Guys, I'm freaking the fuck out. I'll give the backstory.
Rewind to about 3 years ago
>Be roommates with high school friend
>We both went to the same college
>Friend is ridiculously smart. Top ACT and SAT score in high school's history.
>Go to college for separate things
>I study Psychology, he studies Physics
>He gets well known for his intellect in the Physics department
>One day he comes home from class saying that he was asked by some people in NASA. Was super stoked about it.
>During the summer, he left to go work on some sort of program.
>About 5 months prior to him leaving, I get a house visit from some dude from the government
>Name was Agent Henderson
>Asks me questions about my roommate. Procedure
>I ask what my friend is going to be doing.
>Get told it's classified
>I roll my eyes, say good things about my friend even though some things Henderson says makes me worry.
>Questions like "What does he do under extreme stress?" and "Would I trust him to keep secrets that could affect people's lives?"
>Eventually Henderson seems satisfied and gives my friend the OK.
I think that's enough backstory
End of this summer, my friend comes back. He seems a lot more stressed out and can't talk to me about what he worked on except "It was for NASA and he just worked on one or two classified cases the entire time."
>Get annoyed, but drop it. Whatever. It's his life.
>Be cool with it this he came back for school, until about 3 weeks ago
>Get home from work to see him packing with someone who was dressed like Agent Henderson was there.
>Roommate tells me one of his cases has hit a "development" and needs to go.
>They leave instantly. I'm really fucking confused.
>About a week ago, his friend in his Physics class messages me on Facebook asking where my roommate is.
Continued in next post
I tell him about all I know is something happened in one of his cases with his work with NASA.
>Friend says roommate never specified it was NASA, just said "branch of government"
>Friend asks me if Joe (We'll just use his name from now on) ever mentioned aliens
>I say "Lol, no dude. Joe scoffs at alien movies saying they are stupid. He doesn't believe in that shit"
>Friend of Joe says that Joe was reading a book about aliens. Some dumb "They are out there" book.
>I search Joe's room and find the book. Cult stuff about how there are aliens among us. He had a couple scribbled notes and things highlighted or crossed out.
>I talk to his friend again online about two days later.
>"Hey Ben, it's Jake. I found that weird book about aliens that Joe was reading."
>We talk about what Joe's done to the book.
>Basically seemed like Joe started believing in them and scribbling out things that weren't accurate about their description and highlighted things that were.
I put the book back, thought it was some hobby, and then about 3 days ago, Joe gets back looking hectic and won't really speak to anyone. Wouldn't go out with our friends, kept to his room, etc.
He left about 9:00 P.M last night saying he had to go do something for work, and returned about an hour and a half ago.
I wanna make sure I explain exactly what happened so this next post will hopefully give insight
Joe got home and was obviously stressed. He looked like he just got done crying, and he brought home a huge bottle of whiskey (Joe rarely drinks)
>Since it's only about 3:30, when he opens the bottle and starts drinking, I get worried.
>I sit down across from him in the living room
>"Hey dude, are you okay?"
>Joe barely meets my eye and grunts that he's fine
>"You can talk to me if some shit is going on." I then mention his ex seeing if has something to do with her (She's a bitch, keeps trying to fuck with his head)
>He shakes his head telling me he has to make a phone call.
>He heads to his room and closes the door
>I listen closely as he calls his mom, crying. Joe never really cries, so I'm fucking spooked by now. Is he suicidal? What the actual fuck is happening.
>He tells his mom he loves her, says he's fine, just to say to everyone that he loves them and happy new year.
>That's it, he's suicidal. Lets see if I can get him to open up. He was there for me when I was suicidal as a kid.
>Knock on his door
>He opens it with tears in his eyes
>"Hey Joe, some of the guys wanted to hang out tonight for New Years. You in? Everyone would love to see you dude."
>I see him start to flinch at "New Years."
>He about closes the door and I stick my foot in to block it.
>"What the actual fuck is happening, Joe? I've never seen you this bad."
>Joe told me that it was classified
>"Bullshit, dude. If it's this bad, I fucking won't tell anyone. Just let me know what is wrong."
