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What is /x/'s opinion on EMF anomaly detector apps?
Either for spoopy detector or just electronic anomaly applications?
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>>18366584
they use the magnet in your phones compass to measure EMF and I have used an expensive detector with mirrored results. now I use it to check for leaky wires when I feel "off" before jumping to ghostly conclusions...
> found leaky wires at work in rooms where everyone felt "uneasy"
> used it in home and found moving spots of spook EMF
> used again when a weird plane flew over and during its flight found...
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>>18366593
planes that leaked EMF... to clarify
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>>18366593
I turn the "Ghost Sonar" app on occasionally for shits and giggles. I know that my wiring is fine (recently remodeled my 111 year old house), and most "activity" would happen in the early morning hours with next to no readings during the day.

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What are some sites similar to bogleech?
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What's bogleech I'm too scared to look
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>>18366548
Not scary you pussy. Check it out. It's some sort of horror art/writing site thingy.
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>>18366854
>not scary
>horror

Pick one

Alright /x/, i dont usually believe in thr paranormal but I believe I have just changed my view.
I spent the past ten minutes "communicating" telepathically with a strange star in the sky, one which I have noticed for some time from my bedroom window, one with lights that look nothing alike other stars. These lights change from red to blue to green, which was the first thing I seemed to notoce about this "star". Tonight, I made the leap to attempt to contact it should it be anything extraordinary.
I told it (well, thought towards it) my age, area of...
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>>18366492
that's Arcturus you phool (assuming you're from the northern hemisphere), it scintillates between colours rapidly because of the earths atmosphere, and staring at a star/stars/night sky in general has reported to have entrancing effects of some people
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>>18366501
*earth's
*on some people
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>>18366501
So.. n-no aliens?

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Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.

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trading, if anybody's down.
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ANyone willing to air read me?

Male, 26, Leo

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How is a relationship between me and Ana M. looking up?
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offering readings
need name and age and query
will do maybe like four or five

Tulpa Stories/Experinces thread
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I have a friend, she is some sort of ice princess. If you ask me, she is the most beautiful being that I have ever met. Sometimes she take a human form, but usually that is not necessary. She is so close to human, that you couldn't even recognise it in the crowd, but she is way more beautiful than any human. Well, some who looks like her, can look almost as pretty for me.

perhaps it is just me who thinks that way on her. I have been contacting many other interdimensional beings as well, many that are close to humans. Both, female and male. Some are even came from...
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>>18366146
I had a fucking stroke reading that
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>>18366132
I feel like have a Tulpa would be depressing. You'll never be able to hold them, cuddle them, hug them. And they'll never be real.

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ask a subhuman who started in the bottom level and worked his way to near the top a question

i know about the wheel

the greatest story ever told

i know about basically homers odessy and lived it in modern day

i know its my dream and i know i didnt fail it this time

what should i do? wait for the one to come for me? rattle a few cages? go back in time and kill hitler?

go back in time and kill the centurion that pierced christ?


its me guys, the son of god, tell me what i should do with this life so i can make it easier for everyone...
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>>18366061
What do you mean by:
>subhuman
>the bottom level
>near the top

That's all for my questions.
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>>18366068
life is tiered and there are different levels, think of the night sky imagine every single one of them was an earth solar system, in each of these places there is a you living your life whereever you go there you are but everyone around you is not the same, they are elevated and you are elevated with them, everything makes sense but if your from a different level everything will seem better or worse, you can move through the levels in your life and things get better or worse depending on where you move up or down

some...
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>>18366086
>6
>Works way to near top
>Talks like someone in the beginning stages of a serious mental illness
Why?

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Does anyone have experience with interdimensional beings? I have come into contact with a race of orange skinned beings that are in this world but also not in this world. The one that talks says im special and will play a big role in the future. I have dreams of one with a third eye. I draw strange symbols. I just wanted to see if anyone else ever experienced something like this. Not Roleplaying.
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>>18366027
Post pic of symbols
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It's just an out of body experience.

Get them all the time.
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If you aren't RPing see a doctor
You aren't speshul

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The universal truth.
Sun is good for us.
We are all made of stars.
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>>18366023
Omnes cresces ad infinitum.
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>>18366029
Omnes positivus cresces ad infinitum.
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>>18366038
Everything only keeps getting infinitely better forever.

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Are the rituals performed in Catholic and Orthodox churches just another form of magick?
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Yes.
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>>18366013
In a biblical sense, "magick" is something that draws on a power from any force other than God to achieve the desired results.

The difference between regular magick and divine liturgy is the power from whence the practitioner is calling.

