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So let's just say for the questions sake the governments of our planet may be interacting and working with aliens. If they are they aren't being open with us about it.

But what about the aliens? Do the alien civilians know about us? People always depict aliens as this collective organization but surely they have entire planets full of average joes.
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>>18353301
Maybe people should start interacting? What do you guys think?
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>>18353301
if some people see aliens (schizos), they must be real, because reality is what you subjective. So aliens probably exist in some way, probably in some other dimension. Now the part of the goverment is tricky, since they don't care about stuff like aliens, they care abut economics and money, though if there is deeper goverment then it's possible that they are interested in schizos and are trying to figure them out, as some schizos claim that goverment is after them cuz they know a lot.

I'm personally...
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>>18353458

... ... Right, I think you just missed the entire question; it wasn't about if aliens existed or not, or in what sense.

>>18353301

This is obviously making huge assumptions about culture and so on, but chances are that if a society is capable of that kind of space travel, it has the industry and general technology to support it - and if it does, chances are decent they know about their own space travel abilities. Therefore, it is more likely...
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hey guys, im complete novice to summoning. id like to eventually work up to a goetic demon, preferably furfur. however, im not an idiot; i know that going into this unprepared could end seriously poorly for me. anyone have any tips for general safety/procedure, or for easier summons i should try first to practice?
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bump, i really want some tips guys
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>>18353270
My only advice is this: careful what you wish for. Whether those summoning procedures are just role-playing for grown ups or actual bargains with otherworldly entities, your input and a decent amount of honesty can seriously impact your life. I know it did mine. This is the case for any kind of ritual magic, really. Or anything you might want to call a "ritual".
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>>18353299
thanks for the word of warning. im trying to be as cautious as i can (considering what im trying to do is inherently perilous). i really dont know how much i believe myself, but i know id like to try. you seem to have some experience; is there anything more youre willing to impart? i understand if youre not comfortable, in which case id appreciate it if you could point me to someone or something willing to help.

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Looking for a music video. It had deep sea creatures and was pretty creepy sounding (breathing loop in the background). It wasn't very popular, but I really would love to find it.

I wanna say it was called cold.
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>>18352875
absolutely shameless bump, you guys would love this
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I don't *think* this is what you're talking about, but I think you'll like it: The Bends by Mr. Bungle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92pYBWcLYD8

I'd recommend listening to it while sitting in the bathtub in the dark.
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>>18352947
Not what I was looking for but I did enjoy it, thanks anon. The video that I seek as a montage of sea creatures, with some rhythmic breathing/laughing looped over

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I constantly have lucid dreams but I never fully understand in the dream that hey I can do whatever the fuck I want, but I just never do,something strange will happen like I'll randomly start suffocateing then realize oh it's a dream I won't die, stop suffocating and continue on doing whatever weird shit dream me was doing forgetting I can fly to the moon if I want. Can anyone give me suggestions on how to really can really master lucid dreaming?
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Understand that in the dream world, your actions don't have consequences, and will be erased as soon as you wake up. I'm not sure about you, but when I hold myself back in a lucid dream, I'm afraid it's real (therefore it'll have long term consequences). So in my dream I test myself. Either I try flying, or I ask a person if I'm in a dream, or anything out of the ordinary. As soon as u realize it's a dream, believe so much in your power to do whatever you want and, boom, you have it. Don't let doubt into your mind, as soon as you're...
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>>18352859
you are a lying faggot you cannot think rationally during a lucid dream without waking up
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>>18352883
I never said I could think rationally, in fact the opposite, and yes many people can continue a dream after realizing it just takes time and training your self but I never really fully acknowledge I'm lucid dreaming

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Hey /x/ what if the martians are real, and they live underground which is why we've never seen any structures, also to add to that what if the reason they live underground and we haven't see any structures is because there was a huge ass war between the Martians and they live underground because some nuclear capable weapons were used that force them to go under. also if they lived underground that would explain Marsquakes and the reason they don't happen or haven't happened in a while is because they stopped expanding. Also what if we're part martians...
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Mars is flat
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>>18352748
There would be signs if they lived underground. Smoke stacks, vent holes, etc. There is none.

