Let's discuss something weird.
All of you probably know about Voyager, the space program which sent probes all around the solar system, then towards and into interstellar space. What you might not know is that Voyager 1's continued operation is completely anomalous.
First of all, it has lasted much, MUCH longer than expected. Though it was designed to last until 2025, many of its subsystems were supposed to shut down much, MUCH earlier. However, they somehow managed to remain operational.
The second anomaly concerns its speed; Voyager 1 is accelerating, and the cause is unknown.
it was propelled the gravity of the gas giants. and the solar wind from the sun. I don't get where op has the idea that it is speeding up. it has actually slowed down. because it is now out of reach of the solar winds of the sun
Voyager has an array of hydrazine RCS thrusters, but they are not used for propulsion, only reorientation. They still have enough fuel to keep the craft stable for a few more decades. After that, only electric gyroscopic methods of reorientation will remain.
No, you're begging the question. It's toast, so we're sending it off in to space. There's no mystery to it, there's no covert operations, no illuminati rituals, no paranormal spooknicity. It's the easy thing to do and for some of us the thought of it drifting far after we're gone is a nice one.
Actually, the Voyager acceleration anomaly's been explained. The heat distribution from the nuclear generators causes a slight imbalance of thermal emission. The this tiny imbalance in infrared photon emission causes an equally tiny net force. And that force turns out to be juuuust the right size to explain the difference in velocity.
no theyd start it wirh us it wouldnt be immediate but theyd know about aliens (us) and fear and resent aliens (us) and when we do meet itll be the first in the long line of what will come to be known as the Intergalactic Voyager of War.
and we will be known as Voyagers due to them finding a debris of the Voyager that says "Voyager".
1. Any aliens with interstellar capabilities could stop a satellite that size from doing any actual damage
2. Any aliens with interstellar capabilities would have "evolved" beyond feelings like xenophobia
because they think having low species esteem (all aliens are better than us humanity is SO unevolved) makes them seem intellectually.
little do they know its just their retardition showing.
>Though it was designed to last until 2025, many of its subsystems were supposed to shut down much, MUCH earlier. However, they somehow managed to remain operational.
Are you actually retarded?
>a DNA resource
>implying alien life forms would utilize DNA
>implying even if they did, that our DNA would be even remotely compatible
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Ooooh, haha! That is pretty funny.
The Voyager IS pretty small but it's also going really fast. F=ma or some shit like that.
thanks i have alot, i call them i-paintings because the i stands for ironic.
once again, prove it. human kind will exist up to the heat death of the universe.
even if earth only had 5000 years left that would still be enough time to begin populatining the stars. its mere exrapolition my boy.
im not the one whom lies the burden of proof friend, i dont have to "prove nothing will happen". youre the one wh has to prove S.O.M!E.T.H.I.N.G. will happen. its simple quantum logic, things will continue as they are now until theyre changed by something.
painting cant be autistic, idiot. and if you were calling my autistic well that just shows you know nothing about the desease because most autistics are great artists. im not saying im autistic im just saying thanks for the compliment.
thank you, i wouldnt necessarily say theyre paranormal but i understand your point. thank you.
Are i-paintings all you make because you're afraid to put in any real effort into one? Maybe you're a harsh critic and no one is harsher on you than yourself.
now are you just saying that or am i that offending your traditional values?
yup, these are actually from my post-i-sketch era (the i-paint style era) and then i have the pre-i-paint era too.
no i also write stories, draw physical sketches, create games, and am an inventor.
>write stories, draw physical sketches, create games, and am an inventor.
use your words ... yes i get it youre "quoting" me but why? do you not know how to articulate your thoughts?
exactly, these i-paint drawings are not even bad theyre physically appealling and make use or my own version of color theory that i invented. they are pretty - the art styls isnt the ironic part, the message is.
>"Never try to do anything, ever. Talent is something you are born with."
>"I have serious self-esteem issues"
Can you please stop posting your shitty art and derailing the thread and actually talk about the topic on hand?
>millions of years from now
>voyager 1 lands on some alien planet with a just burgeoning civilization
>they collect the golden disk
>revere it as a message from the gods
>forms a religion around the golden disk, believing we will return or send more golden disks.
>in their far future they will have a paranormal board, and some faggot OP will start a topic about the discussion of the Golden Disk and what it really means.
>inevitably some one will say its a myth constructed by the NWO.
I think the point he's trying to make is that while trying to prove how intelligent you apparently are, you type like an eight year old.
Which you totally do. It's hilarious.
