Can we get a creature thread? Even if they're fake, as long as you mark them as such. Trying to build up my folder. Will dump the few that I do have.
It's been proven that this is an art project by a student in shanghai, but I still think it's an awesome picture.
Have a few of these, don't know what to classify these as. Anyone know where they came from?
giant snake photoed by pilot over vietnam
Live on the horizon would be a great band name.
Anyway, I like how it also says they're nocturnal. I mean I guess that means when they're on a planet with sunlight but I just wonder how you can be nocturnal in space.
Constellations are used to mark different sections of space. For example Ophiuchus doesn't refer to the constellation itself, but rather the area surrounding Ophiuchus when viewed from Earth.
>longest snake ever recorded is 25 feet
>takes at least 15 people to hold it
Unlike other animals, snakes are one of those things I could very much be convinced could grow to such a length
Oh... I remember this one.
Either some unlucky motherfucker's flayed, decomposed corpse, or a flayed, decomposed giant fish. There was a thread about this a while back; can't remember which, though.
legit cum ghost
too busy laughing at over patriotic amerifats and forgot an image. Now I look like a stoopid ass hole.
>Destroying entire ecosystems, as well as farmland and private property
>"hurr they didnt haev ta kill it hurrfrf"
Go be faggots somewhere else
There's just no way that those wings would carry that entire horse. Appreciate the mental image of those tiny wings flapping like a bee with a droopy ass horse hanging from them.
If multiple races were visiting earth, why wouldn't they fight each other and try to colonize Earth?
Also, would we be able to fight back at all?
Who's side would be the best to join?
The real chupacabra. It's confirmed that theyre just really badly diseased wild dogs. Google it, I found it quite interesting.
Yeah, there was even a documentary about it by Discovery or History. They're breeding faster than we can kill them, in some places there's an open bounty on them I think. They cause all kinds of problems and hurt humans.
Yeah in my state its an year long open season on them. They're fucking filthy demons, one night I even woke up to them harassing my dog outside. Check this out : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubt19wLNcKM
I swear I'm going to do both this and spear hunting before I die.
Yeah where I live they aren't a big problem yet but just a few towns over a friend ran into one with her car, so I know they're coming. I think we should figure out a way to make these things into a national meal, like how Shrimp is pretty much everywhere. Feed the homeless, solve the problem. I hear in Russia they're a big problem too, and they're overtaking things there as well.
Louisianian here. We're feeling the full effect of the invasion, and it hurts. Fortunately all the hunters in my community donate the meat they kill to shelters and churches, but damn those fuckers have got to go. They're moving westward fast, I won't be surprised if Utah is completely overrun in a couple of years.
Siphonophores. Not even once.
>Hey, Grandpa! Is this the gag you were telling me about?
>*grandpa shuffles over, looks over his glasses, starts laughing
>Hory shit! I can't berieve stupid mercans thought was real! We made out of fake!
>Jung Yun and Grandpa Yun chuckle
that picture is fake (from stan romenak)
that alien is real but nobody knows anything about it other than where it was seen
all that stupid shit about where it comes from and how fast it's ship is is bullshit
this one is also fake
you bitch nigger
So everybody says this is a deformed foetus. ok.
Anybody know what happened to the mother? Those handlers seem like the type of people who would have ritualistically murdered her for witchcraft.
Ningen. It's supposed to be a 90ft long, vaguely humanoid sea monster.
Funny thing, this is an artist's impression of Ningen.
I'm betting it's just groups of whales that they misidentify as one big creature
does anyone have the screen caps of the thread where there was a british navy diver exploring underwater caves off the coast of scotland and it had creatures in it?
The internet is made of convenient things, and this is not one of them. It took months for this "mystery" to be resolved and most people don't even know that it was. But no, I'm sure this mannequin was a fucking alien just chilling on someone's balcony.
Dumb Portuguese brought them to America to hunt them. They took over the land and ravage the ecosystem and they terrorize/maim/kill people. I'm not a redneck and I kill them. You need to get out of your urban shithole and learn about animals. Imagine that big bastard coming after you and your loved ones. The hybrids are mean fuckers and will fuck your shit for no reason.
