Can we get a Goetic demon thread going? Just basics like what each demon specializes in, how dangerous specific ones are, experiences if you have any with summoning them. I've looked around the internet and I've gotten mixed results. Some have had good experiences and some have not.
Evocation is a bit to hard for your average /x/ user.
Invochation however is much easier.
Yeah, Ose sounds great. Some of the ones that I really like the descriptions of are Malphas, Uvall, and Dantalion. They have some nice powers!
I'm also the kind of guy who thinks Phenix and Amducias would be really good company.
And Andras... I've always admired him... And it paid off! Once he kicked some stupid girl thing off of me when I was sleep paralyzed, then we talked about Tarot briefly. Later that night he and with some other demons showed me a very beautiful scene, and I saw two more of them and Lucifer, though I don't know which other two.
I found one of the best ways to enter the field is through Astaroth. She's extremely helpful.
Sitri is a real powerful demon. I'm a christian, and I had no idea what a goetic demon was or anything. But I was attacked by Sitri once in my sleep. He came to me in a dream and told me in a HORRIBLE evil voice, "My name is Sitri, and I am against you." Needless to say, not even a month later, I'm in a car accident. T-bone, I was in the passenger seat and the car hit my side and pretty much crushed me.
I walked away though, Sitri is a chump. No more attacks since then. He's a real demon too, he has a sigil and everything. Apparently he's a Love demon but whatever, he's a killer too. An unsuccessful one though. Or I'm just to tough.
Realistically... God had my back.
This is the seal of the demon that attacked me. He apparently is dangerous but... I don't think so. He's nothing.
One of the demons I wanted to conjure sometime when I actually have skill was Sitri, I'm finding out he's pretty damn dangerous and that's not a wise idea. I was thinking for my first attempt I would try Orobas since he's said to be mostly friendly.
Well he's probably against anyone who is against him and what he stands for. Reevaluate what parts of your personality, habits, beliefs, etc. violate his ideals, and you will be able to correct them. Or you can offer your humility in exchange for his wisdom.
I find it very hard to find anything on how to summon, and specifics that would come in handy when summoning such as if they want sacrifices, and what they are. I can't really afford any books and I don't have a library near me that would carry books on anything like this.
Yes Sir or Ma'am.
Well, it all started when I did my first summoning. I was always very bad at seeing spirits and such, but I am good at hearing and feeling them when they are around.
My first summon was Gremory. She has treated me very well and given me wisdom. The first lesson she is she pointed out how I looked at women as objects and like they owed me something. Ever since then, I've made an effort to stop looking at people in general that way. Most communication is telepathic, however I do actually hear them when I summon them on some occasions. I've also grown an appreciation for so much more things around me. It feels like they point things out to me that I didn't see before.
They give a lot in the way of wisdom, and I find it is the most helpful anyone could ever be.
I have also seen messages via scrying through a black mirror and crystal ball. I much prefer the ball. Would you like to know anything else?
I have found that using this link always provides good results for me and anyone else who tries it. It also goes well with the meditations.
Also, please read attached image.
Decarabia, the infernal star shaped ornithologist/geologist.
>His Office is to discover the Virtues of Birds and Precious Stones, and to make the Similitude of all kinds of Birds to fly before the Exorcist, singing and drinking as natural Birds do.
pretty cushy job for a demon
Decarab is my bro. He prompts me to check out my stone collections sometimes and when I pick up the right one, my hand and chakras and stuff start to tingle, or I'll get a rush of the desired energy all through me.
The Baalzebub posting has begun. Why can't we meme this so hard it manifests events in the physical?
Fun story, I saw that bro in a cloud once.
I guess so. I never really got the birds, but I could always try. I wonder which stones attract birds the most. I get all excited just thinking about it.
Oh, and did you see Amducias? He causes invisible instruments to be heard, and makes trees bend!
