I want to be scared shitless m8s. Are you guys up to it?
Havent tried it myself but if you are willing to play, good luck
Theoretically, you and your romantic partner, who is most likely of the female gender, are accompanying each other, when the cellular telephone, of which you are the legal owner, abruptly emits an audible tone, which is highly likely to be your default sound that will play when someone from another location, usually within your country of residence, depending on your telephone carrier or provider, inputs a finite pattern composed of numerical units into their legally owned cellular telephone, which in turn will send a wave that goes through a complex process that includes radios and telephone towers. You walk over to the area that the cellular telephone is physically placed, and you translate the telephone receiver from it’s resting area, where it is mechanically constructed to fit into, all the way in the direction towards your ear drums, and then place the northern part of the device to your ear, and then place the southern part near your mouth, most likely onto your cheek. A voice that resembles that of an adult male proclaims “What activity are you currently in the process of completing, that involves having my female offspring attend!?”. You immediately notify your female romantic companion, and she educates you on the objective fact that the paternal guardian that she normally refers to as “Father” has stopped living some time in the past, and is also currently deceased. If the details of this story are in fact, the truth, than it is now your duty to answer the question of ‘Who was calling you and your romantic companion on your cellular telephone?’.
Is there a story behind this one? seems like the OP of the pic had a story behind him.
Also, that anon leaves everything in a cliffhanger: what happens if everything works out, how the game works(it says you have to figure out who is your queen and who's your fool but it never says how to go about it) and also what the fuck is there with you, everything is kinda vague.
Still waiting for a madman to try it.
Why would an ancient pagan ritual use things like Paper that they didn't have? It says multiple people can play at once but step three is something that can only be done by one person as it is time sensitive. There's lots wrong with that stupid pasta
Holy shit that was hilarious
>call rape hotline
>friend puts on teenager voice
>tells him that his dad raped him after hitting him with a beer bottle
>put on gravely voice
>we begin the master plan
"Yeah dad, DAD WAIT"
"COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT"
>play loud ass gunshots
>lady goes "oh my god!" And hangs up
>our faces when
Yeah I did that once. Demons, shrinking to the size of an atom, my body stretched as a beam of energy through a tube, went to hell, went to the edge of the universe and saw the void, trapped between dimensions, I took my own brain apart like you would a computer, and the absolute worst part was for about 45 mins I LITERALLY thought my brain had fragmented and I had gone insane. Most terrifying experience of my life.
On the plus side, since then I am no longer afriad of death or dying. Just "meh" towards the whole affair.
The ones with so many seemingly unnecessary details smell of bullshit the most.
>it didn't work, because you fucked up some pointless bullshit point
When I was in middle school I had horrible allergies so I took high dose benadryl. My brother later in life told me he was dry on weed and thought it would be similar, but he just sat in his bed for hours thinking his brain was a machine working in three parts
These pastas remind me of really old call of duty how to get the raygun everytime videos
I Don't Know Who You Are, But I Thank You With My Heart
>name starts with J
>20 years old
Nigga I am Jonathan Joestar!
>Cousin is in hospital
>Needs medication he's allergic to
>Dose him with meds followed by a massive Benadryl chaser.
>Have to strap him down and eventually sedate him after the hallucinations start
Told me it was the scariest shit he has ever been through and he never wants to take Benadryl again.
Back in the day in my early twenties If it snowed we would all go to Mount Tor in derbyshire in my pals car to sledge down one side of it, we did it one night because it was a great nighttime sky and we thought it was a good idea.
We parked by the side of the road climbed up the mountain and went down it...was fun, after a while we got cold so we walked back to the car got in (pitch black outside) and my mate tried the engine which was a bugger to start and after five or so mins it revved up and he turned on the headlights.
The beams hit a sea of people not 20 foot infront of us all dressed in Red capes and hoods.....I know I screamed and someone shouted drive away drive away!! we reversed and the people in red capes started walking towards us all with their arms stretched out infront of them....I reckon there was about 30-40 of em.
We escaped and to this day i have not been back.
Why don't you try to lucid dream?. Halfway to the process and most of the first times I tried to lucid dream voluntarily I backed out because a lot of funky stuff happens before entering the dream.
