I'm really not a regular 4chan user but I've been on /x/ a few times and this is kind of freaking me out and idk where else to go, so... yeah.
Anyway basically there's some kind of weird warp effect going on in my room?? I was just browsing the web earlier and didn't even notice anything strange, i got up to get a snack and when i came back there was just... I don't even really know how to describe it, its like some kind of really subtle distortion thing going on?? I took a picture of it but like, it didn't disappear or anything, it's still there and I'm looking at it right now. This is really weird and honestly I'm really into science and stuff but I'm completely fucking stumped (I'll attach the pic I took, if that helps, though its kind of hard to see). Anyone have any ideas??
no fuckery going on in photo
Hey, sorry, OP here. No, I'm not dead, I was taking a few more photos from different angles so you can get a better idea of what I'm talking about. Here's one.
HOLY SHIT SO I ASKED MY BRO WHO GOES TO PEOPLES HOUSES OF PEOPLE THAT CLAIM THAT THEIR HOUSE IS "POSESSED" SO I SHOWED HIM THIS PICTURE, WHEN HE GAVE IT THE HAIR ON MY NECK STOOD UP. THIS IS SO FUCKING SCARY DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE DEALING WITH HERE?
Not OP but you gotta be a fucking idiot if you think it was on the fucking wall.
Look at the pictures it's like it's standing rather than attached to the wall it's almost like it's standing between the wall and bed
If the distortion wasn't visible from more than one angle, believe me, I wouldn't be here. and I don't know why it looks smudged in places in the photo to be honest?? I mean it obviously doesn't look that way IRL but if parts of the photos look smudged then parts of the photo look smudged, not really my fault and I'm not here to prove anything anyway, just looking for insight/advice.
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALL WANT ME TO TOUCH IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
is it moving?
how are you able to picture it from different sides without touching it?
can you see it with the naked eye?
has anyone else seen it and can verify it?
does it give off a sound?
does it smell like anything?
what do you think it is? <--- try not to answer with idk just say the first thing that comes to mind
OP are you just using yr masterful photoshop skills to trick us and show off your sick bedroom decor.
tfw you will never have a distortion of the fabric of reality in your bedroom
Guys I know this is gonna sound fucking crazy as fuck and most of you will not believe me but I'm gonna tell you something that has been on my mind since the beginning of this post. I know most of you will think that I'm completely full of shit or that I can take my "opinion" and shove it up my ass but just hear me out for once in your life.
OP is a faggot.
K. I'll do my best.
>is it moving?
>how are you able to picture it from different sides without touching it?
By being really careful I guess, staying as close to the walls as possible when walking around it.
>can you see it with the naked eye?
Both yes and no. I guess it's kind of like looking into a glass of water with a straw in it?? Like, if it's a something then it's a perfectly transparent something, but i can see kind of the rough edges where the warp actually occurs.
>has anyone else seen it and can verify it?
No, no-one's up.
>does it give off a sound?
Not sure, actually. There have been a couple of times where i thought it might be making a sound, but nothing obvious enough to warrant a straight-up yes.
>does it smell like anything?
No. Actually, I think my sinuses and shit actually kind of clear up when I get close to it. But I couldn't say for sure, and either way it has no obvious smell.
>what do you think it is?
I asked first
>put an object through it.
Good idea. I'll think about it.
>Guys my computer screen (>>15800917 (You)) just cracked in half. Help please.
Screen isn't physically cracked. See above. Sorry.
>OP are you just using yr masterful photoshop skills to trick us and show off your sick bedroom decor.
No but I'm glad you like my room
I'll try and work up some kind of experimental procedure based around the idea of touching the thing indirectly. Not about to potentially put myself in harm's way just to say I touched it.
every time i fall for it and i sit and wait while OP fucks it up.
I advise you to measure your penis from the base of the top to tip. Then put your penis in the rift and pull it back out. Remeasure your penis then tell us if there is any change in length.
Cause you've got a PhD in random room distortions.
Show us a video, camera distortion is insubstantial
1 hour between posts may be the length of time is takes for him to doctor these photos.
MS paint detective waits in the shadows...
This thread made me hype then I realized nothing ever happens on /x/
There it is. I tied a stick to a chair, and pushed it carefully into the anomaly. Nothing happened. Well, the stick warped, but nothing more. When I pulled the stick back it was intact with no visible marks or deformities. Which implies that this is nothing more than an optical illusion or a concentrated distortion. Swamp gas, maybe. But I'm really honestly not convinced. Gas doesn't just stay in one place like that, does it? Especially not in a vertical way like that. This is messing with my head. Also sorry for being so slow. Trust me, I'm slow at /everything/ (I'll spend like 20 minutes typing a text to make sure its all worded and formatted right and stuff). Not that I expect you people to believe that, but TBH I really don't need you to believe me, I just need to know what the hell to do about this.
