Can we get a creepypasta thread going? Or a /x/ related story? Something like this...
Trying to post my shorter ones I have as requested.
Thats not creepy pasta is just pokemon lore. And its wrong. Parasect takes influence from Cordyceps. The naming convention comes from the word Parasite. Cordycepts are Parasites.
Those are its offspring on its back. Not foreign parasites or harmful agents.
Will commence dump. Will not be held liable for vast differences in quality.
Also, have some musical entertainment for your auditory pleasure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmi60Bd4jSs
Don't be shocked
A thousand curses upon whomever chose the background/font on pic related may you burn in hell blast and curses upon thou
My my baby blue
I tell you, there's something paranormal about Steven Tyler's mouth.
Kek. Pretty good story, regardless. Now for something completely different. Or not.
They all look shit and the music video is shit but fuck, I love that song.
Pic related is probably my favourite "creepypasta".
I came in here for that special offer, a guaranteed personality
>/x/ related video
I don't like these ones where they try to be all literary. Usually they're not very good at it, and it doesn't fit the medium.
Short ones are best, or ones like that one with the kid who hides in the closet during storms, if they have to be multi-page.
Anything with "heaving mothers" and the like are bulshit.
Because I'm an egotistical narcissist and prefer to hear it in my own voice. AHAHA ME ME ME
Take me away to nowhere plains
dats it mane
n iiiiii don't eeeeven care
Me too, wish there were more good ones.
Courage the Cowardly Dog fucked someone in the eye? That's a surprise.
>he was a barber who loved a lass named barbara
Don't know a thing about it, sorry. I've heard the name, and that's it. I thought it was a kids thing like spongebob if I ever thought about it at all.
>mfw captcha is a mirror universe 911 with explosion.
>mfw i constantly get that image but the number is 911 and the plant is on the other side
>what even is the fuck
This bit about Paras and Parasects is very interesting, but the bit about clefairy is too far fetched, the author tried too much to reach for a spooky punch factor. the whole last paragraph could have been scraped.
In the Anime, though, Parasects and Paras are seen to have personalities, though, but a lot of people say that the Anime's canon is very questionable compared to the game canon.
I bet you believe that John Lee Oswald killed that Jimmy Finnerty bloke all by himself on a grassy gnoll don't you?
ooh. that makes sense. i take it back, you are educated non-stupid.
Ehh, 5/10, needs a lot of work. Try to extend the story a little bit, and get rid of the awkward transitions between events. I'd suggest browsing creepypasta.com to get some more ideas.
>Oh yeah, the Pasta "Psychosis" will give you some good ideas. Learn from it.
There are times in your life when things just go strange. They exist in that grey, fuzzy area where you go sometimes, and something seems real, but you're able to explain it away. Only sometimes you're not.
Growing up, I'd been a normal, average, every day kid. I played in the dirt at recess, thought girls were gross (except for her, you know the one), and played ball every summer. But that all changed when I got to Junior High.
From day one I was wearing a target on my back. I don't know what it was, maybe because I was tall, lanky and could disappear if I turned sideways, but it seemed like everyone was out to get me. It started with name calling, and escalated into instances of minor, passing violence that could be brushed off as an accident, like getting shoulder checked into walls or lockers, clocked in the back of a head with an instrument case as I was getting off the bus, the kind of stuff kids do when they just really don't like someone. It never got to daily beatings, but they really ground me down until I was pulp.
I admit it, I cried most days and only came out of my room for dinner. Even when I told my parents what was going on, my dad would say I had to stick up for myself. When I brought it to administration, they'd punish the trouble maker, but then an entirely new wave of folks would start picking on me. This happened all through Junior High, up until my last year. The year I had the dream.
I knew I was at school, even if I couldn't see anything. Someone was moving after me and I could barely breathe. After stumbling forever, I was grabbed and forced to my knees, sobbing the whole while. I felt cold metal press up against the back of my head and I screamed.