>I'm basically panicking by now. My best friend might take his life tonight, judging by how he's acting.
>I get him to come sit down on the couch in our living room
>I grab him a glass of ice and pour some whiskey in it
>"Drink up." I tell him
>He takes a sip and looks at me odd
>"Jake, I've seen some shit that you won't believe me."
>I respond with "Does this have to do with your alien book?"
>Joe looks at me shocked and before he says anything, I mention seeing his book.
>I'm basically panicking by now. My best friend might take his life tonight, judging by how he's acting.
you are either a woman or a huge drama queen. You definitely enjoy penises anyways
Anyways, Joe looks at me and tells me to sit down
I'm panicking thinking he's gonna tell me some doomsday shit.
>Joe sighed and said "First contact will be made public tonight."
>He was dead silent after that
>I waited for SWAT to enter our house after how pale and scared he looked after he said that
I'm processing this. He's drunk, he has to be. Joe mocked the idea of aliens all the time. He got annoyed at it whenever anyone made jokes like "Hey Joe, did you see E.T. working at NASA? Did you send him home finally?"
>I kinda laughed and said "Good joke. Now really what is going on, dude?"
>Joe's eyes snapped to mine, making me uncomfortable at the seriousness in his eyes.
>"Jake, this isn't a joke. My case I was assigned to, it was to deal with a fucking E.T.!"
Joe is screaming by now, half drunk, mocking himself at that statement. I can't hear what he's saying to himself. Just random things like calling himself stupid, etc.
>Joe, you're fucking telling me aliens are going to be announced tonight?
>"Like someone is going to show up on TV and say "Hey everyone! There are aliens, here is some!"
>Joe shook his head no.
All of a sudden, Joe just opens up about everything he's done.
>He had to sign a form of keeping silent about everything he worked on.
>He was eased into the knowledge of aliens.
>Some of the guys showed him advanced technologies that Joe realized were way too advanced for us
>By the time he reached that conclusion, they were basically acknowledging that he is right
>Joe said that he was working with the team from the Mars rover. Some shit about it getting some pictures of some beings
I made a joke about the movie Mars Attacks, Joe didn't find funny
>Basically, they look a lot like us, just more thick skinned. Their eyes are slightly bigger, but barely noticeable.
>I'm taking this all in, knowing that what he's describing is what he was highlighting in his book
>I ask him again about what is going to happen New Year's Eve
the 9 of us hanging on /x/
shit... that's kinda scary. I don't think we would pose a serious obstacle to any agency.. spread this yalll, our very lives depend on it. post away.
We live in California, btw, near the Nevada border.
Joe told me this.
>Close to 11:59 P.M (Pacific Time) tonight, aliens will show themselves to the world. They will be welcomed by our government, with a couple people from the United Nations as diplomats.
>We will be told they are not harmful, they will cite cases of their technology helping us the last 15-20 years.
>The aliens have an elected leader like us, who will address us.
>As far as Joe knows, they aren't hostile and he's actually had a quick conversation with one. He described it as "human if he didn't know better."
>They don't have any ulterior motive, only to move forward together.
That's it, /x/.
Joe drank a lot and now is watching something on Netflix. I have one of our friends over watching out for him. Joe might even be asleep.
I called my family, telling them I loved them. I'm gonna go get shitfaced and hope this doesn't happen. I'll be watching the news tonight.
Shit just might hit the fan.
Prepare for the coming of the Sons of God.
OP here. I loved that show. Joe hated it saying it's so overdone about "How to serve Mankind."
I asked him if it's one of those situations, he said to his knowledge, it's a no.
Joe is asleep, friend left due to a party she's going to. I think I'm gonna watch out for Joe tonight. I have a feeling closer to midnight, he's gonna get more and more panicked.
I can update once in a while if you keep the thread alive.
I was looking around for the book and I can't find it. Joe's room is a fucking mess. If I find it, timestamp will be provided. He might have taken it somewhere, though. I'll ask him when he wakes up.
Should I wake him up before 11:59?
My guess is that it's a time a lot of people will be watching the news.
That's my question too. Joe seems positive that they seem friendly. But we're always going to have that worry, which is part of the reason I'm worried because I don't know if we can both live peacefully.
