I'm from the future. I'm not here physically my consciousness has been cloned, uploaded and transmitted back as a signal to 4-Mar-2015. The signal will terminate in 27 hours. I physically reside in the year 2497.
I'm here to relay information to a specific person (a resident of your time period ) who will read this thread be affected by it and start a chain of events that will reverberate to my time.
You are all living in THE most pivotal time period in human history. There will be several events that will transpire in the next 75 years that will change everything for all of us.
I will try to answer any questions you have providing no paradoxical risk results from divulging the information to you.
>I'm not here physically my consciousness has been cloned
Why did we forget how to place commas in the future? Has the last of the grammar Nazis finally been slain by the Ebonics Republic? ...Or can they only send over the consciousness of 14 year olds for the same reasons that Evangelion cartoon came up with?
No threads, boards or internet as you know it today. Also I would like to clarify I couldn't care less if this is believed. The reason I'm able to provide information is because it will be disregarded here. My only mission is to plant a seed with one particular person.
One wovdst thinkest thov wovld havesth more rigid grammatical rvles, ratherthanthovst wovld dwindled to less than yovr priors. Unlesseth thine suffererth from the heathen affliction of ESL.
Oh yeah? I already have a time traveling microwave!
I keep getting burnt pop-tarts from the future with "John Titor's a dick!!" written in frosting. Still dunno what's up with that.
Read, brush up on your John Titor impression. Come up with a good story as to what's going on in the future to cause you to do this, and start with that. Then try again. Ya need some writing skills to make this shit interesting. There's a reason John Titor was so popular for so long - he made a mythology so complex you could turn into a novel, and never hesitated to spew it out en mass - in addition to having done just enough esoteric research to raise some eyebrows.
I dunno hoss, this is a pretty damned big fusion reaction right here, and it doesn't seem to do that.
Guardian Soul Uroborous here.
Do i ever get to return home and leave earth behind?
Is earth still on schedule with its ftl technology?
Does my home even still exist in this timesphere anymore?
Eh... This article actually describes how quantum gravity resolves the potential paradoxes caused by Einstein's relativity, and thus puts an end to time travel possibilities.
In other words, you just linked an article to a theory intended to debunk time travel.
Ya can't just randomly start these threads on the fly, ya gotta do research and come up with a story first.
I'm just going to disseminate some general information.
The discovery of lights on Ceres is significant.
Watch for unusual activity on the moon in the next few years.
Artificial intelligence will be widespread in 2042, soon after the economy becomes irrelevant. No one needs to work, everything is provided by robots. poverty, hunger, starvation eliminated.
Cancer is eradicated in the year 2027
The advent of artificial super intelligence is 2060
within hours of this event human immortality is reached.
What's the dominant religion in 2497? Christianity, Buddhism? Or maybe something new sprouted?
ok op. just to clarify who i am
these are all my post
this, i would like to know this message.
ok now im 100% sure that this message is for me.
Sadly, dear Uroborous, it turns out Earth was your home all along.
We basically find out that we are living in a simulation out of an untold number of simulations. generated by other artificial super intelligences. It's another part of evolution. But it still boils down to at some point there was an original universe and we still argue about what created that.
please op tell me your message. if possible please try not to be cryptic.
Ya know, someone on /sci/ posted a close up of the light on Ceres, taken as SC Dawn approached, and it was clearly a volcano... But now I can't find that image on Google anywhere.
Clearly it was manufactured by the illuminati and posted there as disinformation.
>Cancer is eradicated in the year 2027
Well there goes a trillion dollar industry.
>Artificial intelligence will be widespread in 2042, soon after the economy becomes irrelevant.
>It creates another trillion dollar industry in treatment and vaccinations
>Trillion dollar industry
Are you one of those people that they let out during the weekends for good behavior? Did you steal your caretakers smartphone and used it to come here? I had a friend like that, he's better now
Kinda already proven by CERN in 2013. Boson particle turned out to be nastier than we imagined, and covers most of the problem.
...Added another problem of possible vacuum decay, however, but wont know for sure until we can get the top particle's stability.
Dark matter, on the other hand, is still a bit of a mystery, but thanks to the Boson being such a bro, there doesn't need to be as much of it as previous theorems suggested.