Another question of mine is what shouldn't you ask them to do? I know each one has something they 'specialize' in. This isn't my intention personally but what if I called upon a demon to bring me the love of someone specific? I don't think any demon would mind being summoned for help with education or general questions for the greater good.
Haha awesome. This just made me remember-
I'm a writer, and sometimes I will use the names of demons for things in (what I believe to be at least) a non-insulting way. I recently used Furfur for the leader of a demonic Bourbon Street style jazz band. I know I'm not the only one to do this kind of stuff, so I'd like to know, are they offended when this happens? Should I stop, or is it okay?
Well you can ask them for assistance in love and such. (if that's what they deal in). The demons most certainly are interested in helping you. Gremory does indeed deal in love. Generally just ask what is within reason of course. Don't ask them something like "what am I going to eat tomorrow" and most certainly don't be disrespectful. If you are sincerely interested in learning, they will help you. You generally should offer them something in return for their help. Could be something like playing a song, making a sigil, or something you agree upon. I had the idea of dedicating a wine I would make to one of them. However, I've found that my wines are not good enough quality for such a thing.
If you want help summoning or more information you can email me at
Beware the thrice faced satyr.
Found him going through some artwork in Harvard University's collections. Dunno if I should be posting this image online.
Did you know one of them is named Amy?
And didn't I mention Phoenix is one too?
As long as it is not an insulting, degrading, or misleading portrayal, I wouldn't mind. If for example there is a sensational new horror film about Andras killing people who learned summoning rituals online, I might be only slightly mad. But if it was about Andras possessing people and making them kill their loved ones, I would be upset.
saved, will spread
Praise the Lion Sun.
Toppest of keks aside, Buer is the Goetiabro who I credit to practically all the good things in life being set into motion. Without him, I would probably turned out a depressed and broken red piller, and would have shit on /x/ even more, or worse I'd be a /b/tard.
>If for example there is a sensational new horror film about Andras killing people who learned summoning rituals online, I might be only slightly mad.
You know what.
I would actually laugh.
He's the main reason I held off on even thinking about Ars Goetia until I was mature enough to take it seriously.
oh there is some pretty chill ones but you got to treat them with the respect they deserve. I have admired/invoked one and it paid off too, i got what i asked for though it did come with a twist. i believe not all of them are dicks hell bent on fucking you up, it's just hard figuring out which ones aren't.
Legends tell of an ancient demon on 'wheels' named speed. When summoned he is gonna be chasen' after someone as if he is never coming back. When he is gaining you better look alive, he rides on the fastest vehicle in any biblical legends, a great white chariot known as the 'Mock 5'. This chariot is said to move so fast that it seems to fly along any track. So you bet your life he will see his job through.
I've been lurking /x/ for a while waiting for one of these threads, I'd like to summon a demon and ask he/she/it to give me some money, and a few other things; maybe kill someone, as well (not sure what I should give up in exchange), but after reading some of the stories in the thread, I wonder if I may already be possessed in someway.
because of some inconvienit psychological issues, I've tried to commit suicide a number of times, but I either failed or simply punked out.
and I've been in precarious situations, where I escaped unscathed, so I've generally chalked it up to what >16026004 said
God had my back (I'm a Christian). However, I'm starting to wonder if what seemed like random occurrences were acts against me.
I as an adolescent I was very preoccupied with fictionalized demonic activity (Dark Marik in YGO, transmutation circles and such from FMA) so I'm wondering if I might have done something and created some trouble of which I wasn't aware.
I've evoked before and had visits from various goetic entities, so I'll list my experiences
Don't fuck with this guy unless you know what you want/what you're doing
Raum: Kind of a dick. I don't have much to say about this one.
Berith: Super fucking asshole. Really bitchy about politeness even though he's a flaming fucking cunt
Uvall: Was harassing me when I spoke with him, but significantly sweeter about it than the previously mentioned
Sitri: Motherfucker is a badass. I invoked him for help once, and he delivered. Over and over and over.
Amdusias: Awesome dude, really chill. I evoked him, and he wanted flowers. He delivered pretty quick, too.