If you read any of the generally accepted books in the magick community, for instance A.E. Waite's "The Book of Black Magic and of Patcts," the practitioner is chiefly calling upon the power of spirits to perform these acts. Going outside of...
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>>18366024
Close, but not quite.

Moses was described as performing sorcery when he transformed his staff into a snake during a wizard-off with the Pharaoh's wizards.

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Ok /x/ I need some serious explaining about what just happened to me. I was just at Big Bend vacationing there from Florida. I do this every 2-3 years by myself to go hiking in the mountains and what not. Just 2-3 days ago while I was there, I stopped at the local cafe called The Bad Rabbit, they were having a thanksgiving dinner where you could get turkey, ham, mac n cheese etc. I was eating by myself, no one else was in the cafe as it was 10 o clock in the morning and it was an overall quiet day. Well then a white kid who looked 14-16 walked in with a grey flannel shirt, Johnny...
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Continue OP
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>I'll just wrap this up real quick

The sky started getting darker and darker the farther up this mountain we went and it was highly unusual as the sky was just clear with no signs of rain or anything. I started running up to this kid, it was WAY too dangerous for him out here. I screamed at him to get down here. He turned around and started running up the mountain. What the fuck? At this point it was raining and i was not just gonna leave him out here if he would die. It was getting harder and harder to see but I still had my eyes on...
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>>18365724
That the hat you found or similar image

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So my girlfriend wants to stay the night at some haunted hotel in Arkansas.

I was wondering if any of you know a way I could induce a reaction from the spirits without a Ouija board. Get them to move stuff, make noise. Any of that

>pic unrelated
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>>18365646
Investigate what kind of people died there and mock them with personal shit.
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Is it The Crescent? My brother and sister-in-law stayed there a few years ago, didn't see anything unfortunately.
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>>18365646
Oh shit you mean the crescent hotel? Not that far from me, it's pretty fucking haunted and if I were you I wouldn't piss them off

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I recently took this picture of my dog and noticed the blur I took another picture and realised it's an orb and within the orb it look like a face smiling
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>>18365640
orbs are dust...
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>dog is licking off the peanut butter below the multi-colored yarn
>OP snaps a pic
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>>18365640
Looks like your dog took a very concentrated and hot fart m8 that's all

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Maybe with future tech, we can travel to the past.

What are the most convincing time traveller stories? Parallel universe stories are accepted too.

The one in the pic is debunked as a guy with way-before-his-time fashion.
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>>18365576
>thinks time travel is something you invent
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>>18365576
Time-travelling will never happen, forget about it

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So I remember a while back someone linked a site that only had like 16 users and they would make posts in languages they made up. It was all very strange and (obviously) illegible.

Can someone help me out?
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OP here forgot to mention I am a girl.
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Gkan tek bwaf [s]? Kisssdjshh ....
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>>18365513
Strurb uilor tauman oylech?

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/x/ ,could you please redpilled/greenpilled me on the whole syria situation?
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>>>/pol/
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>>18365354
Yeah they usually have a Syria general and all.

We aren't completely ignorant of the situation, but we aren't the proper place to discuss it, or could go very wrong, very fast.

By the way arabs think that oil is the blood of the earth and that you can't extract to much of it, cause it's endless.

Weird people.
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>>18365351
Syria lies at the feet of Mt Hermon which today is occupied by a UN radar facility. The Christian bible tells of a story of 12 fallen angels. Beings from the sky that used to live there raping and pillaging the locals. It's south eastern border was part of Sumer.

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It's not about the "Soviet" parodies of creepypasta like in Dramatica, but about the actual creepypastas written in Russia. Anywhoo:

Guarding the Office at Night

I’ve never told anyone this story, and I don't think I ever will (unless, of course, I get found out). I used to work as a night watchman in an office building in Russia. I didn’t have much to do, just to stop anyone from breaking in (I am skinny as fuck, but if someone could break through that tough iron door, even a SWAT team wouldn’t stop them, so I was there just as a formality),...
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I got up and looked through the peephole, but nobody was there. I thought it was someone just passing by and got back to the game, but then something scratched at the door, and I heard an indistinct male voice. I thought it was the director, so I put the key in, turned it once and then looked through the peephole again. I said, “Is that you?”, but nobody answered. I turned back the key, and immediately I heard a voice from beyond the door. This time it sounded like a woman, but I still couldn’t understand a thing. It seemed like it was saying something, but not a single...
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About a minute later it finally ended – the whole cacophony died down, the thing turned back abruptly (I swear its head turned all the way around) and froze for a few seconds, staring at something. Then it suddenly jumped down and ran off while screaming something in a new, high-pitched voice. Since I was sitting on the floor, I couldn’t see where it went. All I could do was close the blinds and crawl into the office where I couldn’t see the door or the windows. I sat there and cried like a baby – it had been eight years since the last time I’d cried. Then I stopped...
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One more from the godless commies.