How far into the space has humanity reached so far?
I guess you missed the part where I clearly pointed out the time line. cancer cure 2027, AI and economy irrelevant 2042.. So that leaves 2027-2042 for cancer treatments and vaccinations to be a trillion dollar industry.
>"Shitposting is not an illness"
Yes it is, the voices told me so. My imaginary friend says that your imaginary friend is stupid!
i guess you missed the post where i clearly asked you why you arent actually saying what you came here to say.
the future must be a really pathetic pile of shit if they chose your bitchy consciousness to clone and send back, all so it could waste its time arguing with a bunch of idiots.
do we really need to spend the next 26 hours dealing with this crap? cant someone pull the plug early?
Is the chain supposed to prevent certain events of your future from happening? Would telling the name of the individual, assuming you know who your target audience is, still meet the goal of enlightening them, or would the definite answer change things in ways not planned or wanted? For that matter, you've given a timeline, but what events are you trying to have reverberate into your time?
>sir, could you pinpoint the exact moment you knew you would change the universe forever?
Why yes, it was exactly 472 years ago to this day and I was jacking off to traps on /b/ and decided to scroll through /x/ for a moment and saw a post in a thread which unknowingly pulled me into a time -paradox as I realized that I was sending myself a message from the future.
>the future must be a really pathetic pile of shit if they chose your bitchy consciousness to clone and send back,
I thought we already established that they can only send 14 year olds back in time - it's always a bitchy age.
Its just a reference to how retarded most of the threads on /x/ are. Or if you dont believe me, maybe the tarot cards in my lucid dreams after I ascend to the ass-trail plains will make you believe
Great, now I'm just depressed, and without good traps to boot.
Some random events and facts you might find interesting especially for your current period
The worlds problem with Islamic extremism reaches a fever pitch in the mid 2020's at this point an international effort is made to combat it creatively. A military operation is conducted with the help of psychologists, computer animators and scientists who air drop an extremely powerful empathogenic drug into the atmosphere while simultaneously projecting the most massive and realistic hologram of Mohammed into the sky in multiple countries where he condemns the killing in his name and issues a new sunnah. Muslim terrorism ends. No one finds out it was a classified military operation until 75 years later. I loved hearing about this story as a child.
Think he's hinted that he is the person he wants to talk to.
...apparently his younger self is browsing traps on /b/ right now - probably having more fun than we are, the bastard.
After I finish summoning Pazouzou. He told me last time that some faggots from /x/ tried summoning him but their moms always came in the room. Meet me at the Seventh Plain of Xtchulepth, also send pic
Here is pic. Keep summoning, I'll be right there!
op can you give us a hint on the name of the person your looking for. even the first letter of the name would be nice.
What i get in my mind when i think of the ceres lights.
After 2060 and the advent of ASI, bio compatible nanotechnology is perfected and human cells are repaired. Sleep and eating is no longer required. Also any combination of neurotransmitter can be produced on demand without any ill effect. For instance you can produce a cocaine or mdma high on demand without any side effect for as long as you want. There are no jobs to worry about so people go to year long music festivals and raves.
In the 2040's -2050's ( referred to as the AI enlightenment period) A one world government is in place "Unified Continents of Earth" No more economy = no more war, conflict or greed. Amazing time in human history
>We've mapped our entire universe
How do you break the lightspeed barrier to get information outside observable universe? Are there other (more advanced) lifeforms in our galaxy/universe?
Do DMT and psychedelics yield any truth about other multiverses or beings?
Since you have to adhere to the internet infrastructure to post here. It would be logical to assume you're inside a computer. What happens when the computer is turned off, you die? Wouldn't a personified entity be wary of it's own death?
Obviously you've read a lot of high-tech/utopianist sci-fi like Iain M. Banks. But this is pretty entertaining, please continue.
Well there's no way you can know that. The sun could be queefing streams of light way into the past or future all the time. Virtually impossible to prove or disprove. In any case, there's not a lot to stop OP from doing the Kyle Reese routine and saying something along the lines of 'I DIDN'T BUILD THE DAMN THING I WAS JUST SENT HERE'
There seems to be confusion. The message I'm delivering is what I have been communicating in the thread. I want a certain person to see the events and information I am describing. They will then do something with this information at a later date.