Baal: Don't waste this guy's time. He's got a stern headmaster type feel to him.
Valefor: King of fucking cuntery. No seriously, fuck this guy. He's a sneaky, demanding prick. He's tied with Berith for my Least Fucking Favorite entity ever.
Who is the best demon to ask for help for dealing with day to day dickishness?
I get a crazy amount of random insults and churlish behavior towards me from strangers. Or I'm being an over sensitive faggot but damn. Not everyone is rude of course, but the type of people who like to travel in packs/lowest common denominator types really go out of their way to try and offend me. It's pretty annoying.
Is there any demon who helps bounce back unprovoked mean behavior?
If I were to write and record a song about each of these demons without any evocation rituals or intent to summon, would any of them contact me? I find this stuff super interesting and inspiring but at the same time don't want to get caught up in something I can't handle.
They contact people who interest them.
In my experience, they'll probably leave you alone if you don't have an ability for magick/energy work etc.
But mentioning them, talking about them, thinking about them etc. sort of calls them to you
I meditate quite often, but have no experience summoning and am extremely new to the occult. A bandmate of mine mentioned Allister Crowley to me and we used some samples of his poems in our songs. This was about a year ago and sort of set off my interest in occultistm/demonology.
In the case that they probably will contact me, I don't want to lose my shit... can you recommend any ways to prepare for a project like this?
Also, is it possible to ask them to teach me a language? if so, will the knowledge of such language just pop up in my head, or will they give me the means to have a more efficient way to a study a language?
I have a strong feeling that there are demons interested in me. How would I go about properly contscting one, and what are the dangers associated with doing so?
I have some personal stories I will share in a sec
This is my first post in this thread just to clarify.
what if you just seek knowledge. More than just raw information though, the ability to understand it.
Also what if you suspect that you were/are being harassed by a demonic entity. Would any of then rat out the one responsible, point you in the right direction, or even take care of them.
Look up the article Pop Magic by Grant Morrison. Haven't read it in a while, but I think he goes into some more modern ways of summoning deities. Not specifically goetia, but I think it could work.
Once I contacted Adramelech. Opened my mind and called out to any demons to speak with me through automatic writing.. I wasn't exactly sure what I was getting in to, and in short, it scared me away from doing what it wanted which was to burn a bible in this forest at midnight.
Whispering and scratching at my bedroom window, shit like that when it got close to midnight, then it faded out. I didn't even believe in them until this point really.
Now I have been having constant nightmares, at least 2 a night, and have paranormal things happen to me sometimes.. like I feel a chilling presence in the room, feel like somethings watching me... once my front door unlocked and flew open by itself, then the power went out for abt 15 seconds.
The nightmares are especially horrible. They always involve some type of evil force harassing me, haunting me, and even killing me at one point (slowly suffocated to death before waking up once) and they are very vivid and detailed... no logical inconsistencies or anything like that in them. It's like unwillingly taking part in a horror movie each night, and it is not fun. Usually, I have one strange dream with some odd landscape I've never seen before at around 11 - 2 am, I never remember this one. Then I am woken up around 4 or 5 with a horror movie nightmare that burns itself into my brain.
My question is. How do I lift this Curse? And how can I get on with my life?
If I want to properly contact a demon, who should I contact who is good natured and won't fuck with me?
Do spooky demons get annoyed if you take the piss out of um?
Bael, sallos, phenex, purson, orobas, halphas, gamori, agares, vassago, marax, malphas, ose, ipos, samigina, raum, amy, marbas, aim, focalor, oriax, valefor, naberius, vepar, vapula, amon, glasya, sabnock, zagan, barbatos, bune, shan, volac, paimon, ronove, vine, andras, buer, berith, bifons, haures, gusion, astaroth, uvall, andrealphus, sitri, forenus, haagenti, cimejes, beleth foras, crocell, amdusias, leraje, asmoday, furcas, belial, eligos, gaap, balam, decarabia, zepar, furfur, alloces, seere, botis, marchosias, camio, dantalion, bathin, stolas, murmur, andromalius
can all go eat shit :^)
Take up meditation and center yourself, try to ignore negative thoughts and stimuli. Focus on the posotive in your life. If you're unable to do so ok your own, look into banishing rituals and seek further guidance.
