Midnight in the Desert with Art Bell
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Friday, October 23skiddoo, 2015 9PM-12AM PST/12AM-3AM EST
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Telephone: 1 (952) 225-5278 (CALL-ART)
Skype: MITD51 (US/CAN)
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Who will be first to call in and not embarrass themselves?
anyone want me to ask art anything specific through the wormhole tonight?
i'm giddy for the show, sorry mate, you can make monday's
i just noticed it was realy early,
i had time to run to BK and get sum chicken fries and come back
i already told u wat i got
r u hi bro
George Noory here. I am a nationally syndicated talk show host whose show is dedicated to the paranormal, science and technology.
I invite you all to tune into my show tonight at 10pm.
See you there!
Sincerly, your friend, George Noory.
>KABC-TV, channel 7, is an ABC owned-and-operated television station located in Los Angeles, California, United States
2 drink MAX
It would have been sweet if KABC AM had dumped C2C AM but they were just running "Best of KABC" during that time. Art will also be getting the first hour of Red Eye Radio.
Last night a caller got confused and thought that he was listing to Art on KXNT. Art inferred that he would be on KXNT soon. That would be a confirmed kill as they would have to dump Noory to do that.
6 nights/week thank you very much. 1 night/week, my only friend and I sit in his mom's basement drinking beer and complaining about things we don't like, like immigrants and people who are happy with their lives. Still more of a social life than you have.
Fuck right off faggots.
>mfw the episode where Scully gets a tattoo and fucks a rando
uh...ok i gues,
btw i meant to post a pic if an erection and not retrograde ejaculation, wtf een is ahat
I do not understand why mainstream media is not all over this story. Oh because corporate media is a fucking joke! Alien megastructures! People!
Wow, the Snoory-fags are out in force tonight. Almost as bad as Ballgaggers and Ring-kissers.
My face, when ya'll niggas can't use Ghost to Ghost. Laughin all da way 2 tha banx!!!
i made these edits and cant see how low quality they are
i need to fix them,
I would say this is clearly Michelle the Jap-Trap, but she's more of a Ring Kisser than a Snoory Fag.
AS A SIDE NOTE:
i kinda wish /x/ had id's for these threads,
we could reference each other and see how many of us there really are.... sometimes i get the impression its me and like 5 other dudes going nuts on the keyboard and making this look like a populated thread
Big ups bruh.
The real show bout to drop dat knowledge.
>Will these "How to use Skype" lectures ever end?
They won't in fact they will get worse now that Skype has removed the mute caller function. So now we'll get to hear Art go
"what's that noise",
"caller please be quiet."
"Is that you making that noise, caller?"
"No that's not me, Art."
"It's me, Art".
I've seen the Friday night threads get up to nearly 100 posters in past weeks. Just FYI. Though, to be frank about 10% or so seem to be trolls and thread faggers.
>mfw not having ban hammer authority
Art's a total autist about it, but I blame his landwhale producer for that.
If he had just one.. JUST ONE fucking call screener on his staff, then the lectures wouldn't be necessary.
>I've seen the Friday night threads get up to nearly 100 posters in past weeks.
We've regularly get around 46 to 56 unique posters on Art threads and that includes Fridays. I've never seen the counter go past 70 users here.
We need to address the hubrid takeover 30 years from now.
>tfw live in California
>could move to bumble fuck nevada
It's tempting but it gets so fucking hot, and just the fear of being stranded in the desert
>you're the same age as my daughter...
>cut to commericial
East of the Rockies
West of the Rockies
First Time Caller
Wild Card Line
That's all you need.
WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT CALL WITH THE CHILD LIKE VOICE "YOU'RE 8? THAT THE SAME AGE AS MY DAUGHTER" WAS FROM LAST WEEK!
We in some sort of weird time loop, folks.
I said up to, and granted that was when the thread was invaded by Ballgaggers, but yes full disclosure the the Friday count on the high end is around 70.
your autism has been noted and reported to Bellgab
No. That bit with the childlike caller was from last week! He even said "You're 8, my daughter is 8" exactly like last time. Some sort of fuck up or someone was playing a recording to him of last week's show.
is bellgab nothing but grandma's with garfield avatars?
"Back off bitch, he like dem asian booties."
i really hope art does these shows for a long time, so long as the chan stays alive, i'll be able to lead a very satisfied life finishing a graduate degree and looking forward to these wacky threads at night
This kind of thing would never happen with a true professional behind the mic.
i tried hard as hell to type this correctly, but I missed the 'f"
Hoagies show is getting canned next month, apparently there's been a few discrepancies
30 years from now Art will just be a spooky hologram...
"Hi, Art. I am 8 years old as well. Could I have your daughter's Minecraft password? I am looking for a new friend."
