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2014-12-22 20:43:52 Post No. 15602775
Post No. 15602775
/k/ told me to open my thread over here. I'm fuckin spooped to shit
>going away for Christmas
>post early Christmas dinner with in-laws
>washing the dishes in front of window overlooking backyard
>what's that standing in front of my fucking shed?
>shit I'm being robbed
>to arms men!
>men meaning me
>grab flashlight and first thing at my disposal: wall-mounted crossbow
>run out ignoring wife's whines of disaproval
>get to shed
Holy fucking fuck
>extremely skinny, pale body
>FUCKING BLOOD RED EYES
>voice my it's level of spoopieness through a disgusted yell
>it fucking lets out the worst scream I've ever heard in my life
>starts to run off
>I shoot, miss
>fucking shitty-ass scope
What the fuck do I do now? I haven't told my wife what happened and I don't plan on it. The last thing I want to do is worry her.