>many are either asleep or drunk
>the leader of an entire planet addresses our race
>he wants to unify our two species and share technology and enlightenment with us.
>all who are still awake respond in unison
her name is Nnngh
she's from the planet Fukalot
what if he was doing some work for the antichrist and he felt that to use alyums as an euphemism would be more palatable to you?
this is /x/, what if your bff is one of satan's minions right now?
dwell on her soft spoken voice and that delicious accent
>see that our alien overlords' leader is dead
>hold her body is my arms
>it is raining now
>all is still
>I place my mouth down to her ear
>whisper the only thing I can
Try to get them to talk, answer with "mhm" and other sounds that anyone could make.
Don't care if RP or not
I just hope aliums appear.
It is now 2:39 AM where I live, new years has been.
How long until aliums arrive?
at first i thought you killed your friend and yourself by writing this online. But then again they probably wont care if they're just going to release it in a couple hours. Still your friend will be in so much trouble because of you. Still don't believe it. Good read, though.
Trying to type this out as it happens.
"Mr. (Joe's last name), how're you this evening?"
>Sorry, this is his roommate Jake (Last name)
Sorry, is Mr. (Joe's last name) available
>No, sorry. He's asleep. I can wake him if needed.
Would you please
>Yeah, he's not really waking up. I don't think he's sleeping well lately
"Has he been acting odd at all? Besides his sleeping patterns?"
>Uh, no he seems to be fine. I think he's just been busy.
Mr. (My last name), I'm Joe's co-worker and it is most important that I know how he is doing. We take those type of things very seriously here at our job
>Yes, I definitely can respect that. But I promise you that he seems perfectly fine to me.
"Alright, thank you. Would you mind if our mutual friend comes and checks on him tonight?"
>Ummm, I think tomorrow morning would be better. I'm about to go out for the night since it is New Years, and he's probably gonna catch up on sleep.
I understand. Alright, well we might send someone over soon just doing a patrol.
>Alright, let me know if you need anything. Should I have Joe call you when he wakes up?
>Have a good night, happy New Years.
You as well
/x/ I'm halfway drunk and horny.
I want our alien overlords to be female only and sexually liberated. An empire of hot alien amazons (standard humanoids) looking for males in order to reproduce.
20 billion hot females descending on earth looking for cock juice and they don't discriminate.
Dude do you realize you'll have to get at least your masters in psychology to do anything with it? Why not major in something more practical? also, gtfo. make sure they don't look at your computer
Joe ran out the front door saying he's running to his car. I watched him from the window. He looked down the street both ways like he was looking for someone.
He then ran to his car, grabbed something and ran back in. It looked like he was holding a small computer. Like, a Macbook Air but it was all black. He said it was his work computer.
He's locked up in his room now.
/x/, I don't know how much more of this I can take. I need to know if I should stay for my best friend since high school, or should I leave and go get drunk knowing this could be the last time I ever see him.
I've determined to stay up to be sure. I wanna see this shit and if I can say hi. I wonder how they will announce it tv? Teh internets? Phone calls? meh
Guys, I will post something timestamped if I get the chance. Joe has the phone, I have no clue where the book is, and now he's locked in his room.
I understand your disbelief and I probably would also, but this is happening and is way too fucking serious for me.
Fuck it, I think I'm leaving the house.
dude if they're going to release it then no one cares if some punk college kids find out a couple hours before.
>Call a meeting in your dorms
>predict aliens come at 2015
>wear tinfoil hat during speech
>your class will think you're a prophet.
He got you into a plot involving the Government, specifically NASA, and Extraterrestrial life, which is not only friendly but plans to reveal itself to the world at 11:59 Pacific Time. Gosh OP, keep up!
TAKE PHOTO FROM WINDOW OF HIS CAR WITH TIMESTAMP
JUST TAKE A PHOTO OF ANYTHING IN THE ROOM WITH TIMESTAMP
PHOTO OF JOES DOOR WITH TIMESTAMP
VOCAROO OF JOES AUDIBLE CRYING
DO IT OR YOU ARE AN FAGGOT
> inb4 aliens actually come and ayy lmao us all
> mfw I'm actually praying this happens
> mfw my crazy conspiracy theorist dad will have been right all along
> mfw I'll owe him $20
Big update guys:
Joe ran out real quick, whispered to me that tell him he's not here.