More like the kid wouldn't last an hour in my house. Minecraft, talk about shit taste
>you will never be an alpha 8 year old calling in just to hit on Art's smokin hot daughter
Kind of sad to think about, but Art has had a ton of wives and failed marriages. This is just another clue that he doesn't give a shit about family, and is probably a total asshole negligent dad and husband. I'm actually pretty pissed off that he said that on air, and I feel kind of bad for his wife and daughter now.
fuck, i miss the mystery and adventure of being a child
Still man. He knows that audio manipulation and voice changers exist (he's worked in radio for like 40 years). Why the hell would you try to get strangers in contact with your daughter knowing how "linked in" everything is in 2015?
Her face is what reminds me the most of my ex. She was a lot cuter back in the day. Would still hit it though.
the existence of extra-terrestrial life in no way conflicts with a belief in something divine in general; this includes judeo-christian tradition.
honestly, look at her face,
she looks pretty precocious to me, or am I just projecting?
At least in that photo she looks like "this is silly, why am I doing this, I want to hang out with the older kids"
He has two adult children that that he refuses to speak to for no reason. The son is heartbroken and just want to talk to his dad just one time. His sister is bitter and has written off her father and wishes that her brother would do the same.
Plus Art has that gay autistic son from a different marriage that he's embarrassed about.
fuck, you got me.
/x/ is literally full of bullshit like "omg my dryer just started and I didn't turn it on NOPE.AVI" but it's still fascinating
yeah I guess that childish interest still prevails
Christianity seems perfectly compatible with the existence of extraterrestrial life. I think it would be tougher for religions that tie significance to a particular geographic location, like Islam and Judaism (Mecca and Jerusalem).
CS Lewis was of the opinion that if alien life exists they may not have Fallen and thus not be subject to Original Sin. So Christ need not have incarnated on that world.
>if you have a punchline
>and if you're kidding..
>now is the time to say it
based fucking Art
about 20 years on radio and he's still got it
he probably wishes them well, it's just awkward to talk to them. They're total strangers. I feel the same way about my Dad's kids from his other marriage, I had to block them on facebook
>Tfw you will never fug a witch
>tfw some redneck gave up the chance of a lifetime
And this sounds similar to that video of those guys who encountered that witch while driving in the Middle East.
>i want to eat her face
I wonder if I shot my cum into the wormhole would it splash onto Art's ear?
One good thing about BellGab going full retard is that Art is no longer giving them a shoutout during the show and they're either no longer calling in or not trying to give a shoutout to it either when they're on the air.
checked and kek't
wow, thanks anon. this makes me feel better.
i feel like I want to say that..a teenage girl makes a young man want to impregnate her, and that in itself is the basis of all reproduction
>My Christian faith is very important to me. If I found out that there were aliens and that Jesus didn't exist then I would just blow my brains out.
I know i will get shit for this but i was an atheist until i had a alien experience. I can tell you that Aliens are not what people think they are. It forced me to believe in God and i am better off for it.
>i was an atheist until i had a alien experience. I can tell you that Aliens are not what people think they are. It forced me to believe in God
in an ancient aliens sense or a trippy/all is one sense?
Dude I want a computer in my brain. I look forward to being a cyborg.
>I know i will get shit for this but i was an atheist until i had a alien experience. I can tell you that Aliens are not what people think they are. It forced me to believe in God and i am better off for it.
That's what you get for dropping acid and then watching Ancient Aliens.
you're not wrong. the neolithic hunter gatherer that resides in the darkest depths of your brain knows that a young, healthy girl will most likely bring your fruit to bear and survive to nourish it and reproduce again.
remember, it wasnt that long ago in geologic terms that our average life expectancy was something like 30 years old.
hebephilia is normal. dont let the SJWs, feminists, and tumblrinas that seek to de-ball and degrade men tell you anything different
i swear to god
this tranny guy 'Michelle"
and the canadian guy call in every single night
and im pretty sure that the Canadian guy calls in multiple times with different fake accents especially during Hoagie
do they not really catch on to this? or do they just let them call in for ratings?
Probably like pic related.
having the same person call over and over is not good for ratings. it just shows how few people are listening. it's what killed his last XM show. some aussie faggot called in every night.
They don't like Muslims either. I once decided to read about the incursion into Japan; they take over homes with a decent little yard and turn them into mosques; think of something like Moroboshi's house from Urusei Yatsura, plenty of room for a good couple of handfuls of people. When the Japanese people walk by the places during their prayers, they refer to the mudslimes as "ass lifters" I believe.
alright, but canada 'bro' calls in just about every day
and you can clearly tell his voice, accent,
last time he was talking about being raised with a keyboard under his fingers, and art/hoagie incorrectly assumed he meant a piano'
it was hilarious as hell, but canadabro calls in pretty much every day
it's hard to belive that art/hoagie don't notice him
1/5 of Art's show is skype problems
Creepy stories from night driving would be pretty fun and spooky.