OP, if this is real, try to take measurements near or in it, like temperature. Also, if it's a space distortion, then the sound should be distorted too. I see you have some audio recording tools, try this : put a microphone behind it or in it. Walk to the opposite side, say something. Get back the microphone, listen for your voice to be distorted or something like this.. Post your results.
It behaves like a 3d object from those angles...
Good plan, will do.
Not my hand. Maybe the camera.
Yeah, it does. Otherwise I'd have absolutely no qualms about saying swamp gas and calling it a night. But this is just fucking creepy.
Looks like it's shaped like a giant light diffracting thin thumb, smooth with no features.
I want to see the bottom, any vents or translucent material? That's an obvious no but it was worth asking.
Nope. Didn't say 'swamp gas' was a perfect conclusion, but at least I'd be able to sleep.
Jeesh, fine. Here.
from what I can tell it could be a very thin piece of bent clear glassy material.
did you... just stick the camera into it and turned it?
I'm pretty sure they weren't asking for a panaramic but a run along the wall, ya know, with you manualy holding the camera.
OP, I'm surprised as someone claiming to be fascinated by science you don't do the obvious and test for space-time anomalies.
Go get a bunch of timers or watches or clocks or some time keeping device. Place one outside the room, place one inside the room and place one as close to the distortion as possible and see if there's any funky business from proximity and presence. Make sure they're as exact as possible or you're going to have to start calculating for error a whole bunch.
Also I guess get something like a bunch of string, cut it into precisely even lengths and see if when tied to something one string shows less tension or appears to reach quicker/slower or whatever would indicate a spatial abnormality.
Your camera and eyes and everyone here can only tell you so much, in fact they can only guess the only way you're going to figure anything out is with physical tests. If all else fails take your Katana out and slash at it, but don't blame me if you end up in Feudal Japan.
2 1/2 inch distortion lines
presumed to be flat or upper arm width and curved, adolescent human height
blurs seem to be centered on grey colored objects
I think it's a full grown human distortion sitting... on your bed
and you haven't even touched it yet
or you have too much time on your hands
that's all I got
Effect is moving with camera. Definitely fake. OP you should have been moving around in a circle with the camera pointing in the center as if you were walking around the distortion. That would have been a bit more believable
UPDATE: Okay, fine, I'll take some more footage. Here's my agenda.
>More shots hopefully establishing once and for all this isn't a fucking camera lens problem.
>Laser pointer, if I can find one.
>Toss camera through anomaly.
>Scanning shape with rod.
Then I'll do some of the more boring tests and post the results and data and shit.
btw ms paint detective still with you on this
It wasn't moving with the camera because your camera was right next to it, if you put your finger on the distortion in the panning video it moves.
So in a sense i believe it is not a camera error.
But that means it's physical, at any rate a good hoax if it is one.
Good man. Just be careful. If this is some sort of weird rift, which to be honest scientifically speaking isn't actually impossible just very unlikely to occur at our convenience to observe, you might injury your very material self. Try to keep your soft fleshy limbs at a safe distance from the area literally clefting reality.
Alternatively instead of a space-time distortion what we could have here is a rare Dark Matter cluster creating gravitation lensing. In which case there's very little you can do to tests it since dark matter doesn't interact well with anything we use to make sense of physics aside from gravity. Then again were this gravitational lensing the amount of gravity the dark matter would have to be producing to even cause that much visible effect in a small area would be significant enough to feel at that distance.
I was moving in a circle. Or at least, as close to a circle as I could. My bed pretty much takes up all the walking space in my room, leaving a U of floorspace. The anomaly is on one of the arms of the U, preventing me from really getting a clean 360 shot. I'm taking some more footage right now. I don't know if it'll help or not, but like I said, I have bigger issues right now than conquering the skepticism of the /x/ community.
UPDATE: 'Scanning' with wooden rod
Sorry about the mask, I know it's lame, just don't want my face out there. Now I'm gonna try tossing the camera through the thing.
Actually the mask is dope, I've been waiting for an excuse to ask about it and tell you to put it on.
Anyway that distortion is really weird. It's not perfectly symmetrical. Can someone splice and add up the silhouette the rod makes? There seems to be some sort of odd shape to it.
>>mfw those are legs and torso
Yeah that's the impression I'm getting, a bipedal form and imperceptible appearance raises a lot of implications I think OP would rather not want to think about.
I'm talking about that Predator mode, son.
Might not want to sleep tonight, or at least in there anyway. I'd even suggest calling the cops at this point. That shit ain't natural.
Are we back? What happened? And why so conveniently? I was sure they literally shut it down once we confirmed the shape of something humanoid.
