>A church has allegedly blamed Pokemon for encouraging homosexuality.
>Teenagers from the late 80s and early 90s have had their sexuality warped by Ash and his fruity friends, claims a study by the Creflo Dollar Ministry.
How old were you when Pokémon changed your sexuality, /vp/?
>NB To put the study into context, it comes from the same church from which a pastor launched a crowd-funding campaign so he could buy a new private jet – because God told him it was the right thing to do.
>I disagree with something so therefore I shall call them Jewish heretics
>Forgetting that technically ANY Christianity is heresy to the Jewish faith
Its like you want to be laughed at, goy.
>article full of genwun pokemon
>thinks charizard, blastoise and bulbasaur are sexual
>doesn't even acknowledge Gardevoir, Jynx or even Ditto, LITERALLY THE BREEDING POKEMON
Opinion discarded, they see the devil on everything. Did you know the Pope blessed Pokémon because it teaches children about friendship?
>Ash and his fruity friends
>It took them this long to realize Ash is a faggot
If anything Pokemon encourages heterosexuality
or pedophilia or bestiality, they make the girls so damn hot, except for Iris.
the only thing pokemon taught me was that in order to succed I must do tons of inbreeding and let the inferior offspring rot forever in the boxes. Literally Nazism with cute animals.
I beg to differ religion, with all the pokegirls in the franchise I'm more hetero than i'd ever be if I had to stare at a topless man nailed to a cross all sunday.
The only thing Pokemon did for me besides provide entertainment was make girls not like me and guys bully me.
I still have people telling me IRL and on dating websites that "the only way you will get laid is if you go gay", and my only standard for finding a quick fuck is dont be a bbw
Though Lewdcario did teach me some things about my sexuality.
I know you are trying to stand high above other religions so people don't see you as a mindless zealot. How I see it if you someone is anti-religion they see you as no different than a jew, a muslim or a thousand god praying caveman. To them you are still a mindless zealot. People who are not christian will dumb you together with the dozens of others sects of christianity that worship some guy in a dozen different ways. The only people who will see you as something other than a mindless zealot are other christians who don't like protestants or lutherans.
You have not found truth or the right path. You have found the same shape in a cloud as a bunch of people like you and hate people who see a different shape in that cloud. The only reason you care about the shape of the cloud is because you want to pretend it's not a cloud.
>my fedora has reached maximum tipping
While all /vp/ did was get me fapping to some other kinds of Pokemon.
Though, I do love how much less prudish and more deviant /vp/ is in comparison. Juxtaposition is also nice from comfortably discussing pure love to raging over retarded shitposters when it comes to Gen V.
/vp/ need your help in finding the proof to this article.
The article on Christnews states the speech on the 8th, this was the only one thats posted:
Anybody want to swallow their pride and watch this crap to find out the exact mark when he starts bitching about Pokemon?
Then if anyone here wants to, We need the segment in question removed from the speech and uploaded to youtube, it'll be easier to mock when were not giving his site hits.
Everyone that likes Pokémon made after Red and Blue are faggots, so it comes to no surprise.
Even though literally nothing so much as implies homosexuality in the entire franchise, I somehow have not been able to stop sucking dick since I started watching the series at the supple young age of 6.