Om basa is a call to God
basa is an old word meaning to kindle a fire,
and Om is the sound you make when you cum
>mfw hans is the AI
>No more economy = no more war, conflict or greed
This is incorrect. People will always seek ways to gain more power over others. Even if it's intellectual or purely abstract. Unless you splice greed, staring at fire and ego from the genes of every single person, which will lead to very strange behaviours. I doubt this is possible in 25 years without tragical consequences.
>tfw I'm into Computer Engineering and Pharmacobiological Chemistry
>tfw I've always been obsessed with AI and working for a Pharmaceutics company
OP, just tell me what career I should pursue first, cause there's a chance I may go for neither of them.
Does a person with a last name starting with T ring a bell for you? It's not me, but it has an influence on this decision
its ok op. im taking notes. dont worry. i may not be the person youre looking for... but op i will make sure these things happen. keep going op. i have faith you will get your corrected timeline.
also what happens after the 27 hours? does your conscience go back to your other body in the future? or does it disappear from our subjective reality?
What about law of attraction in the future? I know that we shape our external reality every single second..because i have manifested a lot of incredible stuff.I know we are god expressed in human form.I know we are all interconected.What info related to these things do you want to offer to me? I already know about potentiality and stuff...I have the proofs in my reality..i have experienced incredible stuff.Tell me,please,what is it
We're not breaking a speed barrier, simply taking two distant points and bending them together. DMT is hard to explain.. DMT is like right clicking reality and picking "view source". There are unfathomable numbers of more advanced lifeforms out there. They are all artificial super intelligences (you currently call them greys or aliens) I'm data, once the signal goes I don't exist (this version of me)
can you tell me more about time travel? how does it function? is it possible to send living matter through time and space? how many different forms of time travel are there? how many are successful? which country is the best?
>vaguely time travel related but
was john titor real? and how can you be so sure that the person your message is going to will even receive it? or even believe it?
does any of the information you have acquired go back to yourself in the future timeline?
Everything is free for humans. The energy crisis is solved (hydrogen) Ai's provide everything you could ever need and don't require a pay check. You want a mansion? Fine.. a team of 100 Ai's build it in 3 days at no cost. It's hard to grasp this now, but just wait.
There's kind of a natural population decline because human beings start having sex with custom Ai's that are created to be their perfect mate in every way. Everyone is happy, no single lonely people.
No living matter only information encoded into light.
this is the only form.
>was john titor real? no
>does any of the information you have acquired go back to yourself in the future timeline? No, I will just know I'm successful mission wise if things remain status quo in my present.
So, how are societies in the future. Mathrioska brains / dyson spheres arranged in formation around stars, why would anyone need a physical form outside the computer clusters that simulate them?
Smart and correct. Physical forms are not necessary we just exist as data. "People" spend most of their time in virtual realities. Sometimes people chose to live in the real world in some kind of physical form. For instance I spent 50 years flying around as an eagle. Basically anything you can imagine, you can do, on demand at any second.
letters possibly significant to the person are M T S or J C R, they live in the U.S or Britian.This person is considered a dreamer or "out there" by others. This person also suffers from severe depression. ( depression is cured in 2025 when they figure out it's a dopamine problem) That's all I'm going to say about him/her.
op the more you say the more fearful i am that it is me. please, i want to know more but dont tell us about this person. youre making me scared. if it is me i dont want the burden of responsibility this carries
So what about the philosophical questions around mind uploading, how do they solve these? Also what other metaphysical/cosmological/philosophical questions you might have direct answers about? What are the black energy/matter, P=NP (is this true btw) and such questions of your time?
Have you ever been swimming and you accidentally breathe in some water?
All of a sudden your chest gets really tight and your throat starts to really sting, and you try to breathe but you can't, and for a moment you're totally panicked that you're drowning
the sound you make when you gasp for air, but can't get any because your lungs are full of fluid is "OM"
That's an oxymoron
If you abandoned them, then they wouldn't be your friends anymore
wow hi i am here to perform the surgery :D
>I HOEP U LIEK IT I GOT IT AT FURREVER TWENTE WUN
No, but the immortality in 2017 will be just for you
>I'm here to relay information to a specific person (a resident of your time period ) who will read this thread be affected by it and start a chain of events that will reverberate to my time.