I will try to keep it short as possible but i could write a book on my experience. I was an atheist i was not the fedora christian hater type i just did not believe. I never drank or done drugs never been on any mental medications. I have always been into the paranormal but never experienced it and i was a bit of skeptic.
I ended up doing something sexual and i came under demonic attack. It would generally attack me at night as i was trying to fall asleep or i was asleep. The first time it attacked me was in the form of sleep paralysis. It was in my dream and looked like a normal human and it never said anything. It was attacking me with what i had done and trying to use it against me.
I really had a hard time understanding why. You would think the demonic wouldn't shame you for doing something that was detestable to God but it did.
Well anyways a lot of things happened but it did turn alien. One time i awoke and i seen pentagrams in my vision and when i would blink it would change it did it three times. The second time there was a pentagram and it was like a black background with a grey pentagram. There was a green alien skull glowing on it like it wanted me to see it or notice it. That was the first time it had anything alien to it.
I had read stories about how in alien abductions the aliens come though the window. Not a open window but a closed window. Well thats exactly how demons came into my room at night i would hear a knock on the window (second story). I was never abducted that i remember but there was instances of alien things in my experiences. These things would stand around my bed also but they were invisible you could just hear them and feel their presence.
just for the sake of shits and grins-
where did you hear of art bell?
My grandmother got me into nostrodamus at a really young age watching the orson welles documentary like once a month for a while on vhs. she told me there was a radio show where people talked about these folks like him and other weird stuff. i was really young but about 5 years ago i got into it remembering the name she gave me. she was proud when i told her i got on his first sirius show with michio bukkake.
tl;dr where'd you first hear about art?
Around 2002, I downloaded something off of Limewire about aliens, and was really spooked by it.
Years later, I found out it was some old C2C show with Linda Moulton Howe. I listened to a bunch of old shows and have been listening every since.
500 years from now we're going to have outworld colonies and idiots will still be complaining about their subspace cell provider.
>Sir, sir, you are on Mars. Your Terra call will take a few minutes to connect. Thoughts do not work that way.
everything is gonna be free in 30 years
check my fertility
it's pretty apparent and i hope it doesn't ruin this show as well.
there are so many better paranormal podcasts out now.
i honestly just listen now out of nostalgia and for these threads, if these threads stopped i would probably not listen.
Art should of just said the voices over the phone also travel at the speed of light so he can understand why voice communication to the megastructures aren't instant.
>wants to be president
>doesn't know how to disable ads on youtube
if anyone can write a story like this that's bs i'll try and call in with a southern accent and pass it off as real just for the lulz
let's see what you got- i can ad lib pretty well
>be around 15 in the mid 90s
>just flipping through the AM band looking for something to listen that night
>show about ghosts, Bigfoot and aliums
>been listening ever since
Also truth or consequences is the best city name ever
Ok. I just spent the last half hour digging through the Hoagland thread on bellgab which is currently up to 983 pages. I was looking for the moment when they all turned on Hoagie and I found it.
See the screencap. That person only has six posts. That is his six and final post. His first five posts were kind of random and then his six post was [pic related] and that was it. Bellgab immediately went batshit insane and turned on Hoagland calling for people to cancel their subscriptions and to call into his show and harass him. No one even asked him for evidence. They just immediately turned on Hoagland.
His account is less than two months old.
He makes five random posts.
His sixth post is a smear attack against RCH with no evidence to back it up and immediately turns the entire site against RCH.
He never posts again.
I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES
Seriously, that's exactly how I had discovered Art Bell too. Was 15 in the mid 90s, surfing the AM dial late one night looking for a show to fall asleep to, find this crazy show talking about ayy lmaos and ghosts. Been hooked ever since.
>1998 and undgrad in college
>working as a movie theater projectionist
>projectors running and doing homework
>scanning through AM for something to listen to
>hear dude supposedly flying plane into area 51
>was perfect show to listen to when working midnight shows
>hooked ever since
Same here. I stumbled onto the show one night and I kept listening here and there but didn't realize Art was someone other than some random dude on late night radio until he was on that Millennium episode.
>a literal blind dude can get a wife and i cant
yeah, i don't get it.
some like it hot in the desert
yeah, still lame...
first by bagel bites then by bernadette from 1776
>have the alien take a picture then get a group picture
al bundy tried that
Oy Snoory is too boring, same format every show. I got my brother who never heard of snory before to listen to one of his shows and he was like this guy ask the most generic questions. He never listened to coast again because of him.
the only thing I can think of, and I'm stretching here, is that it's some kind of hell reference. don't ask me what connection ghost stories have with hell, other than those christians that think ghosts are lost souls. that's the best I've got.