>When it bites with its massive and powerful jaws, it shakes its head and savagely tears its victim up.
Jesus Christ. I'm so glad I chose Meganium instead.
>It swallows anything whole. It sweats toxic fluids from its follicles to douse foes.
The thing that pets my peeve the most is the thought of people with vore fetishes masturbating to that.
Any Pokemon with unsettling and or vague Pokedex entires, mainly ghost ones.
>It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.
it always gets to me
Ghost types are nightmare fuel without fail
>Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry
>The fate of the ships and crew that wander into Jellicent's habitat: all sunken, all lost, all vanished.
>Its body is mostly seawater. It's said there's a castle of ships Jellicent have sunk on the seafloor.
>They propel themselves by expelling absorbed seawater from their bodies. Their favorite food is life energy.
What is it with Gamefreak and scaring kids
>It loves the crying of children. It startles bad kids by passing through walls and making them cry.
>DUSKULL wanders lost among the deep darkness of midnight. There is an oft- told admonishment given to misbehaving children that this POKéMON will spirit away bad children who earn scoldings from their mothers.
I want to
squeezea Banette because I actually think the Pokedex entry is sad :_;
Not all Grass Pokémon are "delicate sweet little flowers" you know.
Sure, if your intention isn't battling.
>says they arent all delicate flowers
>posts a delicate pointy flower
haha. anyways, I was more specifically commenting on OP's choice of Meganium.
And don't forget guys, Totodile is cute as fuck.
>>says they arent all delicate flowers
>>posts a delicate pointy flower
I've never had nightmares involving Pokemon. This thought had just occurred to me.
I had a really bad dream once. I was in some kind of 18th century prison and I was on the shit bucket. I felt something weird in my butt and I thought it was some kind of parasite but instead I shit out a Seviper.
Stop using that tripcode, you fuckhead. We all know you're either underage, retarded, or both.
>Be a magician
>See a burning house
>There's a couple inside! Gotta save 'em all!
>Aggron charges into the house to save them
>He breaks everything, the big idiot
>Go in to try to save them myself
>Wild Mew Appeared!
>Mew used Roundhouse Kick on my face
>Watch helplessly as couple burns to death
>Mew kicks me again
>I get pissed! I's kill that muthafucka Mew!
>Magician Anon used Strangle!
>Mew teleports away
I woke up pissed off. I wanted to kill that mew so bad it made my dick hurt.
>Litwick shines a light that absorbs the life energy of people and Pokémon, which becomes the fuel that it burns.
>While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.
>The spirits it absorbs fuel its baleful fire. It hangs around hospitals waiting for people to pass on.
>It arrives near the moment of death and steals spirit from the body.
>Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.
>The spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose their way and wander this world forever.
>When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more.
I post this one every time, it will always be my favorite dex entry
>It attaches silk to its prey and sets it free. Later, it tracks the silk to the prey and its friends.
>Although Gorebyss is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this Pokémon inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids.
>Ghost-type dex entries are just the Pokeverse's equivalent of shitty creepypasta
This especially makes sense when Yamask's entries contradict the fact that it's a ghost with a golden mask from the moment it hatches, and lots of other cases like that.
technically what an alligator does is either drag it down and spin like crazy as opposed to shaking its head vigorously.
Also, considering that Feraligatr is bipedal and has arms with opposable thumbs, you'd think it would hold its victim down and then do a singular hard yank with its jaw, but that's just me.
A few reasons:
One, presumably catching a Pokemon tames it, and that stops it from harming you by existing. The fact there are numerous Ghost trainers that aren't dead or villainous, and this series is aimed at children and friendship messages, adds strength to this idea.
The other reason I have guessed is that the Pokedex entries for Ghost types are literally ghost stories; urban legends not necessarily true.
>presumably catching a Pokemon tames it, and that stops it from harming you by existing.
Reminds me of the old episode of the anime where the Ponyta racehorse was able to choose who gets burned by its flame mane. So that theory isn't too unfounded.
What pokemon do you think it chewed up when witnesses for that entry?
Too bad Ariados is fucking shit. They shoulda given this entry to a strong, creepy-ass spider. A BIG motherfucker of a spider. Just a fucking Poké-Ungoliant, that way the entry is even creepier because you know that as soon as it reaches the prey's nest, it's going to be a god damn massacre.
Spinarak/Ariados are 2 of my favorite pokemon, I hate how bad they are
>Is this slow, frail piece of shit threatening to a human who most likely has a means to easily deal with it and who, in the worst case scenario, can just run/walk at a brisk pace away from it?
You tell me.
>implying stats are relevant in the pokemon world