OP are you there? What the hell is going on? 3 people confirm strange sounds at 3 AM, OP sees the silhouette of who knows what. Man, if OP comes back saying he's "fine" and there's nothing to worry about you KNOW they got to him.
ms detective is so spooked he used a pencil.
this...BUT blow some smoke through laser pointer, to see if the distortion bends the light on its way through.
If you have a towel or something with a grid or checkered pattern or just anything that isn't unifomly colored, put it behind the distortion and take a picture. It will be much easier to make out the shape of the thing.
The walls of room are usually put in by people that don't give a shit. Walls are rarely 90 degrees or symmetrical. OP, buy a level.
Watch the rod video, we've already got a pretty good image of what's there.
The rod is particularly better than other suggestions because the motion demonstrates it's not just the camera or OP messing with a sheet by flapping it or whatever excuse would stem from gas and textile.
OP takes a solid object and that thing's going nuts visually.
OP you need to find some people who are good at physics and study that fucking thing. The fact that it moves with the camera angle means there's a degree of refraction going on, and if your pix aren't just really good shoops, then this could have useful implications for space travel. Hurry the fuck up OP and conduct some experiments.
Someone already showed an alternate spectrum of the images that confirms there is no shoop. From working with many shoops I can tell you that it is unlikely he is faking.
>be shitposter on /x/
>see something that contradicts what I've only been told
>obviously there is no realistic conclusion to draw other than FAKE
>I'm not a dumbass I swear
You're as bad as the people who say alieans would never visit this planet despite the existence of UFOs and there being 0% accountability as to what they are. In my state, you would have probably failed the standardized tests for school, because you clearly don't understand elimination by default.
It's staying in the center of the camera, it's an effect. If you made a vid of you holding the camera and moving around in different directions we would be able to see if it is in one place or not.
In a rare show of support, I'm just gonna applaud OP for putting ANY effort into it at all. Running a stick along a door to show a "distortion field" and actually showing a distortion field? It doesn't matter how fake it is, that is 8 billion times the effort of "look at this S" or "I saw the number 222 AGAIN" or "miley cyrus kil?"
It's more of a 'crinkle'. Like a cross between crisp packet and nappy.
This is how OP did it - he's wearing one of those LCD embedded hoodies.
Nice try OP.
Op do laser pointer test again and use spray bottle (or any type of spray) to pick up light from laser pointer and see if it's distorted. If so, you could be walking through dimensions every time you leave your room
Aww, that little rush to correct yourself before someone points out you're a fucking idiot. How cute.
The way the stick moves looks weird as shit to me. As if someone is on the other side holding it. Fuck you.
>no cracked screen
Berfore I reach the end, I'm caling it. OP is some type of art fag (come on, he makes music) and is just having fun with this bs and you're all taking the bait.
>adjective an·gry \ˈaŋ-grē\
>: filled with anger : having a strong feeling of being upset or annoyed
>: showing anger
>: seeming to show anger : threatening or menacing
I'm not surprised you're absolutely shitter shattered considering your need to attempt to "win" over nothing. You needn't announce it though, and your dead memes do nothing to mask the rage. It's gonna be okay.
My sides have left this universe.
last year i was in a hotel, and every time i stepped through my hotel room door, it felt like my balance got distorted, every fucking time. i went through that door 100 times and every time i fell the same weird feeling. other people didnt feel anything when passing through that door. idk what it was.
It seems we are dealing with some sort of cryptid in the same veins as a Grimace (short legs, small pointed head, obese).
Alright, I think I worked out what we're dealing with here.
Looks fucking human. But it isn't corporeal because the stick went through it. Ghosts don't interact with electronics well, anyone die recently? Just throwing it out there. Everyone else is saying predator.
() Not Blasted,
Could be an image projected across time and space. Distortion could be the cause of the oscillating image.
Maybe you could see if there is audio attached to it. Gotta find the right frequency though.
I take it a lot of you are just coming in and unaware of 4chan going dead roughly 11 hours ago for a good 6 hours.
Look at the jump in time here >>15801862
That post was OP's last post for a good long time. We won't be getting anywhere if he did something unwise during those 6 hours.
It's either an optical illusion created by you in an attempt to be clever or you are using mirrors, possibly attached to the camera or a program on your computer.
It seems off and not genuine.
It dawns on you, OP is now trapped on the other side hoping against hope /x/ figures out where he is and sends help, or sandwiches or something -- anything. Just acknowledge his new existence over there on the other side.
Well I'm glad, but I still want to call dibs on the mask or Katana if...you know.
Anyway, make a new thread before this one is kill and fill us in on what happened and what your thoughts are.
OP, you really need to start filming and rotate the camera around it, preferably as you blow smoke into it. And what happens if you open and close the door "through" it? If it's standing in the way of the door as it appears in your pics then try that. As always, film everything and keep uploading, I'm enjoying your thread.
You have a nice room btw.
What the fuck OP, since you returned shit's been happening to me as well