Healing, especially curing addictions.
He was the first I ever asked help from when I was 18 at the very beginning of 2012. I asked him to heal a friend who had liver failure a few months earlier and was getting screened for cancer. No cancer was found, she recovered all her strength, and we both experienced a spiritual awakening and began to pursue spiritual interests.
>can go eat shit :^)
No the fuck you didn't just talk about my waifu in such a manner.
It's safe to say that Sitri has been really fuckin active against Christians lately. I'd also like to say to "a christian guy" that you probably did something to make yourself vulnerable to attack.
I'd like to preface this by saying, I'm not particularly religious, and other than the fact that I have simply encountered a lot of occultism in my life. I'm a normalfag.
I have had two Demonic encounters, and they were wild and scary as fuck. I was shaking, but, luckily, and I think by the strength of God I was able to go up against them.
I had a friend who made a mistake doing a seance with the Goetia, and he ended up getting possessed. I ended up having to deal with it. I won't get into too many details because I have in fact greentexted this before in another thread.
I would like to say that this fucker did not want to give me his name, and basically held that off for a long-ass time. I'm pretty sure each Demon has a particular weakness. Glasya Labolas kept insisting its name was Fred until I started saying something along the lines of
> "The Precious Blood of Yeshua is upon you. It is poured over you."
He was pissed off at me before, but he started absolutely sperging out when I did that.
>"No it's not! No it's not! Fuck off."
It said that, and something personal about me that my friend honestly wouldn't have known about.
That was some of the most intimidating squirming I ever saw in my life, but after that it finally gave up its name, and I was able to bind it directly by its name, and that was pretty much the end of it.
>Motherfucker is a badass.
Yea, he might be a badass, but he also enjoys horrible shit like possessing women and raping them in their sleep if they won't do what he says. So yea, a real fuckin bro you got there.
Sitri didn't even bother denying his name to me, and he wasn't fun to deal with at all. Glasya Labolas doesn't have shit on this guy.
What made matters worse, wasn't even that he was tough to deal with. It didn't even take me long to start burning the motherfucker. Blood of Jesus pretty much got a similar reaction out of him for example.
But he was just nastier and had more to say, and the woman he was possessing was somehow convinced that she shouldn't let him leave. So at his point she was consenting to him possessing her, which made it a lot harder to get rid of him.
That one took quite a while, and I was really tired afterwards.
The Black Seals of Nagal to Follow, 13 images
.pdf of entire text can be found at:
The Lesser Key contains everything you need for protection however it is generally wiser to at least know a banishing, perhaps the Lesser Banning Ritual of the Pentagram or Hexagram, before you attempt to work with them.
I've never touched them but some people in the occult general have.
If I wanted to summon a goetic demon so he/she can play video games with me, which demon should I summon?
Buer is bro-tier for sure. Got him and stolas inked into me.
sure heres stolas, I also have beelzebub and baphomet
I have communicated with Buer but not with Stolas as of yet. I do plan to try sometime in the future though.
I heard Sitri tends to cause issues, seems like you're summoning pretty high ranking demons. What did you ask of him? I hear so many mixed things about him but its seeming like he's particularly dangerous when it comes to women. Sitri is really hard to pinpoint because its 50/50 with the experiences people have with him.
For what it's worth my experience with Sitri was ok. I was young an inexperienced with love, and asked him to teach me some things, which he did.
I offered him some spicy peanuts as an offering in the summoning ritual, and he mentioned that he did not really like them.
I'm actually a woman. He wanted to fuck me for a trade. I obliged. All was well afterwards.