Living underground would be useless since the core of mars is dead. There's no geothermal activity, and so it just gets colder the deeper you go. If this was the case we'd see massive amounts of heat being radiated in spots from artificial sources.

If they did use nukes to blast their own planet, there would be some sort of residual radiation present that scientists could detect. If they did use nukes...
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>>18352790
They used 4D nukes and all the radiation dissipated into a 4th spatial dimension

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he had a number of paranormal experiences, including being invaded by some sort of being that he sometimes thought was god, aliens, or the soviet union testing out telepathic transmissions on him

"I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane,"

here's an interview where he talks about it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af2q_u0Fu8I

thoughts?
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He's one of my favorite authors of all time. Love all of his books. He wrote three books regarding what you mentioned. The first is called "Valis", and it's really good.

He really did keep a huge journal about his experience. It's brought up a lot in Valis as Horselover Fatts sort of self written bible. He based that character after himself.

I believe what happened is he had a weird vision (in Valis he seems to think that it's some sort of god like super computer or God itself) where he was told his son had a certain disease or ailment....
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yeah that's stuff I've read/heard about him. It's all really fascinating honestly. heard another story about a time when he was young (20's I think) and he woke up to see an older man standing over his bed. He told his wife at the time (I think it might've been Kleo) not to worry, because it was him. Far later he had a dream where he was standing over the bed of his younger self.

there's a guy doing a graphic novel biography about him right now that I'm really excited about....
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>>18352705
he might have got a upgrade. these things cause instability in most. if he managed to keep his shit together he might have gained some insight or become more articulate, maybe his long term memory became sharper who knows

maybe he was just crazy

I wanna make a new school of magick.

who wants to help me?
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>>18352559
I want to base my school of magick around economic theory and money.

I want to incorporate elements of both chaos and order.
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we could make a lot of money selling our books to people looking for deeper meaning in their lives.
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>>18352584

Interested, how will you utilize this for magic?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=beF-e2FUYAk Good quality evidence of nephilim giant race just watch the last minute of the video
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Maybe the idea of Thor was based off of these giants.
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>>18352439
Guy at the end is a giant Japanese sumo wrestler u fuckwit yes he's unnaturaly big but Japanese people are also tiny so in comparison yes he's a giant
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>>18352439
Interesting

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If you are fucking yr gf and you both cum at the same time does that mean that it's true love or that yr soul mates or something?
Happened to me last night
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Come on guys. Ik you dont have gfs but what do the freemasons say abt shit like this
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>>18352398
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's what it means. I've been seeing off and on for a year who is my soul mate but neither of us is quite ready for a relation ship yet.
We still hang out and messaroubd though and we cum at the same time. She can sense when I'm about to aswell, weird stuff.

I would like to learn sorcery but I am also very curious about Black Magic

" The Sorcerer is characterized by an inherent need to explore the deepest, darkest parts of his or her self. Few are willing to do so, and even fewer can readily accept what they find when delving into the hidden regions of their own psyche. The Sorcerer, however, finds the pain and effort to be well worth it. The realization of one’s primal desires, obscure passions, and emotionality brings great power, and raw power is what a sorcerer strives for. As such, most Sorcerers adopt an aggressive...
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Go to /pol/. They worship the fallen chaos god known as kek, he has prevailed over the Satanic gods used by the elite.
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>>18352230

Ask black people you fuckin racist homophobe.

I'm sure there's at least one shaman in the hood.
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>>18352253

>racist homophobe

implying that every black person practicing black magic is a homosexual?

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>ghost hunt general.
for a research project, i need to know everything possible about ghosthunting. advice, tips and tricks for beginners, as well as more expert knowledge, like equiptment used and such. ritual games, stories and your opinion on ghosts are also welcome. cheers.
pic sort of related. i went ghost hunting in the cathedral right after a wedding.
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>>18352220
When confronting a ghost, strip naked and masturbate furiously to gain and maintain dominance.
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>>18352234
thats a brilliant bit of info
any particular porn type anon?
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>>18352238
If you can't even masturbate without porn how can you hope to gain dominance in the heat of the moment?