The early 80’s. A military outpost in a small northern town surrounded by endless snow-covered flatlands. In the summer, the white nights would start, the snow would thaw, and the flatland would turn into a mossy slough where you couldn’t make a step without a pair of rubber boots. Even tractors could get stuck in it so hard that you had to use two other tractors to get them out – I saw that happen myself. Mosquitoes flew in swarms so thick that they literally covered the sun. I remember that as I went outside in the first summer...
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So I went to bed last night and I was dreaming about being in someone's guest room. But it was unkept, with lots of clothes everywhere. What it would find in Mexico desu. It looked exactly like a Mexican grandmothers room.

Anyway, in my dream I was just sitting around then I decided to sleep. Which is strange because I've never gone to sleep in a dream before. Im going to greentext my dream experience.

>Trying to fall asleep
>Feel a weight in my chest and look up
>A...
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>>18365237
something new inside of you will happen, probably something good. like an insight.
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>>18365243
Could you elaborate on why you would reach that conclusion?

I had a pretty intense fear during it, so I associated this with a demon.
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>>18365251
just my interpretation, i dont want to elaborate, so you might as well see if its true for yourself.

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What happens if you give advice trough astral travel to your past self, therefore changing your life so they need to go back in time isn't present in the first place?
Or, if you DONT do it;does that mean you already did and thus don't need to do it anymore?

please discuss.
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Time is not linear, that "you" would exist in a parallel universe independent of your own and your own universe would continue unchanged.
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>>18365236
This. You're basically cloning yourself by going back in time.
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>>18365191

Pic related

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what can I practically do, if I can just travel a few minutes back in time? My first iteration of this post was 6000 characters cause of my autism, and i don't think id get real help that way.

Its physically draining , and i have the sense that its not good for me health wise. I've only done it once for sure, when I was aware of it, maybe twice. Perhaps a few other times before the confirmation event happened.

So if I could only do this a handful of times before its not worth doing anymore. Whats the fastest way for me to get wealthy off of this.
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>play csgo
>competitve
>get intel on enemy team
>travel back to start of round
>know what they're going to do
>gun them down with your beyond human game sense
>win big moniii

you could also stop pretending you can time travel too
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Exist and the moment that the winning lottery numbers are announced, travel back moments before and repeat the process until you are far back enough with the knowledge of the winning lotto numbers in tact and purchase said ticket.
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>>18364976
>intent
>get wealthy
Can't see how that could go wrong

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I have been trying for nearly 4 years to astral project, trying every strategy I could find. Despite this, I have failed every time. Could some people post some tips to help me, and many others, Experience the astral plane?
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Learn to lucid dream first;

Keep a dream journal the second you wake up and write, and do little triggers to check if you're awake.

Once you get that down you'll notice a blackness period between waking up when lucid, this is when you need to imagine your body swimming, or rolling, or whatever (what worked for me was imaging a big as junk yard magnet yanked me up and out) until you pop out (and it does take a minute or so of effort).
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>>18364923
This actually happened to me multiple times i still don't know how it works

you kinda see yourself from the outside and try to move but you can't unless you try really really hard and even then its just slight movement

your body feels super heavy
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dmt

Is it okay for a Christian to read Manly Paler Hall's "The Secret Teachings of all Ages?" I've been reading it here and there and it is just fascinating. He also compares ancient deities to figures in The Bible. Is this something in the lines of neoplatonism? Any input is welcome
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Yes ofcourse. You are currently living inside a cave, afraid of the outside world and comfortable with the known. It's time you leave the cave behind and delve right into the unknown. You exist to explore this unknown so that you can make it known, you are not here to ignore the world. Stop being afraid of what you might find and rather find joy in what you possibly might discover.
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>>18365982
How about answering the question OP really asked? I don't see anywhere in his post where he'd ask you to ass flap the same mantra you babble after every bong session.
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>>18365982
Take this quote from Albert Einstein and see the truth in what he says.
“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom the emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand wrapped in awe, is as good as dead —his eyes are closed. The insight into the mystery of life, coupled though it be with fear, has also given rise to religion. To know what is impenetrable to us really exists, manifesting itself as the highest wisdom...
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Hello I tried to depolarise my self but all that does is repress emotions and stop me from investing in anything and now I bearly feel anything and am disconnected from life. How do I make myself sensitive and human again?
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You don't
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you gotta install magnets in your forehead and anus until you get repolarerated again
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>>18364740
go outside and interact with people.