Please, share with us one of your "inventions"
i am around 19 year old but i wont say exactly because i dont want my pseudonym to be tainted by physical age. and i would never be embarrassed about something i created. it seems more like youre embarrassed yourself, friend? release that pain and youll find yourself less critical of the truth.
theyre ironic because theyre unexpected, i have analyzed the bible and discovered the truth of jesus's hidden system of morals and i apply that to all of my i-paintings. i think those who happen to open their eyes and drop their sttempts at ridicule would see their mind and heart open to the undistorted message that the church hides.
in all my creation genres l attempt different styles, the heart at this genre is irony. these drawing are probably the closest to my heart out of all my creations.
i dont believe in grammar and mechanics, ironically. ive posted about my ideology surrounding this many times but i dont feel like searching throughout my 4chan screenshout archive (2700 screenshots so far.)
i would but theyre all on LittleBigPlanet and i dont want to give out my psn name sorry.
>i have analyzed the bible and discovered the truth of jesus's hidden system of morals and i apply that to all of my i-paintings
Well, you at least managed to put a smile on my face.
"thats the goal, buddy, have a touchdown on me."
thats what i would sign if you asked me for a signature.
here i'll post my pre-i-sketch commemorative mural and then ill stop, thanks for both the blindness and the light.
p.s. you can look forwards to seeing my short stories in the /x/ book collaboration.
what are the odds for life to evolve on earth? what are the odds for the dinosaurs to die off? what are the odds for god choosing earth as the birthplace for Jesus? what are the odds for Richard Nomando inventing the concept of mathmatical odds in 1430? what are the odds of a man made satellite being discovered by humankind and launched out of orbit to take pictures and send them back via tiny wave robos?
Not at all true. Life can exist under the surface, thrive off space radiation, and there's so many combinations of planets, we might learn one day that... I dunno, a geyser jizzing from one planet onto another as the two orbit together creates a spot where life can thrive, no atmosphere necessary, just random element combinations.
>a geyser jizzing from one planet onto another as the two orbit together creates a spot where life can thrive, no atmosphere necessary, just random element combinations.
Saturn has done it again
I don't know what you're talking about backtracking, that was the first post I've made in this thread.
But great evasion of the question.
That also doesn't answer the question.
We don't know of any current planets with intelligent life. The likelihood of voyager crashing into one of those and not just crashing into a random dead rock is pretty low.
is it accelerating? to lazy to check that, but if it is true, I would not be surprised if it turns out that the universe as a collective, because its so big, has a tiny bit of gravity.
>Yeah, I hate using rulers too mane.
The only problem here is that I don't think you understand any acceptable use of the word irony. As much as you want to believe that you're transmitting straight 177% Jesus-feels with sloppy ms paint jobs... you're really just transmitting sloppy ms paint jobs.
You should probably be concerned for your futu... y'know what? Good job. 7/10; we're all fucking meat anyway. I hope this kind of trolling stays on /x/, because at least it's refreshing and original.
thanks but i wouldnt call what i do trolling per say, i prefer the term internet practical joke or art.
yeah but what if their ice crust was their equivalent of atmosphere and our craft obliterates it
depends on the velocity of the craft when it crashes and also the size of this ice planet in comparison to the craft.
What if the meteor that killed off the dinosaurs was actually just an alien probe that got away from them.
>I don't actually believe any of this but it's fun to think about
Can we quit this talk about the Voyager probe accidentally destroying alien shit and starting a war?
The rock that formed the Arizona crater was about as large as Voyager *when it landed*
It's wishful thinking to imagine ANY part of Voyager touching down on any planet with an atmosphere.
If it's found by aliens, then said aliens will most likely see it coming first and retrieve it.
Space is fucking massive, so massive that the chances of you getting hit by some stray object is insanely low. You could navigate through an asteroid field blind folded and with no computing system.
So you're saying a planet with liquid water underneath ice *must* have an atmosphere to sustain life?
Except they wouldn't you mongoloid. They wouldn't be effected at all.
In fact, the flora around these vents has been one of the biggest subjects of study due to their complete independence from the surface. Fuck, they don't even need the sun.
By the way, you got a bit of foam in the corners of your mouth.
Oh my kek.
Little did you know, I'm an expert lie detector, like that guy from that show who can always tell when somebody is lying ;)))))
I don't need proof, though, I can just tell that you're lying because I'm an expert ;))))
Except I do, and I'm not even a Marine Biologist. Diving is just my hobby.
>I'm a marine biologist that lives nowhere near the ocean
Ok, back on topic, its not that hard to believe that voyager still works, the rover on mars still works, and it was only supposed to work for 6 months. Given the amount of pieces that have to work together, I would not be surprise if builders stayed conservative with some parts lifespans to garner support to beef up other parts.
Im placing my bet that the human race gets almost completely wiped out within 1000 years. It bounces back as usual and within 10000 years the new human civilization is capable of interstellar travel far beyond our current measure. They will find voyager still within our galaxy and consider it to be of alien origin, having no concept of NASA or the previous age of men. It will be hilarious.