Joe runs and hides in living room behind couch
Fucking guy in glasses and suit standing there
Mr. (My last name), I'm friends with your roommate, is he home?
>Uh, no you just missed him. He said he was going for a walk. His car is still here
Can I come in?
>Actually I'm just getting ready to go. Would you be angry if I asked you to wait for Joe to get back? Nothing personal
No, I understand, it's fine. I'll be in my car. (Points to a car across the street)
>Alright, Joe shouldn't be more than 15 minutes. He doesn't like the cold that much.
Sounds good. Have a good night
WTF DO I DO, /x/.
That's it. Getting some fucking answers. I'm talking to Joe right now and he's telling me just to make sure he isn't seen, that he's gonna hide behind the couch and I need to sit on it and act like I'm watching TV.
Joe is either crazy or they are bugging our house.
>all 9 of them
neways, i'm drunk, from huehueland and went out to watch shiny stuff bursting in the skies and my hard on for morena baccarin only increased.
so, any new developments OP?
You told the dude you're leaving. If you dont leave, he'll get suspicious. Take a timestamped pic of Joe(cause we still need proof, OP) and leave. Find someway to get Joe out. Dont talk to him, they're probably bugging your place.
I am sitting on the chair acting like I'm on Facebook as I am talking to Joe.
>Joe, if the aliens are peaceful, why the fuck are you scared
I was supposed to keep quiet.
>I get that, but why would you be in any serious trouble if they knew you told me for your sanity sake
I signed a contract and if I spoke to anyone, I would be in breach of it and be looked upon as someone who committed treason
>Joe, he thinks you're out on a fucking walk. What the fuck is he gonna think when he realizes you're still inside?
I'm working on that
>Joe, you're a smart dude, but what are you going to fucking do!? I don't wanna be a part of this. I love you, buddy, but I'm not going to die because of this. It's only 6:15, can we keep them in the dark for another 5 and a half hours??
Jake, I have a plan. You're going to go out there and signal him in, saying I'm asleep in my room and you had no clue I was still here. Then you are going to fucking leave and come back in the morning
>Dude, fuck that. What if he kills you?
You have to take that chance. Fuck that if I have your death on my conscience. You won't get in trouble if you haven't told anyone.
And now /x/, he's reading this thread, realizing I'm fucked too.
We're gonna try to do his plan.
This might be goodbye, /x/
Reminds me of the ghost to ghost coast to coast where the dude called tripping balls about aliens. And then the connection was lost. YouTube it.
Get over yourself dude. If OP is lying, he's lying. But if he's telling the truth, I highly doubt posting a pic for your sake is in his top 5 things to do. He's probably freaking the fuck out about his own life.
Dude,I have followed this thread since the beginning hoping for even a drop of evidence that this might be legit. Since, then you have not provided a picture, a video, literally no kind of proof for your story. Plus, all the supposed dialogue you've posted is so generic. I hope you give us SOMETHING to go on but until then..
2/10 RP bullshit,
We were just now reading your comments. I let the guy into our house. He's talking with Joe now in his bedroom. I'm chilling in the kitchen, ready to go save my friend or run out the door if I hear a gunshot.
This isn't fake, I'm sorry no timestamp. I don't know what to do
I'm the drunk one and even I'm feeling this kinda lame. Anyway I've only realized that I'm reading shitty RP on /x/ while drinking one pretty nice prosecco - not sure if I'm feeling like a lord or like shit...
>Govt spreads false alien story
>Half the world is passed out
>The other half sees fake broadcast
>says aliens are here
>Non-seeing half calls them crazy
>Seeing half retaliates
>World civil war
So much shit makes no sense.
if they come in peace why is your friend so suicidal?
Why did you lie to random guy at your door? You're not supposed to know hes an agent you dumb fuck.
What kind of shit logic made you think you should leave your friend alone under ANY circunstance?