That's an incredibly unpleasant experience. I made up an entire neighborhood of fucking people, like everything about them. One of them was really in depth, it was a Japanese man who was sent to an internment camp in california, which was something I hadnt looked into before that.
Thanks for shitting up the thread, psychic faggots
You'd be surprised by how false that stereotype is in my experience. It's not like I've met a shit ton of anons, but I've met some. Almost all, including myself and the few friends of mine who browse some, are actually pretty average seeming people. Sure, some boards are pretty bad, but 4chan is full of normalfags these days
If you like Occult EDM. 666
I did it once to help writing music and I was working on this bass lick and I looped it on my loop pedal after playing the same thing for maybe 2 hours ad just paced around for the next 6 or 7 hours with the worst kind of emotions . It was horrible.
>go dogging with mates up mount tor
>code is:wear red if you want to watch your wife boned by jamal
>we all wear red and noone brings their wife!
>also spook some kid and his bf so that was funny at least
Certain drugs are very fascinating. Research, try some just don't be a retard about it or start to believe the things you see are real. Some may well be true but in the plane of reality we exist on for most of the time they are incompatible and you don't want to be a tedious junky.
>mfw i'm studying archeology/epigraphy in the musée du Louvre school in Paris
ever wanted to get off of a ride before it was over?
not with sid
Once it starts you cant make yourself comedown, you have to ride it out.
In a bad frame of mind when you drop, prepare to have all those thoughts plaguing you.
Sid isn't something to suggest to someone, it never leaves your body either.
Pretty cool except for the stretched out arms part. Reminds me of scooby-doo, and isnt at all realistic. Just make them run towards you, if you want them to be people, cultists or something. Or make them do something original, if you don't want them to be people.
This was for a tabletop rpg my buddy did commission work for called Shadowside. It turned into a Magic-esque battle card game, if I recall correctly. User was FableForge on reddit who originally posted it if I remember correctly.
one night a bride go to visit her bubband.
"yes my dear."
"will we be married forever"
"until death do us apart"
the irony didn't catch the girl at the time but sooon it would. very soon. that night they got married. the wedding had everyone in the town there, even the girls parents and the husband parents. the party when on until the wee hours of the night when everyone decided it was time to home.
"it was a good wedding" say the husband parents
the bridge and husband go to their ceremony to hawaii. but when they get there the husband changed. he started getting violence. "NO DONT HIT ME" say the girl so she pushed the husband out a window and he died. his hook hand that he got in the war fell off and stabbed him in the back. later the girl goes home after finishing enjoy her honey moon. she goes to tell the husbands parents the bad news
"im afraid i killed your husband" says the bridge
the parents looked concerned for their husbands death.
"i hope you can forgive me" say the bridge.
"no its not that my dear…" and the parents had a strange look in their eye.
"you see, tim (the husbands name) died when he was 3. you were at the wedding all by yourself!"
the girl was so shocked she told the parents to pull the car over. but then they heard a scratching sound. all the police found was a scratched car, a small stain of blood, and a hook hand car in the car door hook.
Nail guy here.
You have to deliver if you guess this shit wrong.
i want my name, location, and gender.
ok, it may seem strange to you, but your uncle is gonna catch a flu. it will just be a flu...for a couple of days, but it is gonna get worse, much worse.
As another anon said, there are countless futures out there to happen, if you manage in someway to help him, you could save him
you didnt tell me anything that i could use to reach you, describe an object in your room, and tell me the first letter of your name.
the more you describe the object, the easier it will be
>Why don't you try to lucid dream?. Halfway to the process and most of the first times I tried to lucid dream voluntarily I backed out because a lot of funky stuff happens before entering the dream.
I lucid dreamed a bit today, it got weird. Punched a guy in the dream, his arms got broke off. Kept seeing poltergeists superimposed on people. Didn't expect lucidity, so I couldn't sustain the dream world and it just turned into a sea of indistinct colour and accusative eyes.
it may sound like a lame excuse, but it doesnt really work like that, the more things you want me to know, the more things you got to tell me that have a relation with you.
any kind of information will do, really, as long as it has something to do with you
Fine, I have about 7,000 dollars left on a car lease or silver sedan. my favorite food is burger, and I have broken and dislocated bones several times. I am wearing a white button up, and ankle high white socks