We cough on them.. spit in their food.. damage environmental suits (we'll find a way) bioengineer a virus to kill them off... then we steal their tech and reverse- engineer that shit.
Thought I could help but it looks like this actually takes place in the USA. But still this is a good site that many will appreciate.
It's faggots like you who go out camping, smell a funny smell and hear a grunt, and then decide it's a skinwalker encounter that warrants a 2000 word greentext story.
Get out hunting, son. There are feral animals everywhere and they don't want to be your friend.
B-but my Womyn's studies professor told me that all hunting is evil and invented by white men!
i fucking hate the ocean. i know it's seaweed, but fuck.
Im on the probable side when it comes to the big guy, but that pic is an obvious fake.
>B-but my Womyn's studies professor told me that all hunting is evil and invented by white men!
Not invented by them, just perfected by them. Hunters and explorers down in Africa and South America saw some crazy stuff. Percy Fawcett saw, killed and recorded an anaconda that was 48(?) or so feet long. Then there was the Lions of Tsavo.
Not dog legs. Could be a sculpture or something.
Don't even need to go camping.
Had a young groundhog in my yard, all freaked out because I got too close to it and it didn't know how to get away. Made some weird sounding chuffs, hissing and growls trying to scare me off.
Foxes make fucked up noises, bobcats too. Baby owls maintain a repetitive screech noise all night when they're hungry.
There is good hunting / fishing, and there is bad hunting / fishing. The vast majority of hunters know this and respect nature.
Then there are assholes from cities, or wherever, that come "up to the mountains", or wherever, and couldn't care less about the animals they are hunting or whether or not it's a good idea to hunt that particular species at that particular time.
There is nothing wrong with hunting, there's something wrong with idiot city folks thinking they'll kill a bear or wolf or whatever and thinking it makes them a man for the year.
Hogs are one of the more extreme examples of an animal that needs to be hunted, or the ecology of the entire area they are ravaging could (see: will) be destroyed.
Possums and Koalas make fucking unholy noises. Walking through the bush at night when they're fucking sounds like you're surrounded by really pissed-off zombies.
Took aim, but I'm not confident enough in my shooting to take the shot. It was moving too much.
It keeps coming back into the yard, so someday. Little bastard might be digging out my porch.
Super Mario World is super spoopy you guise
I'm decent with a 10/22, just less so with a panicky moving target and a neighbors house behind it. I don't want to be the jackass who accidentally pops a neighbor kid with an errant shot.
>neighbors house behind it
damn nigga that's a tall ass groundhog
Bullets, particularly .22, can ricochet really easily. If there was a rock on the ground near where the groundhog was, and he hit it, there is a chance that it could ricochet up into the direction of his neighbor.
When I'm shooting, I make sure everything within 180 degrees of the barrel of the gun is OK to hit, if it does happen.
Groundhogs get big, and they're easy to pick off when they stand up. But nah, I'm a little safety paranoid.
That's my plan. Might catch one of the 3 or 4 'outdoor' cats while I'm at it.
>not shooting 22 pellets at your friends as they get dragged around a corner by a fwd at 60kph
>sharks are actually peaceful animals they don't kill humans, only seals. It's more affraid of you then you of it. A coconut killing you has a bigger chance
God, I hate the animal defense front. They only know animals from NatGeo. You can never kill enough of these pests.
>It's more affraid of you then you of it.
Do people really say that about sharks or is that just exaggeration to make a point? Because that is literally 100% insane.
Tits are basically swelled balls of fat around the mammary glands meant to resemble the buttox so males are more likely to mate face to face. It was an evolutionary leep in social psychology for our species (the act of mating face to face).
Scientists aren't exactly sure when swelled breasts started appearing but it was probobally early in the bipedal transition in africa. So if big foot is an offshot of mankinds ancestry then it having tits might elude to just how early the trait started appearing.
Fucking people. Sharks are not afraid of you, unless it's a tiny one. Sharks ARE dangerous. But only if you're in the ocean. Best way to avoid a shark attack if you're scared of one? STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN. If a new type of food walked onto my dinner table, i'd give it a bite. That's what they are doing.
