Blood doesn't have the source ports that Doom and Duke Nukem 3D have.
If you can't get it running great at 800x600 you're doing something wrong.
Anyway on the game I just finished it. Loved the atmosphere, the premise and the spirit of fun. In fact I just had a weird dream where I was Caleb last night.
I could have used fewer insta-kill ambushes but maybe they're not as bad for a more skilled player.
Shit I wish my old EGM's weren't in storage right now.
There was this one ad for some game I can't remember.... The ad was a shot of a kids shoes 'one of the shoe laces were untied' and the kid was apparently holding a shotgun.
It was some PS1/Saturn game, I think it might have been a isometric shooter or something.
It's like at some point someone said, "All of our ads have to be weird, grimy, and gross."
>kids will never know what it's like to play Quarantine
>kids will never know the undiluted awesomeness of its pure-90s soundtrack
>kids will never know the joy of mastering the simultaneous drive-by and front buzzsaw kill
Ah man those weird as fuck '90s video game magazine ads were so fucking great.
Please post more of them.
Whoops didn't see that posted already my bad.
>he means an edgy ad
If that's what he meant, Nintendo did it, too...
This stuff is legitimately weird as fuck.
I'm the OP and I say go for it.
How do you go from teaching children morality to graphic executions and sacrifices?
I love this one. Glad I found it.
Wow. The best part is these ads were marketed to kids.
The general notion was if kids didn't get it, then it's totally harmless. Look at Rocko's Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy. Hell, even Animaniacs. They were brimming with adult material.
This is my favorite weird/stupid ad and I really wish I could find it in better quality.
blood is just a grat game
I would really like to see a remastered version of it
It's weird because it's true. Spilskinanke makes me wet my pants.
Nah man. I'm 31. I'm old enough to have remembered this, if I wasn't totally spaced out and playing with Legos or drawing pictures. Most of the time TV was just background noise for my other shit...
When I wasn't using it for video games, of course.
Now we're talking EDGE.
The last horror movie that genuinely scared me was hannibal. I was all like "that's nasty eww." Saw, hostel... nothing does it. I want to feel again. I'm a child of 82 but lets be honest. The 90's were not shocking in the least.
>See it on steam for a buck
>It uses DOS
SOURCE PORT NEVER EVER
I think your weiner = winner theory is fucking retarded desu. There's text at the bottom of the ad:
>Introducing Cruis'n World on Nintendo 64. 16 exotic cars. 15 foreign countries to race them through and and enough tricks to turn anybody into a hot dog.
Nothing about weiner m8.
Keep in mind, though: for all that I love Monolith for making this game, they pulled a dick move with the BUILD3D toolchain and replaced half of 'em with their own gimp'ed Blood-exclusive versions.
In the case of the map editor, however, theirs is much easier to use (so it ended up working out in that instance).
holy shit Command & Conquer was good
I remember at the time I didn't have a computer and saw the game at my cousin's house. I was HOOKED. And what a glorious soundtrack it had
Blood, Duke Nukem 3D, and Shadow Warrior are the holy triad of BUILD3D.
Someone needs to follow this guy's example: http://fabiensanglard.net/duke3d/index.php and make them LIVE AGAIN! 8D