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Can anyone help me design a saucer craft? I know almost everything about them, but if there is something I don't, I feel I may find it with interaction here. Thank you. Also, the image is of an ARV model which was one of the earliest designs utilizing spinning superconductors to make the counter gravity. They are for the most part decommissioned now.
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Here you go my man.
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Oh my god. That's incredible. How'd you....what? It's genius!
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what's your email?

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Is there anyway to stop myself from falling into part of the cultivated mass of society, or should I just accept it and stop fighting?
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>>18352162

One must first shag sheep,
to know sheep....

My friend..
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>>18352162

Give in!

Oy Vey
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>>18352165

/Thread

Welcome to Divination General!
Come here for readings and discussion of theory/practice.

Every method is welcome: Tarot, Runes, Cartomancy, Scrying, Pendulum, Cleromancy, I-Ching, Tasseomancy, Necromancy, etc.

>If you're NEW, please READ the STICKY:
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>Guides made by some of our readers:
Rustig, wrote this to help beginners on how to choose a deck and start with the tarot:
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Anyone know where I can read on symbolism for the Hermetic tarot of the GD?
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AIR QUERY

What the fuck kind of entity is around me, can anyone see anything.

What the fuck is it up to. Please.
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>>18352074
First for eternal Hijinks :^)

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I'm surprised someone hasn't posted this yet.

What do you think /x/?
http://www.hngn.com/articles/217893/20161120/ufos-exist-and-visit-eartdisclosed-obama-clinton-before-trump-sworn.htm
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>>18352037
As much as I want this to be true, it seems like just more clickbait
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>>18352037
Neat source.
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>>18352094
Maybe.

I checked out the website, and it's not some tinfoil hat conspiracy site. Pretty much just run of the mill news; entertainment, politics, sports ect.

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Hello /x/,

Just a few questions from someone just beginning to find interest in hermetic philosophy.

I started by reading the Emerald Tablet of Hermes then immediately picked up The Kybalion.

My question is what can I expect about the other three starter books in pic related? Does anyone have a recommendation on reading order?

Finally, is this stuff relate-able to Buddhist spiritual practices and Meditation?
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>>18351966
>Emerald Tablet of Hermes
Must have been a quick read it's only like 14 lines long.

>Kybalion
Not Hermetic.

It would help if you didn't post a thumbnail.
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>>18351976
It says Hermetic the cover. Like I said I'm just starting with this stuff

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What are /x/'s thoughts on and experiences with ESP/telepathy.
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Sometimes im thinking of a certain topic, and my brother would bring it up later that day or viceversa. Of course, i have no control over it. Or it may be explained because we're brothers and think similar things
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>>18351936

I have ESP myself.

Once I thought about shoving my balls down your mother's throat. And the next day it happened! Crazy right!

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I don't know if this is the board to go to ask this stuff about but here I go.
I 'inherited' a rock collection from my great grandfather some years ago, and it has some cool stuff in it.
Over the years, tho, it seems that my family has been plagued with bad luck.
We have lost jobs, lost family, through death or feelings.
I found this in the collection, and I got paranoid, just a silly vial of black sand, right?
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>>18351933
Then I took a look at the label.
Guess great grandpappy gave me his chicken scratch writing skills.
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>>18351940
oh shit...

book a flight
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>>18352348
Is it really that bad?

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Is there any objective and demonstrable proof for the existence of the supernatural?
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Objectively prove that you exist.

Protip: You can't.

So how the fuck you gonna ask dumb questions?
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>>18351939
I think therefore I am.
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>>18351916
Everywhere you look.

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So what's up with these clowns? Is this a cult of some kind or social experiment?

... or something more, *ahem,* paranormal?
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copycats who want to get on the news or scare people
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>>18351904
Copiers of what? DmPranksProductions?
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>>18351926
probably the first few guys who did it for shits and giggles and made the news

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Does anyone here live an actually aestic life, like sleeping on wooden floor, icy showers and such?
Otherwise it's armchair esoterism if there's a lack of actual stoic body and mind disicpline.
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I'm a homeless train hopper.