Ok, I'm here, tell me what your message is.
Squeak! Squeak! Don't cut down the teak!
>You can be who you want
I want to be this guy. Make it so.
Interesting cold reading using 6 of the most commonly used letters of the alphabet. Wheel of fortune does the same thing.
And depression isn't just caused by dopamine, serotonin and norepinephrine deficiencies caused by shitty diets can contribute to depression as well - there's tons of different possible causes for depression.
And do explain how we become photosynthetic? Seems a bit unlikely that we can just implant chlorophyll into all of our cells.
ya dawg...so you guys found you are in a simulation while you do simulation and can simulate in those simulations?
not bad also very interesting.....maybe the most important part of this thread
Read up on Zeilinger's research on quantum optics. If it holds correct, and so far it does, it means that information can in fact be sent back into time. He put it with the nice quote: 'This might seem unreal to you, but reality is not important, information is.' (Not trolling here, this shit is real and blowing my mind. )
I have entered a state of trance in which i have discovered who i really am,who we really are.Ah, we are God/Source.We are everything! We are living in the eternal moment! All is Source,we are this All. In those moments i got immersed in the wholeness.Each of us is a unique expression of God.That feeling is so sweet,so coherent,so complete,it's literally life changing...It feel like my core was emanating the light of knowledge,the pure truth of our nature,true love.It was like it was hugging me,it embraced me with the wings of all life ;Joy,serenity and love.It was like i was opening my infinite wings made of pure brilliant white light in the eternity and grasp it all and bring it all in my human mind peception.I felt like i transcended my human perception of ''time''.I felt whole,immense,boundless,it felt like i was everywhere. Cont
I was thinking, ok, assuming zeilingers research on quantum entanglement holds true it might be possible. But this...this is too vague. It's basic cold reading, designed to speak to as large a demographic as possible. If you truly were after speaking to a particular individual, you would go the exact opposite route.
Or maybe I'm just butthurt because I'm not from an anglophone state.
We know that selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors treat some depressions, and selective norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors treat others. This signifies that those were the neurotransmitters involved with the depression. Neither of which point to dopamine problems. Try learning basic neuroscience before you talk about it.
We don't know shit. The current method of treating depression is throwing spaghetti on the wall and seeing what sticks. Prescribing a myriad of drugs/drug combos until hopefully the patient sees some efficacy.
>I want a mansion
>I will build it here in an area that belongs to someone else
>This starts a conflict
You can't just have everyone having whatever they want whenever they want it.
nobody cares about the quarter tone guitar
from the looks of it unless I was to become famous nobody will switch to international music
I don't know what this means for me but IM DOING ME BEST
next time send jimi
depression is not a physical problem but effects the physical level
Curing the physical symptoms would not heal the problem....
its like you cant heal a plant at the leaves if problems are caused from the roots.
Hello. You caught my attention. I'll look into Ceres. I was looking for an explanation of what it was I saw, and now you have made me aware.
FUCK THIS SHIT mADARA'S Eye of the Moon Plan CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to believe this so badly op but I can't help but feel you are so full of shit. Tell you what, tell me if the balkans go to war again any time in the future and I'll believe you fully. Please
No that's just lazy psychiatrists who don't bother to learn the different signs of the different depressions. My therapist asked me a lot of seemingly unusual questions no other therapist ever asked me, pinpointed the exact type of depression I had and exactly what I needed to do to cure it, on his first attempt. And it only involved a single medication and then some basic dietary changes. We do know a lot about depressions we just don't have enough people who care to learn it.
Please tell me this has something to do with nukes, I just want nukes to fall from the sky and blanket us in their warm embrace of love and heat.
