Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell
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Friday, October 9th, 2015 9PM-12AM PST/12AM-3AM EST
Guest: A bunch of christmas cakes and faggots from Bellgab, trannies, idiots on the wrong line, and many other spooky, subhuman creatures.
Telephone: 1 (952) 225-5278 (CALL-ART)
Skype: MITD51 (US/CAN)
Skype: MITD55 (Overseas)
> implying you're not a former agent of Agent
>Implying I'm not from a long history of Agents cloned and genetically modified to create threads
Leo Ashcraft totally serious about doing his own show. It's pretty much just a clone of Art's show. It's called Dark Thirty and he's even using Art's "Taking back the night" tagline.
>The program consists of thought provoking discussions. Generally every evening a different guest (or several) talks with Leo. These discussions can cover an amazingly wide subject range from science, technology, conspiracy, paranormal, even ghost and Aliens! Whether you personally believe in any of this, it makes unbeatable late night talk radio entertainment. While there are some occasional political topics, Leo keeps them limited and short. WeтАЩll leave the Politics to Limbaugh, ok?
>Anyone who has ever heard Leo knows that his old school hypnotic voice with its relaxing tones is like no other. LeoтАЩs voice and delivery is unique to say the very least. Anyone that has heard him, needs no introduction when he begins to speak. He brings a level of common sense and peace to the listener which some refer to as therapeutic. I think we can all agree that these days the world could use a bit of therapy. Leo is listeningтАж
How are people supposed to calm their nerves before they call
I've got a glass of Double Black served neat wrapped in a worn wool blankie, I'm in my leather chair, and a floor heater blowing on my feet.
Comfy as fuck and listening to MITD... feels good; feels real good.
Oh fuck I'm not even ready.
Oh so a bunch of fucking retards, that art will talk down to that will make me bitter towards art.
Jesus bellgabbers are nuts and Leo was a serious babby who has no clue how to handle himself professionally.
people desperate for ANYONE that claims to want to stem the invasion of foreign invaders the National Chamber of Commerce wants for cheap labor, the Catholics want for tithing, and the Dems want for a permanent, disenfranchised voting block.
He appeals to Americans desperate to save this nation.
Go figure. I'd vote for him over Sanders or Biden. I can't vote in Republican primaries, but I wouldn't vote for him even if I could.
I think a lot of people feel that way.
>warm blankies and snacks
>art and /MITD/
Not that anon but going down to 36 F tonight in CT.
Wow! I miss seasons man. I remember it being in the 70s this time of year as a kid in California. We're lucky to get 70s during winter now. I guess it's better than a shit ton of snow or rain like S.C. is getting right now.
>tfw painful teenage memory of this song
>qt strawberry blonde dancing to this song
>she was young and sweet
Move closer to the bay, man. San Francisco has the best climate of any city I've ever visited (50-70s year round). Way better than the East Coast where it gets up to the 90s/100s.
>Deter, Assure... and kill bad guys.
I love my job
>life may have once existed on Mars
Amy doesn't know about face huggers on Mars apparently
illegals killing citizens with "found" guns
heroin addicts shitting in the streets, leaving needles everywhere, and harassing tourists
what else have i thankfully forgotten about SF?
yeah, living in San Francisco is a horrible investment and financial death wish. I'd probably just move to Oregon or Washington if I wanted to move to the West Coast. If you want to live in the bay you can make it happen, it's just not a great decision money wise. Still an absolutely beautiful area.
Art needs the revenue to A) keep the show going, & B) longer commercial formats would allow him to get the show in bigger markets so that it's not just jobless Aussie-Fags and BallGaggers calling in all the time
>My love for Art Bell is so great,
>Mylanta heart melts for him 'til the dusk of day.
>The night shills when him's away,
>bills, kills 'til day's dawn.
>Him beauty is great,
>Wondering mind 'til him sees,
>mills is all I do,
>While waiting for the moment, for him to say "I do."
It's like another Finnegan's Wake here...
James Joyce would be proud, anon
ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh this caller is cool ahuhuhuh ahuhuhuh
these lame ass scott free stories, Fuuuck. It's October, lets get a "creepy road encounters" line or something.
Just got here. Already sounds crazy as fuck.
>mfw open lines
Never mind, anon. it sounds really dangerous
Yes, you've got to come back a few times for weird guests and spooky shit.
October is a good month for Art.
Pic is the caller
A loli called in.
Don't don't little cutie, I'll protect you. I am the legendary weeaboo.
>hanging out in garage with my cousins
I swear to the GODS that will make good on a $40 payment to your paypal if you actually do this
call into scott free line and talk about uploading torrents of MITD
the lulz alone will be worth the cash, just make it a slow build up before you drop the bomb
do you really think civilization will collapse because of the truth.?
The Robertson Panel convened by the CIA seemed to think that society would eat itself alive if the UFO disclosure became a reality, but that was 70 yeas ago.
I'm not so sure nowadays.
I agree. Recent polls show that 74% of Americans believe in the existence of intelligent life on other planets. So most people just take the existence of aliens as another fact of life these days.
