YO, this is Showderp. Where we root and cheer for a small frog dubbed "champ" in a big pond known as Pokemon Showdowns ladder as he sizes up his opponents using Pokemon suggested by you; Anonymous!
Don't sweat the small stuff.
If champs current team aint big enough for the both of em, he'll call "new team" where the fastest of anons to suggest 6 Pokemon in time'll be able to see their mons on champs newest team. If champ himself is feelin a little too small time he'll call "new champ" where the fastest of trips to understandably claim'll become our newest champ! Calls only count in thread. Don't understand? Read the small print and lurk.
HAVE FUN IN SMALL DOSES
>only defense for being a whiny little bitch nigga is "lol y u so mad xD'
because my intention wasn't to make a circlejerk dramafest out of nothing
I'm just calling you a faggot because it's true and literally guaranteed replies because you're a crybabby
dude rethink your life, i'll do whatever the frick I want :^)
you act as if this is some competition or game, and that getting "guaranteed replies" means youre winning.
what dramafest are you even talking about? this is literally just 2 bored nerds shitposting about virtually nothing of substance
new chimpy regardless
Fine. I can't quite figure out how to not be the exceptionalist liberal. My position has that much to be determined in the fucking dimensionでいるのかな。こいういうことはもうFUCKING AWFUL DESU というわけだよ
/secretroom - Makes a room secret. Secret rooms are visible to & and up. Requires: & ~
/hiddenroom [on/off] - Makes a room hidden. Hidden rooms are visible to % and up, and inherit global ranks. Requires: & ~
/publicroom - Makes a room public. Requires: & ~
Showderp, are you enough of a patrician to realize that dyxia is the best spectator? Or are you still wallowing in your own shit taste?
Jack (Farfetch'd) @ Stick/Focus Sash
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
- Swords Dance/Night Slash
- Quick Attack/Slash
- Leaf Blade
- Brave Bird
If you score 3 kills with Jack you may change it to your favourite Flying type Pokemon.
My Gen 3 Shiny Scizor (Scizor) (M) @ Salac Berry
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 2 Def / 252 Spe
IVs: 20 HP / 14 Atk / 16 Def / 30 SpA / 9 SpD / 11 Spe
- Steel Wing
- Swords Dance
- Silver Wind
- Baton Pass
It happens, and while it's painfull, it's not as painfull as it looks.
It's nowhere near ball injury levels of pain and I've felt much worse in various accidents I've been in (twisted ankle, ripped shoulder joint under a 275lbs barbell, slipped and landed on my knee while carrying a 210lbs paraplegic brother in my arms).
donk master (Mew) @ Life Orb
EVs: 252 HP / 100 Atk / 156 SpA
- Ice Beam
- Sucker Punch/Drain Punch/Giga Drain/Gunk Shot/Psyshock/Stone Edge/Thunderbolt/X-Scissor/Charge Beam/Power-up Punch
REMOVE SKARM (Probopass) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
- Ancient Power
>can't defeat a birb