Based on your own substantial experience with relationships, what pokegirls would make good girlfriends?
I like sporty, westernized East Asian girls since they know they can flaunt it and don't need to swim in pounds of make-up to show for it.
At lest it's not any of that autisic furfag shit. Still cringy in some ways but I rather see this than treads involving dating, marrying, or fucking your pokemon. Leave that type of cancer in the /mlp/
I would marry a Meloetta. I would love to spend the rest of my life with her. I would make sure she lived all of her dreams. I would hold her during the hard times and the good times. I would give her the best sex she's ever had, and we'll live happy together forever, no matter how long. Now until the end of time.
>can Trace other abilities making her versatile in following my fetishes
>can Teleport and that's pretty cool/useful
>literally "not like the other girls"; human women are shit so this is probably the biggest plus
>can store her indefinitely if I feel like it without any repercussions (bitching)
Happens when they can't see themselves ever having a chance being together with another human.
Thank you for proving anon's point by showing your autism as an example.
I'm answering OP's question. Based on my substantial experience with relationships, the only girl suitable for the job is non-human but human enough to fuck.I won't be apologizing for speaking the truth about your whole terrible gender.
>Based on my substantial experience with relationships
>>Based on my substantial experience with relationships
my past girlfriend from /vp/ gave me a fetish for bratty lolis
>butthurt virgin beta furfag detected
i don't even hate her but why does she look so fun to bully?
actually all 3 girls i ever bullied in irl ended up being my gf
>actually all 3 girls i ever bullied in irl ended up being my gf
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>don't speak too much
>she must be a beast in the bed
Even with the risk of find my head in a freezer if i speak to any other woman in the world, i would keep with her.