Let's have a Pokémon thread on this Pokémon board that doesn't involve the fucking Nintendo Direct that we have all seen seven threads of already that has absolutely fucking nothing to do with Pokémon.
Post who your favorite 'mon is and explain why, and proclaim to every other Anon why their favorite is complete garbage.
My favorite is Swampert. It's got a nice looking design, and its Ground type allows for coverage against Electric types. It can also learn several moves that can protect it against Grass types. Also, its Mega looks cool, I like the way it bulks up.
My favorite is Scolipede
It's a fucking sexy bug. I mean look at this shit. I want to bury my face in that ass and eat it out for hours.
It's got constant bedroom eyes that just scream "Fuck me". And those fucking butt handles that were made for doggystyle. Literally
There are some other pretty sexy bugs out there but Scolipede is my favorite. If I had one of my own, we'd be fucking non-stop everyday until we passed out. And it would almost always be anal. I want to plow that bug butt more than anything. Have it sit on my face first so I could lick it all over and take in its musky scent and sweet taste.
If I had the money, I'd have a sex doll of Scolipede made so I could fuck it everyday.
Scolipede best bug.
Dragonair is awesome. It controls the weather and lives in the ocean. It is extremely rare and beautiful as well as powerful. I imagine they'd be extremely interesting to interact with
Eelektross can float and swim and walk and can punch your lights out. Even if you punch back it's got no jaw and therefore no weaknesses.
But seriously its gen VI model doesn't do it justice. Just because it has levitate doesn't mean you have to show it swimming through the air.
I love Eelektross too. It looks badass, and barring certain conditions it has zero weaknesses. It's not the most powerful, nor the toughest, so that isn't a *huge* advantage, but it's still a badass dude. It's also cool because it's one of those fake-out pokemon that looks like it should be a water type but isn't. I'm gonna do a runthrough at some point with a "Fake Water Types" team with Eelektross, Malamar, Stunfisk, Krookodile, Toxicroak and Dragalgae. Barring before Dragalgae evolves none of them are water type but they all *look* like they are. Might be nice to fake out a buddy who could fall for the ruse. Pretty good team set up either way.
Heracross is absolute top tier.
>Protects the weak
>Blue like my favorite colour
>Based on a real animal
>Unique bug type, unlike this faggot right here >>24624769
>A great sweeper
>Not illogical strong for its high
Shame there is 0 good art on the intetnet. I have to ask some nice digital artist.
Do you know someone?
Why not Masquerain? It evolves from a Water-type, is blue, and is commonly retyped to Water in all sorts of ROM hacks. Krookodile really doesn't look Water-type to me at all, actually it looks far from.