No, they don't all want to fuck you. The two biggest things to remember are respect and reverence. And don't waste their time. Know what you want before you evoke. Also fuck the lesser key, that shit will piss them off. You're commanding them and threatening them with the lesser key. Look up modern demonolatry approaches. I don't feel like explaining to all of /x/ the somewhat lengthy method for evocation. Might be willing over skype.
You should always cast a circle for your own protection, and candles/incense are a very very good idea. Wouldn't recommend trying without them.
I was doing some pretty heinous sexual shit when I needed his help. I won't go into more detail, but he helped me out.
As I mentioned before. I'd be happier to teach evocation over skype. Not typing that shit out here. The dangers associated in doing so is that one takes an interest in you, or you piss it off, and it tries to fuck your shit up. With demons you need to know what you want, ask for it, make a deal, and get the fuck out. You don't want to waste their time. Also, extreme respect. Do not challenge/harass or otherwise provoke a demon. Don't. Fucking. Do it.
If enough people are interested, I'll do a skype thing and teach people this shit.
drink wasps and then say the word 'origin' in latin but in an English accent - That's the only way known to produce a sound he recognises as his name (actually and abreviation). You still may have to say it a few hundred times to get it right
You still may have to do it a few hundered times to get it right but you'll get there
I'd do skype or some other form of contact. How do you even fuck a demon? I heard somewhere you can get astral STD's and you need astral condoms. Where the fuck am I supposed to get those? Ask Sitri to stop by the astral 7/11 and pick some up? Does Sitri help more in love affairs other than lust such as getting someone specific? I know Beleth does but I don't want to be fucked because of an accident. He seems very persnickety and dangerous and I don't have the means no summon him.
She is very reliable and friendly. Eager to work with new summoners. She makes one stronger and sharper.
They don't need to fuck with you now. You're already Hell bound. They're just counting down the days until you die. They're granting you everything in this life because it means nothing to them. They're just bribing and baiting you. Like an angler fish.
Aim/Aym is a pretty good guy. I didn't really see him or communicate, but I asked for his guidance when hell set loose in my life a year ago.
Pretty sure he is the reason I got through it. I kind of "felt" it. It's a shame that I never got to see him or hear him when I think about it now.
10/10 - good bro, would probably give my soul
Keep your hands away from Andras, though. He makes it pretty clear that he doesn't want anything to do with most people I think. But maybe I was aiming to high when I tried to summon him.
Very interesting. It's fascinating, It's been years since Sitri attacked me and told me his name, and when I first tried looking for him on the internet, I didn't find too much. But it appears that now LOTS of people have gotten in contact with him.
Crazy thing, I see a lot of people saying great things about Sitri, which blew me mind since he tried to kill me! But, on the same token, I read from people who summoned demons that Sitri is a particularly dangerous demon that isn't recommended to be summoned.
You are probably right, I probably did leave myself open somehow. Perhaps it's when I ventured into the deep web and was just snooping around the hidden wiki. I was there for like, 2 days of my life, but it was so long ago that I don't know if me looking at hidden wiki came before or after Sitri attacked me.
Regardless, I have no reason to lie. Anyone who is willing to listen, Sitri the demon attacked me. It was to my knowledge unprovoked, I am a christian man and I have been pretty much my whole life. While obviously I'm not perfect, I never dabbled in anything demonic. (Except playing magic the gathering lol, but whatever).
Sitri is real, He's a demon. And well.... beware y'all. He doesn't fuck around. He will kill you! Couldn't kill me but I have God on my side.
You can't kill me before it's my time.
I've invoked hundreds of times. I've evoked a few times as well. They're different. Evocation is the scarier. What I'm talking about teaching is evocation, as it tends to get better results
Normally you make a trade. You offer something. Do Not Offer your soul. You can offer a bunch of shit other than that. Like food, or something shiny (they like gold). Blood works, too.
