
>Haven't done laundry yet
>Depressed as all fuck
So... yeah, I think Serperior should be queen of the Grass-types.
shut the fuck up. I'd suck your dick if it weren't so beta. dumb nigger. you got a fucking job. save up. make the best of it. then get the fuck out of where you're at. Chances are it's wack. You cant do better. YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THIS. THINK BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL. YOU HAD POTENTIAL.
dude. you're smart. don't let it go to waste.
Have you ever been so high you became a typhlosion?
ahahahaha,you're a real joker anon
>tfw even though its supposed to be suggestive, I find it cute more than sexy
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER NAMED ICE CUBE.
The joke here is that Quilava's Japanese name is Magmarashi.
Yes! Get out [here]! *emphatic reveal noise* "You're feeling unwell? Mag-chan? *whimper* *whimper* *whimper* "An unexpected solution." "Er, look at its face! So cute!"
"Uh? What are you doing, Typhlosion?" *mix, mix*
"What are you hiding? Wha-" *boom* *huff*
"The way you look...so sorry, I don't know what to think." *nervous growling* *tap* *tap* "Hm?"
"What is it, Jumpluff?" *received* "Wha-? What is this-it's really cute!"
"For me? Thanks!" *good? good?* *such good* *rub, rub* "Huh? Everyone?" *cunning*
*muffled* "So cuute~! So much!" *Did it just get hot in here?* "I can't find all of you!" *Smells weird, too!*
"What's this raindrop [from]?"
"That's it! Do you think this was a photo taken in (Tsurukogane's) basement?"