8/10 i mad
This is Jake Taylor.
It is 6:28 P.M. I'm typing this in advance in case something happens that I expect to happen.
/x/, please don't let this be in vain. I know a lot of you think this is fake, but if I die, I wanted you guys to know the truth.
Maybe Joe was psycho or maybe it was true. I have a feeling I'm not going to find out.
I already typed the captcha and I'm ready for the worst.
The only reason I'd post this is if what happened was I heard a gunshot and I ran.
I love you Mom, Dad, Mary,and John.
>I was going to say EST or GMT (as evidenced by my busted ass sentence).
>Couldn't remember why GMT would be important.
>Either way, wouldn't be PST for any fucking reason
TL;DR: OP is RP, we're all noobfaguts
>alien existence revealed
>every board shit posting ayy lmao more than usual
>eventually you notice ayy lmao is starting to become more and more common on all of the mainstream web
>eventually people say ayy lmao when ever they see an alium in real life.
>feminazi and equal rights activists start to dub ayy lmao as a racist offensive term
>aliums don't give a shit
>they watch as a race war starts
>every human dies
>thousands of years later intelligent life puts probe on now dead earth
>they dig around in the remaining rubble
>they find a protest sign saying only two words...
>[spoiler] ayy lmao [/spoiler]
>anonymous Filipino flipbook internet discussion website
OP fucked up near the end, but he gave it a decent shot for a couple hours. Had us going for a bit. 7/10. Was fun to hope for aliums.
Watch now as Aliums are here in 4 hours saying ayyy lmao
OP I bet you are lurking as we speak
>there are no aliens
>Joe isn't real
>You aren't dead
>Gov. wouldn't be stupid enough to not use a silencer if they were going to kill your friend
>They would not just send one guy if it was something that important
>if this was real you would have posted timestamp pics
>and you are a faggot.
human shame comes rumbling out of diverse throats. if a person walked up to you and said they were from the future and had superiority in their eyes, you would not belive. but if they said it with soul crushing sorrow and shame, you would belive, because we all know how horrible we are.
If he was smart he could just take a pic of some dude passed out drunk, a car, take probably any book, use a shitty resolultion, take a Sharpie, notecards, tape, and some highlighers to some text. RP right you fuckass.
6/10 had me excited for a while, the ending was weak. Should have just stopped posting and waited for the shit-storm at midnight.
>mfw aliens show up at midnight
Jake Taylor (OP) reporting in. Not saying where I am, just got access to a computer. I lost my phone along the way when I was running.
Holy fuck. Too scared to say where I am. What if they are monitoring this thread. If you are, fuck you. I'm alive, and the world will know soon. You murdered my best friend. I called an anonymous tip at 911 from a payphone.
Any idea how I can disappear? Fake ID's?
OP claims aliums, and then proceeds to run around all claims of proof (including book he himself found and was last to touch while his friend has been away even).
Says he won't tell anyone--immediately posts to the internet.
Both are highly educated, but act like tweens in some drama.
Claims he'd rather his friend be crazy than aliums actually revealed.
I'm a fucking psychic, and this is even too much bullshit for me. :D
Op....get up, kick in the door and yell "YOU BIG LUCKYS BITCH NOW!" The agent will pause for a second but will reach for the gun, but your preoared! Karate chep his shoulder with one hand while grabbing the other. Tell him to give you id ...stare him down....don't blink. If he is legit ask for job..mmtell him you get shit done....if he is not....welll damn....I don't know...but they respect dudes being bad ass and you could be like captain..
>mfw people are responding to old parts of this thread
The real one. Hiding at a dive bar right now.
I'm not going back to my house. I have my phone with me and someone keeps calling me from Joe's number and isn't leaving a voicemail. Too scared to pick it up
You aren't fooling anyone dumbass
I feel like the OP left about halfway through and someone else started adding a shitty ending. The writing style feels off and changed dramatically around
Plus that picture isn't fooling anyone there. It's obviously another fake OP.