This is why I stopped being an atheist
I had entities visiting me before I managed to be able to contact them on my own, so I was familiar with the sensation of communicating with them before I tried myself. I don't generally use a circle when I invoke. I tend to go to the astral plane and visit with them for invocation.
And if you'd give me your damn skype I'd go into more detail about the best way to get to a place where you can communicate
>And if you'd give me your damn skype I'd go into more detail about the best way to get to a place where you can communicate
I don't actually want to communicate with them, sorry. Good luck on your path.
Yeah I've posted my skype online once or twice but since them, I've gotten messages from "people" advertising for stuff like cam girl sites and other things.
Could be coincidental but that shit never happened before.
I assume you're the anon who had contact with Sitri. I don't feel like giving out my skype information but you have a lot of people wondering how sex with a demon works, if you are the same anon. Want to explain? Can't find shit on it.
Does anybody have any experience with Paimon? His domain of teaching/power seems in line with my interests, and at this point I only have questions, no requests.
I'm tired and have some stuff to do right now, I'll add you later, or tomorrow. I'm the guy wondering how your sex offering worked, what with demons not directly affecting the physical, as far as I know. Can't guarantee for lack of regret, do have a good one until later tho.
How does the Seal of Solomon work exactly when it comes to binding demons? Also what exactly ARE demons, and why can they be bound to serve humans?
No Skype, also why exactly are you such an expert when it comes to Demonology. Don't get me wrong as I been coming to /x/ for years and i seen my fair share and more of role play, how can I honestly believe you are actually summoning demons and not crazy?
So errr, I got a copy of the Necronomicon and can easily find these Solomon books online.
My question is this, which demon is the friendliest; perhaps just for standard conversation and what happens if it senses, well; fear?
No one really knows because demons respond differently with everyone. I guess a guideline would be when you first summon don't summon a high ranking demon with complex summoning simply because you may not be ready. You should have some sort of communication with the entity, a way to protect yourself like a circle, and if for some reason the demon doesn't like you and is chaotic, a way to take get rid of them. I think a triangle is mostly necessary if you're dealing with a goetic whose known to be deceiving like Furfur. Orobas is said to be truthful and pretty 'nice' so I don't think you'd need a triangle for him. As far as fear goes I don't think they will be aggressive towards you but acknowledge you're vulnerable.
>If you got attacked undeniably by a demon, would you still be an atheist?
I've yet to have it happen. Ever. And I've done both good and bad things to warrant at least one.
People who seriously believe this batshit insane bullshit should be in padded cells. Not on the streets. You're mentally unstable and it sounds like you're schizophrenic. I wouldn't want you living anywhere near me or my children if I had any.
Really? I do not believe this shit, but I mean theres no proof to deny it. I like to think myself a scientific man but just because it's a little out of the realms of what we consider "normal" doesn't necessarily mean it may not be true. I mean shit who knows, rite?
>I do not believe this shit, but I mean theres no proof to deny it
There's also no proof to deny me being able to fart pink and green lasers out of my ass when no one's looking. So you should just believe me cuz "shit who knows, rite?"
>he who happens to have protected me once
He gave me the stern warning: "Don't fucking summon anyone if you don't have a fucking reason to."
so it seems people had a lot of experience with demons , the only experienced i had was sleeping paralysis for messing around with sexual inmorality however i was able to call the blood of Jesus and it was gone.my question is what demons causes that . and have any experience heavenly beings.
So because you haven't experienced something, it's therefore batshit insane?
And think about this, what if a demon has interacted with you, but because you don't believe in them at all, you weren't able to recognize what it was.
You should be able to tell by reading the responses in this thread, demons have human if not a greater than human intellect.
And also, what demon's simply don't care about you because you are simply unimportant?
>demon's simply don't care about you because you are simply unimportant?
The amount of energy they are willing to expend is low, so unless you are supplementing their efforts with much of your own, they won't want to deal with you because
1. it's expensive to them
2. you should learn to help yourself
>So because you haven't experienced something, it's therefore batshit insane?
