>>15120789 Call the fucking cops already... Show them all the evidence which proves he is mentally unstable (mask video, what he recorded and gave back to you and the "I know where you live" note which was a clear threat) and is harassing you and leave the rest to them FFS. Act all willful and outraged when trying to pressure the cops into doing their job, threaten to tell the press if necessary.
>>15120885 >guys buys shit ton of land >finds out homeless guy is living in an old trailer on said land https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyOW7yYFNc8&list=UUfEztiADRTPr5o4Dvp9XQKA >freaky noises and shit in the woods on multiple occasions etc >strange footprints in mud found >weird guy walking around in mask https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaUFoDvoFGE&list=UUfEztiADRTPr5o4Dvp9XQKA >eventually gives and gets camera back from guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ-bUGmxxfk >...? >op running out of data can;t post as much
he has more videos on his channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfEztiADRTPr5o4Dvp9XQKA
>>15120919 I believe he left the camera outside to see if he would take it or something, and he eventually got it back >>15120923 he doesn't have a gun but says he feels fairly safe, and I think he has placed those traps by now, in all honesty if the hobeast fuck with him he's legally able to shoot the guy and I'm pretty sure it knows that too
>>15120923 Dumbass bought land and built land far away from civilization in the middle of nowhere in Canada and somehow didn't bother to buy a gun for protection. Says he's got a bear mace - yeah good luck with that... Hey OP! Game over man. GAME. OVER.
wait...can someone please elaborate on the fact that Hobobeast recorded this on OPs camera then gave it back? at one point was hobobeast filming OPs house? all of this points to this being some RP bullshit
>>15121489 Well no matter it is if he calls some friends to go to the meeting with him, at a place where you can see it coming ( I mean not in the middle of the wood ) I don't see how it could be dangerous...
>go on /x/ >think of some spoopy story >have alot of land >have shitty mask >decide to make a story >have it written all out >come make alot of threads >people believe this story is scary and real >makes a movie out of it
you guys are fucking retards still let me make a video of NOTHING and it is "spooky"
>>15120915 >guys walks onto a bunch of unused land >finds and old trailer >standard forest noises >his own and some animals footprints in the mud >video tapes his friend in a venetian mask making stupid noises >op makes some super spoopy videos >/x/ shits itself like the absolute retards they are >op running out of ideas
kill yourself, seriously I know you believe this shit I want you to believe there is someone directing an immense amount of hate and vitrol at you right now, die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
Jesus fuck just let the damn guy finish this story. And all of you that are new to the story? Read the rest before posting. Get some perspective. Those of you who come from the other parts of /x/? Sorry you have to see the thread. Maybe you should filter it?
OP I have a suspicion I know who you're dealing with here, or perhaps what you're dealing with is more suitable. Learning you're in north west Alberta has led me to believe this is related to Dunvegan.
Dunvegan itself is very haunted. It makes it into a lot of the Creepy Canada books and those things. There is always tales of a women on the bridge, the statue becoming animated, the light at the top of the hill etc. Not to mention a brutal murder with the body never being found.
Or maybe it wasn't murder. I have a few friends who grew up in the general area and they've told me about what they call "The Dunvegan Lifestealer".
The myth is this entity makes a deal with someone seeking it. In exchange for a life in solitude with it at your side it will grant you one favor (murder, framing, revenge). I have never heard anything about it wearing a mask. That part is odd. My one friend has encountered it. He said it was speaking within an enclosed slide with a loud shrill voice asking him if he wanted to make a deal. While I got farther into this he gave me the coordinates of the approximate location after I asked for them: 56, -118
>>15125552 Now I'm legitimately afraid. My house is about a 20 minute drive from Dunvegan and a 20 minute drive to those coordinates (at least the closest road). Also the river on my land runs into the larger river both those places are on.
>>15126207 Found the slide. The area goes down to the river and it's a little camping area. Nice place actually. A friend I haven't hung out with in a while called me up to get some beers. I'll be back tonight.
>>15126833 Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic CIA agent guy isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bane fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FOR YOU. FOR YOU. FOR YOU”. You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>15126599 I sent this to my friend. He said this is where he encountered it. He told me more details about the legend that I'll green text. >usually refuses to show itself to others even when they make a deal >the deal taker will be punished if he breaks the oath of solitude >if it wishes to make a new deal it will kill the current deal holder
I linked him the thread. He's never posted on 4chan before. Hopefully he will explain more.