/x/ ruined a good story
>/x/ ruined a good story
its new years eve, anon. The author got drunker and drunker and the story got less and less believable. Same thing that happened to x-files, amirite
yep, i hadn't read the whole story.
if he'd stopped when he said they'll show up at midnight i would have got that, but who actually stays on /x/ as dangerous shit happens to them?
like who actually thinks "i'm running for my life and keeping a deadly secret-- 4chan's gonna love this one"
I would. Admit it, that shit would be awesome. If shown proof, you would have a captive audience cheering you on, and if you died, everyone would know what happened, so a cover-up would be called out as such by a bunch of people no one would take seriously. It's beautiful.
I'm not gonna lie
I enjoyed the story (even though a lot of people trashed it)
I'm gonna be checking at 1:00 A.M and seeing if OP was telling the truth. I hope he was. It'd be one of those moments you tell everyone where you were when you heard, and all of us could say some government agent's roommate leaked it online and we were the first to know
OP You faggot, im tired of all this Bullshit RP. why do i even come here anymore?
post yfw the ayylmaos release Jenny Death and we learn Death Grips is the aliums
This thread cannot be real.
My uncle works for the government and made a joke about this about two days ago.
I swear on anything.
I asked him if he's looking forward to New Year's Eve and all the drinking.
He laughed and said "Yeah, plus the aliens. Should be a great time." I thought he meant Mexicans, and I didn't get the joke. We live in Seattle so I chalked it up to a bad joke.
/x/, what the fuck is going on
The later 'OP' stuff was almost definitely fake, but some of the other could have some merit.
I figured I might as well stick around, less than 2 hours to know if it's true or not.
It'd be pretty ballin' if it is.
What would a picture of a random guy prove?
I'm getting worried if this is true. I might be a little drunk and not ready to protect myself from aliens. Everyone start sobering up. Mostly everyone will be drunk or asleep when they announce it.
I'm visiting home in D.C. and I just found this thread. My dad works for some branch of the government and he's still awake watching the news by himself.
Do I dare ask him about this?
Supposedly, some guy's roommate got a summer job with NASA and learned that contact with aliens is supposed to be revealed tonight at midnight pacific time (1 hour and 30 minutes from now).
Should be interesting.
Aliens. 11:59 pacific. Gonna announce themselves. OP said some believable shit. Then he said some fake-ass shit. Some dude(>>15631350) then said his Uncle talked about it. Ayy lmao.
Alright, I didn't get anything definite, but from what we talked about in this thread, I got a couple things I'm slightly nervous about.
I asked my dad why he was still up. He said he wasn't tired and thought he'd watch the news. I made a joke asking if he's wanting to watch the Pacific timezone ball drop. He looked at me really fast and said "Something like that." then made a laugh that was obviously fake.
I started talking about college life and my job. He seemed to be really interested, but kept checking the time on the news. I then brought up how work is going for him. I rarely ask, but I brought it up in a nice way.
He looked at me and said "Eh, things are definitely changing at work, but I'm positive things will be cleared up by the end of the week."
He asked me about me and my current girlfriend. I told him we were doing really well and I want her to meet him and my mom soon if it continues this way. He was happy and said to bring her around and they won't scare her off. I told him that "Mom works with drug addicts and Dad works with aliens." so it can't be too bad.
He looked serious and said "Yeah, I guess we do." and continued to focus on the news. We sat there for a couple minutes and then I grabbed a beer, said goodnight, and headed to my room.
Not feeling good vibes here, /x/
>mfw i shot the UFO down an hour ago
>mfw you're all about to be disappointed
No. We'll all feel drunk, and later, hungover.
Quick poll: Who else is binging on red vines and beer, so they can ralph on their neighbors property, so it will look like fucked up gore and entrails?
>make a wish
>wish for ayyliens
>mfw I'm actually hoping for this shit
>mfw it will probably end badly
>tfw this is all bullshit and I won't ever have a qt alien waifu to give me footjobs
Nah mayne. I'm playing some professor layton. I am tired of being disappointed.
I really hope these aliens are real
[spoiler]And not just Mexicans invading my country[/spoiler]
Something like this happening would still probably take 10 to 15 minutes to appear on special bulletins.
Aliens would be pretty cash, I'm all for a fair and just one world nation. Let's hope they're not as corrupt as the gov is already.