The shit you believe is batshit insane. Yes.
>And think about this, what if a demon has interacted with you, but because you don't believe in them at all, you weren't able to recognize what it was.
If a disembodied voice was talking to me then first I would think I was suffering a neurological problem and would go to the doctor. I had something like that happen before. Guess what? It was medication not blending well with my system. I was taken off it and voila. No more voices or problems.
You don't seem to think rationally or logically. So I can see why you believe in invisible goblins and whatever silly shit that's usually associated with children's cartoons and story books.
well in reality demons are fallen angels , however it feels like it easier to communicate with Demons than angelic beings , they say praying is how you communicate with Jesus but in reality ive never felt a true communication
You are being irrational is all. You are clearly making what you think is an informed decision about something you are clearly uninformed.
When did I say I heard a disembodied voice? In my dream right? Isn't it common to hear voices in your dream? Nothing schizo about that.
And listen, you may not believe in anything. That is fine. You may think I'm batshit insane, that's totally cool with me.
Just know this, when your body runs out of air and you shut down here on this earth, you better HOPE that you don't consciously go anywhere else.
Because I'm pretty sure you won't like the results...... Forever.
>You are being irrational is all.
Coming from the Christian. Fucking kek.
>When did I say I heard a disembodied voice? In my dream right?
When you are awake.
>HURR WHEN U DIE
You Christians are so utterly obsessed with death. It's sickening. Why don't you ever focus on life for once and how awesome it is to be alive here and now? That entire religion is morbid. It's entered around blood and death and guilt and human sacrifice.
i actually prayed for somebody to teach me his ways 2 weeks later or about so i met a guy that was a pastor ,and i asked him without knowing if he was of God he said yes . Once he prayed with me and i was able to feel the presence of a higher being . however i always been hooked in Sexual sin and cant over come it
>show you how stupid you were being
For using critical thinking and not jumping to conclusions about invisible boogeymen. Right.
Fencesitters are the worst. But I have a feeling you're not. Christians often pull the "I'm an atheist/agnostic so haha!" card but then go right back to defending Christianity or preaching the same stupid dogma.
Would anyone of the experienced Goetia workers here answer this question, either the perosn that gave their skype out or someone else.
How intense or clear does an invocation have to be?
I'm not going to be associating with these things just for thinking about them...r-right?
>Coming from the Christian. Fucking kek.
>>HURR WHEN U DIE
>implying you weren't sinking down to the level of the people you were mocking
I'll just be here and keep sitting on my fence. If I tip over to the atheist side I might turn into a shithead like you, so thanks for setting an example of what not to be.
an agnostic ;^) remember to tip your le fedora.
>>implying you weren't sinking down to the level of the people you were mocking
Mocking absurd shit is not allowed now? Fucking please.
>If I tip over to the atheist side I might turn into a shithead like you, so thanks for setting an example of what not to be.
Hm. Trying to demonize atheists while pseudo defending Christianity. Where have I seen this before.
Funny how I never see you saying the same shit to any Christians.
No. Nobody believes you. Demonic possession/divine intervention is to Christianity what rp creepypasta encounters are to /x/. Also googled Sitri to see what popped up; he's very popular which explains why >>16028383 here thinks sitri has been "really fuckin active against Christians lately" despite the fact that CHRISTIANS CAN'T BE POSSESSED BY DEMONS. That's right Mr. >>16028383 CHRISTIANS CAN'T BE POSSESSED BY DEMONS.
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"This demon is one of the darker spirits among them all and should only be summoned by very highly experienced conjurers. In general I believe that only the very knowledgeable should attempt to summon any demons ever, however in this particular case where I want to make clear that amateurs would do best to avoid this spirit altogether. For that reason I will not list any instructions on how to summon this demon. Sorry."
You can't know anything for sure. But I've had a lot of interactions that have been verified by other people involved in this. I was trained by a black magician who has been doing this for 20 years.