>>15127473 I remember that day. It was the same as usual. Marisa john and I doing our usually routine if booze and cigarettes. It was slight over cast, the wind smelled of rain and heat. It was humid and my body was sticky and sweaty. Marisa and John had been together for years. I secretly ecnvied their happiness. Their love, and their bodies. Youthfull and sensual, while I remained frail and weak. We had always hear of the old Seymour house. Same as any small town haunted house tale. Patch worked stories of half remembered rumours; he killed this one, raped that one, burned that thing. There was no proof or a concrete evidence of what happened to Seymour, he quiet literally disappeared. There was the one known fact, Seymour was a sex addict. Not in bedded many women sense, but rather he would stay inside and play himself like a flesh fiddle. I had slightly identified with the strange lonely man. I too would pull away at myself a hours of the day. It was release. If was pleasure. It was escape. He may to was trying to escape. Maybe that's what happened to Seymour, he found true escape.
>>15130329 "Come on don't be a pussy!" John john said to Marisa. "No its creepy and that sick pervert lived there, I am NOT going in!" "Fine, you'll come right Simon?" Simon? Was that me? I had almost forgotten my name, very few ever spoke to me, they didn't much like the fact I was quiet and strange. "Yeah, I will. I wonder what's in that pervs strange abode?" "Why you gotta talk like such a fag dude? Alright babe wait here." John and Marisa sucked each others face like oxygen came from human lungs. The house was two story Victorian, built in the late 1800's. The green shutters complimented the off white siding. There stood two oak trees on either side. One had a beat up swing attached, the other hung low almost resting its weary branches on the old mans home. "Yeah heard this dude just jerked off all dsy. what a fucking loser!" John knew I was unsuccessful with women and he teased me about it boarishly. "Yeah I know right? At least get a fleshlight!" I gasped, I hoped I didn't say what I just said. "A what? One of those fake pussys they make out of porn star vags? Oh man Simon don't tell me you stooped that low." I had, and it was a beautiful step to take, I loved me fleshlight. It brought me closure and happiness. I named her bonnie. "What?! Of course not man, what kind of werido do you think I am?" Of course I had to lie, but I believe john knew. "Whatever man let's go inside I hear there is a huge safe that no one could open"
>>15130366 As we entered the home I couldn't help but notice the beautiful landscape. A fkutain to the right near the low hanging tree. The multi colored brick walkway leading to the 4 steps with bronze railings. Seymour may have been a perv, but a perv with good taste. "Alright its locked, let's try to back way." As we moved around back I noticed a window that displayed the living room. I almost screamed at the site. "John! Hes-hes here alive!" "What the fuck did you just say?" John responded half sacred and half confused. "Right there on the cha-." But the words escaped me. The figure in saw was gone, but I knee I saw it. I didn't tell john what I had actually seen. "What there ain't nothing there let's go!" But there was, I saw Seymour, he had a fleshlight also. It was a beautiful model with the lip and butthole attachment. I sw his glorious pervy cock, it was crooked and long. With gray pubes running up the shaft. He was dead in his eyes pumping away at the pseudo vagina we both came to love... And came in. "Yeah its open!" John shouted. I ran to the back door to meet him. "Dude I'm gonna check upstairs you chekx down here." "Yeah alright" I spoke half interested. The home was still in good shape, it had only been 3 months since Seymour's dissaperance. I examine the modern kitchen. Food still in the Pantry's and refrigerator. The tabel was set as though he was having dinner with his polyurethane pussy. I entered the room where I saw seymour. The TV was on, volume muted and was playing a DVD. Gianna Michaels was being analysis violated by a large man. It was beautiful I almost dropped my pants and sat into the chair adjacent when I heard a scream. "Simon her up here holy fucking shit!!"
>>15130398 I bolted up the carpted stairs that led to the shouting. In johns hand he held hr same fleshlight I had seen and 5000 dollars in cash. "Dude I found his fucking stash! Look at these pornos and lube, this guy must of never left the house!" John counted he money but I was more concerned with the pussy. It was a beautiful piece I needed it now. "Uhh I'm gonna go check out down stairs some more." John let out a small "yeah sure" while I was half way down the stairs. I approached the room again with my cock half hard and my balls dripping. I couldn't wait to fuck this plastic cum catcher. I noticed something strange though the video had changed. Now there was Lisa Ann fuck deep in some old mans lap. I hardly looked at the screen before I had the sweet lips of the fake pussy around my virgin dick. I pumped away for a good 5 minutes before she stood to take the man inside her. As she stood and turned luscious and vital body around I noticed the old mans face. It was seymour. He stared at me. Challenging me. Telling me. "Is that all you got boy? Fuck that thing like you mean it" I was shocked and beyond horny, my brain didn't even register the fact a dead man on a pornonwas giving me jerk off encoragment. It was another 10 minutes of hardcore pussy fucking that I was able to explode. And as I did my semen was sucked from my body, through the fleshlight and into the TV. Eventually my whole soul was absorbed. I was there, in the film with lisa and Seymour, and it was time to lose my virginity. "I don't know what happened" said John to tbr town. "We went in and the next thing I knew he was gone!" They will never know how happy I have become. Father and son, fucking porn stars till our bodies failed.
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