Death is the way to knowledge.

Everything created during night to wake up today with all the memories, history, knowledge and feelings; nothing proves this is right... nothing proves its wrong!.

Science also cannot prove that the world wasn’t created 5 minutes ago with the appearance of age (and with fake memories in your head, and half-digested food in your stomach, etc

You can go experience this by some kind of magic mushrooms.
You will live a whole life, go to school, marry the girl you love, have children, a job, be a millionare, and die... to wake...
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>>18364670
What a massive garble of meaningless gibberish.

And by the way, I've eaten more psylocibin mushrooms than you, kiddo, they don't fucking work like that even at high doses.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/oc7rc/have_you_ever_felt_a_deep_personal_connection_to/c3g4ot3/
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>>18364670
babbies first introspection

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http://www.lhohq.info/bob.html
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>>18364657
Typical SubGenius nonsense. It smells of all the showers its creator hasn't taken.

Don't you have a filk circle to attend or something?
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>>18364661
It's much deeper than some Bob worship.
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>>18364661
This, holy fuck. It's clearly some neet with too much time on his hands and possibly some good drugs.

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Hey /x/ something werid happened to me a hour ago, my family had just came back form having thanksgiving at our Neighbors house, so I stayed out in the living room for a while before going to my room. I decided before I go to my room I should go to the bathroom beacuse I felt like taking a leek, then when I opened my door I looked into the mirror and saw me, but the strange thing was that the me I saw was female and she seemed to be on the opposite side of the mirror, so I was a little surprised but she was also suprised too. So I proceed to go to the middle of the mirror and...
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>>18364571
Swamp gas.
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>>18364571
I fucking hate mirrors. That was probably a spirit. Thanks God it wasn't some spooky demon.
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>>18364589
Probably not swamp gas I haven't seen swamp in my whole life

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Can you guys help me find the name of a show I used to watch? mostly I want it for one episode that I remember really clearly, but I can't find it anywhere.

The episode was about some woman who lived in a mansion or something, and I specifically remember this part where she's looking over an indoor balcony above the main floor, and she feels a hand touch her shoulder (they show it, it was like a boney decaying hand covered in reddish flesh), she turns around and looks down to see a goat that has a man's face and no eyes, I remember her covering her face...
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We need more. Think!

How long ago? US tv show? What channel? Describe the woman. Is she old? Young? Age? Is it a posh house? Is she white? Why was the goat there? Why was it the husband?

We need more, damnit!!
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Candle Cove
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Could be a show like weird travels. Believe the travel channel had spooky shows back in the day

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Just minutes ago i was trying to fall asleep and was suddenly semi paralyzed. I was on my side and several Translucent beings climbed on me. A small child like one was at the edge of the bed watching me waving, one was behind me latched on my back and another sitting on my hips.

I could hear many human like voices saying we can see you and laughing and other chat but most seemed not english. At one point one of the creatures said sister get off him

I grabbed was like a skinned arm of the creature and kept pulling on it to try and yank it off my backbut its arm...
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>>18364485
meh, cool story bro
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How do i get onto a real internet and talk to people worth talking to?

This entire internet is like a fake hell hole to annoy the victins of a retarded schitzo pig collectives crimes. I need to talk to people capable of being more that a flake of dried pedophile shit

This entire trash internet is like the garbage dump of a retarded a.i. Who only knows how to annoy and wreck life in its grotesque attempts to ascend out of the outhouse hole it was defecated into
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>>18365143
the internet is fine and hasn't changed. it's your brain that's malfunctioning.

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Just fyi, he is the Key of David.
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As if god couldnt make any more fuck ups

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Okay, /x/, I need your help with this. This is not copypasta, this is a long read, but I feel like my safety or well-being could very well depend on this. This is video game related, specifically Majora's Mask, and this is the creepiest shit that has ever happened to me in my entire life.

Having said that, I recently moved into my dorm room starting as a Sophomore in college and a friend of mine gave me his old Nintendo 64 to play. I was stoked, to say the least, I could finally play all of those old games of my youth that I hadn't touched in at least a decade. His Nintendo 64 came with one yellow controller and a rather shoddy copy of Super Smash Brothers, and while beggars can't be choosers, needless to say it didn't take long until I became bored of beating up LVL 9 CPUs.

