Love shellder and 'both' of its evolved 'forms'. What I mean is cloyster and slowbro are my two favorite Pokemon
yeah hes kinda big
this would be my second choice
picking 4kg of personal heater, fridge and nuclear bomb
What has high school got to do with whether you're carrying it on your shoulder or walking it beside you? He's right, however, try having a 11kg fucker on your shoulder for a day without dislocating it.
Pic related for me
A Sentret, this one here looks quite large though.
i guess since it has to be small i'll go with edgy riolu here
or maybe uxie
Only member of my dream team that could even BE a shouldermon. still awesome though.
100% furret no questions asked.
If not then a little cubone instead is fine with me.
You've got good taste, but I question whether or not Togepi would be able to remain perched on one's shoulder. It's got kind of a weird shape and nothing to grab with besides stubby hands.
Shame he was ruined by TPP's fanbase.
No different from a 80-90 lb Asian girl I tend to lug on my back sometimes.
Least it could wrap around my shoulders and neck to keep me warm as well so its not just one shoulder taking hell.
>no one has chosen my #1 little nigga
oh well, more for me
First choice taillow. I also thought about having a shiny skorupi up there but thinking about having a 12 kg bug right next to my face kinda creeped me out a little. Also, thought about having an east sea shellos but he'd probably leave some slime on my shoulder
This cute fuck. I started breeding for a Slurpuff on a whim and got him 3 eggs in. My very first hatched shiny and I fell in love
Aipom can climb all over me no problem, grab stuff, and is a general fun bro to have around.
cutest shouldermon is best shouldermon
>soft, kind, brave, doesn't drool
>evolves into best Flying
>mega-evolves into best Fairy and best Dragon
>cool shiny form
If you don't pick Swablu, you're pretty much wrong.
Munna is a close second.
>All these posts
Y'all niggas need some better taste desu
>wearing dratini like a scarf
have a nice asphyxiation
but zubat + evolutions have been by my side in every game through the years... /nostalgia
>tfw I didn't remember that "little" birdie was 50 cm tall