Some old churches and religions might crumble under that weight, but who gives a fuck?
Kind of thinking about calling in about the time a cop pulled us over while we were hotboxing.
> car full of smoke
> officer walks up to the car, driver rolls down window
> weedsmoke rolls out the window, right into his face.
> im talking clouds you could hardly see through.
> ends up letting us go.
Hoagie and others would argue that the government and media have been working hard to prepare society for eventual disclosure of the alien reality. Apparently we're not there yet.
"colapse" isn't the right putting
systems are afraid to change becouse that, of course, would be their end.
so i guess "change" is the right word, human systems and societies and their priorities would change.
Something about being a bored basement dweller browsing the internet.
> come across a link on reddit that seems interesting.
> it directs you to a strange imageboard
> its weird and scary.
> come across arts show being discussed.
> its pretty cool, get interested.
Then you go for the kill with something along the lines of
> now I get away scott free with downloading MITD every day.
you both can shut your whore mouths
I'd make the PayPal payment $50 for that bit, but not necessary...
just to hear Art's reaction to being torrented and the screaming of hundreds of RING KISSING BallGaggers would be so fucking great
>I got away scott free show
>i won't reveal your location
art wanted psychopaths to call in.
it's been ufos, demons, and bees.
> the summoner
Yeah, I bet hes a fuckin wizard.
I used to steal books regularly from Walden Books when I was a movie projectionist at the mall theater in high school
many, many books
>got away scott free
>still have a copy of Federal Mafia & Poes Collected Works and Communion paperback all stolen
I don't hate you for your skepticism. I hate you for your bullshit arguments that only went against retards.
>NOT STAMP COLLECTING IS NOT A HOBBY
You're constantly calling to talk about your atheism, cunt, it's a religion. Nobody calls shows to talk about how much they don't collect stamps.
This is still cracking me up...
"Ladies and gentlemen, presenting, tonight, in live technicolor..."
>I don't hate you for your skepticism. I hate you for your bullshit arguments that only went against retards.
Yet you didn't call in to debate him because you know you'd have gotten BTFO.
Its free with every purchase of a trenchcoat + fedora.
Actually I never call the show because I'm uncomfortable with hearing my voice, or having my voice heard by others.
But I wouldn't qualify to debate him, I'm not Christian or anything.
The debate show was an Open Lines show that Art ruined, and then he had this faggot on debating his legion of stupid callers from Bellgab, and the guy proceeded to talk about how great he is and how much he wins on twitter.
>mfw when captcha has been street signs every... fucking... time.. kill me
I've not been paying a lot of attention tonight, what did I miss about GHW Bush?
>nine inch nails (the band)
>ninne inch nails (on finger)
I want to believe this isn't real but I know teenagers actually make this shit up and will be embarrassed to see it in ten years. Hell, I'm embarrassed to see it now.
ART BELL HERE THE GUY WITH THE BAD BACK
No one wins on twitter. By virtue of being there.
And it always has that one that looks more like Martin Luther's 95 theses on a church wall than a street sign but is, in fact, inexplicably a street sign? lol
>Just failed at a street signs captcha
>Got another street signs captcha afterwards
Man, these people are complete morons.
The guy talking about guns.
These morons cannot even articulate your thoughts.
And he's a minor druggie as well...
This is what you sound like when you don't read books kiddies.
LESS ATHEISM MOAR DANCING QUEEN
>the canadians holding randy quaid hostage
Oh son, you don't know about the Hoags??? Up next?
Sheeeeeeeit. you're in for a real ride then....
just stay tuned
And yeah I haven't lurked on /x/ since 2010-2012, definitely don't remember anything as interesting as this happening on it. I've really only used 4chan for /tg/ for like the past 3 years lol
AND THEN THERE WAS TONIGHT haha
Until I see a full body shot, she's a fatty.
I'll def stick around, I got a frozen pizza, a full bowl, and a fresh roll of coals.
Relishing this shit.
Richard C. "Hulk Hoagster" Hoagland and his show The Other SIde of Midnight is coming up next.
If you're interested in hearing him decry NASA hiding evidence of alien civilizations throughout the solar system, vatican conspiracies, "arcologies" on ceres and pluto, 19.5, torsion fields, and the sacred geometry of washington dc keeping people alive too long, AND SO MUCH MORE..
squeeky chairs, random phone rings, sci fi fanboydom, dog barks, coughs, USB drive failures on-air, etc...
just stay tuned!!!!!!
Listening to this is kind of like watching an episode of On Cinema at the Cinema, only the people talking aren't being ironic or in character. (Most of the time anyway). They're just that fucking goofy irl.
Having heard him many times over the years, I'm about 90% sure it was him.
His speaking cadence was identical, and the way he starts ranting and the key phrases he uses were spot on.
if anybody was ever illuminati, then GWB is... for sure..
harvard, skull & bones, wealthy family, war hero, CIA, planted on Reagan (Reagan hated him), builds political dynasty...