what's the worst pokemon to wake up as and what is the best pokemon to wake up as?
Zoroark would be pretty much top tier considering how you can still disguise yourself as your human self and be able to talk while being able to continue your life pretty normally I suppose.
Best: gengar would be pretty cool and you could use those ghost powers to pull pranks on people.
Worst: being a combee would suck. You'd have no individuality and serve as an expendable slave to vespiquen
This. Gengar would be great.
Worst: Like you said, Combee. But I imagine Parasect would suck too.
Combee, assuming real world logic, would mean the males get to have sex sessions with the queen and the females get to become queens themselves if they fly off to start a new colony.
Exploding penis after intercourse may exist, though
best: Ditto, just transform into yourself
worst: something weak with no good limbs like Sunkern
>no one mentioning Cubone as the worst one to wake up as
>"...it was apparently traumatized by the death of its mother. Cubone will often weep at night in mourning of its mother. When Cubone cries, the skull that it wears on its head vibrates and emits 'a plaintive and mournful sound.'"
what about Phantump?
>According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.
>Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry.
Best: Eevee (so many choices)
Worst: Male Gardevoir/Lopunny
How about the canonest transformation?
>It happened one morning - a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra.
I never got this. Did kadabra exist before this boy, or was he the first ever member of this line, and then his kid became the first abra?
Or was he just so psychic that his body merged with an equally psychic kadabra and they became one? If so, why is this story the entry for this species as opposed to some actually useful information about the species?
Best:Probably a Serperior or Arbok.
Vanilluxe. There will never be a worse design, it's stats are unremarkable, and it's typing is pure shit.
Shedinja or shuckle. One is a nigh indestructible ghost/bug what forces innumerable switches and ruins your day with Will-o-Wisp. The other is shuckle. You don't fuckle with shuckle.
Okay, you have me there. But this thread isn't really about the best pokemon to wake up as, because if it were everyone would be choosing mega rayquaza or mewtwo or deoxys. I just really like shedinja.
Also, would it kill GF to add weather and hazard immunity to wonder guard? It's not like that would make it op: it's got ONE HP for fuck's sake. As it is I've got a fair few wins playing mindgames with a shedinja/zoroark combo, but a little more usability wouldn't hurt would it?
Suddenly, a wild Verlifag wants to do lewd things with you
Worst: Landorus-T. Even in Pokeworld, there will be some sort of /vp/ where everyone inexplicably hates you
Best: Landorus-T. You can still kick said peoples collective asses, and be either a life-granting genie or a flying tiger earthquakin' shit.
No. That's the anime you're thinking of. The real world has stats all over the place. A cheetah has decent attack and insane speed, while a rhino low speed and ridiculous attack and defense. Humans have shit stats but a stupidly good ability. What idiot would give a species opposible thumbs and the ability to basically save scum via writing. Somebody needs to nerf that shit.