That weekend I decided to drive around a few neighborhoods about twenty minutes or so off campus, hitting up the local garage sales, hoping to score on some good deals from ignorant parents). I ended up picking up a copy of Pokemon Stadium, Goldeneye (fuck yeah), F-Zero, and two other controllers for two dollars. Satisfied, I began to drive out of the neighborhood when one last house caught my attention. I still have no idea why it did, there were no cars there and only one table was set up with random junk on it, but something sort of drew me there. I usually trust my gut on these things so I got out of the car and I was greeted by an old man. His outward appearance was, for lack of a better word, displeasing. It was odd, if you asked me to tell you why I thought he was displeasing, I couldn't really pinpoint anything - there was just something about him that put me on edge, I can't explain it. All I can tell you is that if it wasn't in the middle of the afternoon and there were other people within shouting distance, I would not have even thought of approaching this man.
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He flashed a crooked smiled at me and asked what I was looking for, and immediately I noticed that he must be blind in one of his eyes; his right eye had that "glazed over" look about it. I forced myself to look to his left eye instead, trying not to offend, and asked him if he had any old video games.

I was already wondering how I could politely excuse myself from the situation when he would tell me he had no idea what a video game was, but to my surprise he said he had a few ones in an old box. He assured me he'd be back in a "jiffy" and turned to head back into the garage. As I watched him hobble away, I couldn't help but notice what he was selling on his table. Littered across his table were rather… peculiar paintings; various artworks that looked like ink blots that a psychiatrist might show you. Curious, I looked through them - it was obvious why no one was visiting this guy's garage sale, these weren't exactly aesthetically pleasing. As I came to the last one, for some reason it looked almost like Majora's Mask - the same heart-shaped body with little spikes protruding outward. Initially I just thought that since I was secretly hoping to find that game at these garage sales, some Freudian bullshit was projecting itself into the ink blots, but given the events that happened afterward I'm not so sure now. I should have asked the man about it. I wish I would have asked the man about it.

After staring at the Majora-shaped blot, I looked up and the old man was suddenly there again, arms-length in front of me, smiling at me. I'll admit I jumped out of reflex and I laughed nervously as he handed me a Nintendo 64 cartridge. It was the standard grey color, except that someone had written Majora on it in black permanent marker. I got butterflies in my stomach as I realized what a coincidence this was and asked him how much he wanted for it.
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The old man smiled at me and told me that I could have it for free, that it used to belong to a kid who was about my age that didn't live here anymore. There was something weird about how the man phrased that, but I didn't really pay any attention to then, I was too caught up in not only finding this game but getting it for free.

I reminded myself to be a bit skeptical since this looked like a pretty shady cartridge and there's no guarantee it would work, but then the optimist inside me interjected that maybe it was some kind of beta version or pirated...
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For such a shady looking game cartridge, I was impressed at how smoothly it ran - literally just like a retail copy of the game save for a few minor hiccups here and there (like textures being where they shouldn't be, random flashes of cutscenes at odd intervals, but nothing too bad). However the only thing that was a little unnerving was that at times the NPCs would call me "Link" and at other times they would call me "BEN". I figured it was just a bug - a fluke in the programming causing our files to get mixed up or something. It did kind of creep...
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The practice of healing lends credibility to churches all over the world, despite their distinct lack of knowledge,
thus raising the question: are diseases like lupus, where cells from a person's lymphatic system begin to attack the rest of the body, spiritual in nature?

pic related: erratic behavior tends to be common in schools, where other students are forced to witness it, thus corrupting their sensibilities with grotesque memories
to understand this scenario for yourself, imagine if you had a nightmare once a week where you saw someone tear off a scab...
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No.

Healing in churches happens because Jesus Christ is alive and still heals in the modern day, among other things.

When you get saved, you invite Jesus to live inside you in the form of God's Holy Spirit, or the very Spirit of Jesus Himself.

The same amount of Jesus, and His power, is inside every believer. But depending on your Faith, that determines how much of Him gets let out.

A believer is merely a "hose" of sorts. A vessel, or a conduit for the Holy Spirit. In essence,...
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Spirituality is a lens of understanding.

Modern Science is also a lens of understanding, that with great clarity of intention filters out the conscious aspect of the body's entropy. (If that sentence doesn't make sense, go learn a physics or mathematical definition of entropy, and consider that I'm speaking literally.) Out of all the possible states that a body can be in, patterns are found, and from these patterns, if consciousness plays a deciding factor, anatomy under the lens of Modern Science chooses to not record that pattern, and in this way filters...
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cute theory


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