>Mocking absurd shit is not allowed now? Fucking please.
It's not. But you're the one trying to seem like you're above it, when you're rolling in the mud while the other guy was calmly trying to explain himself.
>he's against my opinion!!!
>HE MUST BE A CHRISTIAN GRRR *tipping intensifies*
If a Christian is acting stupid I'll call them out on it.
>while the other guy was calmly trying to explain himself.
Which is precisely what I was doing as well. Me saying "fucking kek" in regards to him calling me irrational with all the completely ridiculous things he believes is warranted.
Got anymore red herrings?
>If a Christian is acting stupid I'll call them out on it.
Sure you will. "Agnostic." Who's apparently got quite a vicious side towards atheists but doesn't say a word to Christians.
>ask sitri to stop by astral 7-11 and pick some up?
You are not asked to overcome your sexual sin. Without Jesus, we cannot overcome any sin anyways.
What Jesus offers, is to take the punishment for those sins. If you pray to Jesus, ask him to forgive you of your sins, and ask him to take the debt of your sins away from you, I can guarantee you that you he will make himself known to you.
And it's the greatest, most secure feeling in the world.
>Which is precisely what I was doing as well
>Coming from the Christian. Fucking kek.
>>HURR WHEN U DIE
>If I keep acting like he's on the side of Christians he'll have to side with me eventually!!!!
Wrong. I don't have anything against Christians. If you want to me to say a word against a religion then bring up Islam. That's really the only religion I'm strongly against.
I'm the Christian guy, I only use this one tag so people know who I am. That guy may have said that someone was possessed by Sitri, but Sitri has never possessed me.
You are right, I am a christian, and he couldn't possess me if he wanted to. What he did was come to me in a dream and talked to me, only 1 sentence. "My Name is Sitri, and I am against you."
Not even a month later, car accident, T-boned on my side.
This was like, 3 years ago. Back when I had the dream I googled Sitri and I wasn't able to find ANYTHING. Well, barely anything. It wasn't until I randomly discovered the name of Sitri again a couple months ago that made me say "Oh SHIT! Sitri is REAL!?!??!"
Now I'm like.. well, Sitri failed in trying to kill me. So, while he is dangerous in that he can get you fucked up... I walked away from his attack and was laughing that night.
My God is greater than Sitri.
Yes really. Same old stupid Pascal's Wager argument. Heard it a million times before.
>>If I keep acting like he's on the side of Christians he'll have to side with me eventually!!!!
I don't give a shit about you siding with me and I don't want someone as dishonest and childish as you on my side. I don't NEED anybody on my side. I don't rely on crowd support unlike you and him.
>I don't have anything against Christians.
Now we've come full circle.
Thing is, that was one of those vivid dreams that didnt feel like other dreams. Also, the dream was a 2 parter. The second dream was very quick and came right after the Sitri dream.
What happened was, im laying in bed, and a 2 foot japanese demon head thing on a millipedes body crawled up my body towards my face.
They may not be connected, but considering the demon gave me a name and that name is linked to a very powerful and dangerous demon, I dont think im making that much of a stretch.
>Thing is, that was one of those vivid dreams that didnt feel like other dreams
I've had them too. Also had connected ones. I also don't think they were fucking real. Why? BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING DREAMS.
If I have a dream about a pink sloth named Dave and I stub my toe the next day does that mean Dave did it? No.
You dreaming about demons is because you're THINKING ABOUT DEMONS. You're religious so clearly your mind is preoccupied with religious stuff. If it was preoccupied with tits then you're going to dream about tits. That's what your imagination and brain does.
You really don't seem to understand or comprehend even the most basic shit.
>You dreaming about demons is because you're THINKING ABOUT DEMONS.
>You really don't seem to understand or comprehend even the most basic shit.
Did you expect a namefag 'A christian guy' to know or say anything better?
Daily reminder we only get the craziest, evangelical and insanely fundamental, literal reading of the bible, rapture theorizing type christians on /x/.