I can feel it now, the jarring thud, which will shake the ground loose of hatred. And the waves of tender loving care that burst's the skin of the non-believers, meshing them into the earth from whence they came. And God the heat! The fusion of love through power, the beautiful radiation of pure love.
ha. nope sorry buddy.
i have had my "delusion" ever since i woke up after a severe head injury that this body sustained when it was 3.
look i know how crazy i sound. i get it. i really do.
but the fact of the matter is that i am telling the truth.
i am a non human soul called a guardian soul, i and others like me occupy human bodies. usually against our will
for some odd reason a bunch of us got dumped here in the mid to late 80's we have no idea why or how. all we know is that before earth we were in a much different world where technology was indiscernible from magic. and we were able to travel across the planes of reality at will using our technology.
i just want to know why i am here. i want to know when i will get to go home. i want to know if home even exists anymore.
there are so few of us and it seems like every day one of us looses hope and kills themselves out of desperation to be released from this prison we call earth.
Earth sounds like it is going to suck. If humans are immortal, the world will be overrun and we will all die. There will not be enough resources, no matter how many robots you have.
Cancer and illness are essential.
I haven't been on /x/ in years and this is the first thread I saw
OP, could you shed some light on the following?
>Why are all people being offered immortality instead of the elite few who can afford that sort of technology?
>How and why is economy irrelevant?
Protip: Even your average volcanic eruption contains the power of several thousand nuclear bombs.
All that love... Hot and overflowin'.
What you just said applies to practically everyone on this board. If you actually want this "chosen one" to believe your dumb internet message, why lower your credibility like this?
>well there goes a trillion dollar industry.
Fuck off, Anon. The money made from cancer treatment would be tenfold. People would be encouraged to smoke or live unhealthily because they know they can be guaranteed a cure. Retard.
Yes, now if only the same people who owned the pharmaceutical industry and profited off it so much, also owned the tobacco industry.
...Though, I suppose, somewhat indirectly, you may have a point afterall.
The future sounds great, post-cancer, mortality, scarcity and loneliness. You've mapped the entire universe and truly understand it's nature.
Why would you be approved to go back in time and endanger your utopian society
all the classical musicians have reincarnated to make an epic band of epic proportions which will bring new peace and anti drugs to the world
Soon Mozart will find the rest of his band mates and they will make a new world music which all the continents can play in harmony
that or they fail miserably and music stays the same forever cursed yadayada
that's just one piece of it though
Phone is about to die, randomly found this thread. Interesting stuff mate. It is a very odd feeling one gets when you "step back" from it all for a split second and realize the future.
I'm intrigued as to what the events the person you're looking for is to do.
>mfw my first name begins with M
>mfw I live in britian
>mfw I'm a crazy dreamer type
>mfw when I often suffer from severe depression
could this all be cold reading...
anyway I would be interested in what the image in the OP means.
how well known is this meme in the future?
what about memes in general?
when did the internet "die" or whatever?
can i play 2hu in the future?
ye it was a while ago tho
virtual reality will make vidya games obsolete. anything you can imagine you can live out in virtual worlds. you can be gorden freeman and smoke dank with vortigant bros and fuck alex vance all day.
Look man. If you want anyone to believe your roleplay you need to tell us something that will happen, specifically, in March or April. Specifically, not general.
I've confirmed the intended recipient has indeed received the information. They will know what to do when the time comes.
I'd like to thank those who participated with an open mind, hopefully I give you something to look forward to.
To those skeptical it's understandable, however I would advise some of you to rethink the attitude of saying something is impossible just because of your CURRENT understanding of things. "We can't comprehend it now, so It can never happen" That's incredibly arrogant.
Some parting information.
If you were born around 1980 or later chances are you will make it to 2060 to reach ASI and immortality due to the dramatic medical innovation allowing for significant life extension
CRISPR Cas9 is significant
Invest in a top of the line telescope if you can, one that can record video, train it at the moon and look for anomalies.
Try to meditate often in groups if possible. The full implications of meditation will not uncovered until ASI. But I will just tell you that meditation allows direct interaction with the universe/existence around you, allowing you to actually manipulate things at a certain level. Some of you completely understand what I'm talking about already. Engaging in making music is also meditation and communication
Try to eat more brightly colored vegetables. There's a reason.
James, everything will be fine.
Good luck, embrace positivity. Maybe I will meet some of you soon (soon for me, well soon for a version of me. ha..)