Try to get more ascetic than that. I dare you.
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>>18351886
I once locked myself in the bathroom for 3 days with only a cup (for retriving water), in total darkness.
and meditated, took cold showers while at it.
I felt really kind of waken up from dead after that stuff.
>not being a homess walker-by in venezuela
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>>18351880
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope
https://archive.org/details/meditations00marcuoft

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I was reading about random stuff and one thing lead to another and I found this:

http://www.rense.com/general17/imp.htm

What the fuck did I just step on? Are any of you familiar with mind control stuff?
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>Phisical
Probz fake OP
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Bump, because this is pretty interesting.

I guess this guy has done this shit to animals and presses buttons to make them do commands and shit

Do you guys think this could work on shitty people? IE Pedophiles, Rapists, Murderers, etc
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>>18351872
It's real, google him. It's what I did. This guy does a bunch of studies about brain control

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I'm curious about "Spirit Cooking"

Apparently it's tied into Aleister Crowley's sex magick rituals

What exactly does this entail? What are the end goals?
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>>18351791
it's so rich people can get together and do weird demon shit together

from what I've been able to piece together is that it's about taking gore and pain and using it to create tulpas.
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>>18351797
It makes me laugh to this day knowing you silly americans elected the number one most well known spirit cooker. Russia is so much better.
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>>18351791
The core of Crowley's sexual praxes rely on:
>Magick in Theory and Practice
>The Book of the Law
>Mass of the Phoenix
>Gnostic Mass
>Mass of the Holy Ghost
>Grimorium Sanctissimum
>The ritual of the Star Sapphire
>The 10th Aethyr in the Vision and the Voice

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Does anyone think the CIA or any form of government can control people to do really horrible things like sandy hook or the Batman shooter guy , it's been crossing my mind lately like I've heard stories of the CIA controlling people but actually controlling with remotes but what about mentally ? What do you think
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Lots of people run from their trauma and bad decisions.

So long as people do, they can be leveraged.
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>>18351570
I know what you mean but like do you think someone could really get into someone else's head and totally change them and make them do something not like black mail
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>>18351560
youtube aman apeman

its ayys or god doing the MK

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If you're a commoner on /x/, you prolly know about the MandellaEffect.

I'm not a pokemon person, but I do remember that black end to the tail; and other "proof" of the Mandella effect is familiar too; anyone wanna share theories, and examples of the Mandella Effect?
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>MorganFreemanEffect.png
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Self bump; also this
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>>18351546
Fun fact: Martin Luther King is still alive and living in Argentina.

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Anyone ever tried to absorb clouds or the energy that surrounds the cloud and make them disappear?

I have experinced doing this and just wondering if anyone else has tried it or know what it's called.
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>>18351455
I drink about 6-10 glasses of water a day.
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>>18351455
You're a fucking retard
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>>18351535
Fuck you, I have done this time and time again. Just seeing if ther is anyone else

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>A whole board dedicated to the Paranormal
>Out of all the documentaries, investigations, and studies, there has never been any definite proof of anything paranormal.
>Whether is be: magic, spirits, astral projection, tarots, etc..
>It's all delusional nonsense and does nothing

So why do you still bother posting here when all the evidence in the world points to the contrary? Are you that stubborn?
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No evidence of god or a higher power whatsoever, yet majority of the population believes in one. Anything is possible.
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because it's fun to pretend faggot
now go back worshipping the State/Dawkins
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>>18351444
There is no evidence that something doesnt exist. How fucking old are you ?

Are satanic rituals real and do they work?

Can I pray to satan?

Can I sell my soul to stop being ugly looking?
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>>18351412

>does satanic rituals real and do they work?

Yes, *if* you believe in them. Same as *all* magic.

>can I pray to santa?

You could pray to Spongebob if you were inclined, so yes.

>can I sell my soul?

Given you're on 4chan and shitposted this for a laugh, your soul probably isn't even worth a losing pre-scratched lotto ticket. So it won't do any good bothering. Try cosmetic...
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It's not a shitpost i'm genuinely serious retard
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tips your fedora faggit

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does the Cyclops have anything to do with the third eye?
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no cyclops only have one eye
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Sadly enough, no. It has everything to do with dumb greeks writing fanfics about elephant skulls.
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Nah m8 Greeks just couldn't into elephant skulls


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