I like to think something like a classically liberal republic could work. Theoretically. With the right people.
I mean, hell, if aliens show up, the entire world is going to shit its pants. Why not just let it all crumble and build it from the ashes up?
Just wanna point out that CNN's Science section has a lot of talk about NASA's plans for other-planet travel.
Is this on other sites/could it be related?
prepping to immortalize the meme of the century
20 minutes (give 10 extra)
>aliens are in bed with earth govs
>create natural disasters to wipe out most of earth's population
>they turn to the aliums to save them
>we become a vassal to the aliums with a unified government
>/x/ impatiently waits for ayyliens to come after reading OPs bs story
>30 minutes pass and nothing is revealed
>Everyone in the thread goes to sleep
>We all wake up tomorrow and it turns out OP was right
>You get an alien waifu
>Aliens actually not friendly
>They just want your sperm
>Every female human is killed and every male human is now a sex slave to the ayyliens
I have to say that even if this isn't true, someone gave us something to really look forward to this new year's eve when we were all sitting on /x/ by ourselves.
Happy New Year's everyone.
I might be a little drunk right now
15 minutes till shitstorm
please fucking don't fail me now
ive been here since beginning. so ready. i dont even care if real or true. this makes me not lonely tonight. lets do this.
>yfw the aliens aren't evil or working with the illuminati
>yfw they just wanted to save humanity and rid the universe once and for all of the skeleton menace
Our local news just said that there is an announcement about to take place in 15 minutes.
This cannot be fucking true.
I'm praying this isn't true. This doesn't feel right and this cannot end well
am i the only one that puts my finger in my asshole or near my dick and smells it like it's the best thing ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQYPmtK03c0 theme for this thread
AM I GOING TO GET TO FUCK A QT ALIEN FO REAL?!
>yfw in 8 minutes a cleansing flame washes over the earth
Guys, I live in Oregon and my news just said that they have a special message with some guy from the United Nations that is going to be broadcasted on several news channels.
Knock this shit off, /x/.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING.
Local news channel, btw.
I wonder how long it will be until we have space brothels.
Hey, guy who talked to his dad who works for the government here.
I just asked my dad about the alien thing, saying there is a huge thing online thinking that we're going to be told that we've been working with aliens for the past few years. He laughed and said "We aren't going to be announcing that tonight, I don't think. I wouldn't be surprised if that gets announced this year." Pretty fucking sure he's being serious.
>aliens willing to openly trade post-scarcity
The only thing on Earth that you can't just go and find in space?
Life. Life itself, you dense motherfucker. Protein and chlorophyll, amino acids. Abandon all hope, head for the hills, we're fucked.
>yfw all this thread has done is show us the true nature of our existence
OP played us all like a fiddle and got /x/ way hyped up. I still believe the fact that all the government people in the families were being honest about the aliens. 2015 could be the year of aliens.
Love you guys,
Happy New Year.
Lol, what if OP and Joe are actually dead and the whole story being put on here actually stopped them from announcing it tonight? Because that guy's uncle and the other guy's dad were sure it was going to be tonight.
Think about it, we might have stopped them from announcing it. This would've been bad publicity for them to do it. OP talked about killing.
I'm going to bed believing that OP stopped this from happening by sharing it with us.
That would've caused some reaction. This way the only reaction was a bunch of 4channers bummed thinking they got tricked. Instead of an actual government breach of security by making an obvious move.
Think about all of the terrible things that might have happened if aliens had been revealed to the world.
Maybe it's for the best.
>Happy New Year, /x/
All shall be revealed by high noon. Prepare not on the orders of misinformation, rather, focus your intelligence on a legitimate source. It's coming. Trust me. Today is the day! Happy new years.
BUT, if the government was trying not to startle the majority of the population, this would have been the most appropriate place/time to reveal it. Especially considering that most people would be drinking tonight, so the possibilityof mass chaos and panic would have risen drastically if the information was released EST
>mac book air
You totally shit on your story with such faggotry. no wonder you're anonymous, you're stupid and a liar. Never include dated, popular, material in your story, it always makes your story a joke.