And then I woke up. Holding myself, visibly shaking and screaming. My mother rushed in and tried to calm me down, but I was inconsolable. I refused to listen, I even refused to go to school, even when she threatened me. She didn't understand that I felt like I was going to die if I went to school.
But eventually she relented. Said we were going to have a talk when she got home. I stayed in and did some homework, slept a little more once I felt safe, and did what I could to pass the time.
But then she came home in the middle of the day. Wrapped her arms around me and started crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she told me there'd been a terrible accident.
At a school called Columbine.
Does anyone have the creepypasta riddles?
One had a guy who was in a haunted hotel and there was banging on his door. He thought the ghosts were trying to get in. Answer was that the ghosts were replaying the event of the hotel burning down and were in the room with him.
Another had a guy wake up covered in blood and with his family dead. He goes to take a shower and hears someone open the door. Answer was that he killed his family and someone just found out.
There were a bunch, but I can't remember all of them.
I'll post the rest momentarily.
The truth about parasect is way scarier than alien possession. Cordyceps is one of the most terrifying things I can imagine. What if it evolved to larger mammals? Ffff.
The boyfriend is already dead, the video is of his suicide; who sent the video?
Not 100% but I'm pretty sure there is no girlfriend or the girlfriend is dead or something to that effect. Like the mom is referring to it as dirty so maybe that's the ashes? Iunno.
6. How was the video sent? Either someone killed him and sent it, or his ghost did.
7. I think it's implied the girlfriend is either an inanimate object or just doesn't exist.
Onwards and upwards with some more of my creepypasta collection.
And some more musical entertainment.
REACH OUT AND TOUCH ME
Just a warning.
Where'd the pic go 4chun?
the whistles go whoo whoo
The author is just misunderstood, it's not his fault everyone else thinks fedoras aren't awesome. #moreedgethanU2
Were the 80's the best decade for music or were they?
Maybe she was running away from the murderer and took the elevator. She was alone in the elevator, so maybe the murderer was taking the stairs down, and is going to run into the pizza delivery guy?
this one is neat because it wasn't written for us, it was written for some other guy who i guess posted the message on the internet, which is why we don't see anything when we turn around, unless our future self planned this and we really really shouldnt turn around
are these riddles really meant "for kids"??
The murderer is on the 2nd floor, he thinks he's safe on the third floor. However in England it goes: Ground Floor, 1st Floor, 2nd floor. So they're actually on the same floor as the killer.
My only guess is that it's weird that the elevator immediately opened if someone was already using it. Or that taking the stairs obviously isn't going to change the fact that whatever she was running from is still up there since it wasn't in the elevator with her.
I saw it just yesterday. Someone posted it in response to a photo of a 90 year old that was half-dissolved after dying in his bath and decomposing for two weeks. I think it was in a "scary shit that happened to you even if it wasn't paranormal" thread, but I can't find it for the life of me. Could the faggot mods be behind this?
OK let's try this shit
The lights are turned on twice, meaning someone turned them off
They knew what human meat tasted like
There's a girl on the other side of the wall
Man I don't gotta explain this shit
The moiderer's up the stairs still
Who sent the video? Boyfriend dead as shit
Alice is some sort of inanimate object
The narrator is the moiderer, burglar got freaked the fuck out
He killed all his wives like Mr. Plinkett
She dropped the blow dryer in the bathtub and is now a ghost
He counting the rooms man
He was pointing at her reflection in the TV
English flooring system, they on the same floor as the moiderer
Fucker ran over a lady with his train
She was intending to stab her husband but accidentally stabbed a burglar
He's feeding a fucking 1 month old boiled sweets what'd you think was gonna happen
Do I need to explain this one I mean come on
She taking him down with her
He moidered his whole family
He forgets to lock the door, comes home and unlocks the door. Who's house is that?>>15284105
Someone ate a dude
I did it everyone can stop asking questions