Ningens are creepy. anyone know more about them?
the idea of a antarctic humanoid giant reminds me instantly of the evangelions, but also the antarctic itself reminds me of old ones. either way 2spooky
trunko was probably just a shredded whale carcase, but it's cool to think some bizarre sea monster could emerge from the depths only to be devoured by a pair of orcas, lol
Not really, breasts are made that way because of our arms. Every species has an optimal number of kids they can have to survive, its a little complex and it involves stuff like the time the child spends in the womb, the diet, the overall activity the organism has, some are 6, others 8, some have dozens, ours is 2, im not sure if most apes's too. When we evolved to the point where our prime tools were our arms, we had no need to lie on the ground so our young could lactate, we could walk on our back legs and carry our children with us, placed high above the ground, with our arms to carry them at chest height. On males its rather simple, the same reason we have nipples, at a very early stage inside the womb, the embryo still has no sex, its more inclined to be female and it starts to develom breasts up to the point where its male and it stops growing. Im taking a wild guess but i would consider the fat or soft tissue in the breast to be more a matter of genetic issues.
You're describing the reason why humans and other simians have 2 nipples instead of more.
I'm describing the evolution of breasts, as in the reason why fat deposits build up to form what we call boobs, breasts or titties. Apes such as Gorillas and chimps don't have breasts, their chests swell a little bit when lactating but fat doesn't ever build up in as a hormonal response in other apes.
It has nothing to do with milk storage either, the glands in the breast that produce milk aren't abnormally large or anything as the breast is mostly fat.
So why does the chest swell up with fat permanently? Because it's a sexual selection born characteristic that promoted bipedal mating by mimicking the butt. Almost all simians use the buttox as a fertility indicator, with some species having asses that expand twice their size during mating season. It's very easy to see how breasts ended up becoming an efficient mimicker of an older fertility characteristic.
Dude, this scared the shit out of me as a kid. I still get a nostalgic cringe of fear when that nigger turns toward the camera.
Did you even check the background of the guy who took the picture and publicised it?
He was an ace RAF pilot since WW2.
His past gave him more than enough publicity and there would have been no fucking reason for him to fake the snake. There would be nothing to gain from it.
Check that youtube link to go on an adventure of enlightenment
On most apes the appeal for butts has little to do with the butt itself, more about bright color or a swelling around the genital area that induce the reprodution, assuming that the appeal for asses on the chest makes no sense in terms of looking at the body as a functional structure and leaving it to just the bipedal movement makes doest support it. I reckon its a female OR the breast fat (assuming its just fat and not glands) serves another purpose, maybe warmth
I think its the Mayans actually, they submited their childs to head deformities with the use of apparatuses built with boards in early ages, like 12 months to years. The purpose was to mark social statuses and such.
Personally, I don't often have to ride into battle. Do you?
It's a pity we killed all of the giant animal species on our way up the evolutionary ladder or shit like this would be more common.
I saw a Tyrannosaurus rex while on holiday in the Rift Valley. It was 30 feet long and black, with a crest of feathers extending as far as the tail and as low as the hips. It never attacked me though, but it was horrifying.
Typical estimates indicate that any species advanced enough to reach earth would be 500 years ahead of us technologically. Resistance would be futile, however considering the vastness of space and the infinite number of planets between us and them, if they simply wanted to colonise another planet, why not pick an uninhabited one with zero resource loss. Therefore if aliens were to make contact I would think they would be friendly.
Looks like a komodo dragon
Yes, she posted pictures on facebook of it. Luckily she wasn't on a highway but on just a regular road not going too fast. I don't remember if she had to get a new or or just get it fixed.
>Work at isolated Aboriginal camps
>Locals tell stories about "little people" and "hairy people"
>Locals scared shitless of both, won't dare go near their land
>Think its bullshit, have various white friends tell me they've seen them
Yet to see anything myself, but absofuckenlutley everyone that has anything to do with the area will swear they've seen them. Apparently they take you into the mountains or some shit, everything in Australian folklore is vague as fuck so there aren't any real details.